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Quoth the buzzard, “WTF?”

January 8th, 2010 · 142 comments

Imma cut you off before you start with the “that’s not passive-aggressive” bidness. It’s “WTF Friday,” and anything goes!

First up: Linda spotted this spray-painted notice in front of a dumpster on the streets of San Francisco. “I have no idea what breast cancer trash they are trying to fend off, or what ‘breast cancer trash’ is supposed to mean,” she says.

Meanwhile, Susan in Silverdale, Washington did a doubletake when she drove past this sign on her way home one day. (She took a picture, but did not attempt to make good on the offer.)

Austin was similarly disarmed upon spotting this notice outside a shop in Dublin, Ireland.

And longtime troublemaker Wade had a good chuckle when spotted this sign outside a child care center (run by the Addams’ Family?) in Washington, D.C.

related: professionally done by Asians

FILED UNDER: casual sexism · malapropisms · WTF?

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#1 Woman on the Verge

When you hear the buzzard… DUCK!

Jan 8, 2010 at 3:24 pm rating: 38

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- #1.1 se
  
  WOV, that comment pretty much lays to rest that particular sign, just ain’t much else better to say about it.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 3:53 pm rating: 2
- #1.2 Woman on the Verge
  
  Thanks, se. I aim to please… I hear the buzzard doesn’t aim at all.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 3:56 pm rating: 6
- #1.3 infant tyrone
  
  Not AIM as such, but if phone poles’re nearby, they’re good to avoid…
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYw283vgm2w
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 5:19 pm rating: 1
- #1.4 Escape Goat
  
  When you hear the duck … chicken
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 8:04 pm rating: 8
- #1.5 Sirius¤
  
  OK, I’ll give you a thumb for that. Or a goose.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 8:38 pm rating: 3
- #1.6 Canthz_B
  
  Ducking may not be the best thing to do. Stooping over just makes easier prey for a butt-buzzard.
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 4:26 am rating: 2
- #1.7 Miss Shackson if You're Nasty
  
  or easier prey for a thumb.
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 3:37 pm rating: 1
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#2 Jill Terwilliger

Can the buzzard tap the window for me?

Jan 8, 2010 at 3:25 pm rating: 7

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- #2.1 Escape Goat
  
  Window? I’d tap dat! Yo, buzzard, what-what?
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 8:15 pm rating: 7
- #2.2 park rose
  
  One buzzard in the window’s worth two birds in the bush.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 10:48 pm rating: 5
- #2.3 Escape Goat
  
  Ummm, Ms. Cindy, cleanup, aisle 3.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 11:02 pm rating: 1
- #2.4 Miss Shackson if You're Nasty
  
  or a gay guy in the bush wearing a hoodie the color of the sun.
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 3:38 pm rating: 3
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#3 Gandalf

Sure… I pressed the button, heard the buzzard, and my escape goat ran off!

Nevermore, I say!

Jan 8, 2010 at 3:26 pm rating: 20

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#4 Silence

Sounds like someone at the flowershop got duh-umped!!

Incidentally, nothing *quite* compliments the scent of a rose like the stench of bitterness…

Jan 8, 2010 at 3:27 pm rating: 8

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- #4.1 Tim Kolb
  
  Looks like a smarty pants got a hold of some sign letters and decided that bitch would be the lucky winner today. These flower shops pick a differant name everyday and did not care to secure the letters very well.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 4:08 pm rating: 3
- #4.2 Escape Goat
  
  Haha … spelling error … he meant BIATCH.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 8:14 pm rating: 2
- #4.3 Sirius¤
  
  OK, I’m taking back the thumb.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 8:42 pm rating: 1
- #4.4 Escape Goat
  
  Siriusly?
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 8:45 pm rating: 2
- #4.5 Eh
  
  Nah. The flower shop picture is Photoshopped. If you look closely the B is thicker than the other letters because it was added on. The name was probably Mitch or Fitch before someone altered the photo.
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 11:15 pm rating: 2
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#5 Andy

Oh, I’ve got experience alright.

Jan 8, 2010 at 3:30 pm rating: 1

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- #5.1 Sirius¤
  
  And I’m a bitch. Wherefore art my Rose?
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 3:42 pm rating: 3
- #5.2 Sirius¤
  
  There’s a nice hotel in Silverdale that resembles the Edgewater – not sure if they let you fish from your room or not.
  
  /gratuitous Mudshark reference
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 3:47 pm rating: 1
- #5.3 Escape Goat
  
  How ’bout a bitch (woman) with experience? Rose? Job? Work for a rose?
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 8:13 pm rating: 0
- #5.4 Sirius¤
  
  CRAP!!! I just googled the mudshark, and the Urban Dictionary remembers the Mudshark Incident differently than I do. I was totally going for the Led Zeppelin/Frank Zappa/VANILLA FUDGE urban legend, not the Urban racist definition that’s supposedly cool nowadays.
  
  \damn kids today
  \\Get off my lawn
  \\\Centrally Scrutiniz’d
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 8:37 pm rating: 2
- #5.5 park rose
  
  ‘s okay, Sirius¤ Wikipedia and Snopes back you up…
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 9:09 pm rating: 1
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#6 oi

Person of any race with blonde hair, blue eyes, fair skin and having KKK experience is required. We do not endorse racism here.

Jan 8, 2010 at 3:31 pm rating: 11

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- #6.1 park rose
  
  It is Ireland, oi. Those kinds of signs were put their way in England to prevent them from working/renting. But, just to keep in the swing of things: Person of any race with dark hair, blue eyes, pasty skin and a few teeth (dark Irish and redheads can also apply). Raging alcoholics are Okay (otherwise no-one would apply). Women should be at home looking after their 16 young ones .
  
  Nothing like perpetuating stereotypes.
  
  Apologies if it’s a cross-continental parody.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 6:16 pm rating: 4
- #6.2 Canthz_B
  
  Blonde Hair…hair dye…Check.
  
  Blue eyes…brand new color contacts secured…Check.
  
  Fair skin…made appointment with Michael Jackson’s dermatologist…Check.
  
  KKK experience…nice knot Jim Bob, whatcha plan on doin’ with that rope?…Check please!
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 9:20 pm rating: 6
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#7 Meg C.

if my name is Bitchy McBitcherson, do I get two roses?

Jan 8, 2010 at 3:31 pm rating: 8

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- #7.1 MAMARILLA2
  
  Last name, Bitch- First name, Cast Iron.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 3:44 pm rating: 5
- #7.2 Gandalf
  
  Is she any relation to Cast Rating?
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 3:50 pm rating: 1
- #7.3 Escape Goat
  
  An Irish Rose
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 8:17 pm rating: 1
- #7.4 Neeners
  
  I wouldn’t be a bitch if I didn’t have to go in and get my own rose. Nothing screams pathetic like buying myself flowers and then pretending someone else got them for me. Not that I ever did that or anything…
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 12:06 am rating: 9
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#8 Sparkles23

My momma done told me
A buzzard is two faced

Jan 8, 2010 at 3:32 pm rating: 4

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- #8.1 MAMARILLA2
  
  What’s up Doc?
  
  Jan 10, 2010 at 11:15 am rating: 1
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#9 Critical Grass

Okay, press the door bell to enter, after you hear the buzzard pull the door, if you don’t hear the buzzard, tap on the window. If after all that you still you don’t hear the buzzard and can’t open the door just give up, we don’t like you and don’t wanna let you in. Get over yourself.

Jan 8, 2010 at 3:36 pm rating: 6

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- #9.1 Geek Goddess
  
  I don’t hear the buzzard tap on the window.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 5:29 pm rating: 3
- #9.2 park rose
  
  Damn vultures!
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 6:20 pm rating: 3
- #9.3 infant tyrone
  
  Like a (supersonic) V-2 rocket spitting thru the sky and coming down on London, if you hear it hit, you’re still alive. The dead never heard a thing.
  
  http://www.buzzardbait.org/Assets/Images/gary_larson_cartoon.jpg
  
  “Talk about adding insult to injury! Not only did we arrive late, but they deliberately left his organ-donor card.” ~by Gary Larson
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 7:35 pm rating: 2
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#10 Critical Grass

Please, no breast cancer trash! Regular trash is okay, though.

Jan 8, 2010 at 3:41 pm rating: 1

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- #10.1 oi
  
  and no “spitting” either.
  
  ok I know.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 3:43 pm rating: 0
- #10.2 Woman on the Verge
  
  I’m picturing a dumpster overflowing with pink ribbons and discarded implants…
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 3:44 pm rating: 16
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#11 unholyghost2003

What exactly does a buzzard sound like? I am sure they make some sort of noise, but much like the giraffe I have no idea what that sound is. What do I do if I hear the buzzard but don’t recognize it?

Jan 8, 2010 at 3:42 pm rating: 2

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- #11.1 Woman on the Verge
  
  It’s like a hearing test. Meow=do not enter.
  Some kind of cawing noise =all clear.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 3:45 pm rating: 1
- #11.2 unholyghost2003
  
  how do I differentiate from a hawk?
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 3:57 pm rating: 3
- #11.3 Woman on the Verge
  
  That’s your problem. Maybe you should just skip right to window tapping… or call an ornithologist to go with you.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 4:07 pm rating: 6
- #11.4 Bunnee
  
  But, to make this more complicated, shouldn’t there be some type of code we’re tapping on the window? You know, like “knock twice, wait a beat, then knock once more”?
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 4:27 pm rating: 1
- #11.5 Geek Goddess
  
  Knock three times on the ceiling…
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 5:06 pm rating: 6
- #11.6 Bunnee
  
  I knew I could count on you, GG!
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 5:10 pm rating: 2
- #11.7 infant tyrone
  
  Oh, my sweetness
  tap…tap…tap
  means you’ll meet me in the hallway.
  Twice on the PIPE
  Means you’re noddin’ with Poe
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 5:15 pm rating: 6
- #11.8 park rose
  
  Twice on the pipe
  Means you’re hawking,
  And I’m not talking about Stephen.
  Maybe referring to oi’s comment at 10.1.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 6:22 pm rating: 3
- #11.9 infant tyrone
  
  Well, Stephen Hawking appears to be open to the short-term existence of White Holes that emit/spit the same matter their tarry (tarry night) Black Hole counterparts suck in. JFGI
  
  Based on this correspondent’s experience with the Black Holes of tarry pipes, any mapping of that theory onto the spitting events at Bama is highly speculative…either them southern boys had some low density tar or they’re flat-out Hook-em-hornier than the Texas fans at a UT/OU game.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 11:05 pm rating: 2
- #11.10 park rose
  
  Which one do I google? Van Gogh? or Hawking? or Jefferson Airplane? or Lewis Carrol? or Kubla Khan? Your first paragraph was pretty easy to follow, ty, old chum. 2nd one not too difficult either… my entry just a lesser tangential on the greater tangential, but no, I will never fly quite as high as thee.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 11:22 pm rating: 2
- #11.11 infant tyrone
  
  40 physics JFG “black hole/white hole” or “white hole”
  
  40 tarry tarry night, dat’s Don McLean’s “Vincent”
  
  40 tarry Black Holes (w/o Vincent), dat’s a popular recreational with the same name as a YSL perfume
  
  Oh, you’ll get some altitude as you age, young’un…
  
  Jefferson Airplane ?
  Try Waylon, who could have died in the crash with Buddy Holly, et al.
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSdU3HfknRg
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 11:39 pm rating: 0
- #11.12 Palomon
  
  Ty-
  Did you say Hooker Hornier?
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 12:11 am rating: 0
- #11.13 infant tyrone
  
  Palomon-
  No, it was meant the way I wrote it (not saying I don’t do a typo here + there, but that wasn’t one).
  
  Refer to the Management’s “P.S. Hook ‘em Horns” below the “Bama Bombs” Note.
  
  PAN Mgt. is in Austin, home of the UT (Long)horns.
  Hook-em-Horns is similar to “Roll Tide” + others.
  UT/OU rivalry is legendary, epic, etc.
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 12:32 am rating: 0
- #11.14 Geek Goddess
  
  Are we talking some kind of football or basketball or something here?
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 1:05 am rating: 0
- #11.15 infant tyrone
  
  If it’s Texas, it’s football…occasionally basketball or baseball,
  but football is (as I hear the porn folks call it) the money shot…
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 1:53 am rating: 0
- #11.16 park rose
  
  ty – rabbit holes, black holes, white rabbits, glory holes … unless I’m all confused. no doubt. it was your reference! (though a few unravelled threads back). alice in wonderland, caterpillars, hookahs … you know, visitors interrupting trains of thought… re: buddy holly, that’ll be the day, pilgrim…
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 3:40 am rating: 1
- #11.17 MAMARILLA2
  
  One pill makes you larger , and one pill makes you small…
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 8:42 am rating: 3
- #11.18 infant tyrone
  
  Being an elder stakesman, I’d like to put an option in for the former (heaven is blue, Max!).
  Don’t need it right away, but having taken the latter some decades ago,
  I’m always looking ahead.
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 9:36 pm rating: 0
- #11.19 MAMARILLA2
  
  Are you, er… blueish? You don’t LOOK blueish.
  
  Jan 10, 2010 at 11:19 am rating: 1
- #11.20 infant tyrone
  
  Nah, I just gotta get made up + dress this way cuz of bizness.
  I’m Sir Paul’s Viagra connection.
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6SSR3YY-rc&feature=PlayList&p=9F6F3102826B7CF9&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=5
  
  Jan 10, 2010 at 2:19 pm rating: 0
- #11.21 MAMARILLA2
  
  Sooo..Business is a bit stiff then?
  
  Jan 10, 2010 at 3:02 pm rating: 1
- #11.22 park rose
  
  A bit hard to come by?
  
  Jan 11, 2010 at 3:10 am rating: 1
- #11.23 MAMARILLA2
  
  Every day a bit longer and harder?
  
  Jan 15, 2010 at 11:27 am rating: 0
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#12 oi

breast cancer trash = socks?

Jan 8, 2010 at 3:44 pm rating: 2

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- #12.1 infant tyrone
  
  oi!,
  Not only in that sense, but also consider the aroma and structural integrity of a pair of socks freshly (?!) returned from a 60-mile, 3-day walkathon…
  
  Not like the walls on a UofA shower, but even dumpsters have standards.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 5:11 pm rating: 0
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#13 Hammer

Breast Cancer Trash: I am envisioning the scene from Fight Club where Norton gets slimed by liposuction waste – except this time Tyler Durden helping him dispose of the bio-hazard goo into the dumpster.

Jan 8, 2010 at 3:46 pm rating: 4

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- #13.1 park rose
  
  Being kind of serious, as it is breast cancer waste, I’m thinking the needles from fine needle apertures, or possibly chemo waste (I guess there would be some). Or as wotv said above, what happens to the boobs once they get lopped off?
  
  Now, back to the more interesting speculation…
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 6:29 pm rating: 1
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#14 Critical Grass

Gay person (Man – everybody knows women don’t call themselves ‘gay’) with experience in looking for pussies in bushes required.

Jan 8, 2010 at 3:46 pm rating: 2

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- #14.1 Sirius¤
  
  Person with (Man) experience required…
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 3:50 pm rating: 6
- #14.2 Ethrdg
  
  Additional requirements: Hoodie the color of the sun (must be supplied by applicant) and some peeking experience.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 3:52 pm rating: 3
- #14.3 oi
  
  don’t you mean “peeing” experience…………
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 3:56 pm rating: 3
- #14.4 Critical Grass
  
  Maybe some “spitting” experience…
  
  Oh, and Ethrdg, the correct color for the hoodie is “color of the fucking sun”, okay? Okay.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 4:05 pm rating: 0
- #14.5 Ethrdg
  
  Sun, Fucking sun… Po-tay-to, po-tah-to….
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 6:17 pm rating: 0
- #14.6 Escape Goat
  
  Hi all, this is Ms. Cindy, please stop spitting on the window, thanks.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 8:20 pm rating: 1
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#15 Hmmm

Bitch Please! … come in for a rose.

Jan 8, 2010 at 4:00 pm rating: 13

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- #15.1 infant tyrone
  
  Only if it’s The Yellow Rose of Fucking Sun-drenched Texas !
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 4:45 pm rating: 5
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#16 anglophile

So some bufflehead got a word wrong. Jeeze, you’d think it was some sort of cardinal sin or something the way you people are crowing about it. Somebody makes a bit of a booby out of themselves, and you are all so swift to snipe at them. Have a flicker of compassion, can’t you? You’ve never had to swallow your words because you said something that made you look like a turkey? I’m sorry to grouse like this, I suppose you think I’m raven, but sometimes you all act like a bunch of loons.

Jan 8, 2010 at 4:18 pm rating: 31

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- #16.1 Sirius¤
  
  W-T-Flock?
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 4:31 pm rating: 9
- #16.2 Bunnee
  
  You started a pun thread on a lark, didn’t you, Glo? You silly gull.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 4:33 pm rating: 10
- #16.3 Geek Goddess
  
  I’m beginning to feel a bit jayded by all these puns. Owl have you know that some of us are not too chicken to call you on this. Nothing you say can budgie me in my opinion.
  
  *tries to figure out how to work in a pun using green necked lori bird*
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 5:12 pm rating: 10
- #16.4 park rose
  
  Your gimlet eye, glo! Your gimlet eye!
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 6:24 pm rating: 1
- #16.5 infant tyrone
  
  Joe Bob offers to the oddess (t)his worthless, pitiful offering
  
  ………………….”Canary a Dull Moment”………………..
  
  There was a St. Patrick’s Day party at the UofA.
  
  An exuberant, painted celebrant threw caution and clothing to the wind.
  
  Snapped she was by a cell-phone-handy UK exchange student.
  
  Though blushing, her predominant hue was GREEN.
  
  The PIC was enlarged, captioned, and distributed to dorm showers…
  
  Where she became enshrined and worshiped as the…
  
  Nekkid green bird, Lori.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 7:55 pm rating: 2
- #16.6 Canthz_B
  
  That’s going to cause the return of snipe hunts, ‘Glo.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 8:49 pm rating: 3
- #16.7 park rose
  
  I know that severus ladies around here would welcome the return of the Snape hunt.
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 3:11 am rating: 5
- #16.8 pony girl
  
  When does the Snape hunt start? Can ponies join?
  Is he in the US now? It’s pretty snowy over in England right now.
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 3:58 pm rating: 1
- #16.9 aaa
  
  Do you know how hard it is to be killed by punnage when you’re already dead?
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 9:37 pm rating: 3
- #16.10 park rose
  
  That’s why we save the deadPAN for you, aaa.
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 9:50 pm rating: 3
- #16.11 infant tyrone
  
  How hard it is to be killed by….
  
  Punnage ??
  ……..No clue
  
  Plumage ??
  …….Uma blinks a made-up, feathery eyelash at me,
  and it’s 50/50 whether I’m waking up to her or St. Peter,
  (or worse) and either is quite OK.
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 9:52 pm rating: 1
- #16.12 park rose
  
  and pony girl, ponies are centaural to the caper.
  
  Jan 10, 2010 at 1:07 am rating: 5
- #16.13 infant tyrone
  
  That’s sooo corny, rose….
  But I am restricted to a single thumb.
  
  So in one universe our uni-corny
  comes out of the white hole looking like
  
  http://stungeonstudios.com/fantasyc/unicorn.html
  
  while in another, this guy shows up
  
  http://images.jambase.com/fans/kurt_van/Icon_Europe72_Front.jpg
  
  Jan 10, 2010 at 9:27 am rating: 1
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#17 kpquepasa

Anyone else start singing “Particle Man” by TMBG when reading the “Person (MAN)” posting?

Jan 8, 2010 at 4:30 pm rating: 2

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- #17.1 anglophile
  
  “hit on the head with a frying pan”
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 4:33 pm rating: 3
- #17.2 Bunnee
  
  No, but I am now….
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 4:33 pm rating: 3
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#18 Havingfitz

Yes! My name IS Bitch! Thanks for the free rose! Bitches4life!

Jan 8, 2010 at 4:39 pm rating: 4

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#19 LolaFalana

Shouldn’t it be “If your name is Rose, come in for a free bitch?”

Jan 8, 2010 at 4:43 pm rating: 6

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- #19.1 park rose
  
  Gimme one of ‘em puppies…
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 6:30 pm rating: 5
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#20 infant tyrone

If your name is Lenore, come in for a free Black Nemophila.

This offer will not be repeated !

Act now and get a special coupon good for 50% off on an embalming fluid change just down the street at Silverdale Jiffy Lube.

Jan 8, 2010 at 4:59 pm rating: 0

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#21 PANU

That Dublin job is probably a position for a gigolo.

Jan 8, 2010 at 5:05 pm rating: 2

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- #21.1 Sirius¤
  
  Veteran bird-watchers thrill at the sighting of PANU on the wing. Her call invites the heart to fly alongside, and her avatar – well, it’s fucking fleur-de-liscious!
  
  \(who dat?)
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 9:12 pm rating: 1
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#22 Shelle

I believe the “Flowers to Go” may be a reference to an Ernest Hemingway quote in which he addressed one of his more harsh female critics. Instead of, ” A rose, is a rose, is a rose” he said, “A bitch is a bitch, is a bitch.” Just a guess.

Jan 8, 2010 at 5:38 pm rating: 0

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- #22.1 Escape Goat
  
  Then he said, “I have mommy issues” and cried himself to sleep.
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 8:10 pm rating: 1
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#23 Ogsy

Here’s a similar one to “Person (Man) Wanted” from the Grindleford Station Cafe. “Female – nowt to do with government”

http://bit.ly/8d4yt6

Jan 8, 2010 at 5:39 pm rating: 0

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#24 jadefirefly

Ha! I used to live in Silverdale. I always wondered who was in charge of picking out the name of the day.

This makes me giggle.

Jan 8, 2010 at 6:25 pm rating: 0

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#25 Jess

The No Breast Cancer sign was put on that dumpster during the Breast Cancer 3-day walk. They didn’t want people throwing all the trash from the walkers in their dumpster.

Jan 8, 2010 at 7:08 pm rating: 4

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- #25.1 Woman on the Verge
  
  As long as we don’t find any trashy walkers in there, I suppose that makes sense…
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 8:43 am rating: 2
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#26 dogsleder

Hey Sirius! Edgewater Inn! Mudsharks! Oh gee…here’s a shout-out to good ol’ Frank Z. I miss ‘im!!

Jan 8, 2010 at 7:37 pm rating: 0

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- #26.1 Sirius¤
  
  Jazz is not dead — it just smells funny.
  
  RIP FZ
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 8:14 pm rating: 0
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#27 Escape Goat

#2: Oh no, you dih-int!

Jan 8, 2010 at 7:56 pm rating: 0

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#28 Escape Goat

#4: Window? I’d tap dat! Yo, buzzard, what-what?

Jan 8, 2010 at 8:05 pm rating: 2

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#29 Runner

I assumed the flower sign my be reaching out to women in verbally abusive relationships. They need a rose.

But I guess it’s more likely that someone messed with the sign. That says something about our culture.

Jan 8, 2010 at 10:32 pm rating: 1

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- #29.1 park rose
  
  Your slip is showing, Runner or you my be right…
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 10:46 pm rating: 5
- #29.2 Escape Goat
  
  … I may be crazy (Billy Joel ref.)
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 11:07 pm rating: 1
- #29.3 park rose
  
  Escape Goat…if I set them up, I expect you to follow through correctly! (Though maybe people in Glass Houses shouldn’t throw stones).
  
  I my be crazy…
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 11:15 pm rating: 5
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#30 park rose

The key to building a good retirement nest egg for future financial peace of mind is to nurture a buzzard in the window. Start early. Don’t leave it too late. You might be turned off by the fact that it is listed as a Species of Least Concern but this just indicates it is a quiet but steady earner. Often reinvest the carrion you collect and earn to strengthen your young buzzard, via regurgitation, so that you can reap the gains when it comes into maturity. Ever seen how bald a buzzard is? That’s because wise investors use its plumage to feather their nests. The buzzard has very few natural predators, you won’t be sorry. Though sometimes hard of hearing, a healthy and stable buzzard in the window is sure to keep the wolf from the door and the vultures from circling overhead.

Jan 8, 2010 at 11:07 pm rating: 4

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- #30.1 Canthz_B
  
  Species of Least Concern? Does that mean buzzards are not an endangered species?
  
  Good!! Then it’s okay to keep playing Wring the Buzzard!
  
  Jan 8, 2010 at 11:47 pm rating: 3
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#31 Canthz_B

I’ve often wondered why Jerry Springer has never done a show devoted to breast cancer.

I guess he’s seen sign #1.

Jan 8, 2010 at 11:40 pm rating: 1

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#32 Neeners

What kind of ‘experience’ are we talkin’ here? If it has to be a man then they must be looking for ALOT of experience. Hey, that was just as sexist as the note. I’m such an ass….

Jan 8, 2010 at 11:59 pm rating: 0

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#33 Canthz_B

As soon as Patrick O’Brien hired his wife as HR Manager, his beautiful administrative assistant knew her days were numbered.

Jan 9, 2010 at 12:09 am rating: 3

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#34 Neeners

“Bitch, here’s your rose!”
“Oh honey, how thoughtful, you remembered!”
“Oh Bitch, you know I love you!”
(Tears) “God your so good to me.”
“Nothing but the best for my Bitch! Now go fill up my syringe.”

Jan 9, 2010 at 12:10 am rating: 2

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- #34.1 Escape Goat
  
  Freudian-father-figure: You know how we do!
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 12:13 am rating: 0
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#35 Palomon

No Breast, Cancer or Trash.

What a difference the commas make.

Jan 9, 2010 at 12:18 am rating: 2

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#36 Liz

Hahaha! Silverdales my hometown….I missed out on a free rose!

Jan 9, 2010 at 1:35 am rating: 0

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#37 Gravity's Rambo

Hi, your audio ad from ABC is really annoying. No more audio ads please.

Jan 9, 2010 at 3:50 am rating: 0

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- #37.1 Woman on the Verge
  
  Oh, just hit mute. Geez.
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 8:45 am rating: 2
- #37.2 aaa
  
  Get Firefox and install the NoScript add-on.
  
  Usually, ads are chosen by the ad service, not the site owner.
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 11:12 am rating: 3
- #37.3 kerry
  
  Ugh, I’m sorry. I hate auto-playing audio ads (and seizure-inducing flash ads) too, and I always opt out of them. I’ll lay the smack down on my ad server ASAP.
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 2:47 pm rating: 13
- #37.4 Wade
  
  kerry FTW!!!
  
  Jan 9, 2010 at 3:23 pm rating: 4
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#38 Canthz_B

“Flowers to go” is doing a much better business than their first venture.

“Flowers to stay” just never took off for some reason.

Jan 9, 2010 at 4:11 am rating: 0

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#39 aaa

The breast cancer trash sign used a double negative. Does that mean they want us to put “breast cancer trash” in there?

P.S.

I think breast cancer trash is classified as medical waste. I’m pretty sure it’s generally considered illegal to just dump it wherever.

Jan 9, 2010 at 11:14 am rating: 3

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#40 Woman on the Verge

Because, really, who wants an inexperienced man person?

Jan 9, 2010 at 2:12 pm rating: 3

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#41 McCabe

I should apply. I have 25 years of experience at being a person (man).

Jan 10, 2010 at 5:05 am rating: 2

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#42 Canthz_B

*

Jan 11, 2010 at 12:25 am rating: 0

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#43 The Hermit

watch out in case it’s hungary!

Jan 11, 2010 at 10:36 am rating: 0

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#44 Becky

I’m a free bitch, baby!

I really want to know the story behind that sign. Literal LOL on that one.

Jan 12, 2010 at 9:59 am rating: 0

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#45 MW

*picks up my free rose*

Jan 12, 2010 at 3:02 pm rating: 0

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#46 DanielMac

That buzzard was fucking delicious.

Jan 15, 2010 at 10:55 am rating: 1

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#47 Subliminal self-esteem killers | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

[...] related: Quoth the Buzzard: WTF? [...]

Mar 10, 2010 at 9:16 pm rating: 0

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#48 For Sale, Cemetery Plot, Never Used | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

[...] Please, No Breast Cancer trash![...]

Aug 13, 2010 at 2:13 pm rating: 0

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