2009: the year in painfully polite and hilariously hostile notes

January 1st, 2010 · 162 comments

To tide you over as you nurse your hangovers, I present this look back at our some of our favorite douchecanoes and their misadventures. Which is your pick for note of the year? Cast your vote in the comments!

Is your name Dave? Yes! My name IS Dave! Thanks for the free drink! Daves 4 Life!!!

spit & vinegar

and jesus said..."oh, snap!"

keep being awesome!

what would jesus do for a klondike bar?

the easter bunny is so passive-aggressive

waiting for the second coming (and/or a thank you note)

untitled (broken glass)

well, do ya?

on jamming

"Piece out our imperfections with your thoughts"

Bulgarian Fat Police

repestect yourself

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FILED UNDER: most popular notes of 2009 · troublemaker's choice


162 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Fridge Pirate

    Everything was fucking delicious.

    Jan 1, 2010 at 7:31 pm   rating: 40  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Nick Noehm

      Maybe I’m reading too much into this, FP, but I suspect now that you used to be fucking delicious, and pretty regularly, too. Maybe even exclusively.

      But it’s natural, people’s tastes do change over time, a little hesitation becomes a reluctance, and one way or another — not assigning any blame — you’re no longer fucking delicious, at all. How humiliating that everything else and everyone else is. I feel your pain.

      I’m guessing you’re past stage 2 of Kübler-Ross, because you haven’t used an exclamation mark this time. Perhaps you’ve completed the bulk of your recovery.

      Hang in there, FP, time heals all wounds.

      Jan 1, 2010 at 10:10 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   park rose bang

      Nick, I think you are grand. Did you get the dress? Did it fit well? How about GG’s choice of accessories?

      Jan 1, 2010 at 11:00 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   Nick Noehm

      Suffice it to say that I was the centre of attention at the NYE party, at a club down in old Soho, where we drank champagne.

      It didn’t taste right.

      LOL

      Jan 2, 2010 at 12:39 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Wordtinker doesnt smith bang

    First I’d like to say I know Dave. I know several Daves in fact, and each and every one is a light-in-the-loafers-green -tea-lovin’-hairdressing-body-builder type with serious relationship issues. I’m so glad I dumped Dave. I hate green tea, but I love me some PA art.

    Jan 1, 2010 at 7:37 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   park rose bang

      Yeah, what is it with Daves and Davids? I’ve got a deluge of them in my life at the moment, and I hope I’m not interrupting a Cheech and Chong moment, and all the Daves and Davids are good guys who are actually the opposite of your description. But the PA art is pretty impressive!

      Jan 1, 2010 at 7:40 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   Wordtinker doesnt smith bang

      Sun King, Sun salute, it was all the same to the Dave I dumped – but the lizard impression was memorable :oops:

      Jan 1, 2010 at 8:02 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   dave

      same shit different dave
      http://www.davewear.com

      Jan 9, 2010 at 12:17 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   park rose bang

    The Simpson’s comic guy masquerading as a tattoo artist. But FFP is right, they are all FD.
    *Ok, now that kerry’s put up graphity:
    1. graphity
    2. Peter the tattoo guy
    3. Modern glass art

    TxS and TyT and all the rest.

    Oh, especially, thanks kerry!

    Jan 1, 2010 at 7:38 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   Wade bang

    “This is art” was my favorite, because it inspired me to comment:

    Let’s see…

    broken glass = FUCK YOU (jagged and dangerous)

    sp0nge = I’M FED UP (can’t absorb any more)

    mop = CLEAN YOUR SHIT UP (this is where the narrative becomes too literal and pedestrian)

    Jan 1, 2010 at 7:43 pm   rating: 32  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Tetelestia

    Carnivore, especially because it reads like qwantz.

    Jan 1, 2010 at 7:44 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Jessica

    It’s a tough call, but I’m going to have to go with the narrative piece. I mean, who doesn’t enjoy fine art?

    Jan 1, 2010 at 7:48 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Tim Kolb

    So many things to comment on and so little time. Oh well. Happy New Year everybody!

    Jan 1, 2010 at 7:58 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   KeeferD420

    I vote for Vegan/Carnivore – freakin’ hilarious!!
    My 2nd place vote would go for ‘this is art…” – awesome! lol

    Jan 1, 2010 at 8:07 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   DB

      The support group wins by a long shot!

      Jan 3, 2010 at 10:35 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   manreverser

    Carnivore support group!!

    Jan 1, 2010 at 8:07 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   dr.jerkass

    Vegan/Carnivore for sure.

    Jan 1, 2010 at 8:11 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   Palomon bang

      Hey, doctor, keep being awesome!

      Jan 3, 2010 at 9:52 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   Julie

    I love that one in King Henry in Provo, Utah, because those kinds of notes are everywhere. It brings me sweet memories of attending BYU.

    Jan 1, 2010 at 8:15 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   Beth

      I am torn between Team King Henry and Team Dave.

      If you remember the original posting, I think the King Henry couple got married and has the note framed above their couch. Some kind of beautiful story like that.

      Jan 1, 2010 at 11:34 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   Cal

      Vegan v. carnivore, no question.

      Jan 3, 2010 at 2:21 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   G

    Retrospectives and “Best of”‘s are sad little mockeries of actual content.

    Jan 1, 2010 at 8:17 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   park rose bang

      If you’ve got a few stones and a turtle we might be able to make some metaphorically mixed soup, G.

      Jan 1, 2010 at 8:42 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   Canthz_B bang

      Damned new year resolutions. :-(

      Jan 1, 2010 at 9:26 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   beanster

      don’t worry CB. meet me in the broom closet and you can let those resolutions slide. just in private.

      Jan 2, 2010 at 10:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   kim

    I say it’s a tie between the “I spit in it too” and the “vegan vs. carnivore” notes….although the “fuck you mop art” gets my vote as well.

    Jan 1, 2010 at 8:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   strista

    My favorite is the “I spit in it too”, though I think it would have been better if her reason for doing so was to be supportive to the jerk, rather than just because the first person simply was a jerk.

    Jan 1, 2010 at 8:23 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   AliChronic

    at first i was going to vote for “2 daves 1 fridge”, but now i’m thinking “overly concerned uptight mormon neighbor”, because meddling on that level is just pure douchery.

    Jan 1, 2010 at 8:26 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   dixiechick

    Very tough call. I’m torn between Scary Thumbs-Up Jeezus and the Mop Art… although if there were a cash prize for the winner here, I think it ought to be donated to poor little Lincoln!

    Oh yeah–Happy New Year and thanks, Terry! :D

    Jan 1, 2010 at 8:37 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Fanboy Wife

      That’s the Buddy Christ.

      Jan 2, 2010 at 7:43 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   Canthz_B bang

    I have to vote for Jesus…he looks like Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, so he must be my salvation.

    Jan 1, 2010 at 8:37 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   Wade bang

      Catholicism WOW!

      Jan 1, 2010 at 8:58 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   Anonymous

    I’d like to register a vote for Daves 4 Life? Dave solidarity and all.

    Jan 1, 2010 at 8:50 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Rebecca

    Vegan vs. Carnivore postings, of course!

    Jan 1, 2010 at 8:53 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   Sherry

    Vegan?/Carnivore? has to be the best ever.

    Jan 1, 2010 at 9:00 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Candy @ Candied Fabrics

    Love them all but the carnivore lack of support group was my fave!

    Jan 1, 2010 at 9:14 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   sarah

    #1: Vegan/carnivore
    #2: Peter, Peter, Professional Tattoo Artist (aka Dwight Schrute)
    #3: Aunt Lincoln (who the f*k has an Aunt Lincoln??)

    Jan 1, 2010 at 9:14 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   Anji

      It’s Aunt, Lincoln – not Aunt Lincoln. ;)

      Jan 11, 2010 at 12:27 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   Darth Val

    terrorist toilet paper

    Jan 1, 2010 at 9:29 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Kate

    1st choice – Jesus….I mean, who can’t appreciate someone having their self-righteousness turned on them with scripture? :o)
    2nd choice – Vegan/Carnivore. Absolutely hilarious!

    Jan 1, 2010 at 9:36 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   andrew

    “spit & vinegar” of course!!!

    Jan 1, 2010 at 9:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   Jarin

    Definitely the International Brotherhood of Daves

    Jan 1, 2010 at 9:43 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   Sookie

    I’m going with Fat Angela from Bulgaria. Wonder if they ever gave her a call…

    Jan 1, 2010 at 9:48 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   Andrizzle

    My vote is for the great aunt. Nothing is better than passive aggression, family style.

    Jan 1, 2010 at 9:51 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   anglophile bang

    *boycotts poll due to the omission of graphity*

    Jan 1, 2010 at 10:20 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   kerry bang

      Duly noted!

      Jan 2, 2010 at 12:11 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.2   Canthz_B bang

      Rats! That was posted when I was moving.

      Too bad there are no unsecured WiFi networks here! :-)

      Jan 2, 2010 at 12:40 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   Michelle M.

    I vote Carnivore.

    Jan 1, 2010 at 10:37 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   M

    Vegan/carnivore, followed by the broken glass/sponge/mop as a close second place.

    Jan 1, 2010 at 10:45 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   SickleYield

    Vegan/Carnivore or “I spit in it, too.”

    I put the Daves right after that, though.

    Because I’m ranking the blog posts.

    Yeah. Spare time. I have lot.

    Jan 1, 2010 at 11:04 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   liz

    carnivores for the win…

    Jan 1, 2010 at 11:06 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   aaaaaaa

    either mormon sex police or bulgian food police

    Jan 1, 2010 at 11:08 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   Mike

    Aunt Lincoln!

    Jan 1, 2010 at 11:31 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   Adrienne

    Jesus Quote
    Vegan/Carnivore
    or Fuck You art piece

    Jan 1, 2010 at 11:37 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   Neeners

    All the notes are full of self-righteous indignation and are therefore hilarious. I love it when people bring Jesus or religion into it to seal the guilt deal though, so my vote is for Jesus is watching you steal Diet Cokes! Of course He is because He simply doesn’t have anything better to do!

    Jan 1, 2010 at 11:47 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   Mitzi

    Dave’s for life!!

    Jan 1, 2010 at 11:51 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   stephanie fuller

    The vegan/carnivore is first place but the Daves is a close second!!!! I LOVE this site!

    Jan 1, 2010 at 11:58 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   Geek Goddess

    I like the precise placement and the completeness of the installation piece, The Sponge, the Mop and the Broken Glass. It really resonates with my angsty and suppressed inner homemaker.

    I enjoy Peter the Tattoo Artist’s little offering, and would like to see it expanded into a novel, or perhaps a feature film. I think that there is substantial character development in this piece.

    Jan 1, 2010 at 11:58 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   Daaz

    Carnivores FTW, both here and always.

    Jan 2, 2010 at 12:03 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   leeeeesa

    1. Dave
    2. Vegan vs Carnivore
    3. Cheesy Jesus, dispenser of free DC

    Jan 2, 2010 at 12:18 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   David

    Definitely Diet Coke Jesus.

    Jan 2, 2010 at 12:21 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   debdebdeb

    So difficult to choose, but it has to be Dear Lincoln and his enclosed $5 check.

    Jan 2, 2010 at 12:45 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   jill

    Absolutely has to be the Carnivore Support Group! And we will keep being awesome!

    Jan 2, 2010 at 12:50 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   oi bang

    1.1 Peter the tattoo guy ( I swear on my great grandfather’s grave urn/remains(?) I love that fine recital!)
    1.2 “Fuck you art” (fricking awesome!)
    2. Everything else!

    Jan 2, 2010 at 2:03 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   Elwing

    I would like to vote for the “mop art”. That note is unique and I always show it to people when I want to explain them what this blog is about.

    Jan 2, 2010 at 3:25 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   Rex Beavers

    1. Carnivore
    2. Dave
    3. King Henry

    Jan 2, 2010 at 4:43 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   TippingCows

    I think for true classic Passive-Aggression, one has to go with the note to Lincoln. It starts off kinda sorta subtle, gets a little snarky, then goes way over the top for a delicious climax of hyperbole.

    For sheer humor I like the Vegan vs. Carnivore signs. They also reflect an inner superiority I feel around those that won’t eat delicious animal carcass.

    And in third place, I put the Graphity note just because the person writing is trying to be serious and threatening but (and I don’t know about you) in no way can I take a note that looks like it was written by a 5 year-old on a Pixie Stick rampage seriously.

    Jan 2, 2010 at 5:27 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   Eglantine

    First choice: King Henry
    Second choice: Graphity
    Third choice: Angela thinks you should lose weight

    First time to comment but just so many good ones here that I couldn’t resist!

    Jan 2, 2010 at 6:53 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   Mike

    Daves 4 Life is definitely the best one, although the carnivore one is a close second.

    Jan 2, 2010 at 7:11 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #52   Abby

    Dear Lincoln, for the win! Gotta love some seriously nasty relatives.

    Jan 2, 2010 at 7:49 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   Danielle

    Carnivores isn’t necessarily the most passive-aggressive, but definitely the most HILARIOUS.

    Jan 2, 2010 at 8:13 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   Pterosaur

    That Tyrannosaurus was fucking del– Sorry, I mean Carnivores for #1.

    The composition of Artful Mop is evocative, yet annoying. Second Place.

    Honorable Mention/Write-in goes to Fuck You Pumpkins for creativity and sheer effort. http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/10/29/jerk-o-lanterns/

    Jan 2, 2010 at 9:37 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #55   Claire

    “Dave’s for life!” was my favorite. I’m still laughing at it! brilliant!

    Jan 2, 2010 at 9:41 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #56   Quinn

    Is your name Dave?

    That’s the best. God.. I wish I had a normal/common name for this reason! XD

    Jan 2, 2010 at 10:12 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   sarah mac

    Daves 4 life!!

    Jan 2, 2010 at 10:13 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #58   Norah

    Vegan Carnivore for sure

    Jan 2, 2010 at 11:24 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #59   Dagny

    1. Dying Great Aunt’s 11th Birthday Card

    2. Carnivore

    3. Fine Art & Diet Coke Jesus

    It was just too hard to pick.

    Jan 2, 2010 at 11:34 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #60   humberthumbert

    Carnivore, absolutely. Because carnivores are fucking awesome.

    Jan 2, 2010 at 11:37 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #61   Shmeggie

    Carnivore!

    Jan 2, 2010 at 1:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #62   Suebob

    Graphity your ass gets me every time.

    Jan 2, 2010 at 1:58 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #63   Kate

    So am I alone in thinking that it is not OK to steal other peoples lunch and drinks?

    As it is I love the tattoo artist guy.

    Jan 2, 2010 at 2:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #64   cheese with that whine?

    NOBODY should steal Kraft Light (lettuce has low enough self-esteem already), and I already know that Daves are assholes, so my vote’s for “this is art”.

    By the way:
    Their choice of clip art tells us carnivores know they’re on their way to extinction, so: Hey vegans: Keep being awesome!!

    Jan 2, 2010 at 2:50 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #65   farcical aquatic ceremony

    from the crick I developed when re-reading “Dear Lincoln” just now, I think we have to give Aunt Crazy-Bitter a few more points for chiropractic passive-aggression. Still, mop+sponge+broken glass gets my vote.

    Jan 2, 2010 at 2:56 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #66   tinkerbell2

    Lincoln’s aunt, all the way.

    Jan 2, 2010 at 3:06 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #67   K

    Diet coke and Jesus

    Jan 2, 2010 at 3:29 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #68   Laura

    Carnivore, because it has an awesome graphic!

    Jan 2, 2010 at 3:30 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #69   Erin

    Definitely going with the Mormon Sex Police followed by fat Angela from Bulgaria.

    Jan 2, 2010 at 3:41 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #70   Robin

    Carnivore? Keep being awesome! – cracks me up every time… – #1

    Jan 2, 2010 at 3:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #71   car-reviews.ru

    When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?

    Jan 2, 2010 at 4:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #72   Julia

    Toss up between carnivores and graphity. Because while the phrase “Keep being awesome” always makes me laugh, I still just scratch my head reading the graphity note and at just how badly that guy’s English teacher fucked up.

    Jan 2, 2010 at 4:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #72.1   katie

      As an ESL tutor, the graphity note reads to me very much like the writing of an adult with English as their second language. Past a certain age, most people can only learn a second language about that well, so it doesn’t really reflect stupidity to me so much as just being foreign and old. It’s cute, but couldn’t take my vote away from Carnivore and Daves4Life!

      Jan 3, 2010 at 9:44 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #73   Marlene

    I vote for vegan/carnivore. Because I am a carnivore and i am going to keep BEING AWESOME!

    Jan 2, 2010 at 5:00 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #74   Lars

    I HEART Carnivores!

    Jan 2, 2010 at 5:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #75   Melissa

    Carnivore!!!!

    Jan 2, 2010 at 6:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #76   Kayloo

    Dave 4 life!

    And for best note of the year!

    Jan 2, 2010 at 7:00 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #77   Tamazing

    Carnivore. Every single time.

    Jan 2, 2010 at 7:32 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #78   Fanboy Wife

    I’m torn between Dave’s note and the Carnivore comeback. I think I have to go with the Carnivore poster because someone put forth the extra effort to make it and print it. Besides, meat is awesome!

    Jan 2, 2010 at 7:39 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #79   Crystal

    Graphity
    Art
    Bulgarian

    My first post.
    But I’ve read them all.
    I promise not to find anything delicious. Ever.

    Jan 2, 2010 at 8:00 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #80   Lita

    Team Fuck You With A Mop for #1! I wish I could frame it…

    Jan 2, 2010 at 8:00 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #81   Melanie

    Vegan vs. Carnivore!

    Jan 2, 2010 at 8:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #82   Sylvi and Dan

    We vote for Lincoln’s “great” aunt!

    Jan 2, 2010 at 8:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #83   Texchanchan

    1. Pete the tattoo artist

    2. Graphity

    3. Lincoln’s great-aunt

    Jan 2, 2010 at 8:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #84   Cami

    Carnivores are awesome!

    And so is Diet Coke Jesus.

    Jan 2, 2010 at 9:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #85   Fran

    Carnivore – you are awesome!

    Jan 2, 2010 at 9:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #86   Sara

    Dave, carnivore, and toilet paper terrorist because I can’t pick a favorite, they are all fucking awesome!

    Jan 2, 2010 at 9:19 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #87   The Donner Dinner Party

    1. Toilet paper terrorist
    2. Carnivore
    3. Daves 4 Life

    Jan 2, 2010 at 10:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #88   Critical Grass bang

    I vote Carnivore, for the awesomness.

    Jan 2, 2010 at 10:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #89   Xiphoid Process bang

    1. Graphity – Sheer paragraphing genius.

    2. Mop FU – but what’s with the hockey puck in the middle distance?

    3. Terrorist toilet paper. Thank you, Shrub.

    And thank you, Terry.

    Jan 2, 2010 at 11:15 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #90   laterg8r

    the carnivores, because the person obviously put so much of an effort into copying the same format as the vegan notice :D

    it’s the one that got me following your site :D

    Jan 2, 2010 at 11:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #91   CaroleM

    1. Jesus is watching you. Made my LMAO
    2. Support for Carnivores

    Jan 3, 2010 at 12:28 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #92   JessieJane

    Mop art wins for PA-ness, but really messes with my OCD, so no vote for them.
    Have to go for the Sex Police, closely followed by fat Angela, and with some Awesome Carnivores for good measure…

    Jan 3, 2010 at 1:45 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #93   Joe

    great article

    Jan 3, 2010 at 5:23 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #93.1   Geek Goddess bang

      great comment

      Jan 3, 2010 at 3:05 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #94   WhoTookMyCookies

    Pete, just take your sword and poke holes through that ceiling before those mofo’s make you angry. Go Pete!

    Much as I hate idiots at the office who take your stuff, Daves 4 Life is just too funny!

    Jan 3, 2010 at 8:22 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #95   katie

    Oh man, it’s almost a tie between “Dave” and “Carnivore”…I think Carnivore wins my vote, with Dave in close second.

    Jan 3, 2010 at 9:38 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #96   stacy

    I can’t choose, but all the notes in the fridge remind me of so many asshole coworkers in my past. The note from the Bulgarian girl is particulary repulsive too. And the righteous idiot in Utah…

    Jan 3, 2010 at 11:15 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #97   Robert

    I have to vote for the Bulgarian diet advice. I laughed about that for days when it was first posted and it can still bring tears to my eyes.

    Jan 3, 2010 at 3:12 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #98   Shelley

    I say it’s a tie between the last one…for the plethora of misspellings, and the one about the terrorists and the toilet paper rolls, because really? If that’s true, the terrorists have already won at my house.

    Jan 3, 2010 at 4:10 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #99   Jessica

    Vegan vs Carnivore!

    Jan 3, 2010 at 4:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #100   Aileen

    Go carnivores!

    Jan 3, 2010 at 5:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #101   forest_rose

    Diet Coke Jesus yay!

    Jan 3, 2010 at 6:38 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #102   Christine Wortham

    Thumbs up Jesus, for sure!

    Jan 3, 2010 at 6:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #103   cherylb

    Torn between Diet Coke Jesus and Team Carnivore… Gonna have to go with Jesus, though. Hilarious. I bet he REALLY got a kick out of that reply as he sat at his desk and sipped his soda. :)

    Jan 3, 2010 at 7:40 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #104   wright bang

    Team Thirsty Jesus for the win!!

    Jan 3, 2010 at 10:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #105   Kasey

    Carnivore vs. Vegan is the funniest thing ever! Hilarious!

    Jan 3, 2010 at 10:44 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #106   Mel K

    Carnivore was the best ever.

    I had badges with “keep being awesome” made for xmas.

    Jan 3, 2010 at 10:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #107   thedaniel

    peter and his jamming definitely got me giggling

    Jan 3, 2010 at 11:57 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #108   Just Me

    For me the clear winner is Diet Coke/Jesus with Vegan-Carnivore and This Is Art vying for second place.

    Thank you for creating a hilarious site!

    Jan 4, 2010 at 12:20 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #109   Cheryl

    Carnivore
    Crazy Angela from Bulgaria
    The Sex Police

    Jan 4, 2010 at 1:27 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #110   Nancy

    Keep being awesome, carnivores! Definitely my favorite note, although the Jesus note about the Cokes is a close second.

    Jan 4, 2010 at 6:28 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #111   Mike

    Vegan Vs. Carnivore! Hilarious!

    Jan 4, 2010 at 9:51 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #112   Layne

    Peter. Professional Tattoo Artist.

    Jan 4, 2010 at 12:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #113   fanguad

    vegan vs. carnivore ftw

    Jan 4, 2010 at 12:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #114   Ro Ro

    Vegan v. Carnivore. Awesome.

    Jan 4, 2010 at 2:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #115   zebra

    Easily… Jesus with the diet Cokes.

    Jan 4, 2010 at 3:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #116   zebra

    Easily… buddy Jesus with the diet Cokes.

    Jan 4, 2010 at 3:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #117   BigTex

    Vegan/Carnivore is the winner!

    Jan 4, 2010 at 5:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #118   Meg

    vegan/carnivore FTW!

    Jan 4, 2010 at 6:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #119   TippingCows

    When do we get to find out who won?

    Jan 4, 2010 at 11:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #120   sam

    daves 4 life!

    Jan 4, 2010 at 11:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #121   jessie

    Daves 4 Life! is my fave

    and even though i am a vegetarian, i love the carnivore passive aggressive note.
    what kind of pussy vegan needs a support group to give up meat? stop givng us a bad name!

    Jan 5, 2010 at 8:53 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #122   RP

    Vegan/Carnivore wins for hilarity and awesomeness.

    Tattoo Artist and Sofia the Bulgarian tie for being hypocrites and needing to be punched in the face.

    Jan 5, 2010 at 8:55 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #123   Mel

    Lincoln’s aunt. Gotta love the enclosed $5 check (really?), “11 years old??”, and the religious zealot threat about calling her before the impending coming of Christ.
    But Daves 4 life was pretty funny too.

    Jan 5, 2010 at 2:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #124   DC

    I’m voting for Team Vegan v. Carnivores — go meat!

    Jan 6, 2010 at 12:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #125   ravedave

    definitely, clean the fridge please. Easter Eggs? That’s seriously premeditated.

    Jan 6, 2010 at 9:38 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #126   baltolibrarian

    Carnivores w/o support group, for sure. So many fine nominees, though!

    Jan 6, 2010 at 12:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #127   jd

    My vote is for “Oh, Snap! Jesus”. Although I won’t be disappointed if “Awesome Carnivores” win.

    btw, for all you Daves out there, check out your own line of clothing: http://www.davewear.com. My brother Dave has several items from there.

    Jan 6, 2010 at 1:26 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #128   hbkrizz

    #1? Definitely Carnivore vs. Vegan. I went back to that one like 10 times this year because it was so funny. ‘Daves’ comes in second.

    Jan 6, 2010 at 4:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #129   Janipurr

    Vegan vs Carnivore for the win!

    Jan 6, 2010 at 11:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #130   fweeep

    i’m actually a vege freak myself, but ‘vegan?/carnivore?’ is definitely the best PA note ever. i even saved it onto my desktop it was so good.

    second vote goes to ‘toilet paper = terrorists/do u hate america?’ surprised this is losing

    third vote goes to great aunt lincoln just for the phrase ‘or before jesus returns’. AHHH TOO GOOD

    Jan 7, 2010 at 3:00 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #131   Little Lovables

    My favorite one is the Dave note with the drinks. david 4 ever

    I love the King Henry one, backstory though, that complex has specific rules about members of the opposite sex not allowed to stay after curfew since it’s a college dorm!

    Jan 7, 2010 at 11:06 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #132   km617 bang

    I have to vote for Angela the Bulgarian fat police-I am one of the 3 people she gave the note to.
    Incidentally, I did call her…and she has far more issues that just us fat folks.

    Jan 8, 2010 at 4:38 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #133   dave

    yup, dave and i do exist at

    davewear.com

    we know that all you mikes wish we didn’t,
    but we do.

    have a nice dave.

    Jan 9, 2010 at 2:32 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #134   Thermoregulator

    I vote for Jesus!!!

    BTW, I’m vegan and it’s awesome too! :-) Veg for life eat more veggies they will help you live longer yaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

    Jan 11, 2010 at 12:21 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #135   F

    I have no repestect for bad spellers.

    Jan 11, 2010 at 4:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #136   Pete

    Vegan/Carnivore. Keep being awesome!

    Jan 12, 2010 at 12:01 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #137   Tolling

    Um…I vote for

    1. Narrative Art Peice
    2. Dave 4 Life
    3. Jesus is Watching YOU

    Jan 13, 2010 at 1:17 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #138   Kit

    I love them all, but it’s “Jesus is watching you steal diet cokes” all the way.

    Jan 18, 2010 at 7:51 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #139   WOG

    It’s a tough choice between daves 4 life and carnivores but I think I’m going to have to go for daves 4 life.

    Jan 23, 2010 at 1:26 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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