Entries from January 2010

Snark-itti

January 5th, 2010 · 106 Comments

We can’t all be Banksy, but sometimes all it takes is a small, well-placed bit of vandalism to brighten your day. Take this example from Emily in Philadelphia:

Psychic's storefront for lease (Bet you coulda predicted that)

Or this one, spotted by Scott at a certain tech company headquarters in Mountain View, California:

This is not an entrance

Which leads me to wonder…are there really no smart-mouthed vandals in Portsmouth, New Hampshire (where Ian spotted this sign) ballsy enough to challenge this proclamation from the local ice rink?

You mean, like, sitting?

related: who’s the smartass?

Tags: oh snap · smartass

Napoleon Dynamite Complex

January 4th, 2010 · 96 Comments

Writes our anonymous submitter in Minneapolis: “I received this note — and accompanying tater tots — from a co-worker (a balding, 40-year-old male) who had been making false reports about me to our manager and was caught doing so.” (We’re talking hardcore, premeditated sabotage here, so calling himself “a bit of a jerk” was probably “a bit of an understatement.”)

Sorry. I know tater tots don't exactly make up for being a bit of a jerk to you, but I hope it helps a little.

The strangest part, says our submitter? “I do not work in an establishment that serves tater tots.”

related: Daddy’s little smartass

Tags: Minneapolis/St. Paul · office · unnecessary "quotation marks" · WTF?

(Don’t Fear) The Creeper

January 3rd, 2010 · 170 Comments

I live in an apartment complex where most people know each other and are generally on good terms,” says Jin in California…or so he thought. As it turns out, there’s a pool of bold-underlined-all-caps-highlighted frustration simmering (oh-so-hilariously) just below the surface.

Hey you! Yes YOU! (The Peeping Tom): If I EVER catch you looking through my window again I swear on everything I hold dear that my cooter will be the last thing your pervy eyes will ever see again.

To the person who saw me peeping at you

related: Be more private with yourself

Tags: bold underlined italics · California · CAPS LOCK · double-entendre alert · high on highlighter · holiday spirit · mistaken identity · most popular notes of 2010 · neighbors · non-apology apology · not-so-veiled threats · Oops? · rebuttals · sad face · sex sex sex

2009: the year in painfully polite and hilariously hostile notes

January 1st, 2010 · 160 Comments

To tide you over as you nurse your hangovers, I present this look back at our some of our favorite douchecanoes and their misadventures. Which is your pick for note of the year? Cast your vote in the comments!

Is your name Dave? Yes! My name IS Dave! Thanks for the free drink! Daves 4 Life!!!

spit & vinegar

and jesus said..."oh, snap!"

keep being awesome!

what would jesus do for a klondike bar?

the easter bunny is so passive-aggressive

waiting for the second coming (and/or a thank you note)

untitled (broken glass)

well, do ya?

on jamming

"Piece out our imperfections with your thoughts"

Bulgarian Fat Police

repestect yourself

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Tags: most popular notes of 2009 · troublemaker's choice