Comments on: This time, management has gone too far.

By: No Bowl Movements Allowed | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

No Bowl Movements Allowed | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 02:42:24 +0000

[...] Jake in Richmond…another one for the “WTF?” [...]

By: Liz

Liz — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 05:06:25 +0000

I’d poop on the floor if I worked there.

By: Tim

Tim — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:41:47 +0000

I wish I had taken a picture of it, but the motel in Sneedville TN (the ONLY motel in Sneedville TN!) has a sign in one room:
“The toilet cannot handle toilet paper; put it in the trash can.”

I’ve been told that this is not a temporary problem; it’s been like that for years.

Ew.

By: orinoco womble

orinoco womble — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 13:01:32 +0000

I’m with you, Tara. This sign makes me want to go in there just to take an uberdump followed up by about a pound of the most absorbent TP I can lay my hands on.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 00:05:46 +0000

Wait a minute! I just Googled DWTS too! Am I to understand that someone who watches a show that could have been called “Live Vicariously!” is telling us how to get lives?!

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 23:12:59 +0000

I sure “jope” I’m not being stalked again.

But I do wonder what was useful about including someone who is useless into a comment.
Was there some point to it? If so, doesn’t that make CB useful in making the point, thereby invalidating the point itself?

Think, it ain’t illegal yet!!

By: Maas

Maas — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:41:09 +0000

I wonder how they enforce the no standing rule…

By: park rose

park rose — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 11:13:25 +0000

Oh, and the Twisted shitter vs. Twisted sitter.

You’re not gonna take it, no more, right?

By: park rose

park rose — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 10:43:35 +0000

Hi-Ho Sliver, Away!

By: park rose

park rose — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 10:41:33 +0000

‘glo, maybe if you change colon cleansers? Vent your spleen a little, you know. It does wonders for your ~~composition~~ complexion. But no number two venting, only number one is allowed.

By: park rose

park rose — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 10:25:47 +0000

Flatu lence itself to a farter trade system.

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 01:37:44 +0000

Not surprising…robots are infamous for wanting it both ways…

They want to serve their masters and
they want to master their servos.

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 00:37:12 +0000

EG, (if informal is a problem, just mention it)

rose ['r'=her choice] has explained the origin of inverted colons.
My kicking the tin can down the street* consisted of a reference to a reflective thought of an actual character in an actual author’s short story.
It was from memory, but from what you can see of the nature of the thought, it would be hard to go far wrong in recollecting it.
The rest is just, um, cosmetic.

I thought I came up with a pretty neat way of telling if a colon is inverted, but as you can see, rose disagrees.

It was her phrase, so I’m not going to get into a con-traw^-versey about it.

Hell, even if I convinced her that I’m right, well, she’s a grrl; I’m not; she could choose to wear the lipstick, and I’d be stuck playing the asshole.

Is this any way to run a patriarchy?
You can’t quit me because I’m fired!

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 23:57:27 +0000

Hey, why bother typing the name, s/he’ll be here just a bit below…
In the meantime, I’d rather listen to this hymn to “Here she comes”…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMSkcCV790