Comments on: You don’t mess with Bob Mess.

By: Serena

Serena — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 13:07:51 +0000

Oh my god, the second one looks like it could be from the computer helpdesk at my school (it’s not though). They are also closed on Wednesdays, and got sick of people coming in so put a sign up. People kept showing up so they took the sign down and caved in to student pressure =P

By: mtc

mtc — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 03:05:36 +0000

What happens on Wednesdays? Do they revert, Cinderella-style, back to their original ugly forms at midnight?

By: existential_crisis

existential_crisis — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:02:05 +0000

The pink one is from our university!! Ha ha.

By: Bcteagirl

Bcteagirl — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 00:46:16 +0000

I don’t care if Monday’s black
Tuesday, Wednesday heart attack

Monday you can hold your head
Tuesday, Wednesday stay in bed

Monday you can fall apart
Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart
(By attempting to summon me)

Might explain the lack of existence on Wednesdays.

Better to contact them on Fridays when they are in love!

By: mands

mands — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:47:01 +0000

To the tune of ‘Friday on my mind’ by the Easybeats:

Tuesday morning feels so bad,
Ev’rybody seems to nag me
Coming Wednesday I feel better,
Existential crisis looking good,
Don’t come in and say,
Just one short query,
I’ve got Wednesday on my mind

Chorus

We don’t exist on a freakin’ Wednesday!
No! Don’t consider coming in to say:
“I just wanted to…”,
“Can I please bother you…”,
Tonight….I cease to exist,
Tonight…so you must desist,
Tonight…I got to get tonight
Tuesday I got Wednesday on my mind.

Do the five day drag once more,
There’s not much more that bugs me
You’re no better than other ppl,
We don’t exist on a Wednesday,
Today I might be mad,
Tomorrow I’ll be glad,
I’ve got Wednesday on my mind

By: wright

wright — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 06:10:50 +0000

Man, when are they going to nerf Sandra already??

By: wright

wright — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 06:09:31 +0000

I have a 6 year-old nephew who is just starting to realize that rules can actually add to the fun. Because after all, when you get bored you can just break or change them!

Seriously, it’s hilarious and touching to see his train of thought running around and around behind his little eyeballs…

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 04:44:17 +0000

He’s only supposed to be fed strontium by Grandma, who’s 90.
But, yeah, if he starts getting hyper, give him a bowl of Lithium Krispies.

By: park rose

park rose — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 03:51:07 +0000

She’s only six. She’s just learning and working out the rules. That kind of reasoning is pretty common among kids. I wouldn’t fear for her, nor would I think her stupid on the basis of just that.

By: Geek Goddess

Geek Goddess — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:11:26 +0000

For those who need to know more about the cat. Or not. (Apparently it was Bob’s cat)

http://www.messybeast.com/moggycat/schrodinger.htm

By: Critical Grass

Critical Grass — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:17:00 +0000

What?! Are you saying this cat won’t survive if I feed it strontium three times a day?! What kind of cat is this?! I wanna talk to your manager…
Are you saying no strontium at all? But lithium is okay, right?

By: Car RamRod

Car RamRod — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:14:32 +0000

That reminds me of my niece. I was at my sister’s house watching her kids for her, and my 6 year old niece suggested we play hide and go seek. Then she told me to go hide in a specific closet and she’d come look for me. I didn’t have the heart to tell her how absolutely stupid she must be, but I fear for her academic future…

By: Car RamRod

Car RamRod — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:07:17 +0000

I believe you’d get your ass kicked for saying something like that…

By: Catherine

Catherine — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:48:55 +0000

I wish I could make my existence optional on certain days. that would be handy.