Comments on: Honey bunches of “hands off!”

By: Flaming Sock

Flaming Sock — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 16:08:17 +0000

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/1/28/129091659314040123.jpg

By: LB

LB — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:08:31 +0000

Grace — since you are not capable of properly closing the microwave and oven doors, please find another way of heating up your food (bonfire, toaster oven, car engine) until further notice.

By: Toya

Toya — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 17:35:13 +0000

What kills me about this note is that I’m sure to isn’t the first (nor the last) time stepmother will gripe about something pretty retarded. As long as you clothespin the bag inside closed, the box doesn’t matter. And I’m sure that years down the road, stepmommy will wonder why stepdaughter wants nothing to do with her.

lol I wonder if stepmom realizes how expensive those breakfast alternatives are. Or how much time she will have to spend at the grocery store to keep those options stocked in the house. Or how much room those options will take up in the fridge (compared to a gallon of milk). Or what will happen if stepdaughter starts expecting a hot breakfast every morning because cereal is not an option anymore. Stepmommy might have unknowingly shot herself in the foot.

By: Gandalf

Gandalf — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 17:19:23 +0000

Stepmom:

If you are serious about the problem with Grace, next time use clip art on your PAN’s.

If you have any questions, see Casey in HR.

THX,
Sandra

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:53:03 +0000

Can we pay someone to teach our kids how to open and close cereal boxes?

By: vervain

vervain — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:40:02 +0000

I’m rather mystified by the tab-ripping, too. If Grace can’t master “insert tab A into slot B” without causing wanton destruction, I shudder to think how she’ll fare once she hits puberty. Better start running now, boys!

That said, Stepmom is being a bitch. Kids are kids – they break stuff. Deal.

By: mystic_eye_cda

mystic_eye_cda — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:39:35 +0000

Its less a camera fail, and more a language fail. See cameras have a mode called “macro mode” but most people don’t know what a “macro” is.

If only she knew what macro meant this photo would be in focus (well unless the lighting prevented using a high enough shutter speed)

If only someone were paid to teach our kids English.

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:23:12 +0000

Did you scrub the bathroom floor today? DID YOU?
Yes, Mommie.
Yes, Mommie what?
Yes, Mommie Dearest.
When I told you to call me that, I wanted you to mean it.

By: enamy

enamy — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:38:23 +0000

get the kid a handy tupperware cereal holder. poor dear.

By: park rose

park rose — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 12:55:12 +0000

Oh, well, at least my expiry date extended a bit further than I had thought. I thought we’d split up when I admitted that I liked the posters. Would you like the plastic gee-gaw I found at the bottom of this packet of cornflakes?

By: anglophile

anglophile — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 12:34:50 +0000

To be honest, it was all over between you and me when you admitted you liked Comic Sans. I’ve just been too polite to say anything.

By: park rose

park rose — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 11:59:16 +0000

Umm, I think a few people need disciplining on a few threads here and there. Particularly the person from Louisiana on the next note, and that Badass Vegan Motherfucker from the last note, and BowlofToast because he’s been ripping off the equivalent of tabs and enjoying them too (detailed on the next note). As for me, I’m just the messenger, and you know, you should never harm the messenger.

By: Geek Goddess

Geek Goddess — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 11:41:43 +0000

You rang?

By: park rose

park rose — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 10:34:12 +0000

I’m a cereal snob. Actually, I don’t care. But I’d rather have soup or something savoury for breakfast. If I do eat cereal I am one of those natural muesli types with soy milk Or porridge cooked up with dried apricots and bananas, yum. I do that with rice sometimes (many years ago).

At present, breakfast is a sandwich and a rice ball (onigiri). Too much probably, but fills me until lunch.

Am I dead to you again?（wonders how many deaths she can die).