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By: Soda stealers are the lowest forms of life! | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

Soda stealers are the lowest forms of life! | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 18:23:48 +0000

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By: TippingCows

TippingCows — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 09:58:22 +0000

Polygamist.
Wear.
Occasionally.
I.
Other stuff.
It could be the lack of sleep, but I just want to strangle you right now.

By: TippingCows

TippingCows — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 09:56:31 +0000

You know, I think you’re right. I used to work with a mormon. She wrote me a letter once after leaving our place of work. It looked just like this, except her letters were smaller. Otherwise, yeah. All her writing looked like this.
I NEVER KNEWZ!!!

By: TippingCows

TippingCows — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 09:50:59 +0000

Don’t believe Jeb – I got pulled over in Wellington, Utah – and I know I was going the speed limit. My crime? I had an out of state plate – from the other side of the country.

By: Chelsea

Chelsea — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 23:12:23 +0000

Please tell me where this is. I really want to go and steal soda just on principle!

By: thegriffin88

thegriffin88 — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 20:20:36 +0000

Mormons huh? Just for that I’ll dine and dash.

They should be paying me!

By: Finie

Finie — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 06:48:40 +0000

Don’t they teach it in Sunday School? Or in Young Womens. Or something like that…I left before I got the lesson.

By: JMonkey78

JMonkey78 — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 19:46:22 +0000

yeah you dont have to be Paligamist…I mean bigamist about it. Mormon need to let down their hair occassionally, if not all the time. I mean this is a joke between friends, and kingdoms. I mean I would be offended if someone made fun of banjos and overalls, since people where i come from where them. That movie “Deliverance” really chaps my Ass, and apparently others feel the same way.

By: park rose

park rose — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 16:33:06 +0000

That’s why they move so fast, too. Caffeine junkies. Karma’s a bitch though, eh? They got reincarnated in Utah.

By: christine

christine — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:01:54 +0000

Seriously, people take a chill pill.

You can find whatever it is you’re looking for wherever you are. Utah is not one of the lower kingdoms, nor is the highest. It’s only what you make of it.

By: MeerkatMP

MeerkatMP — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 02:29:34 +0000

Wait wait, I have Mormon friends and apparently they don’t drink caffeinated drinks. So shouldn’t this passive aggressive note include a further spite for not only stealing, but also drinking pepsi?

By: Crab

Crab — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:49:28 +0000

GORDON: “What have you done with Harvey Dent?”
JOKER: “Me? I was right here. Who did you leave him with? *Your* people? Assuming, of course, that they are still your people… and not… Captain Moroni’s.”
-The Dark Knight

By: mdwalker

mdwalker — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:04:54 +0000

Come on people, mormons can drink caffine, just not coffee or tea, also, I think the multiple wives thing has been overdone, let’s think of something new. It’s a cultural thing, as I understand it, most of Provo would laugh at this since it is mostly mormon. Of course it sounds silly when it is taken out of the culture and put on a blog. Let the mormons be lighthearted and have a little fun too.

By: JMonkey78

JMonkey78 — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 15:51:19 +0000

Yes a staple, like weird underoos, strange mission trips, strict rules, and multiple wives. Am I missing anything. Oh yeah Football. Nothing says I love God like throwing a pigskin (unclean animal) through the air and hitting other men. Now that is Godly.