Comments on: Kitchen vigilantes

By: Diego

Diego — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 23:12:21 +0000

That remembers me of a Dilbert strip…
http://www.dilbert.com/strips/comic/2008-11-02/

By: Dagny

Dagny — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 04:15:50 +0000

“…ask yourself, “Does it smell like fish?”

….then eat it.

By: nikki

nikki — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:20:32 +0000

If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go microwave a geoduck.

By: sika

sika — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 01:24:27 +0000

I would be freakin’ elated if my bland ass food ended up tasting like Mexican food. That would make my day. I would also enjoy an office that smelled like Mexican food.

Fish…well…that goes without saying. I thought it was just a universal rule that you never microwave fish in the presence of any other human that’s not also going to be eating it.

By: sika

sika — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 01:15:48 +0000

Are you serious? That’s the best smelling thing that one could ever put in a micro. I would only mind if they didn’t share. See that’s what makes it so good. When you pop it, everyone smells it and wants some…and there is plenty for everyone!

By: park rose

park rose — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 23:55:35 +0000

Gil?

By: park rose

park rose — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 23:53:09 +0000

‘rilla, you know the strange thing? You don’t even need to microwave a peanut butter sandwich (smooth, not crunchy).

By: Umm...

Umm... — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 22:15:26 +0000

Oh goodie, I can warm up some chittlins for work.

By: Gandalf

Gandalf — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:17:58 +0000

” Here’s to swimmin’ with bow-legged women!”

Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;
For we have received orders to sail to old England,
But we hope in a short time to see you again.

By: MW

MW — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 20:55:03 +0000

If you can’t spell especially and handle basic subject-verb agreement, you don’t deserve your job or even lunch.

By: whatyouarenot

whatyouarenot — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 20:51:00 +0000

estupido usually has no problem leaping into the conversation without outside assistance.

By: oi

oi — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:34:07 +0000

If any male (coworker or not) follows rule of thumbs in dating game scratch them off your dating list.

By: GhostWriter

GhostWriter — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:15:17 +0000

Evolutionarily speaking, aren’t all land animals fish-related products?

By: beanster

beanster — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:13:29 +0000

RILLLLAAAAAa
(we’re going to need a bigger boat)

you are my favourite. this is my favourite. thumbs times a million.