Comments on: Worst. Metaphor. Ever.

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Tue, 13 Apr 2010 22:02:06 +0000

[...] has a penchant for confusing euphemisms for bodily [...]

By: Amanda

Amanda — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:42:07 +0000

I was going to say the same thing!

By: leftfoot

leftfoot — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:07:01 +0000

I’m a jew so I refuse to spell german words correctly.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:30:25 +0000

LOL, any jeans I wear end up being skinny!

By: Critical Grass

Critical Grass — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:59:45 +0000

Argyle sweater?! How Vintage of your sister. But really, argyle sweaters are very in right now, you should wear them with skinny jeans and All Star shoes.

By: Palomon

Palomon — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:51:12 +0000

Anyone read or seen _Running With Scissors_?
Rememebr the shrink who scooped his poo out of the bowl because he thought it was a message from god?
Puts the whole not flushing in perspective, eh?

By: Palomon

Palomon — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:47:05 +0000

Turns out The Force is with you if it’s coded in yer mitichondria. Does it go dark if poo mist gets into yer cells?
God, Lucas sucks.
What were we talking about?
Oh, yeah. Thought I strayed off subject for a second, but we’re OK.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:02:14 +0000

This year I swear I won’t call the argyle sweater my sister is sure to send a shitty gift.
It sure beats the real thing. Maybe the Raccoon Lodge will have another 50′s party.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:51:10 +0000

mamason, of course there was, it was a urinal fruitcake.
Lasts twice as long as the plain kind!

By: aaa

aaa — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:21:01 +0000

By: Critical Grass

Critical Grass — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:01:31 +0000

aaa, I gotta meet you.

By: park rose

park rose — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:29:32 +0000

aaa, I think that tip number 3 might be for you and all the glittery living dead out there:

Try not to get constipated – this is when your “poo”
is too hard or you have to push to get it out.

Oh, GG, ‘ess it is, then or maybe eekess.

By: aaa

aaa — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:19:41 +0000

Sheiße.

(Or sheisse if you don’t like the fucked up German double-S thing.)

By: aaa

aaa — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:15:42 +0000

I don’t poo. But then again, I don’t live in Australia and am technically only half a woman. And am only half-alive. So that’s only one-quarter living woman with the potential to poo.