Comments on: “What if someone like you had stolen Baby Jesus?”

By: park rose

park rose — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 02:26:14 +0000

Happy Dies Natlis Invicti Solis, edicius.

By: Car RamRod

Car RamRod — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:42:41 +0000

@Smacky

I’m in the Army, and all I can say is those Westboro Baptist Church motherfuckers better hope I never run into them at a buddy’s funeral, or I’m gonna do a little smiting of my own.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 12:48:15 +0000

That’s the cheesiest comment I’ve ever seen.

Boy, how I love cheese!

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 12:29:03 +0000

The brothel temptation is a thing of the past. I’ve learned that extra money just tries to burn a hole in your pocket.

I’d rather be blown out of the sky by the Red Baron than have Hot Pockets.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 12:18:27 +0000

Nothing like dragging your web-link onto a website either.
Talk about passive-aggressive advertising!

At least say what the link is about so people can decide if they’d even like to bother with it…I won’t.

*historical side-note…Jesus died nearly 2000 years before “obamacare”.
**2nd side-note…Obama has been repeatedly criticized for not sending a Plan to the Hill, preferring instead that the Congress write a healthcare reform bill. To call any reform “Obamacare” is a bit ignorant.
May I suggest you take a Civics course before making political statements?

By: Megan

Megan — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 08:33:58 +0000

Nothing like dragging the Baby Jesus into some passive aggressive discourse : )

http://rawstory.com/2009/12/norris-obamacare-killed-jesus/

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:57:25 +0000

Ore-Ida !
A comment I can take home to Sara Lee
without being thought a Claim Jumper!
Better get movin’ then…
Want this to be my Swanson-g,
not the epitaph on my Tombstone.

By: Miss Shackson if You're Nasty

Miss Shackson if You're Nasty — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:29:51 +0000

The Limburger Baby kidnapping was the crime of the century.

“A Virgin will brie forth a child, for the gruyere of all man kind. He shall be called Emmentaler, which means “God is with us.” He will atone for the sins of Edam. And God saw all that He had made, and it was Gouda.”

By: Miss Shackson if You're Nasty

Miss Shackson if You're Nasty — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:14:10 +0000

Well played, but you took all the good names so here I am trying to think of something having to do with whore houses and tofu dogs.

By: Mo®

Mo® — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:57:04 +0000

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee motherfucker!

By: smacky

smacky — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:14:36 +0000

@Car RamRod – Wesboro Baptist Church wants you to know that God is still in a smiting mood and is happily smiting America on a daily basis!

By: smacky

smacky — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:11:33 +0000

Exactly what I was getting ready to say!

By: iypants

iypants — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:41:29 +0000

Lean Cuisine theft is basically the same thing as kidnapping.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 05:16:51 +0000

Yeah, but the Smart Ones insist on condoms, so they’re the Healthy Choice if you really want to Stouffer!

Which reminds me, I need to check Marie’s Callender!