Kiss your mother with that mouth?

November 12th, 2009 · 103 comments

As Lachlan in Melbourne points out, for 4 and 6 years old these kids have pretty good writing skills (with the exception of that little “hyph:-colon”). But lawdy, kids today and their language!

Kiss your mother with that mouth?

Meanwhile, in Pittsburgh…

If you know this plant over and kill it, I will fucking kill you & your fucking family! xoxo

And in Philadelphia (as spotted by Tash, who is not a yuppie)…

WARNING: People of Philadelphia, these tomatoes are not for you! Sincerely, the miserable overprivileged yuppie cunts in the condo monstrosity across the street

related: The right to bear fruit

FILED UNDER: flowers, trees, houseplants & gardens · fuck fuckity fuck fuck · neighbors · not-so-veiled threats · stealing · xoxo


103 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Fresca

    Dear Philadelphia tomato-stealer,

    Your resentment of somebody’s wealth does not justify taking their tomatoes, but that jealousy is so heated as to make for a nice grilling. Any tomatoes you’ve taken should be sliced and applied to cheeseburgers post haste.

    Nov 12, 2009 at 11:13 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Car RamRod

      Dear people of Philadelphia,

      I’m sorry I can’t allow you in to my tomato garden anymore, but you simply can’t be trusted. I used to allow people to pick a few within reason, but after repeatedly finding bums sleeping under the landscaping fabric, weed plants growing amongst the tomatoes, pregnant teenagers pulling tricks, stepping on hypodermic needles and crack vials, and finally when my gardener was brutally stabbed for his sneakers, I finally decided to shut it to the public. Trespassers will be shot on sight. Survivors will be shot again. Have a nice day!

      –The “Yuppie Cunt” who has a job instead of a drug problem

      Nov 13, 2009 at 6:06 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Palomon bang

    Wow. Those yuppie cunts seem to really know who they are. Damned Philadelphians have no respect for personal tomato plants.

    Nov 12, 2009 at 11:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Tina

    Really< the C-word? OK, I guess the tomatoes mean alot to you all!

    Nov 12, 2009 at 11:20 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   pony girl

      Really. There is no need for that sort of language.
      I mean, yuppie is bad enough; condo is simply uncalled for.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:10 am   rating: 109  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   A (space) lot

      Perhaps this common spelling error began because there does exist in English a word spelled “allot” which is a verb meaning to apportion or grant. The correct form, with “a” and “lot” separated by a space is perhaps not often encountered in print because formal writers usually use other expressions such as “a great deal,” “often,” etc.

      You shouldn’t write “alittle” either. It’s “a little.”

      Nov 13, 2009 at 9:59 am   rating: 26  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   oi bang

    All this drama about fucking plants? of course they have pride in their street.
    *not that there is anything wrong with that*

    Nov 12, 2009 at 11:20 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   pony girl

      Maybe their time would be better spent covering up that huge wall of graffiti across the street?
      Seeing as they have so much pride in their street.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:04 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   park rose bang

      I love Melbourne streets like that (misses Melbourne a little bit).

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:23 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   katethom

      the graffiti and street art in melbourne actually is something the city is famous for, and proud of. it’s a tourist attraction

      Nov 14, 2009 at 8:12 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Adam

    Ha, the second one seems harsh but I think that it might be funny given the correct office type.

    First one was obviously a parents doing. They are using their children. Tsk.

    I’m from Philly, so if this were a talk show i’d wooo since my hometown was mentioned.

    New one page scan what?

    Nov 12, 2009 at 11:21 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   PandorazBox80 bang

      Because I live somewhat close to Philly (Allentown area), and also for the use of the word “yuppie”, I second that WoOoOoO! Look, it’s a woooo with Flair. Get it? Get it? Hahaha… hahah… oy.

      Nov 12, 2009 at 11:58 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   Car RamRod

      The second one is indeed harsh. Perhaps they’re the exact opposite of one of those PETA vegan people and just can’t stand cruelty to plants. Save a fern! Club a baby seal!

      Philly is an awful, awful town. People give us New Yorkers shit for being rowdy fans. At least we never booed Santa Claus and threw snowballs at him during half-time.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 6:13 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.3   Kat

      “At least we never booed Santa Claus and threw snowballs at him during half-time.”

      We didn’t boo him because he was Santa. We booed him because he was possibly drunk and doing a shitty job. (Also that event occurred about 40 years ago and it was only once so everyone needs to get over it.)

      Philly is not awful. We’re just a little rowdy.

      Nov 16, 2009 at 7:50 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.4   Car RamRod

      How does one do a shitty job at being Santa? Santa is supposed to be a jolly old fat slob who’s been drinking too much eggnog. And actually I secretly think that it’s fucking awesome that they did that to him, I was just using it to prove a point.

      Nov 17, 2009 at 8:58 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Geek Goddess

    I think that this is a first, raising PAN standards yet again. I mean the sign padlocked to the fence. Even if the tomatoes are stolen, we will still have the sign.

    Nov 12, 2009 at 11:26 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   pony girl

      I’m wondering how long it will be before the sign is covered in smooshed-up stolen tomatoes.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:07 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   Mo®

      And now they know which direction and which condo to throw the tomatoes at.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 7:24 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Tim Kolb

    Mmmm, Those tomatoes were fucking delicious!

    Nov 12, 2009 at 11:33 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   JetJackson

      Die!

      Nov 12, 2009 at 11:37 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   park rose bang

      That’s what he said… (heh-heh, JJ, couldn’t help meself).

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:12 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Geek Goddess

    That isn’t a little “hyph:-colon”. It is obviously a male body-parts emoticon. This is proved by the reference to another body part in the next line (heart). And not just any male parts, but gay male parts as well. (We have pride in our street) Of course, once you understand all that, you can then see the typo in the first sentence. Pants, people, pants. It was their pants that were stolen, not their plants. I am picturing them in leather; buttery soft, deep crimson leather, with the most delicious detailing on the back pockets, and subtle signs of wear in strategic areas. What a loss. No wonder they are angry.

    *weeps delicately into a tiny, filmy handkerchief*

    Nov 12, 2009 at 11:37 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   park rose bang

      Melbourne? Pshhh – that sign obviously belongs in Oxford Street, Darlinghurst, Sydney.

      Nov 12, 2009 at 11:50 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   PandorazBox80 bang

      lmfao

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:04 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   pony girl

      *nickers softly, nudges GG with muzzle and tosses GG another hanky*

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:22 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.4   Geek Goddess

      *passes pg an apple, wonders about logistics of pg’s car for road trip, and hopes that pg doesn’t mean it that way (not that there is anything. . . blah, blah etc)*

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:26 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.5   pony girl

      No worries.
      Convertible mustang!

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:28 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.6   pony girl

      7.4-
      I’m confused.
      Doesn’t mean what what way?
      Did I make some sort of innuendo without knowing it (again?)

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:41 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.7   Geek Goddess

      It’s ok, pg. I like a nice pony muzzle nuzzle as much as the next person, as long as it’s in a strictly platonic way. Just felt that I needed to make sure we all understood it before the road trip.

      And of course I will bring my horse blanket so you can have the windows down, and the top, too! I know that hardcore convertible people only put the top up if it is a driving rainstorm, or whiteout blizzard conditions.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:54 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.8   pony girl

      LOL. That was a strictly pony/platonic nudge.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 1:19 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.9   Keith

      I was taught (way back in the 50s) that “:-” meant “as follows”

      Nov 13, 2009 at 7:16 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.10   GhostWriter bang

      Sounds like it will be an exciting roadtrip adventure, right up until the point when you grab each others hands and drive off a cliff into the Grand Canyon.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 9:30 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.11   pony girl

      Well, if I get to have sex with Brad Pitt or Michael Madsen first, it just may be worth it.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:14 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.12   infant tyrone bang

      Now that’s a pragmatic stance, PG…some girls would’ve insisted on both.

      I was going to send Harvey Keitel a link to PAN, but it may be best to wait ’til this note gets a few miles on it…he’s such a sensitive Wolf, y’know…

      Nov 13, 2009 at 5:12 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Neil

    Looks to me like #1 was probably an inside job. The ominous phrase ‘watering detail’ is a clue. Perhaps the daily 6-hour gardening session with Dad was somewhat unpleasant?

    Nov 12, 2009 at 11:47 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   JetJackson

    I wouldn’t touch that plant. Anyone who plaits the stalk on their office plant has to be a fucking psychopath.

    Nov 12, 2009 at 11:48 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   park rose bang

      I don’t think a person wrote that sign. That plant is going to kill you and your fucking family anyway, as soon as it reaches maturity, which will probably be soon after it unlocks its legs, finds a toilet (or a human to piss against) and relieves itself.

      Nov 12, 2009 at 11:53 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   Critical Grass bang

      Someone has to stop that plant! Quick, put it in a dark room!

      *sighs in relief*

      Nov 13, 2009 at 5:06 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.3   park rose bang

      Everyone knows that photos synthesise in dark rooms, though, CG. Maybe it’s not such a wise idea.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 6:50 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.4   Critical Grass bang

      They can synthesise all they want, as long as they don’t knock the plants over.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 9:41 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   park rose bang

    Edited to join GG above :P

    Nov 12, 2009 at 11:48 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   Geek Goddess

      You can join me any day, rose, edited or not!

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:01 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   infant tyrone bang

    1) D and T may have a tough time dealing with phone menus, money, and 6th grade math after Mom + Dad preemptively defined #, $, *, and %.

    2) In Humboldt County signs like this are generally unnecessary, but if you see one, you can be sure it’s a good idea to take it (the sign) literally.

    3) If you find that one of these tomatoes has appeared in your hand, please do the right thing and deliver it with good aim and high velocity.

    Nov 12, 2009 at 11:49 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   kdaniel

    To the remarkably well spoken D and T:

    Sorry, the plants no longer wish to live in your pride filled street; they’re actually quite ashamed of who they are and needed some time away to assess their little photosynthetic lives.

    Sincerely,
    The Selfish (Husk)ers (not to be confused with the Selfish Buskers, Selfish Bankers and/or Selfish Wankers)

    Nov 12, 2009 at 11:51 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   park rose bang

      Hmm, I’ve got a class on defining relative clauses next week. I think I should use the first sign as an example. Now, kids, just who was it that stole the plants, and how are those selfish #$*%ERS any different from other selfish #$*%ERS that you might know?

      I’m going for hustlers, myself, though I know it’s one letter too many. Maybe the Jon Voight school of hustler?

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:06 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   Canthz_B bang

      Or the Larry Flint school of Hustler.

      For the wankers, naturally!

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:38 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.3   anglophile bang

      I was reading it as buskers, and I was thinking mom was just pissed because someone stole her marijuana plants.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 6:02 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   pony girl

    Even a small braided ficus is expensive. If they care so much about it, they should put it in a nice (heavy) ceramic container, so it wouldn’t get knocked over.
    Or, they could just keep it in the cheap-ass (ugly) container it’s in and make blanket felonious threats to all of humanity (and their families) with post-it notes.

    PS- I really want to knock it over.
    Road trip!!

    Nov 13, 2009 at 12:03 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   Geek Goddess

      *calls shotgun on pg’s road trip*

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:07 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   pony girl

      wooohooo!

      You may want to bring a blanket, I like to keep the windows open.

      Okay, so now we just need to find out where this office is……

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:17 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.3   park rose bang

      A felonious blanket?

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:22 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.4   pony girl

      Perhaps, it depends where the road trip takes us.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:25 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.5   infant tyrone bang

      It was 37 years ago today
      Sgt. Becker taught the band to play
      A tune for your gamboling road trip
      No, no, not the one ’bout Las Vegas
      The one that named a bar in New-romancer
      The one, the only, Midnight Cruiser

      Felonius my old friend
      Step on in and let me shake your hand
      So glad that you’re here again
      For one more time
      Let your madness run with mine
      Streets still unseen we’ll find somehow
      No time is better than now

      Tell me where are you driving
      Midnight cruiser
      Where is your bounty
      Of fortune and fame
      I am another
      Gentlemen loser
      Drive me to Harlem
      Or somewhere the same

      Nov 13, 2009 at 11:42 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   Canthz_B bang

    If they could just get some of the genes from the lock into the tomato plants their problem would be solved.

    Nov 13, 2009 at 12:10 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Canthz_B bang

      Of course, the harvest would be a bit more complicated due to a combination of things.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:15 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   Geek Goddess

      You could simply pick them

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:17 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.3   park rose bang

      Hah-hah! The plot thickens nurtured by your fertile imaginations.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:27 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.4   Canthz_B bang

      That’s the key point of the issue.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:30 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.5   infant tyrone bang

      Pick a padlock?
      Been pecking away sparingly at pickled Peter’s peppered pipe?

      You can bowl ‘em over picking a pin tumbler lock, but you’re bound to strike out trying to pick a padlock. A bolt cutter’s your fast-lane solution.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:48 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.6   park rose bang

      Pick a paddock, I think. ;)

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:51 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.7   Canthz_B bang

      *why?*

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:56 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.8   infant tyrone bang

      I may be galloping into box canyon of miss-apprehension based on being undone by an implicit reference to a fille fetlock, but I’d jump onto that wither-ing ride if the circumstances were right…and let the Dev’l and St. Thomas Equinas sort out the proprieties. But neck + neck’s OK too.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 2:14 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.9   infant tyrone bang

      Maybe it’s just a monitor artifact…anyone else notice that there are two holes in the sign where the presumably security conscious condomaniacs would have put two other locks?

      Leaving the sign with only the padlock may have been a warning of sorts.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:58 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   park rose bang

    I think all three signs are kind of ominous, but especially the first and the second. Anyone who has read John Wyndham might be feeling a little uneasy.

    Nov 13, 2009 at 12:21 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   pony girl

      Eeek. That ficus does have 3 trunks/legs.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:44 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   GK bang

      And did you notice how the plants in the third photograph are sort of reaching out through the fence?

      That does it. I’m buying a flamethrower. And goggles.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 3:13 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.3   MAMARILLA2 bang

      In nature’s scheme of things, there are certain plants which are carnivorous, or eating plants. The Venus Fly Trap is one of the best known of these plants. A fly drawn to the plant by its sweet syrup, brushes against triggered bristles. Just how these plants digest their pray has yet to be explained. There is much still to learn about these fascinating eating plants. This is a newcomer: Triffidus Celestus, brought to earth on the meteorite during the Day of the Triffids.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 11:38 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.4   Geek Goddess

      You may want to upgrade to Agent Orange, GK

      Nov 13, 2009 at 9:49 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.5   park rose bang

      Even that’s a bit old school, GG. Maybe he should upgrade to depleted uranium ammunition. I don’t know if his goggles will help him then, though.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 10:13 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.6   MAMARILLA2 bang

      ♫ Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long – That’s right, boy! – You can do it! Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long / Ha ha ha ha ha! / Cause if you feed me, Seymour / I can grow up big and strong.

      Nov 14, 2009 at 12:57 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   Canthz_B bang

    Miserable Over-privileged C-words = Happy Underprivileged Penii.

    It’s the Circle of Live, Simba.

    Nov 13, 2009 at 12:25 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   park rose bang

    SELFISH $#%*ERS rarely use a condom.

    See how the signs tie together?

    Nov 13, 2009 at 12:36 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   Canthz_B bang

      They do indeed. Right down to how the murder was committed…unprotected sex.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:45 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   zz

    Good to see more Americans getting over their fear of the word cunt.

    Nov 13, 2009 at 3:27 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   jinx

    The second sign makes members of Peta look sane…

    Nov 13, 2009 at 3:45 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   HappyNat

      I wouldn’t go THAT far.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 7:19 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   Critical Grass bang

    D + T,

    Your plants are dead, we knocked them over on porpous! And we’ll come for your #$%&ing family too, you proud miserable overprivileged, you! That’s right!

    Who’s bad?
    #$*%ERS

    Nov 13, 2009 at 5:25 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   infant tyrone bang

      #$*%ers…new code name for the Cetacean Longevity Brigade?

      Remember them from years (aye, aeons) ago?

      They transported Jung gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

      Nov 14, 2009 at 7:52 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #22   Havingfitz

    Dear Tomato Grower:

    1) I don’t live in the condo
    2) I’m no horticulturist, but that is NOT a tomato crop.
    3) Got any Fritos?

    Nov 13, 2009 at 7:12 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   GK bang

      I’m no horticulturist either, but I can see some fruit in the picture that look remarkably like tomatoes. I’m just throwin’ that out there.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 10:41 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   SB

    I imagine that in the last case, the tomatoes are in some sort of community garden for the condo. Since when are people growing vegetables obliged to provide for the whole neighborhood? You want tomatoes, get your ass out there and start planting!

    And I love how the note writer imagines the condo inhabitants are miserable. They’re probably pretty happy, actually–after all, they have their own garden. Ha haaaaah!

    Nov 13, 2009 at 7:39 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   park rose bang

      In the last case the tomatoes are always squished and over-ripe. Nobody wants them. No wonder those yuppie *%#!s are so miserable. Btw – I think they actually wrote the sign (not the tomatoes).

      Nov 13, 2009 at 7:59 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   booger brain

    Does anybody else think there are two note writers on the tomato sign? Note to self, don’t leave room for a PA response on your PAN.

    Nov 13, 2009 at 8:39 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   oi bang

    Who is watering detail? D & T’s mother? Father? who?

    Nov 13, 2009 at 9:28 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   oi bang

    #*%+ers……. have a heart and return them.
    yeah when somebody requests it so politely I definitely meet it.

    Nov 13, 2009 at 9:33 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   Critical Grass bang

      Hey #$*%ers, please return the fucking plants, assholes! I know you have it ’cause your sister told me, that futon whore!

      What?! I said please.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 9:43 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   laurie bang

    To be fair, I don’t enjoy strangers touching my tomatoes either.

    Unless they pay.

    And live in a nice condo.

    Nov 13, 2009 at 9:49 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #27.1   Critical Grass bang

      That’s what she said.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 10:48 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.2   laurie bang

      Exactly.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 3:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.3   infant tyrone bang

      This tomato-play, does it sound like tomat-ooooh or tomat-aaaah ?

      So who’s responsible for providing the futon?

      Or is this tomato-play strictly a vertical activity (on the up + up)?

      Nov 13, 2009 at 5:01 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #28   Kevin

    i wish i coulda tagged one o those tomatoes.

    Nov 13, 2009 at 10:17 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   tilywinn bang

    1) Why did the PAN author include details of the plantnappers victims? Was it to induce tears of remorse with which to water the stolen plants? I presume that is what was meant by ‘(watering detail)’. If anyone else can enlighten me on that matter, please do.

    Nov 13, 2009 at 11:26 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   park rose

      If I’m not mistaken, to be on detail is a military term meaning that it is your turn to complete a certain task. To be on kitchen detail, cleaning detail and so on.
      Definition 7a, 7b and 7c.
      It was the kids’ turn to water the plants.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 5:06 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   aaa bang

    Fuck!

    Nov 13, 2009 at 5:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #30.1   park rose

      Did you knock over the plant, aaa?

      Nov 13, 2009 at 5:11 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #31   Wordtinker doesnt smith bang

    Not that I know anything – but that ain’t a ficus in that ugly ass pot, and if someone knocked my Money Tree over, I wouldn’t get murderous – I’d go after their bank account. Folks always care more about their money than their lives – case in point – someone’s been knocking over the money tree.

    Nov 13, 2009 at 6:11 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   Alyssa

    Well personally, I like that on the Philly one they referred to themselves as miserble overprivileged yuppie cunts who live in a condo monstrosity. If I saw that, it would make me laugh enough to lay off the damn tomatoes.

    Nov 14, 2009 at 5:06 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Chiara

    Nice when mothers put swear words in children’s mouths.

    Nov 14, 2009 at 6:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   park rose bang

      I think that’s your imagination, Chiara. All I’m seeing is a sharp mark, a dollar sign, an asterisk, and a percentage sign. And mothers? What gives you that idea? Oh, you’re talking about the yuppies or the literate plant? Yeah, well I guess that yuppies never do grow up, and seeds will take root wherever the wind blows them. So maybe in case two it is the motherless who cause swear words to appear, and case three, maybe you are right. Maybe Anthony Perkins did write that note.

      Nov 14, 2009 at 8:59 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   thunderroad

    Haha, a hyph:-colon looks like a tiny penis.

    Nov 16, 2009 at 10:52 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   ??????

    “мысли здравые, но тяжело читать, не знаю почему”

    Nov 16, 2009 at 3:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   Martin

    Lol

    Nov 22, 2009 at 7:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   Katherine

    HAHAHA! I know exactly where that garden is! And I have taken many a tomato from it. Hey, it’s growing out of the fence and close enough for me to reach it and I am a hungry college student.

    Dec 18, 2009 at 12:48 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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