The Trans-Hadean Orchestra

December 22nd, 2009 · 201 comments

At college, more often than not, your sex life is everybody’s business. But don’t worry…it’s for your own good! For example, the writer of this first note (as spotted by Ashley at Missouri State) displays a heartwarming concern for her dorm-mate’s physical safety.

You and your boyfriend need to tone down the devil's orchestra that EVERYONE could hear in the middle of the day! Save yourself the embarassment. Sincerely, Someone who is hoping you use protection

And as Vic and his friends at Arizona State’s Barrett Honors College discovered, a group calling themselves “the Gods of ASU” has even deeper concerns….the fate of your everlasting soul!!!

It's getting pretty nippy outside, but don't keep warm with PRE-MARITAL SEX or you'll have plenty of heat IN HELL! Be righteous, Barrett.

related: “I know that it’s really none of my business, but…I’m going to tell you what I think anyway.”

FILED UNDER: Arizona · college life · Jesus · Missouri · MYOB · sex sex sex · unsolicited feedback


201 responses so far ↓

  • #1   park rose bang

    I’ve got a righteous barette. Does that count?

    Dec 22, 2009 at 8:43 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   infant tyrone bang

      Syd Barrett…maybe
      Sid Vicious…maybe
      Symphony Sid…definitely

      Pass the champagne…
      Anna one, anna two

      Anna ten…attsa jade, happy?

      Dec 22, 2009 at 8:56 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   YONZ!

      There he goes again. Time to research.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 2:50 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   infant tyrone bang

      Dude,
      JFGI, ‘K ?
      ty

      P.S. It’s kinda like the ultimate open-book test.
      There’s no wrong answers.
      And it doesn’t count against you even if you skip the whole thing.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 3:45 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   Palomon bang

      Justice for Girls International?
      I don’t get it.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 5:31 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   Geek Goddess

      Many people don’t get justice, Pal. It is a big problem.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:00 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.6   Palomon bang

      Probably for the best, GG…
      “Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice.”

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:12 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.7   park rose bang

      JFGI, Pal ;)

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:36 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.8   infant tyrone bang

      Luxury!…we used ta dream of justice.

      We counted ourselves luck if we got mercy half the time…

      Dec 23, 2009 at 7:04 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.9   Geek Goddess

      Perhaps it is Elcid Barrett, referenced at the link below. If so, God Damn them all, bloody privateers*, showing no mercy.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl-CfQvz21Y&feature=related

      *aka pirates, but I don’t think we will invite these ones.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 7:20 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.10   Palomon bang

      I did JFGI, my Rosie darling of the Park, GG, IT. You think I made up something like “Justice for Girls International”?
      You flatter me.
      The rare gigglebrax contribution I make that goes green(ish) is ripped off most times.
      I’m not witty, I’m shameless.
      A shameless, broken privateer.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 8:02 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.11   infant tyrone bang

      Pal,
      Aren’t we all ?
      I’ve got a decent, wide-ranging database of weird shit, but I Google the hell out of key words and concepts in that database before posting, cuz as intra-referential as some of my meager output is, it’d mess things up royally if I didn’t have me duckies all in a proper row.

      Re: JFGI
      I kept getting Jewish Federation of Greater Indianapolis, go figure, huh ?

      Re: Free Money
      Ha! Got your attention.
      It’s a killer Patti Smith song in it’s own rite.
      But we keep looking at your gray ‘n’ white silhouette next to your handle and we’re wondering “What’s he really like, even remotely?”
      So, here’s the deal…if you go to the MyBlogLog site that sponsors the Stirring It Up gray-colored panel on the right, you can create a personalized icon or photo that gives you ‘a little more message with each post’. Even if you’re into 1984-style drab ‘n’ gray images, you can make one that’s more intense than PAN’s generic.
      Try it..see what happens, huh?

      ty

      P.S. Yeah, you’re popping H.L. Mencken ordnance
      on us and you’re not witty ! As if ! Get thee to MBL !

      Dec 23, 2009 at 10:38 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.12   Palomon bang

      Major Baseball League?

      Dec 24, 2009 at 1:41 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.13   infant tyrone bang

      GG,
      You have the best pirate songs.
      Maintain their inbound velocity and frequency, please.
      Pura Vida (covers Happy/Merry etc) from down here,
      ty

      Dec 24, 2009 at 6:31 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.14   Geek Goddess

      And yet, ty, I’ve never been scuppered by a pirate, and, in fact, am an expert with ponies. Little Baby Damien, for example, is almost civilized these days, and hardly ever tries to bite me now. Who knew?

      Nadolig Llawen! From up here

      Dec 24, 2009 at 9:59 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.15   pony girl bang

      I would never bite you, Geek Goddess.

      Dec 24, 2009 at 10:06 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.16   infant tyrone bang

      GG, (Hey, PG, too…)

      Thank PAN for small favors. Now I know that Boxing Day and Gwyl San Steffan are the same.

      So…even though there are no *very good* versions on YT…for you…

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYmIu_njso4&feature=PlayList&p=DC35DBE307667CC2&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=39

      Something tells me y’all might already know this one…
      not exactly pirates, but not exactly not pirates either…
      How did I know ?
      Must have been the roses…
      Hasta la proxima vez y vida…

      ty

      P.S. Y’all check out the Middle English version about nails + leather ? Sounds like a boyfriend scenario (least to me, bein’ a boy…)

      Dec 24, 2009 at 11:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.17   Canthz_B bang

      My job here is done, #1.10 is hereby “Greened”.

      Dec 24, 2009 at 7:36 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   park rose bang

    Ah, the Verve of it all.

    Dec 22, 2009 at 8:45 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   infant tyrone bang

      Aye, and the Blue Note, too…

      Dec 22, 2009 at 9:08 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   park rose bang

      and all that jazz.

      Dec 22, 2009 at 9:12 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   pony girl bang

      I’m nebulous.

      and, yes, just a little bit annoying.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 8:22 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.4   park rose bang

      Sorry, PG. I’m Nebbish (yes, I’ll go back to that joke – I’m a lot annoying). I lost my temper, so ty’s and my comments are kind of nebulous as a result. He is the better PAN, though, I a mere childish child. I still stand by the fact that the Nebulae look pretty in the sky (only seen photos) though.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 8:48 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.5   infant tyrone bang

      I’m not even sure what I did wrong…musta been sumpin’ though…
      Think I’ll contact the other side via Ouija Xpress.

      Video card at #25.1
      Audio below…from the best cover band of all time…
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7UtnqfUWLU

      Dec 23, 2009 at 11:28 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.6   pony girl

      park rose,

      Been there, done that; we’ve all had those days.

      ;)

      Dec 23, 2009 at 3:32 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.7   infant tyrone bang

      @2.2
      Who could have Fosse’een it would work out quite this way?

      Dec 23, 2009 at 4:39 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.8   Canthz_B bang

      I’m Miles away from this one…I’ll have to take the ‘Trane.
      Sucks for me too, because riding the rails makes me Dizzy.

      Dec 24, 2009 at 7:40 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.9   infant tyrone bang

      Well, no way I’m gonna Duke it out witcha to see who goes down on the Count…

      Dec 25, 2009 at 7:46 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.10   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Ok, who Getz the Bird…

      Dec 25, 2009 at 10:49 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.11   Canthz_B bang

      Do I have to do Fourplay before I play Hancock? Koz that could make time seem to Krall.

      Dec 25, 2009 at 1:32 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   Beanster bang

    i think the heat of hell just adds to to intensity of my “love-making”. it’s really what i’m aiming for.

    Dec 22, 2009 at 8:51 pm   rating: 25  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Car RamRod

      Fire and brimstone beat that KY warming gel any day.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 10:57 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   MAMARILLA2 bang

      If you don’t have the heat from hell you end up wearing socks to keep your feet warm and that is just not sexy.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 8:09 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   Mo®

      but they’re business socks because it’s business time! Ahhhh yeah!

      Dec 24, 2009 at 9:24 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.4   pony girl bang

      Mo,

      You’re a gigolo!?

      Dec 24, 2009 at 9:44 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.5   MAMARILLA2 bang

      People know the part he’s playing….

      Dec 25, 2009 at 10:50 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Palomon bang

    I’ll have as much sex as I can get. Woefully less than what I’d want, but you know, either way, fuck you and your notes.

    Dec 22, 2009 at 8:56 pm   rating: 44  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   park rose bang

      Umm…I promised I wouldn’t until I was married.

      Dec 22, 2009 at 9:10 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   Palomon bang

      Ummm…then we’re going Dutch tonight.

      Dec 22, 2009 at 9:17 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   park rose bang

      That’s the way I like it, anyway ;) (just ask Adam).

      Dec 22, 2009 at 10:23 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Palomon bang

    Giving the devil his due, so to speak, the second note looks grammatically flawless, the font changes really do work to emphasize a point; even the emoticon, taken as punctuation, is well used.
    I’ll have to re-think my position on pre-marital sex.
    Or re-think my position on grammar and puctuation.

    Dec 22, 2009 at 9:09 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   bean

      Grammatical perfection engorges my semicolon as much as the next, but you can’t claim intellectual and moral elitism and then call yourself God! Hello, lost it and it ain’t comin’ back.

      Keep your priorities straight; sex still gets you laid …and keeps you warm on nipply nights.

      Dec 22, 2009 at 10:33 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Julia

    Sounds like some people are just jealous that they’re not getting any.

    Dec 22, 2009 at 9:15 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   anglophile bang

    If it’s a choice between freeze now or burn later, I’m picking the option which nets me the most sex.

    Dec 22, 2009 at 9:16 pm   rating: 61  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   Palomon bang

    Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

    H. L. Mencken

    Dec 22, 2009 at 9:21 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   pony girl bang

    The writers of the second note may as well have lots of sex too, since they’re going to hell for calling themselves Gods.

    Seriously, the gods of ASU? I want to enroll, just so I can fuck with them. What pretentious fucking assholes.

    Dec 22, 2009 at 9:39 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   Palomon bang

      Don’t you blaspheme! Don’t you blaspheme in here! … get out of here, without your dry white toast, without your four fried chickens…

      Dec 22, 2009 at 9:49 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   MAMARILLA2 bang

      You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 8:12 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.3   Palomon bang

      I’ve always loved you.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 10:03 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   Critical Grass

    Yeah… See, I don’t think “getting warm” is the main reason why people have sex. So you might wanna change your argument. And, maybe it’s just me, but you made hell sound a lot of fun. Don’t judge me, be righteous!

    Dec 22, 2009 at 9:40 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   oi bang

      right on CG, right on.

      Dec 22, 2009 at 11:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   Mo®

      Power to the People!!!

      The People doin’ it!

      BAM!

      Dec 23, 2009 at 10:34 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   pony girl bang

    Why would they be embarrassed that people heard them?

    Big whoop. I seriously don’t get why people are so uptight about that. Hell, make some popcorn, pull up a chair and listen away. I don’t care. Just no pictures please. and no autographs either.

    Dec 22, 2009 at 9:42 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   Critical Grass bang

      *closing the blinds…*

      Dec 22, 2009 at 9:43 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   Gavin

      Hell yeah – especially when their daughter (21) is downstairs

      Dec 23, 2009 at 4:29 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.3   Gavin

      Might be worth clarifying I’m 20 for that comment :X

      Dec 23, 2009 at 8:11 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.4   pony girl bang

      nebulous

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:12 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Canthz_B bang

    I think on the list of things that send you to Hell, calling yourself a God comes way before premarital sex.

    Dec 22, 2009 at 9:43 pm   rating: 37  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Geek Goddess

      Oops.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 1:10 am   rating: 24  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   anglophile bang

      There’s plenty of room in my handbasket, GG. I’ll save you a seat.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:41 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   pony girl bang

      woohoo, road trip!

      oh, wait

      Dec 23, 2009 at 7:50 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.4   infant tyrone bang

      Back in the coach, my fine fettered friend, we’re bound for points South.

      No need for a sandwich, either…lunch is on me when we get off for our scheduled rest stop at the thriving metropolis of Good Intentions.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 10:07 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.5   morpho aurora

      I’ve found a lovely little place overlooking the lake of fire – y’all come anytime :D

      Dec 23, 2009 at 1:09 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.6   pony girl bang

      Ok. well, I wanna buy some souvenir patches, shot glasses, and snowglobes at every stop, so just be forewarned.

      ps- who made up the spelling of souvenir? It needs an e after that second i. IMHO.
      (oh, yeah, only one i. Ok, it’s weird, but I sometimes think of e and i as the same letter. [long story])

      Dec 23, 2009 at 3:39 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.7   park rose bang

      Hey, morph ♥ long time no see. Where’s your lovely butterfly?

      Dec 23, 2009 at 3:57 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.8   infant tyrone bang

      PG,

      I looked at it for a while.
      I even meditated and opened my third i.
      I’m only seeing one i in souvenir, and I agree, souvenier looks mo’ betta.
      But then we’d have Quebecers telling us it was pronounced soo-ven-yay.

      Is this one of thoz shave-ice koans from back home?

      P.S. The road trip is just a visit, not a relo, so no worries.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 4:35 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.9   oi

      “who made of the spelling of souvenir? It needs an e after that second i. IMHO.”
      ditto.
      If they listen to me I have got ton of ideas about how English language should run.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 4:36 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.10   park rose bang

      Damn Frenchies.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 4:45 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.11   infant tyrone bang

      It (the English language) could run through the streets racing in the Paris Marathon, picking up cool phrases like bon appe´it, bon voyage,
      RSVP, a la carte, avant garde, attache´, and art nouveau.

      Hey, they took ‘le drugstore’ awhile back…fair’s fair.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 5:00 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.12   Critical Grass bang

      I heard something about a roadtrip… Is this the right place?

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:12 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.13   Geek Goddess

      We can tell you how to get there…

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:43 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.14   Canthz_B bang

      I can’t think of anything to add…aw, fiddle Styx.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 7:05 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.15   infant tyrone bang

      CG,
      This is the place for un-embarking.
      Don’t think the parka and wool socks are a good idea though.
      I suppose oddess is there already, she being omni-present.
      Stay alert, though…I hear there’s some flux in the meaning.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 7:15 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.16   infant tyrone bang

      CB,

      Is that fiddle a-playin’ My-My-My-My Charona ?

      Happy/Merry/Joyous/Disturbed Xmas/Solstice/Weekend/Whatever
      ty

      Dec 24, 2009 at 6:36 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   Hmmm

    I can’t be the only person who read her phrase as, “Shut up, Clitists”?

    And who are these “Clitists” anyway?

    THAT would be an interesting god to worship…

    Dec 22, 2009 at 10:09 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   Canthz_B bang

      Well, if a “Shootist” is one who excels at hitting a bullseye target, I have a good guess as to what a Clitist’s target may be. :-P

      Dec 22, 2009 at 10:16 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   Palomon bang

      Before earning his Clitist’s Certification, Arry was just a street urchin, out on the street, urchin’.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 1:42 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.3   Mo®

      Rock the boat…

      Dec 23, 2009 at 10:36 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.4   infant tyrone bang

      Man overboard…
      He’s short, so one-handed is OK.
      Hurry though, get that little man in the boat!

      Dec 23, 2009 at 11:32 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.5   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Don’t rock the boat baby..

      Dec 23, 2009 at 8:41 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.6   infant tyrone bang

      Damn…Howard Hues…I thought he was supposed to be….
      .
      .
      .
      unfortunately the greatest cover band of all time did not cover that tune….

      Dec 24, 2009 at 6:38 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.7   park rose bang

      Cletus.

      Dec 25, 2009 at 10:40 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   jetjackson bang

    I wonder if a rusty trumbone was included in that devils orchestra…

    Dec 22, 2009 at 10:29 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   Mo®

      Yes they are over in the Brass section.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 10:37 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   Car RamRod

      LOL. I almost wish I were christian, then I could hang out with people that came up with such clever euphemisms as the ‘devil’s orchestra.’

      Dec 23, 2009 at 11:01 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.3   Oh Really

      I have to admit, “devil’s orchestra” made me laugh so very, very hard.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 1:15 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.4   Palomon bang

      Anybody in the strings play a swinette?

      Dec 23, 2009 at 5:49 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   Canthz_B bang

    Sex is embarrassing to this chick?

    Guess who just lies there and gets fucked, only to feel used and dirty afterward?

    But hey, the money is good!

    Dec 22, 2009 at 10:33 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   Canthz_B bang

    Dear Heavenly Fathers,

    I have striven mightily and done my utmost to be as righteous as any lay person can be.
    Fortunately, not being a man of the cloth, celibacy is not something on my agenda.

    PS, your girlfriends have needs…well, had needs.

    Too blessed to be stressed,

    Barrett

    Dec 22, 2009 at 10:42 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Reverend Cleophus James: And now, people… and now, people… When I woke up this mornin’, I heard a distubin’ sound. I said “When I woke up this mornin’, I heard a disturbin’ sound!” What I heard… was the jingle-janglin’… of a thousand lost souls! I’m talkin’ ’bout the souls of mortal men and women, departed of a good life. Wait a minute! Those lost angry souls, roamin’ unseen on the earth, seekin’ to find life… they’ll not find… Because it’s too late! Tooooo late yeah! Too late for they’ll never see again… the life they choose not to follow. Alright! Alright! Don’t be lost when your time comes! For the day of the lord cometh… as a thief in the night!
      YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! Can I get an AMEN?

      Dec 23, 2009 at 8:22 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   Palomon bang

      Yes! Yes! Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ! I see the light!

      Dec 23, 2009 at 10:12 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   Canthz_B bang

    Who would have thought that polytheists are such dicks?

    Dec 22, 2009 at 10:49 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   Palomon bang

      Because polyorchids are always thanking god.

      Dec 22, 2009 at 11:08 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   Canthz_B bang

      Pal, that’s a ballsy statement to make!

      Dec 22, 2009 at 11:21 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.3   Palomon bang

      Ballsy but not thumbworthy?

      Dec 23, 2009 at 2:00 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.4   Canthz_B bang

      Sorry, I was checking to see if I had a little something extra…um, to say. Yeah, something extra to say, that’s it!

      Dec 23, 2009 at 2:21 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.5   infant tyrone bang

      My kingdom for a sports team called the “Nads”…

      Dec 23, 2009 at 12:40 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.6   Geek Goddess

      I support the Nads

      Dec 23, 2009 at 8:20 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.7   pony girl

      Go Nads!

      Dec 23, 2009 at 8:43 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.8   Canthz_B bang

      I wonder what city we can testis out in?

      Dec 23, 2009 at 9:27 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.9   pony girl bang

      CB,
      Blue Ball, Pennsylvania?

      Dec 23, 2009 at 9:33 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.10   pony girl bang

      i have a sudden craving for a bagel

      Dec 23, 2009 at 9:34 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.11   infant tyrone bang

      Hmmm,
      Cagney ? Lacey ?
      I tink da boat uv yuz have played dis game before.
      Annats a good ting…carry on !

      Dec 23, 2009 at 9:39 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.12   Canthz_B bang

      Nice, PG, I’ll be there with bells on!

      Not sure I can carry on, ty,
      I had a sudden impulse, but now I’m ovary it.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 9:49 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.13   infant tyrone bang

      PG,
      You’re Jonzing for a bagel ?
      I’m Jonzing for a YONZ!-ing !
      I have had an epiphany (of sorts).
      Y’know those news items from time to time…
      Somebody somewhere finds an image of Jesus
      on a pancake or a piece of toast or a whatever ?

      My idea is that YONZ! is an avant garde artiste´
      He has chosen bagels as his medium and male ejaculate as paint
      Someday he will announce that he has ‘discovered’ an image on a bagel
      The image will not be of Jesus, but rather will be of Robert Mapplethorpe

      This is, of course, highly speculative, but entertaining
      while waiting for another YONZ!-ian apparition…

      Dec 23, 2009 at 10:04 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.14   Palomon bang

      What’s the mascot at Ball State?

      Dec 23, 2009 at 10:17 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.15   Canthz_B bang

      Mapplethorpe just loved to take a piss out of the critics.

      Nads! Ha! Still giggling…my cup runneth over!

      Dec 23, 2009 at 10:17 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.16   Canthz_B bang

      Pal, the mascot of Ball State is the right whale.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 10:25 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.17   infant tyrone bang

      Per the all-knowing Google, Ball State’s mascot is “Charlie Cardinal”.
      Where this will take us, besides into the sacristy with a pedophile super-priest, is unknown at this time…but “Hey ! Ho ! Let’s Go!”

      Dec 23, 2009 at 10:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.18   Geek Goddess

      Perhaps Dildo, Newfoundland could be the location for the farm team.

      Dec 24, 2009 at 12:35 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.19   infant tyrone bang

      Just be careful when eating the white asparagus.
      Al dente’s fine, but if it’s crackly, it was a souvenir.

      Dec 24, 2009 at 6:19 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   President Benson

    Yeah, the second note lost me at “nippy.”

    The “Gods” are probably frowning because of all the impure thoughts.

    Dec 22, 2009 at 11:57 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   oi bang

    What does it in the fine print under be righteous,barrett?

    Dec 23, 2009 at 12:04 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   velmadinkley

      it says “We are already the intellectual elites on campus. Let’s be the moral elites as well. – Barrett Students, the Gods of ASU Club”

      Dec 23, 2009 at 12:13 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.2   infant tyrone bang

      What does it say?

      We are already the intellectual elites on campus.
      Let’s be the moral elites as well.
      Barrett Students,* the Gods of ASU Club

      * Students and the comma are very blurry,
      but they make sense amid the rest.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 12:19 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.3   oi bang

      Fuck ‘em.
      or
      not.
      Thanks btw.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 12:30 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.4   Canthz_B bang

      I don’t think that’s going to happen for these boys for quite some time, oi.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 1:03 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   oi bang

    We are already the intellectual elites on campus.
    Let’s be the fucking elites as well.
    Barrett Students,* the Gods of ASU Club

    Dec 23, 2009 at 12:33 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Matt

    Why is Barrett winking at everyone? Hell ;) Oh so he was kidding!

    Dec 23, 2009 at 1:21 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Palomon bang

    Dear Sincerly-
    There was no boyfriend involved. That was all me-on-me action.
    Oh yeah. I’m that good.
    Therefore, not to worry about the whole protection thing. And you’re always welcome to join me.
    Your Pal,
    Rubinski

    Dec 23, 2009 at 1:57 am   rating: 25  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   infant tyrone bang

      In the Name of Love (U2 Brute´ Dance Remix)

      One guy rubs out in the name of love
      One gal’s rubbin’ in
      A third jerk-off with a great big sign
      Tells ‘em it’s a sin

      What’s that you ask in the afternoon
      It’s Satan’s Symphony
      They sounded tight but after warming up
      Their crescendo washed o’er me

      Dec 23, 2009 at 7:30 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   G.Pat bang

    I would just like to offer my condolences to everyone who subscribes to the Gods of ASU’s way of thinking.
    They are the only ones who give a rat’s what the note says anyway.

    But re the first PA note – I must confess to being a fan of not hearing other people’s sex.

    Dec 23, 2009 at 3:00 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   park rose bang

      Me, too. I shared a house, the walls were thick, but my housemate and her partner were very loud. At least they enjoyed themselves! :) Seems to be a given of shared households, really, though. Just gotta shrug your shoulders, or turn the music up; pick up the used condoms from the most mundane and inappropriate places (true!) the following day (not their bedroom).

      Dec 23, 2009 at 4:08 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   pony girl

      Here’s a tip about used condoms.
      You may want to throw them out in the trash outside, so the dog doesn’t fish it out of the bathroom trash can and take it out into the living room and chew on it in front of dinner guests.
      Just another friendly household hint from pony girl.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:48 am   rating: 25  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.3   park rose bang

      Are you my ex-housemate?

      Dec 23, 2009 at 8:50 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.4   infant tyrone bang

      The road to Heloise is paved with helpful household…oh, wait…

      Dec 23, 2009 at 11:37 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   park rose bang

    But the devil went down to Georgia. Must have taken a detour along the way.

    Dec 23, 2009 at 4:14 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   infant tyrone bang

      He* was running late and turned left at Albuquerque by mistake.
      Good thing CG can play that fiddle, or there’d'a’ been Hell to pay.

      *Rumours about his original destination are nebulous and the fact that he was all got-up in a blue dress and high-heeled sneakers dudn’t help a bit.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 5:09 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.2   Geek Goddess

      That’s what happens when you don’t know the Way to Amarillo. (And refuse to stop and ask for directions)

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:03 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.3   pony girl bang

      Besides, stopping to ask for directions is usually the best part of a road trip.
      Much fun usually ensues.
      Or is that just me?

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:05 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.4   Palomon bang

      “Down” or “on”?

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:17 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.5   park rose bang

      down to, or down on?

      Dec 23, 2009 at 7:08 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.6   infant tyrone bang

      Hey, if Georgia doesn’t remember whether it was ‘to’ or ‘on’,
      maybe the Devil ain’t all he’s cracked up to be.
      Could be his PR firm’s just a bunch of cunning linguists.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 7:41 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.7   Canthz_B bang

      High-heeled sneakers go better with a wig-hat and red dress, or so I’ve heard.
      But I wouldn’t critique a devil in a blue dress to save my soul.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 9:31 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.8   infant tyrone bang

      I musta got lost in the medley and mixed up some lyrics.
      The blue dress goes with Chanel #5, no ?

      Dec 23, 2009 at 11:03 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.9   infant tyrone bang

      PG,
      If I’m drivin’, you’re ridin’ shotgun anytime you want it.
      Anybody gives you lip, jus’ tell ‘em I sez the pony sits up front an’ dat’s dat.
      You wanna sit in da back wit’ Adam, dat’s OK too…

      Happy/Merry/Confusedly/etc Seize-onal Greetings !
      ty

      Dec 24, 2009 at 6:49 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.10   park rose bang

      giggle-brax fail.

      Dec 25, 2009 at 10:48 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   park rose bang

    Look, the God’s of ASU is obviously short for Gods Asunder – the old (not very good) KISS tune. It’s really a cunning ploy to get more nipply, virgin brides for their Satanic rituals. Be Righteous Barett is the head priest, and all his disciples are out there grooming, in the supposed name of purity, their innocent victims for the kind of violation that not even eek oddess could dream of .

    (Little Boys)
    Drum Section
    Ready-set-Cut the demo!

    You’ve got something about you
    You’ve got something I need
    Daughter of Aphrodite
    Hear my words and take heed

    I was born on Olympus
    To my father a son
    I was raised by the demons (boys laugh)
    Trained to reign as the one

    Gods Asunder and rock and roll
    The spell you’re under
    Will slowly rob you of your virgin soul
    I’m the lord of the wastelands

    A modern day man of steel
    I gather darkness to please me
    And I command you to kneel
    Before the

    Gods Asunder and rock and roll
    The spell you’re under
    Will slowly rob you of your virgin soul

    I am the lord of the wastelands
    A modern day man of steel
    I gather darkness to please me
    And I command you to kneel
    Before the

    Gods Asunder and rock and roll
    The spell you’re under
    Will slowly rob you of your virgin soul

    Dec 23, 2009 at 4:31 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   infant tyrone bang

      Any connection between Olympus and Asgard is, um, nebulous…
      But the Norse God of Thunder is Thor,
      Perhaps not as Thor as a virgin, Madonna, but nonetheless, Thor…

      And don’t get me started on that one-armed bandit named Tyr…
      He’s one sorry motherf***@@@—…,,, indeed
      It seems yesterday just wasn’t his day after all.
      Meant well, but came off like a yoyo guy, park.

      shazai toshite sasayaka na okurimono
      http://pinktentacle.com/2009/10/animated-stereoviews-of-old-japan/

      Dec 23, 2009 at 10:50 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   itzpapalotl bang

    Leave them alone Barrett! They were just trying to be fruitful! And doesn’t the bible also say, ” It is better for your seed to land in the belly of a whore than to fall on the ground’ ? They were just doing what they could with what they had!

    Dec 23, 2009 at 4:47 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   infant tyrone bang

      Fruitful and ___X___, right ?

      Busted by a buncha Cruci-fiction-istas for a pack of flash cards…

      Dec 23, 2009 at 11:53 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   unholyghost2003 bang

    To the recipient of the first note,
    You are a screamer and you know it. Good for you. I just want to thank you on behalf of everyone on this floor who has an 8am final. You are very thoughtful having your loud sex in the middle of the afternoon instead of in the middle of the night when it might interfere with neighbors sleep or study, or worse start a very nasty hall wide competition.
    Remember Wikipedia says not to flush your used condoms!

    Dec 23, 2009 at 6:57 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   adam

    Everyone knows that it’s common courtesy to use ball gags during the day, gosh!

    Dec 23, 2009 at 7:31 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   infant tyrone bang

      Jeepers, I think they’re even mandatory at BYU.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 5:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.2   infant tyrone bang

      Somebody say ball gags ?

      So this polyorchid named Lucille walks into a sports bar
      wearing a shirt that says “I Can Always Take A Walk”.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 5:20 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   French Horn

    What instruments are in the devil’s orchestra?

    Dec 23, 2009 at 8:05 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   unholyghost2003 bang

      skin flute and bass-poon.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 8:29 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.2   park rose bang

      Check with Jet at #14.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 8:51 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.3   Mo®

      OH UGH! I give you a big thumb for bass-poon!!! FTW!

      Dec 23, 2009 at 10:40 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.4   Canthz_B bang

      Fife and Bum.

      Dec 24, 2009 at 7:49 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   shwonline bang

    That’s the problem with the devil’s orchestra: Women like the long tuning-up, but men are all about the crescendo.

    Dec 23, 2009 at 10:44 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #30.1   infant tyrone bang

      Devil’s orchestra

      at first 1 + 1 = 4play

      and later (hopefully) 1 + 1 = Oh, Oh, Oh, OOOoooooddess

      Dec 23, 2009 at 12:07 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.2   Geek Goddess

      Oh, Oh, Oh, OOOoooooOOO!

      Dec 23, 2009 at 4:01 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.3   pony girl bang

      I’ll have what she’s having.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 4:02 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.4   Palomon bang

      Ooooh! Sweet mystery of liiife, at last I’ve found yoou!

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.5   infant tyrone bang

      See, I didn’t believe guys were the only ones who like a good crescendo.

      For anyone who doesn’t get 30.3 right away
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsPpYuWEmPI&feature=related

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:21 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.6   Geek Goddess

      Does anyone have a cigarette?

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:51 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.7   infant tyrone bang

      Yeah, but you may want to cool down with a nice fire extinguisher first.
      If not, you may not need to ask for a light.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 7:45 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.8   Palomon bang

      You smoke after sex?

      Dunno, never looked.

      Bwahahahah etc. etc.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 8:24 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #31   Kevin

    Actually, “elitists” (at least of the cultural variety) are usually pro-sex and anti-religion. I love it when people misuse big words.

    Dec 23, 2009 at 11:00 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #31.1   park rose bang

      Like George Bush and his Skull and Bones’ cronies?

      Dec 23, 2009 at 11:05 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.2   aaa bang

      I love it when people intentionally misuse words to make their opinion known while sniping on others for “misusing” a word. I would use the word “hypocrisy,” but then again, I could just be misusing that word.

      BTW, I’m anti-sex and anti-religion. And, erm, anti-everything, really. I don’t know how that one works out.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 11:39 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.3   erin

      really? that is not how i’ve understood it at all, ever.

      can you say where you’ve heard this? i’m not trying to be bitchy, just honestly curious…

      Dec 23, 2009 at 5:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #32   bliffit

    More like Roman Polanski. I don’t think we have any evidence that Dubya is actually a carbon-based life form. All of the smart money is still on secret Muppet Labs project gone awry.

    Dec 23, 2009 at 11:25 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   park rose bang

      Kind of like a genetic experiment involving the DNA of Beaker and the Swedish Chef?

      Dec 23, 2009 at 4:40 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.2   MAMARILLA2 bang

      “Børk, børk, børk!”

      Dec 25, 2009 at 10:58 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #33   aaa bang

    So they call themselves “the Gods of ASU” and don’t expect to feel the wrath of Christian God? Nice.

    Even the priests at my Jesuit university don’t seem to give a shit whether you fuck somebody out of wedlock or not.

    Dec 23, 2009 at 11:40 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   infant tyrone bang

      At the “Marquette of Cain U.”, they’ll let you slide on pretty much anything short of fratricide.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 11:58 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   jason

    of all of the stupid ideas that people have, the idea that college students should be embarrassed to have sex in the middle of the day or at any other time…

    Dec 23, 2009 at 4:21 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #34.1   Wade bang

      It’s only embarrassing if the Starland Vocal Band is playing in the background.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 4:38 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.2   park rose bang

      Hi. My name is park rose, and I like Comic Sans and I like that song.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 4:41 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.3   Geek Goddess

      Hi. My name is Geek Goddess, and I like park rose.
      In spite of the Comic Sans.
      (I am willing to admit that it is possible that there is a place for Comic Sans in the world of typography, and the fact that I have not found it yet does not mean it doesn’t exist. )

      Dec 23, 2009 at 4:52 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.4   park rose bang

      It’s a very easy font for students to read. :)

      Plus, where would the PANs be without Comic Sans?

      Wow, that was the most gentle vilification I’ve ever been subjected to.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 5:11 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.5   Geek Goddess

      We like to start gentle, and work our way up, as tolerance increases.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:05 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.6   infant tyrone bang

      GG,

      So, it’s official, you’re eggnog-stic on the issue of Comic Sans ?
      Yet another good reason to raise a glass of holiday cheer !

      Your Intemperate Toaster,
      Infant (Sunbeam) Tyrone-on

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:31 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.7   Geek Goddess

      Sláinte!

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:56 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.8   infant tyrone bang

      rose,
      I think I caught oddess lip-synching @ #34.3
      You may have just been Milli Vanilli-fied !

      Dec 23, 2009 at 7:56 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #35   pony girl bang

    Hi, my name is pony girl, and I like Comic Sans, and I like that song, and I like park rose, and I like Geek Goddess, and I like that Geek Goddess likes park rose.

    I also like shamelessly loud sex in the afternoon.
    and with all due respect to the aforementioned people, not necessarily in that order.

    ;)

    Dec 23, 2009 at 5:06 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #35.1   pony girl bang

      Hi, my name is pony girl, and I’m a gigglebraxer.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 5:07 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.2   park rose bang

      SEE GLO! This is what I mean! ;)

      (Just exploring meaning in flux…the meaning of gigglebrax is changing).

      Hi, I’m… No, it will be a never-ending rigmarole, caught in a sestina, like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel, right? I like y’all all.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 5:20 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.3   oi

      I know what you mean rose.
      To gigglebrax used to mean to nest your comment. so if somebody does not nest the comment CB they would say you idiot you did not gigglebrax your comments. you are shame on this earth. Cease to exist.
      Now it’s like not to nest comment is to gigglebrax and you are a giglebraxer as just PG said.
      kinda opposite of what it used to be.
      **to all concerned,
      No I am not implying that pg should cease to exist.**

      Dec 23, 2009 at 5:25 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.4   pony girl bang

      My name is pony girl, and I am confused.

      sorry had to fling myself into that sestina, rose.

      edited to add: I had no idea what sestina was. I just looked it up. I will spare y’all the I am pony…

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:01 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.5   Geek Goddess

      My name is Geek Goddess, and I once wrote a sestina. But it wasn’t funny, and didn’t relate to Afternoon Delight, so I won’t reproduce it here.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:07 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.6   park rose bang

      Thank oodness. How many different ways can you really say the same six words without driving everyone crazy? Maybe we could write a fucking delicious, thx sandra, nebulous, dead gay gray mare, these pretzels are making me thirsty, and hours of disturb sestina.

      I know there’s another expression that gets some people’s escape goats, but for the life of me, I can’t remember what it is.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:21 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.7   park rose bang

      PG, you might be the pony, but ty is the eggnog man.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:50 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.8   infant tyrone bang

      We may not need the FD, THX, DGGM, etc.
      There’s probably a good three dozen Lebowski lines so far this month.
      Apparently there is even a recognized haiku variant.

      I nominate as the envoy*:

      What rough beast is this
      Slouching to-ward Bethlehem
      Waiting to be born?

      * I know it’s not the original, but it’s 5-7-5.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:55 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.9   infant tyrone bang

      Hey, I reshemble that remark!

      And where did that pesky walrus get off to?
      I do believe I’m catching a bit of grippe just as I’m losing the other !

      Dec 23, 2009 at 6:57 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.10   Geek Goddess

      I am going to schedule in some hours of disturb sestinas for the next few afternoons. I am really looking forward to it.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 7:01 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.11   infant tyrone bang

      PG,

      At #35.4 your “I will spare y’all the I am pony…”
      made me realize that there must be a really wonderful
      Helen Reddy parody just ‘chompin’ at the bit’ to run free.

      I am pony, hear me neigh
      Persistent as a mulerule, but and I don’t braystray

      I’d offer to work on it some more, but I’m afraid of getting into
      a nebulous brangle patch, so I’ll just leave you with the idea
      and the starter-kit-couplet if you want to kep it.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 8:21 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.12   pony girl

      ..cuckoo ka chew…
      or is it kookoo ka choo
      or kukukachu

      sorry, I’m in one of those moods again.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 8:49 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.13   pony girl

      ty,
      Re: 35.11
      I could probably never do it justice.
      But, I will play around with it!
      ;)

      Dec 23, 2009 at 8:50 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.14   infant tyrone bang

      PG,
      Well I’m sure it will be more *you* if you do it than it would be if I did it. (Damn, those little, short words can be tricky..I think that came out OK.)

      If I played around with it I wouldn’t be mean or anything, but I might cause some nebulosity through an innocent, ignorant mistake.

      Might as well git it as right as we kin git it, Pappy alluz useta say. ;-)

      Dec 23, 2009 at 9:19 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.15   Canthz_B bang

      ♫ Coo-coo-kah-choo, Mrs. Robinson,
      Heaven holds a place for those stay,
      From sex away,
      In midday. ♫

      Dec 23, 2009 at 9:43 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.16   Geek Goddess

      Here’s Mrs. Brown:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv8k0VI9tBc

      And of course, who could forget Mrs. Jones?
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYMbKuMKZQc&feature=related
      or
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcIjxlLfcM4
      or see 1:32 of this one
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbuzJp37Qis
      That Mrs. Jones. She is inspirational.

      Dec 23, 2009 at 10:40 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #36   orion

    I don’t know why anyone would take seriously a threat about hell.
    I mean – if it comes to a choice between spending eternity with uptight righteous assholes like the note writer, or spending eternity with adulterers and fornicators, I know what choice I would make.

    Dec 23, 2009 at 5:44 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   pony girl bang

    I am very curious about the thinking behind the capital E’s in the first note.

    need, devils, someone, use, & protection all have lowercase e’s. The rest of the note, she (I’m assuming)uses capital E’s.

    I neEd to know why.

    Dec 23, 2009 at 6:20 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #37.1   infant tyrone bang

      PG,
      I am here but to attend to your neEds, M’Lady…

      I wasn’t very curious about this at all, so maybe I’m an ideal pair of fresh, uninterested eyes for the job.

      All I can figure is that the lower case e’s follow letters that have a curvy-loopy-connecty-stroke down at the cursive baseline that the e’s kind of take off from, cursive-stroke-wise. (OK, I’m fudging on ‘need’ and ‘use’, but maybe the writer “felt like the ‘n’ and the ‘s’ has a connecty thingy”
      and went with the flow.)

      I think I gave up on all-cursive-all-the-time about 1965. I know I learned it in K or 1st, but kids (in CA at least) generally don’t start it until 3rd and there’s no pressure on them to maintain any proficiency. So, it’s not surprising that someone in collitch dese days doesn’t have classic Palmer Penmanship and no shocker that they mix ‘n’ match Caps and gowns (nothing recondite there, it just sounded cute).

      So, there you have my 2 brain cells’ thoughts…it would be interesting if there were some code involved that pointed to something like a terrorist attack, a rave, or even an unsanctioned Sadie Hawkins Day dance, but if there is anything like that, today’s kids have hidden it from me in plain sight (not that there’s anything wrong with that and not that it would be the first time).

      Dec 23, 2009 at 8:45 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #37.2   pony girl

      I think you’re right.
      Thank you.
      Now I will be able to fall asleep tonight.

      ps – are you gonna share the eggnog?

      Dec 23, 2009 at 8:53 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #37.3   infant tyrone bang

      Sure, even if you do bogart that pakalolo you were prescribing for YONZ!
      But I hope you don’t…

      Dec 23, 2009 at 9:12 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #38   Beth

    Did anybody else get the idea that the second item might have been more of a performance art piece?

    I sure hope it is. (*shudders*)

    Dec 24, 2009 at 4:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #38.1   park rose bang

      Well, just don’t have any pre-marital sex, Beth, in an attempt to ward off that chill that’s bearing down on you.

      Oh, and I think that maybe the first one is the note which is all about performance.

      Dec 25, 2009 at 10:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     

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