Comments on: Do these stilettos match my broomstick? http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/09/do-these-stilettos-match-my-broomstick/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Sat, 25 May 2013 06:21:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: How now, Mad Cow? | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/09/do-these-stilettos-match-my-broomstick/comment-page-1/#comment-391916 How now, Mad Cow? | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com Thu, 30 Jun 2011 03:06:13 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=12098#comment-391916 [...] related: Do these stilettos match my broomstick? [...] [...] related: Do these stilettos match my broomstick? [...]

]]> By: LawGeek http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/09/do-these-stilettos-match-my-broomstick/comment-page-1/#comment-342396 LawGeek Sun, 07 Feb 2010 04:44:41 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=12098#comment-342396 I prefer the passive aggressive "stiletto's (sic)" I prefer the passive aggressive “stiletto’s (sic)”

]]> By: katkittykat http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/09/do-these-stilettos-match-my-broomstick/comment-page-1/#comment-336887 katkittykat Tue, 12 Jan 2010 00:02:09 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=12098#comment-336887 Why do they come back at 2:44 AM in the first place? If people are going to come back so late they should take off the shoes and be quiet! Why do they come back at 2:44 AM in the first place? If people are going to come back so late they should take off the shoes and be quiet!

]]> By: emily http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/09/do-these-stilettos-match-my-broomstick/comment-page-1/#comment-332339 emily Sat, 19 Dec 2009 18:07:35 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=12098#comment-332339 My favorite part about the first complaint is that they seemed to feel that comic sans would be the most effective font with which to convey their message. My favorite part about the first complaint is that they seemed to feel that comic sans would be the most effective font with which to convey their message.

]]> By: snuzzle http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/09/do-these-stilettos-match-my-broomstick/comment-page-1/#comment-332067 snuzzle Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:11:56 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=12098#comment-332067 Is it just me or does the second note look like it was written by a nine-year-old? The penmanship, the random bolding and coloring (and color-changing), the horrible spacing.... Aside from the fact that I hope nine-year-olds don't call stilettos "fucking shoes," I also hope this note wasn't written by an adult because of the childish way it was written. Is it just me or does the second note look like it was written by a nine-year-old? The penmanship, the random bolding and coloring (and color-changing), the horrible spacing….

Aside from the fact that I hope nine-year-olds don’t call stilettos “fucking shoes,” I also hope this note wasn’t written by an adult because of the childish way it was written.

]]> By: infant tyrone http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/09/do-these-stilettos-match-my-broomstick/comment-page-1/#comment-331405 infant tyrone Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:38:43 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=12098#comment-331405 Was that the Eartha Kitt version or the Julie Newmar version ? I don't care if they lip-synched it either... Walkin' dirty is talkin' dirty... Walkin' dirty is Tolkein dirty... We ain't gonna walk the dog, so let's ride this elevator to JRR's place... I've been loving you too long to stop now You are tired and you want to be free My love is growing stronger, as you become a Hobbit to me Oops, time for another bowl of pipeweed... Was that the Eartha Kitt version or the Julie Newmar version ?
I don’t care if they lip-synched it either…
Walkin’ dirty is talkin’ dirty…

Walkin’ dirty is Tolkein dirty…
We ain’t gonna walk the dog,
so let’s ride this elevator to JRR’s place…

I’ve been loving you too long to stop now
You are tired and you want to be free
My love is growing stronger, as you become a Hobbit to me

Oops, time for another bowl of pipeweed…

]]> By: pony girl http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/09/do-these-stilettos-match-my-broomstick/comment-page-1/#comment-331362 pony girl Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:51:25 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=12098#comment-331362 Turtle sings: <i>those boots were made for fucking, so what else could I do. those boots were made for fucking, so that's just what I'll do...</i> Turtle sings:

those boots were made for fucking,
so what else could I do.
those boots were made for fucking,
so that’s just what I’ll do…

]]> By: agong http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/09/do-these-stilettos-match-my-broomstick/comment-page-1/#comment-331083 agong Tue, 15 Dec 2009 04:59:11 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=12098#comment-331083 Personally, I have a no pants policy for my house. WHAT!!! SAY SOMETHING!!! Personally, I have a no pants policy for my house. WHAT!!! SAY SOMETHING!!!

]]> By: Shance-a-lot http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/09/do-these-stilettos-match-my-broomstick/comment-page-1/#comment-330952 Shance-a-lot Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:19:02 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=12098#comment-330952 IT- Thanks for asking - camelot is nice this time of year. It's actually Ms. Shance-a-lot. I did realize that chosing a moniker with an "understood" sir, I was probably asking for peeps to assume I was a dude but whatever. As far as knowing exactly what PG means with her peaches & vanilla such and such, I'll just go with hitchcockian theory that what I can imagine is probably more interesting than what it really is. IT-
Thanks for asking – camelot is nice this time of year. It’s actually Ms. Shance-a-lot. I did realize that chosing a moniker with an “understood” sir, I was probably asking for peeps to assume I was a dude but whatever.

As far as knowing exactly what PG means with her peaches & vanilla such and such, I’ll just go with hitchcockian theory that what I can imagine is probably more interesting than what it really is.

]]> By: Shance-a-lot http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/09/do-these-stilettos-match-my-broomstick/comment-page-1/#comment-330947 Shance-a-lot Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:59:00 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=12098#comment-330947 How fun for you. The anonymity of the internet really brings out interesting things in people. What I don't understand is why you were the target because your posts are cheeky and maybe even snarky, but I haven't noticed them to be agressive or rude.... not that that prolly matters to virtual bus driving sociopaths. How fun for you. The anonymity of the internet really brings out interesting things in people. What I don’t understand is why you were the target because your posts are cheeky and maybe even snarky, but I haven’t noticed them to be agressive or rude…. not that that prolly matters to virtual bus driving sociopaths.

]]> By: Julia http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/09/do-these-stilettos-match-my-broomstick/comment-page-1/#comment-330630 Julia Sun, 13 Dec 2009 16:08:39 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=12098#comment-330630 I think it's an asterisk, which people will put after words in chat rooms, gaming, IMs, etc. to indicate that they are correcting a previous misspelling of the word. Then again, it's rather small so I can't see it clearly. I think it’s an asterisk, which people will put after words in chat rooms, gaming, IMs, etc. to indicate that they are correcting a previous misspelling of the word.

Then again, it’s rather small so I can’t see it clearly.

]]> By: Julia http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/09/do-these-stilettos-match-my-broomstick/comment-page-1/#comment-330629 Julia Sun, 13 Dec 2009 16:03:25 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=12098#comment-330629 What if the ground is totally disgusting? Would you want to take your shoes off and walk barefoot? You'd have to pay me a lot to take my shoes off and walk barefoot at my apartment complex. What if the ground is totally disgusting? Would you want to take your shoes off and walk barefoot? You’d have to pay me a lot to take my shoes off and walk barefoot at my apartment complex.

]]> By: pony girl http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/09/do-these-stilettos-match-my-broomstick/comment-page-1/#comment-330608 pony girl Sun, 13 Dec 2009 09:46:10 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=12098#comment-330608 Yeah, the post was deleted. Apparently, I have achieved stardom; death threats and stalkers and all of that. *thanks the academy. really, it's just such an honor to be nominated* Yeah, the post was deleted. Apparently, I have achieved stardom; death threats and stalkers and all of that.

*thanks the academy. really, it’s just such an honor to be nominated*

]]> By: infant tyrone http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/09/do-these-stilettos-match-my-broomstick/comment-page-1/#comment-330606 infant tyrone Sun, 13 Dec 2009 09:05:33 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=12098#comment-330606 PG, Any detailed secrets related to The Lazy Susan of Ice Cream and Coffee Flavors are safe with me, but I might drop a hypothesis on Shance, but only to indulge my fetish for annotation and Scientific Method play (which isn't, here at least, a code phrase for S&M, although it has a cute ring to it). And don't mention the pony ice cream store called Baskin & Dobbin, not if you want to canter anytime soon...apple & sugar cubes! Oh, I'm not sure about the catheter thing (had one when I had spinal surgery...not gonna develop a fetish for it...ever...at all), but I think the diaper biz is what that GOP Senator got embarrassed about when his name showed up in the D.C. Madam's client list. Not the wide stance guy...the guy whose wife stood beside him at the mea culpa press conference in a fetching tiger-print-ish dress. It was on the news for a while. Vitter's the name I think. You could JFGI for more...or not. Sir Shance-a-lot, How's life in Camealot (sp?). Interesting site there. Peaches + vanilla isn't something you're likely to find via Google. If you Google 'peaches' you might get some hits about Zappa's (and Phish's) "Peaches en Regalia" on page 4 or so. You might find some hits about Tom Robbins using a peach-related term (you'll have to work for it) in "Still Life with Woodpecker". I'm tempted to 'pull a rose' and suggest that some hybridization of the two sets of Google hits may result in finding Robbins' term faster, but I won't. This is all a hypothesis because I am truly not sure what PG means by peaches + vanilla. But my guess is that what I've said so far is on the right island if not exactly the same road. PG,
Any detailed secrets related to The Lazy Susan of Ice Cream and Coffee Flavors are safe with me, but I might drop a hypothesis on Shance, but only to indulge my fetish for annotation and Scientific Method play (which isn’t, here at least, a code phrase for S&M, although it has a cute ring to it).
And don’t mention the pony ice cream store called Baskin & Dobbin, not if you want to canter anytime soon…apple & sugar cubes!

Oh, I’m not sure about the catheter thing (had one when I had spinal surgery…not gonna develop a fetish for it…ever…at all), but I think the diaper biz is what that GOP Senator got embarrassed about when his name showed up in the D.C. Madam’s client list. Not the wide stance guy…the guy whose wife stood beside him at the mea culpa press conference in a fetching tiger-print-ish dress. It was on the news for a while. Vitter’s the name I think. You could JFGI for more…or not.

Sir Shance-a-lot,
How’s life in Camealot (sp?).
Interesting site there.
Peaches + vanilla isn’t something you’re likely to find via Google.
If you Google ‘peaches’ you might get some hits about Zappa’s (and Phish’s) “Peaches en Regalia” on page 4 or so. You might find some hits about Tom Robbins using a peach-related term (you’ll have to work for it) in “Still Life with Woodpecker”.

I’m tempted to ‘pull a rose’ and suggest that some hybridization of the two sets of Google hits may result in finding Robbins’ term faster, but I won’t.
This is all a hypothesis because I am truly not sure what PG means by peaches + vanilla. But my guess is that what I’ve said so far is on the right island if not exactly the same road.

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