We all know Norm Peterson (NORM!!) is a regular, but what about a guy who comes in every Wednesday after work, has a gin and tonic, and goes home?
Is he a regular customer?…or just a frequent flier?
Can he go inside? Is he turned out into the night? Can dude at least get a to-go plate?
Is there no room at the inn?
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Who let the dogs out?
Who’s on First?
Where’s Waldo?
If a tree falls…

You see, the correct thing to do would be to send/give invitations to those invited and post a sign saying that they’d be closed for a private party.
Not post rules.

So we make fun of them for it. Well, for that and that this idiot happens to be called “Sparky”!

Happy Holidays, don’t over-think them or you’ll miss the spirit.

Love and fun

oi!.

Doe, a deca-he, a ten sided dron,
Fa, a long, long, way to run (from this douchedron… I say… make it even easier on the tongue and elide the ‘h’! * )

* Damn elidists. Always trying to change things.

The other day, the radio station I listened to decided that was too overplayed so they played Christy Moore (or someone – I mean, I know Christy Moore, I’m just not sure it was him singing), and I took that as being expert proof that someone else had written it! That’s how I do all my research, by the way. Something I vaguely heard that resonated and then stuck… Can you hear something vaguely and have it resonate? I’m not sure.

Anyway, I’ve gotta get on with prepping Christmas lunch! Merry Christmas from Nihon, (and it was last night too, but barely just).