Comments on: Kiss your mother with that mouth?

By: Katherine

Katherine — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:48:36 +0000

HAHAHA! I know exactly where that garden is! And I have taken many a tomato from it. Hey, it’s growing out of the fence and close enough for me to reach it and I am a hungry college student.

By: Martin

Martin — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:54:42 +0000

Lol

By: Car RamRod

Car RamRod — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:58:26 +0000

How does one do a shitty job at being Santa? Santa is supposed to be a jolly old fat slob who’s been drinking too much eggnog. And actually I secretly think that it’s fucking awesome that they did that to him, I was just using it to prove a point.

By: Kat

Kat — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:50:34 +0000

“At least we never booed Santa Claus and threw snowballs at him during half-time.”

We didn’t boo him because he was Santa. We booed him because he was possibly drunk and doing a shitty job. (Also that event occurred about 40 years ago and it was only once so everyone needs to get over it.)

Philly is not awful. We’re just a little rowdy.

By: ??????

?????? — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:49:21 +0000

“мысли здравые, но тяжело читать, не знаю почему”

By: thunderroad

thunderroad — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:52:23 +0000

Haha, a hyph:-colon looks like a tiny penis.

By: park rose

park rose — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:59:41 +0000

I think that’s your imagination, Chiara. All I’m seeing is a sharp mark, a dollar sign, an asterisk, and a percentage sign. And mothers? What gives you that idea? Oh, you’re talking about the yuppies or the literate plant? Yeah, well I guess that yuppies never do grow up, and seeds will take root wherever the wind blows them. So maybe in case two it is the motherless who cause swear words to appear, and case three, maybe you are right. Maybe Anthony Perkins did write that note.

By: katethom

katethom — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:12:28 +0000

the graffiti and street art in melbourne actually is something the city is famous for, and proud of. it’s a tourist attraction

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:52:45 +0000

#$*%ers…new code name for the Cetacean Longevity Brigade?

Remember them from years (aye, aeons) ago?

They transported Jung gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

By: Chiara

Chiara — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 00:11:50 +0000

Nice when mothers put swear words in children’s mouths.

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 18:57:27 +0000

♫ Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long – That’s right, boy! – You can do it! Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long / Ha ha ha ha ha! / Cause if you feed me, Seymour / I can grow up big and strong.

By: Alyssa

Alyssa — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 11:06:32 +0000

Well personally, I like that on the Philly one they referred to themselves as miserble overprivileged yuppie cunts who live in a condo monstrosity. If I saw that, it would make me laugh enough to lay off the damn tomatoes.

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 05:42:57 +0000

It was 37 years ago today
Sgt. Becker taught the band to play
A tune for your gamboling road trip
No, no, not the one ’bout Las Vegas
The one that named a bar in New-romancer
The one, the only, Midnight Cruiser

Felonius my old friend
Step on in and let me shake your hand
So glad that you’re here again
For one more time
Let your madness run with mine
Streets still unseen we’ll find somehow
No time is better than now

Tell me where are you driving
Midnight cruiser
Where is your bounty
Of fortune and fame
I am another
Gentlemen loser
Drive me to Harlem
Or somewhere the same

By: park rose

park rose — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:13:30 +0000

Even that’s a bit old school, GG. Maybe he should upgrade to depleted uranium ammunition. I don’t know if his goggles will help him then, though.