’Bama bombs

January 7th, 2010 · 81 comments

Tripp was visiting his friend’s dorm at the University of Alabama when he spotted this note from the floor’s RA posted on the door to the men’s bathroom.

Adds Tripp: “I’m with the person who added on to the note. A bunch of teenage boys probably aren’t going to be spending that much time hocking loogies at the shower walls.” To which I would add: “Ewww, gross.”

Are you sure it's spit?

P.S. Hook ’em Horns!

related: Who takes a crap in the shower?!

FILED UNDER: Alabama · college life · RA · shower · that's disgusting


81 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Wade bang

    Apparently Ms. Cindy isn’t the only one working very hard.

    Jan 7, 2010 at 6:07 pm   rating: 41  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Tim Kolb

      I feel sorry for Ms. Cindy. A note like that will only encourage the boys even more. If you think she has it bad now then wait tell morning and try cleaning loogies off the ceilings. Maybe she should have tried a more passive aggressive approach to this other than a silly note.

      Jan 7, 2010 at 7:31 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   Wade bang

      I think someone else posted the note on her behalf. To be helpful.

      Jan 7, 2010 at 8:01 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   jetjackson bang

      I can’t help but think Miss Cindy is the subject and probably cause of a lot of this ‘spitting’.

      Jan 7, 2010 at 9:12 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   jetjackson bang

      Maybe Miss Cindy just speaks in 3rd person. In 20 years time she will be scolding her own teenage boys.

      Miss Cindy worked hard cleaning the spit off shower walls to put you boys through private school… and this is how you repay her!? She will be damned if she will let her own children get away with spitting in the shower. Miss Cindy wants to know why you boys cant just spit into a tissue or something!

      Jan 7, 2010 at 9:21 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   jetjackson bang

    She works hard for the money!…

    Jan 7, 2010 at 6:10 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Wade bang

      …shot

      Jan 7, 2010 at 6:12 pm   rating: 36  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   MAMARILLA2 bang

      DADV?

      Jan 8, 2010 at 11:32 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   Woman on the Verge bang

    Just how hard is Ms. Cindy working and is she shining those stalls with… never mind. This is just too gross.

    Jan 7, 2010 at 6:17 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   whiskey

    it’s spit… cobra spit.

    Jan 7, 2010 at 6:21 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   nicoleab6

    Sounds frighteningly like my boyfriend’s dorm bathroom… at least they use the walls instead of the floor, though. :\

    Jan 7, 2010 at 6:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   infant tyrone bang

      If your boyfriend’s dorm bathroom is equipped with the new plumbing device called FLOOR DRAINS, then the floor is arguably the more-likely-to-be-flushed-off-and-away surface.

      Otherwise, sure, wall’s a way to go…
      maybe that’s where the Harvey Wallbanger got its name..

      Jan 7, 2010 at 6:36 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   Escape Goat

      Um, Harvey, please mind the note. You’ll go blind, ya know.

      Jan 7, 2010 at 7:33 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.3   Jeffrey Thames [King of Grief]

      Dude, Harvey’s over there.

      Jan 7, 2010 at 9:52 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.4   Escape Goat

      Where? Where? I hear a voice … Harvey? Harvey? It’s so dark. Say “spit” if you can hear me.

      Jan 7, 2010 at 10:23 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.5   Palomon bang

      Honey, they used the floors, too.

      Jan 8, 2010 at 8:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   oi bang

    ew.

    Jan 7, 2010 at 6:28 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Critical Grass bang

      Yes, ew…

      Jan 7, 2010 at 7:05 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Escape Goat

    A possible response to scribble at the bottom: “It’s not spit, but thanks.”

    Jan 7, 2010 at 6:29 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   Fridge Pirate

    The jism was delicious!

    Jan 7, 2010 at 6:32 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   dixiechick

    I hope Ms. Cindy gets combat pay.

    Jan 7, 2010 at 6:32 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Laura

    Poor Ms. Cindy…*gag*

    Jan 7, 2010 at 6:36 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Platypus

    I suspect that the RA new full well it wasn’t spit, but didn’t want to make the situation even worse by saying what it was.

    Jan 7, 2010 at 6:42 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   Escape Goat

      A revision such as–stop “spitting” (wink wink)–may have had a better effect on the intended audience

      Jan 7, 2010 at 6:45 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Escape Goat

    This note gives all new meaning to the phrase “balls to the walls.”

    Jan 7, 2010 at 6:49 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Kristen

    Agreed: Ew! and Hook ‘Em!

    Jan 7, 2010 at 6:56 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   Wordtinker doesnt smith bang

      Are you sure that’s where you want horns?

      Jan 7, 2010 at 9:39 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   Melissa

    I think I’m more disturbed that people are taking baths in a dorm. Do they make full body shower shoes?

    Jan 7, 2010 at 6:57 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   Tim Kolb

      People take baths in the dorms? That’s disgusting!

      Jan 7, 2010 at 7:45 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   Bunnee bang

      I wondered how they were taking baths in a shower stall. I hope those shower doors have firm caulk! (pun intended) ;)

      Jan 8, 2010 at 10:18 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   Critical Grass bang

    Ms. Cindy also is called to remove spit stains from the sheets. She’ always saying: “You boys gotta stop spitting everywhere, it’s disgusting!”

    Poor soul…

    Jan 7, 2010 at 6:57 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Mel K

      Dammit! I thought my moment of disturb was private. Do you think ms Cindy knows it was me? I’ll never be able to look at her without blushing again.

      Jan 7, 2010 at 7:01 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   jetjackson bang

      Not to mention they gotta stop spitting on the bread!

      Jan 7, 2010 at 7:03 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.3   Critical Grass bang

      Mel, you didn’t close the blinds. You asked for it.
      Also, I just want you to know that I was there too and I saw everything. You didn’t see me b/c I was hiding in the back.

      Jan 7, 2010 at 7:10 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.4   Escape Goat

      The moment of disturb’s next Thursday, but thanks.

      Jan 7, 2010 at 7:16 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   park rose bang

    I’m not sure if its spit. I know camels do. If ‘it’ is a euphemism, I’m not sure. I think they:

    spurt, dribble, burst, emerge, flow, flow out, gush, issue, jet, ooze, pour out, shoot, spew, spout, spritz, squirt, stream, surge,

    or,
    we could run with:

    drain, exude, gush, hemorrhage, leech, ooze, open vein, phlebotomize, run, seep, shed, spurt, trickle, weep

    Not sure about phlebotomize*, though it sure sounds like that other word for spit.

    *Ooh, you you’re in trouble if you’re phlebotomizing!

    Jan 7, 2010 at 7:27 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Escape Goat

      Mother (knocks on door): Honey, what have you been doing in the shower so long? Are you OK?

      Kid: Umm … nothing … ummm … just phlebotomiz–I mean washing my hair. I’ll be right out!

      Jan 7, 2010 at 7:49 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   infant tyrone bang

      Manuel, the handyman and cubicle janitor down at
      Bo Peep’s “Visions of Ewe”* says he always uses lanolin
      to soften up any encrustaceans** before power washing the walls.

      Says he gets it straight from the sheep, but it’s hard to imagine
      what he could do to make them stand still for that sort of thing.
      Manny’s a hard guy to figure, but he sure does get the job done.

      *L.B. Peep, Proprietor, has been heard referring to it as “Visions of Eew”
      ** We’re talking semen here, right ? So ?

      P.S. Manny says the technical term we’re missing is “spooge”.

      Jan 7, 2010 at 10:30 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.3   park rose bang

      Yeah, my thesaurus didn’t have it. It was kind of on the clean side. And speaking of semen, I guess the sponge and a sperm whale’s blowhole should make an appearance, too. The first, probably in poor Ms. Cindy’s hand.

      This thread is kinda disgusting.
      Viscous of eew..

      Jan 7, 2010 at 11:33 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.4   infant tyrone bang

      I reckon Sid Viscous’ old band was aptly named then.

      And I’m wondering about Rick Derringer and that 38 Special bunch, too.

      Jan 8, 2010 at 12:47 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.5   The Elf

      You need The Bald-Headed Hermit & The Artichoke: An Erotic Thesaurus. I’m sure there’s better euphamisms in there than “spit”. Or “phlebotomize”.

      Jan 8, 2010 at 10:48 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.6   park rose bang

      Yep. Phlebotomize isn’t even a true synonym in this case.

      Jan 8, 2010 at 9:33 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   katie

    Oh. Aww. AWWWWWWWWWWW.

    Jan 7, 2010 at 8:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   Escape Goat

      That’s what he said.

      Jan 8, 2010 at 5:27 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   marky not mark

    OK, Here’s how you stop the offensive saliva projectors, Ms Cindy.
    It will take some time and work but pays off…Have someone wait near by and flush a toilet every time they hear the hock and spit! Nothing like a little negative reinforcement to mend those ways. The screams are just a bonus!

    Jan 7, 2010 at 9:13 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   Wordtinker doesnt smith bang

      Or, just turn the hot water heater waaaaaay down. Cold showers make for short showers, and nothing frees up to run ;-).

      Jan 7, 2010 at 9:42 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   Canthz_B bang

    At first I read that as “Ms. Cindy works every hard…”

    Jan 7, 2010 at 9:46 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   stuffin'

      In that case I have no sympathy for Ms. Cindy.

      Jan 9, 2010 at 2:38 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   aaa bang

    I can’t be alone
    Have some warm snotty semen
    Will you join me please?

    Jan 7, 2010 at 9:48 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   AB

    Roll Tide Roll!

    Jan 8, 2010 at 12:00 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   pony girl

    pooping in urinals, peeing in beer bottles and on the floor of the bathroom, and cumming on walls..
    guys are gross.

    Jan 8, 2010 at 12:15 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   Nelly

      peeping on seats, leaving bloody messes in the toilet, unwrapped used tampons in waste containers….
      girls can be just as nasty.

      Jan 8, 2010 at 6:08 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.2   AnonEMouse

      I love ‘peeping on seats’. I especially prefer the little yellow chicks. Or is this like a Peeing Tom issue?

      Jan 8, 2010 at 8:57 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.3   pony girl

      at least girls leave their nastiness in the toilet. and, um, why are you looking into waste containers in a bathroom. yuck.
      ;)

      Jan 9, 2010 at 3:48 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.4   pony girl

      PEEPS!!

      i love peeps, so fun to put in my hot cocoa, pretty soon you just have this little floating chicken head in there.

      Jan 9, 2010 at 3:49 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   Canthz_B bang

    It’s probably not spit, if there are also rocket pubes involved.
    They might want to call in Horatio Caine for a consult.

    Jan 8, 2010 at 12:31 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   infant tyrone bang

      He of Miami C(um) S(cene) I(nvestigations).

      Course, in case of suspicion as to the integrity of the rocket pubes’ O-rings, you’d want Nobel Prize winner Dick Feynman to head up the enquiry.

      Jan 8, 2010 at 12:40 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   Horatio Caine

      *takes off sunglasses*
      Well it looks like the perpetrator… came alone.
      *puts on sunglasses*
      YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

      Jan 9, 2010 at 4:04 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.3   anglophile bang

      I regret I have but one thumb to give to Comment 23.2.

      Jan 9, 2010 at 9:07 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   Adam

    pfft. Bodily fluid humor. How low can you go?

    Jan 8, 2010 at 12:37 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   infant tyrone bang

      Toe jam jokes…unless you get right down to soles of the feet rotting away.

      Jan 8, 2010 at 12:38 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.2   Canthz_B bang

      Mariana Trench ring any bells?

      Mariana Trench foot? LOL

      Jan 8, 2010 at 12:45 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
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    Jan 8, 2010 at 12:44 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

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      Jan 8, 2010 at 1:21 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   Canthz_B bang

    I agree with the RA.

    Exclamation point saliva is disgusting…and a real bitch to clean.

    Jan 8, 2010 at 1:28 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   Sara

    Boys are so gross. Seriously, guys? What’s the point of that?? Is this the new way of marking your territory? And I thought the girls’ dorm bathroom was gross…

    Jan 8, 2010 at 8:21 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   amy

    P.P.S- Roll Tide!!!!!!!!

    Jan 8, 2010 at 9:10 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   Havingfitz

    If ‘spit’ is a euphemism for jism, then I would be VERY careful about using that salad dressing from the post last year.

    Jan 8, 2010 at 9:38 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   Joe 2

    “In light of recent events, a new bathing policy has been implemented: all males currently living in dormitories will report to the car wash area of the Gas ‘n Go Truck Stop on Route 75. Names ending in A-F go on Monday 10 AM-12 PM…”

    Jan 8, 2010 at 9:38 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   dan

    I was just thinking maybe the boys were involved to a point but that the girls were doing the spitting? You know kids these days

    Jan 8, 2010 at 11:45 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   Flaboy2425

    There’s always somebody trying to spoil a boy’s fun time in the shower.

    Jan 8, 2010 at 2:21 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Flaboy2425

    There’s always somebody trying to spoil a boy’s fun time in the shower. Any self-respecting boy would wash away the evidence before it dried.

    Jan 8, 2010 at 2:23 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   Anna

    This is why I had a set of flip flops designated for the bathroom/shower when I lived in a dorm, haha. And I never, ever touched the walls.

    Jan 8, 2010 at 4:32 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   whysoserious

    Ms. Cindy’s attempts at “spit and polish” are being thwarted by the mens’ “polish and spit”.

    Jan 9, 2010 at 12:44 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   Merey

    Keep it classy, Bama.

    Hook em!

    Jan 9, 2010 at 8:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   yep

    The note was about dipping in the showers. Paty hall had a problem with that shit being everywhere.

    Jan 10, 2010 at 2:17 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #37.1   infant tyrone bang

      I had the same thought when I first saw the note.
      Your site lends some credibility to this interpretation.
      I’ve never understood the adolescent fixation with spitting though.
      Don’t these boys realize that the more you spit the further you are from manhood ? Or is that idea only a West Coast phenomenon ?

      We’ll defer any *in-depth* consideration of the *issue* until a more appropriate time, but the question arises as to how these boys who can’t hold their snoose (snus, chew, etc.) expect to find “girls who’ll swallow”.

      Even considering the level of asymmetry prevalent in the local
      gender-based power relationship, their expectations in this regard
      exhibit a degree of asymmetry that is remarkable.

      Jan 10, 2010 at 10:14 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #37.2   anglophile bang

      Aw, yep. That’s less funny, and possibly more disgusting.

      Jan 10, 2010 at 11:55 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #38   Deana

    gross

    Jan 12, 2010 at 6:59 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Captain Obvious

    Jebus…for those of you too stupid to get it, some pervo is beating his meat in the stalls and blowing his wad on the wall. You’re Welcome!

    Jan 25, 2010 at 11:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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