Tripp was visiting his friend’s dorm at the University of Alabama when he spotted this note from the floor’s RA posted on the door to the men’s bathroom.
Adds Tripp: “I’m with the person who added on to the note. A bunch of teenage boys probably aren’t going to be spending that much time hocking loogies at the shower walls.” To which I would add: “Ewww, gross.”
P.S. Hook ’em Horns!
related: Who takes a crap in the shower?!
81 responses so far ↓
#1
Wade
Apparently Ms. Cindy isn’t the only one working very hard.
Jan 7, 2010 at 6:07 pm rating: 41
#2
jetjackson
She works hard for the money!…
Jan 7, 2010 at 6:10 pm rating: 19
#3
Woman on the Verge
Just how hard is Ms. Cindy working and is she shining those stalls with… never mind. This is just too gross.
Jan 7, 2010 at 6:17 pm rating: 2
#4
whiskey
it’s spit… cobra spit.
Jan 7, 2010 at 6:21 pm rating: 7
#5
nicoleab6
Sounds frighteningly like my boyfriend’s dorm bathroom… at least they use the walls instead of the floor, though. :\
Jan 7, 2010 at 6:25 pm rating: 1
#6
oi
ew.
Jan 7, 2010 at 6:28 pm rating: 11
#7
Escape Goat
A possible response to scribble at the bottom: “It’s not spit, but thanks.”
Jan 7, 2010 at 6:29 pm rating: 2
#8
Fridge Pirate
The jism was delicious!
Jan 7, 2010 at 6:32 pm rating: 4
#9
dixiechick
I hope Ms. Cindy gets combat pay.
Jan 7, 2010 at 6:32 pm rating: 3
#10
Laura
Poor Ms. Cindy…*gag*
Jan 7, 2010 at 6:36 pm rating: 3
#11
Platypus
I suspect that the RA new full well it wasn’t spit, but didn’t want to make the situation even worse by saying what it was.
Jan 7, 2010 at 6:42 pm rating: 2
#12
Escape Goat
This note gives all new meaning to the phrase “balls to the walls.”
Jan 7, 2010 at 6:49 pm rating: 12
#13
Kristen
Agreed: Ew! and Hook ‘Em!
Jan 7, 2010 at 6:56 pm rating: 2
#14
Melissa
I think I’m more disturbed that people are taking baths in a dorm. Do they make full body shower shoes?
Jan 7, 2010 at 6:57 pm rating: 4
#15
Critical Grass
Ms. Cindy also is called to remove spit stains from the sheets. She’ always saying: “You boys gotta stop spitting everywhere, it’s disgusting!”
Poor soul…
Jan 7, 2010 at 6:57 pm rating: 18
#16
park rose
I’m not sure if its spit. I know camels do. If ‘it’ is a euphemism, I’m not sure. I think they:
or,
we could run with:
Not sure about phlebotomize*, though it sure sounds like that other word for spit.
*Ooh, you you’re in trouble if you’re phlebotomizing!
Jan 7, 2010 at 7:27 pm rating: 6
#17
katie
Oh. Aww. AWWWWWWWWWWW.
Jan 7, 2010 at 8:41 pm rating: 0
#18
marky not mark
OK, Here’s how you stop the offensive saliva projectors, Ms Cindy.
It will take some time and work but pays off…Have someone wait near by and flush a toilet every time they hear the hock and spit! Nothing like a little negative reinforcement to mend those ways. The screams are just a bonus!
Jan 7, 2010 at 9:13 pm rating: 4
#19
Canthz_B
At first I read that as “Ms. Cindy works every hard…”
Jan 7, 2010 at 9:46 pm rating: 2
#20
aaa
I can’t be alone
Have some warm snotty semen
Will you join me please?
Jan 7, 2010 at 9:48 pm rating: 3
#21
AB
Roll Tide Roll!
Jan 8, 2010 at 12:00 am rating: 5
#22
pony girl
pooping in urinals, peeing in beer bottles and on the floor of the bathroom, and cumming on walls..
guys are gross.
Jan 8, 2010 at 12:15 am rating: 15
#23
Canthz_B
It’s probably not spit, if there are also rocket pubes involved.
They might want to call in Horatio Caine for a consult.
Jan 8, 2010 at 12:31 am rating: 4
#24
Adam
pfft. Bodily fluid humor. How low can you go?
Jan 8, 2010 at 12:37 am rating: 1
#25
Sara Bradshaw
Hi there,
Love your blog and wanted to let you know tht you are a category winner on my list of ‘25 Best Blogs of 2009′. Congratulations. You can see your category and mention at http://www.cricketwife.com/2010/01/25-best-blogs-of-2009-part-2.html (as well as the other category winners). Have a great 2010.
Cheers,
Sara Bradshaw
The Cricket Wife
Jan 8, 2010 at 12:44 am rating: 0
#26
Canthz_B
I agree with the RA.
Exclamation point saliva is disgusting…and a real bitch to clean.
Jan 8, 2010 at 1:28 am rating: 0
#27
Sara
Boys are so gross. Seriously, guys? What’s the point of that?? Is this the new way of marking your territory? And I thought the girls’ dorm bathroom was gross…
Jan 8, 2010 at 8:21 am rating: 0
#28
amy
P.P.S- Roll Tide!!!!!!!!
Jan 8, 2010 at 9:10 am rating: 3
#29
Havingfitz
If ‘spit’ is a euphemism for jism, then I would be VERY careful about using that salad dressing from the post last year.
Jan 8, 2010 at 9:38 am rating: 2
#30
Joe 2
“In light of recent events, a new bathing policy has been implemented: all males currently living in dormitories will report to the car wash area of the Gas ‘n Go Truck Stop on Route 75. Names ending in A-F go on Monday 10 AM-12 PM…”
Jan 8, 2010 at 9:38 am rating: 2
#31
dan
I was just thinking maybe the boys were involved to a point but that the girls were doing the spitting? You know kids these days
Jan 8, 2010 at 11:45 am rating: 0
#32
Flaboy2425
There’s always somebody trying to spoil a boy’s fun time in the shower.
Jan 8, 2010 at 2:21 pm rating: 1
#33
Flaboy2425
There’s always somebody trying to spoil a boy’s fun time in the shower. Any self-respecting boy would wash away the evidence before it dried.
Jan 8, 2010 at 2:23 pm rating: 4
#34
Anna
This is why I had a set of flip flops designated for the bathroom/shower when I lived in a dorm, haha. And I never, ever touched the walls.
Jan 8, 2010 at 4:32 pm rating: 0
#35
whysoserious
Ms. Cindy’s attempts at “spit and polish” are being thwarted by the mens’ “polish and spit”.
Jan 9, 2010 at 12:44 pm rating: 7
#36
Merey
Keep it classy, Bama.
Hook em!
Jan 9, 2010 at 8:07 pm rating: 0
#37
yep
The note was about dipping in the showers. Paty hall had a problem with that shit being everywhere.
Jan 10, 2010 at 2:17 am rating: 1
#38
Deana
gross
Jan 12, 2010 at 6:59 am rating: 0
#39
Captain Obvious
Jebus…for those of you too stupid to get it, some pervo is beating his meat in the stalls and blowing his wad on the wall. You’re Welcome!
Jan 25, 2010 at 11:18 pm rating: 0
Comments are Closed