Comments on: Escape poodle

By: mtc

mtc — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 03:10:39 +0000

Who needs a helicopter or fast motorbike when you could get away in style on an escape goat?

By: vancouver drug dealer

vancouver drug dealer — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 07:35:34 +0000

This note is obviously from downtown Vancouver (he refers to Hornby St, near where I live). I have only this to say: Where ISN’T there drug dealing in downtown Vancouver? Hell, it should be an Olympic sport, we’d clean up.

By: JuneBug

JuneBug — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:43:02 +0000

I guess, he really should have thought harder before getting his “Got Drugs?” tattoo.

By: Get Out

Get Out — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:08:06 +0000

You too Ryan, Fuck.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:07:05 +0000

I don’t know… this letter seems fairly aggressive (as in, dealing with the rumors) and not so much passive. I don’t think it qualifies for this website.

By: Frodux

Frodux — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:17:57 +0000

Why was he talking to the poodle in the elevator?

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:14:24 +0000

Woodward and Bernstein?

Barnes & Noble?

Cease and desist!!!!

By: Geek Goddess

Geek Goddess — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:27:37 +0000

Well, we all know that IT isn’t fair. And IT is more unfair to some than to others.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8_Kfjo3VjU

Original website:
http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/

By: Get Out

Get Out — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:38:35 +0000

Leave, Beth.

By: Beth

Beth — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:27:17 +0000

First off, does anybody find it strange that someone would type out an entire message like this using mostly full words but consistently feel the need to abbreviate “morning”?

First off, “escape goat”? Amazing.

First off, it is approximately as appropriate to use the term ‘first off’ several times in one message as it is to say ‘long story short’ in the seventh paragraph of such message.

By: YO-dysseus

YO-dysseus — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:12:13 +0000

“IT is not fair by any means”

Someone send the IT dept. up there already..

Sheesh.

By: MOMMYDEAREST

MOMMYDEAREST — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:25:49 +0000

I want to marry Jay now. The rest of you have broken my heart by not showing up to our mass wedding.

By: Renagade676

Renagade676 — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:41:32 +0000

As messed up as the note is, I feel the guy’s pain.

I have tattoos, multiple piercings, and like to dye my hair different colors from the norm.

So naturally an ex neighbor was telling people that I was doing drugs one day, and telling people I was sleeping around the next. Which was funny, because I rarely had visitors more than once a month.

Suffice to say, I was glad to move away.

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:57:26 +0000

Hmmm, I know a certain Canadian city with a Hornby Street in downtown.

But wouldn’t it be ‘defence’?