Comments on: Euphemisms of disturb http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/02/euphemisms-of-disturb/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:39:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: I CAN HEAR YOU IN MY MIND!!!!!! | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/02/euphemisms-of-disturb/comment-page-1/#comment-350559 I CAN HEAR YOU IN MY MIND!!!!!! | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com Thu, 25 Mar 2010 15:51:58 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=11859#comment-350559 [...] euphemisms of disturb [...] [...] euphemisms of disturb [...]

]]> By: ashleymc53 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/02/euphemisms-of-disturb/comment-page-1/#comment-330369 ashleymc53 Sat, 12 Dec 2009 02:32:21 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=11859#comment-330369 i don't know & I don't really give monkeys white ass!! i don’t know & I don’t really give monkeys white ass!!

]]> By: Kelly http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/02/euphemisms-of-disturb/comment-page-1/#comment-329429 Kelly Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:35:24 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=11859#comment-329429 I had a roommate when I was 25 that always blame sex noises on "jumping on the bed" and thought I was too dumb to know the difference. ie... Me: "Hey, you may wanna turn your tv or stereo on...I can always hear you guys." Her: "What? We're jumping on the bed...not doing anything dirty." C'mon. I had a roommate when I was 25 that always blame sex noises on “jumping on the bed” and thought I was too dumb to know the difference.

ie… Me: “Hey, you may wanna turn your tv or stereo on…I can always hear you guys.” Her: “What? We’re jumping on the bed…not doing anything dirty.”

C’mon.

]]> By: infant tyrone http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/02/euphemisms-of-disturb/comment-page-1/#comment-329135 infant tyrone Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:45:21 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=11859#comment-329135 Well, Ollie...if present circumstances are any sort of a star to do celestial navigation by (Heavens to Murgatroyd, did I say that?), if everybody wanted to get to 146th we'd have us a bunch of long, twisty and turny threads 'round here. Wouldn't bother me much, but tryin' to be considerate of the young'uns's Keynesian attention economy these days, just forget I said anythinig. Well, Ollie…if present circumstances are any sort of a star to do celestial navigation by (Heavens to Murgatroyd, did I say that?), if everybody wanted to get to 146th we’d have us a bunch of long, twisty and turny threads ’round here.
Wouldn’t bother me much, but tryin’ to be considerate of the young’uns’s Keynesian attention economy these days, just forget I said anythinig.

]]> By: Geek Goddess http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/02/euphemisms-of-disturb/comment-page-1/#comment-329114 Geek Goddess Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:35:36 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=11859#comment-329114 Don't you start anything, Ty! Why, next thing you know, everybody will be bragging about 146th, and then where will we be? Don’t you start anything, Ty! Why, next thing you know, everybody will be bragging about 146th, and then where will we be?

]]> By: infant tyrone http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/02/euphemisms-of-disturb/comment-page-1/#comment-328861 infant tyrone Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:23:56 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=11859#comment-328861 Well, Catherwood, just imagine the Giant Rat of Sumatra (mouse) and the surrealistic keyboard from the dream sequence of "5,000 Fingers of Dr. T" Ev'r'thing's big in Texas, even peripherals. Why, hayul...you could rope a bronco with just this here thread. 146th? Well, Catherwood, just imagine the Giant Rat of Sumatra (mouse) and the surrealistic keyboard from the dream sequence of “5,000 Fingers of Dr. T”

Ev’r'thing’s big in Texas, even peripherals.

Why, hayul…you could rope a bronco with just this here thread. 146th?

]]> By: Geek Goddess http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/02/euphemisms-of-disturb/comment-page-1/#comment-328847 Geek Goddess Sun, 06 Dec 2009 21:41:22 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=11859#comment-328847 No, pg, I don't think that you are a dead gay grey mare. I was just worried that someone looking for a floggable dead gay grey mare might be willing to go for any pony they could get their hands on. I've always pictured you as a fuzzy, lively chestnut pinto with a cute nose, bright eyes and furry ears. And obviously intelligent. My visualization breaks down a bit when I try to picture you interacting with mouse and keyboard, though. No, pg, I don’t think that you are a dead gay grey mare. I was just worried that someone looking for a floggable dead gay grey mare might be willing to go for any pony they could get their hands on. I’ve always pictured you as a fuzzy, lively chestnut pinto with a cute nose, bright eyes and furry ears. And obviously intelligent. My visualization breaks down a bit when I try to picture you interacting with mouse and keyboard, though.

]]> By: CowTippingBlues http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/02/euphemisms-of-disturb/comment-page-1/#comment-328844 CowTippingBlues Sun, 06 Dec 2009 21:18:18 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=11859#comment-328844 You are clearly a xenophobe, since you think that people that cannot speak English are not of the human race. You envision that only humans are capable of speaking proper English, and that all people not native to the language are of a different race. This also makes you a bushwhacker, a polygamist, and a bulemic. Now I'm going to buy a dictionary and see if the names I'm throwing out make any sense at all. You are clearly a xenophobe, since you think that people that cannot speak English are not of the human race. You envision that only humans are capable of speaking proper English, and that all people not native to the language are of a different race.
This also makes you a bushwhacker, a polygamist, and a bulemic. Now I’m going to buy a dictionary and see if the names I’m throwing out make any sense at all.

]]> By: kureshii http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/02/euphemisms-of-disturb/comment-page-1/#comment-328807 kureshii Sun, 06 Dec 2009 14:41:54 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=11859#comment-328807 <i>I finding it best to avoid reading the commentary altogether, because it reads like an online version of a high school clique.</i> Really? That's pretty much the main reason why I still visit PAN from time to time. The entries are entertaining, sure, but the comments always greatly extend the entertainment value. And where's the fun in holding a contrary opinion and disagreeing with the dominant viewpoint if it doesn't raise the ire of the incumbent community? :D I would gladding appreciate if you noisy bed-jumpers would please don't disturb the note-writers, especially if they have hectic work schedules. Thank you so much for your understanding and support. Below you can see the comments of disturb: 1.1 2 2.1 5 I finding it best to avoid reading the commentary altogether, because it reads like an online version of a high school clique.

Really? That’s pretty much the main reason why I still visit PAN from time to time. The entries are entertaining, sure, but the comments always greatly extend the entertainment value.

And where’s the fun in holding a contrary opinion and disagreeing with the dominant viewpoint if it doesn’t raise the ire of the incumbent community? :D

I would gladding appreciate if you noisy bed-jumpers would please don’t disturb the note-writers, especially if they have hectic work schedules. Thank you so much for your understanding and support.

Below you can see the comments of disturb:
1.1
2
2.1
5

]]> By: park rose http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/02/euphemisms-of-disturb/comment-page-1/#comment-328804 park rose Sun, 06 Dec 2009 14:07:04 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=11859#comment-328804 Do you think cellar door might offer me a corner in which to lie (down), some straw, a stable, a mule, a donkey, a virgin, a saviour, a cuckold, three wise men, a bit of gold, some frankincense...? I just had to slap myself for a second. I was getting carried away. Even so, woe is me for sure. Much gnashing of teeth, and piteous wailing. Do you think cellar door might offer me a corner in which to lie (down), some straw, a stable, a mule, a donkey, a virgin, a saviour, a cuckold, three wise men, a bit of gold, some frankincense…?

I just had to slap myself for a second. I was getting carried away.

Even so, woe is me for sure. Much gnashing of teeth, and piteous wailing.

]]> By: anglophile http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/02/euphemisms-of-disturb/comment-page-1/#comment-328800 anglophile Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:49:35 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=11859#comment-328800 You LIKE the note writer, rose? You are dead to me now. You LIKE the note writer, rose?

You are dead to me now.

]]> By: park rose http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/02/euphemisms-of-disturb/comment-page-1/#comment-328799 park rose Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:47:15 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=11859#comment-328799 I would of spanked you, if I could of spanked you, and though I ought to of been here, I was else where doing what I thought ought to of been done (I don't know if that one works). ;) I would of spanked you, if I could of spanked you, and though I ought to of been here, I was else where doing what I thought ought to of been done (I don’t know if that one works). ;)

]]> By: park rose http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/02/euphemisms-of-disturb/comment-page-1/#comment-328796 park rose Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:37:48 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=11859#comment-328796 Not good enough for you, huh, 'glo? *sniff* Well, I guess I've always got my eek oddess. Except, she said she was only virtually my friend :cry: This thread became very unravelled a long time before, right? I quite like the writer of this note. Guess I'll be bumped out of the clique too, and left to shiver with the other huddled, starving masses for saying that. It's okay. I guess I can be your and cellar door's friend (if s/he will have me), as I too will stand as one of the ostracised, weeping so much I'll rust her hinges. Or, more accurately, cringe, really, you know, I'll cringe and simper, kind of bent over and stooped and huddled, as one of the lowly ostracised and exiled. Not good enough for you, huh, ‘glo? *sniff* Well, I guess I’ve always got my eek oddess.
Except, she said she was only virtually my friend :cry:

This thread became very unravelled a long time before, right? I quite like the writer of this note. Guess I’ll be bumped out of the clique too, and left to shiver with the other huddled, starving masses for saying that. It’s okay. I guess I can be your and cellar door’s friend (if s/he will have me), as I too will stand as one of the ostracised, weeping so much I’ll rust her hinges. Or, more accurately, cringe, really, you know, I’ll cringe and simper, kind of bent over and stooped and huddled, as one of the lowly ostracised and exiled.

]]> By: anglophile http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/02/euphemisms-of-disturb/comment-page-1/#comment-328792 anglophile Sun, 06 Dec 2009 12:02:22 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=11859#comment-328792 Oh, cellardoor! Now that you have accused me of being close-minded, cliquish, and, apparently, a poor writer, will you please, please, <i>please</i> be my friend???? Oh, cellardoor! Now that you have accused me of being close-minded, cliquish, and, apparently, a poor writer, will you please, please, please be my friend????

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