Pitchfork gave this performance by Patrick (“guy in a band”) and A (“friend of guy in band”) — a 7.2. Be sure to read from the bottom up!
related: perfect for each other
Pitchfork gave this performance by Patrick (“guy in a band”) and A (“friend of guy in band”) — a 7.2. Be sure to read from the bottom up!
related: perfect for each other
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#1
Hmmm
Hiding in the back?
Was he looking for a pussy?
Jan 6, 2010 at 10:04 pm rating: 3
#2
Canthz_B
Good morning, dear. Sex with you was great last night.
I didn’t get home until two and I went right to sleep.
Imagine my surprise when I noticed I was screwing your best friend in your stead.
“A” for adultery.
Jan 6, 2010 at 10:07 pm rating: 107
#3
jetjackson
“A” for effort?
What a retort!
You’re a real Rock’n'Rolla!
Jan 6, 2010 at 10:37 pm rating: 3
#4
Canthz_B
True friend—One who can tell whether you are on stage or not.
Scum-bag—One who lies about attending your show.
Wannabe musician—One who goes more than a week without a gig.
Jan 6, 2010 at 10:48 pm rating: 29
#5
zombieBlanco
I’m thinking it’s more like “I” for idiot.
Jan 6, 2010 at 11:14 pm rating: 10
#6
Tim Kolb
AC/DC for A Couple of Douche Canoes.
Jan 6, 2010 at 11:49 pm rating: 42
#7
zenvelo
so has the submitter been trying to figure out this sequence of comments for the last 2 and 3/4 years? or is he trying to tell us he’s a facebook early adapter?
Jan 7, 2010 at 12:07 am rating: 10
#8
oi
They don’t say for nothing that quit while you are ahead. or in this case quit while at least knickers are still on.
Jan 7, 2010 at 12:08 am rating: 2
#9
Critical Grass
I would have answerd: “Yeah, I saw you there, didn’t wanna talk to you though, since you’re an idiot and all, you understand, right? But hey, thanks for showing up
”.
Jan 7, 2010 at 12:24 am rating: 5
#10
Alziro Patafisico
This is simply hilarious, how unlucky for A. I really feel for him. But that was funny.
Jan 7, 2010 at 4:28 am rating: 2
#11
Mel K
“I” for inconceivable that A has made it to adulthood.
There are so many illogical explanations on how this occurred. My only hope is that A friended his parents and they feel some sense of shame for breeding.
We probably should congratulate A for being able to log into FB by 10:04 am the next day.
I think A must have been my former assistant who quit to become a professional ballroom dancer and is rumored to teach pole dancing. She wasn’t big on details.
Jan 7, 2010 at 4:37 am rating: 3
#12
Gavin
… is really confused.
Jan 7, 2010 at 6:09 am rating: 0
#13
splint chesthair
So, he thought he saw a show of a band of which this person is a member but it was actually another band and he wasn’t aware of it? Or he was aware of it? I have no idea what is going on here or why it’s interesting other than maybe he knew he didn’t see the band but tried to say so anyways? Is that it?
Jan 7, 2010 at 7:28 am rating: 0
#14
Escape Goat
Nothing beats a passive-aggressive “but thanks.”
Jan 7, 2010 at 7:33 am rating: 4
#15
JDaC
So assuming my submission is funny enough, I can look forward to seeing it in 2012-ish?
Jan 7, 2010 at 9:46 am rating: 2
#16
aaa
Your band sucks hardcore
“Actiondale” is a suck name
I can’t fucking read
Jan 7, 2010 at 10:11 am rating: 5
#17
aaa
I Googled Actiondale and evidently they’re a “pop punk” (i.e. pussified punk) band. Evidently they also can’t write music very well and have no idea how to sing in tune.
Jan 7, 2010 at 10:18 am rating: 4
#18
miss
Am I the only person who immediately thought of “A” as a female?
Jan 7, 2010 at 10:20 am rating: 1
#19
bobby
Not passive aggressive.
Jan 7, 2010 at 1:18 pm rating: 1
#20
moody
Here’s a funny story. Actually, not so much funny as it is long. Years back I told the guy I had recently dumped that I would go see his band’s big gig. The ex was kinda a creep, and before the break up he kept accusing me of flirting with this other guy. The night of the show came around and I showed up at the wrong club. Guess who’s band was playing? The other guy’s. 10 years later and he and I are still together.
I’m sorry, you may return to something humorous now.
Jan 7, 2010 at 2:19 pm rating: 16
#21
Cartoid
Huh?
So…he went to the wrong concert?
Why is this passive aggressive?
Jan 7, 2010 at 3:32 pm rating: 0
#22
Lulabelle
I think the point is that he didn’t go to any gig, but told his ‘friend’ that he did.
His friend gave him an ‘A’ for effort, when he really meant ‘A’ for a**hole for lying about going to my gig!
Seems a little PA to me.
Jan 7, 2010 at 4:16 pm rating: 5
#23
Lameo
Okay, for those of you who don’t get it:
A guy didn’t go to his friend’s performance but lied and said he was there but in the back.
The friend then tells him that there WAS no gig. Therefore, he didn’t need to lie and say he was there.
Instead of copping out, the original poster then claims he was, in fact, at a gig, and that the band’s name and location were identical to his friend’s gigs.
The friend gives this lie an A for effort, meaning “nice try,” or “close but no cigar.”
Jan 7, 2010 at 8:05 pm rating: 2
#24
Peter
Friday the 13th.
Jan 9, 2010 at 2:52 pm rating: 1
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