It’s all about communication. And toilet paper.

February 8th, 2010 · 136 comments

Writes Brittney in California: “Apparently, my mom’s boyfriend was stuck with an insufficient amount of toilet paper, and being passive aggressive (because he really is) he decides to write a note about it and stick it on the mirror, rather than confront her.”

Who uses all but a couple of squares of TP with no spare? :)

Mom’s response?

Who takes the time to write a note about it but does not take the time to replace it?!?!

And, in the end….everybody loses!

related: I’m not here to wipe your dirty butt

FILED UNDER: California · rebuttals · sad face · sig o · smiley · toilet paper


136 responses so far ↓

  • #1   junebug

    I’m with Mom on this one.

    Feb 8, 2010 at 3:58 pm   rating: 34  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Geek Goddess

      I’m not. She didn’t wipe, because there was no tp, and now she smells.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 3:59 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   Hmm...

      I just hope they both washed their hands before writing the note.

      Feb 9, 2010 at 10:28 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   Mo® bang

      She has that “not so fresh feeling” and that open sewer smell. Pheeew!

      Feb 9, 2010 at 11:26 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   infant tyrone bang

      Anybody out there have any success trying to duplicate writing on a TP square with a Sharpie?

      I’m betting on both notes being written on PostIts.

      So, I’m agnostic-leaning-toward-disbelief in the notes’genuineness,
      but Team Brittney (all the way to the end of the roll) for creativity.

      Feb 9, 2010 at 12:07 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   oi bang

    Team boyfriend here.
    Everybody knows that it’s woman responsibility to replace toilet paper roll and is real man’s duty to mansplain her passive-aggressively when it needs to be replaced.

    Feb 8, 2010 at 3:59 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Critical Grass bang

      Everybody knows that? I’ve been fooling myself all this time thinking TP replaced itself? Wow!

      Feb 8, 2010 at 7:36 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   Palomon bang

      It’s the TP elves what replace TP.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 10:27 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   Critical Grass bang

      Isn’t it the TP fairy?

      Feb 8, 2010 at 10:33 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.4   Geek Goddess

      No, CG, the TP fairy takes the used TP and leaves a penny.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 11:04 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.5   infant tyrone bang

      Right, GG…

      Elves do the replacement, the fairy takes out the trash.

      T-P fairy is Thumbellina-Poseidon, who takes the “TP cans” on Santorini and leaves 3 drachmae, which in the old days was worth about a penny.

      But since Greece adopted the Euro, giving drachmae in exchange for taking used TP is just Poseidon’s way of being hip and “au courant-cy” with the cyber-age’s aphorism of Garbage Out/Garbage In.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 11:27 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.6   Geek Goddess

      And it is also handy for the next time you want to spend a penny. So to speak.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 11:38 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.7   Critical Grass bang

      Elves, fairies, Poseidon… Never thought TP was so big with the mythological/mythical beings.

      Feb 9, 2010 at 12:56 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.8   Mo® bang

      The early Romans were known to wax poetically on the goings on of the TP mythology. Roman baths were fairly rife with fairies and elves.

      Feb 9, 2010 at 10:34 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.9   park rose bang

      And orgies ogres.

      Feb 10, 2010 at 10:27 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   Resident Grammarian esq bang

    I feel like if they replace the toilet paper, they’ll just use it all to write more passive aggressive notes.

    Feb 8, 2010 at 4:02 pm   rating: 26  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   Kevin Dooley

    What kind of man needs more than a couple squares anyway? Wipe that butt like man and then replace the roll and move on!

    Feb 8, 2010 at 4:04 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Ethnic Avenue

      A real man uses the cardboard core.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 7:57 pm   rating: 49  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   jetjackson bang

      No a real man shakes up a can of bud and has a beer bidet!

      Feb 8, 2010 at 8:32 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   Geek Goddess

      *mourns waste of perfectly good beer*

      Feb 8, 2010 at 9:30 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   infant tyrone bang

      Mourn, yes.
      Cry, no.
      We’re fresh out of tissues.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 9:57 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.5   Canthz_B bang

      This guy obviously never went to camp as a child.
      Every camper knows that to prove you’re a man you must wipe it with your hand when you’re stranded on the toilet bowl.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 10:39 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.6   Vintage_K bang

      hahaha, that’s both NASTY and CRIMINAL CB! :lol:

      Feb 8, 2010 at 10:43 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.7   AuntyBron

      Ya oughta be ashamed, GG, advocating alcohol abuse.

      Feb 9, 2010 at 12:01 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.8   Critical Grass bang

      Wipe that butt like a man is another hit song by that guy who sings Pants on the ground, right?

      Feb 9, 2010 at 1:00 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.9   Canthz_B bang

      Wasting perfectly good, or even slightly bad, beer is alcohol abuse!

      Feb 9, 2010 at 1:04 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.10   park rose bang

      *bud is not a perfectly good beer.*
      *wonders what gg is whinnying about*

      Feb 9, 2010 at 9:34 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.11   Mo® bang

      As a real man I just scoot across the floor on my butt to wipe… what you don’t!?!?

      Feb 9, 2010 at 10:36 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.12   jesus

      Interestingly enough, ingesting (?) alcohol anally is the quickest route to inebriation.

      Feb 9, 2010 at 12:11 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.13   Mo® bang

      Thanks Bear Grylls!

      Feb 9, 2010 at 12:28 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.14   Critical Grass bang

      Is that what Jesus would do?

      Feb 9, 2010 at 12:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.15   infant tyrone bang

      Ms. Moneypenny:

      Be a love and contact Jesus’ people for me.

      Tell them I’m back on for the Resurrection, but tell them
      in no uncertain terms to “Cancel my subscription to the Last Supper…”

      From the field,
      James Morrison-Bond

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgPaqi7Dpdg

      Feb 9, 2010 at 1:00 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.16   Mo® bang

      Jesus flushes but not the TP. It goes into the trash because the pipes in Guadalajara can’t handle the big jobs.

      Feb 9, 2010 at 3:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   QuarterRoy00 bang

    I don’t have a square to spare

    Feb 8, 2010 at 4:08 pm   rating: 26  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   park rose bang

      I’m too hip to spare a square.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 6:47 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Vintage_K bang

    3 squares? you can’t spare 3 squares??

    Feb 8, 2010 at 4:15 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   infant tyrone bang

      Like the Gypsy Tramp told me downtown one day,
      “Son, you want three hots ‘n’ a cot, go stand in line
      at the Mission on Third…but if you want 3 squares
      and more, get you out to the ‘burbs during the high school
      football playoffs…go to the coach’s or star players’ houses…
      you’ll see an amazing thing…TP growin’ on trees!”

      Feb 8, 2010 at 11:41 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   Critical Grass bang

      In times of recession you can’t afford to spare a square.

      Feb 9, 2010 at 1:04 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Edwina the Defrocked Nun

    I’m thinking, what a pill that Brittney is. She should just butt the heck out of Mom’s love life.

    Actually the whole family is PA. Brittney doesn’t like her mom’s boyfriend so she just waits for a chance to mock him on PAN.

    And as for Mom? hey, maybe the BF is the best she can do. Cut her a break.

    Feb 8, 2010 at 4:21 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Stephanie

      Wait, BF posts a PAN in Brittney’s home and SHE’s the Buttinski? How does that work?

      Feb 8, 2010 at 5:02 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   park rose bang

      It works like this. See, there was nought but a couple of squares. BF had so use something. Poor Britt just happened to be the one waiting outside…and you thought dirty blonde was just an expression.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 6:15 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   infant tyrone bang

      So, like, “ash blonde” is really more of a euphemism than a shade ?

      Feb 8, 2010 at 9:59 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Vintage_K bang

    Team Toilet Paper!

    Over or under?

    Feb 8, 2010 at 4:38 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   Q

      I just skip the step and don’t even put it on the holder. (Ours is in an odd spot anyway..)

      Feb 8, 2010 at 4:56 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   hehe

      OVER!

      When I bother to put it on the holder–ours is also in a weird/tough to place spot.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 5:38 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   AuntyBron

      Over? Under? Doesn’t matter – the cats will still manage to unravel the whole freakin’ roll.

      Feb 9, 2010 at 12:03 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   infant tyrone bang

    Superbowl’s over, folks…
    Welcome to the U.S. Olympic Douchecanoe trials!

    Our first contender: an “emotional” woman who is too squeamish or forgetful to have a replacement roll of TP on hand in her bathroom.

    Our second contender: a “practical and rational” man too caught up in something (“mental activity” ?) to notice that there’s almost no TP left, but(t) who blithely plops down and immediately poops himself into an awkward corner. Nice planning and survival skills there, Boy Scout.
    Maybe he was humming “Do You Believe in Magic” ?

    Do you want to visit her ?
    Do you want him to visit you ?

    Campout sleepover ? Team NIMBY !

    Feb 8, 2010 at 5:12 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   park rose bang

      Inspector Gadget’s gadgets have been known to come in handy too, but everyone knows he cannot function without the indefatigable Penny. When he spends one, and more, an finds himself in dire straits, he definitely needs her around.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 6:27 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   infant tyrone bang

      Dire straits, money, pennies, no money, nothing…it’s obviously…

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KOpepmI7r8&feature=related

      nice ‘word’ up top

      Feb 8, 2010 at 6:58 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.3   park rose bang

      Or this.

      Thanks.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 7:02 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.4   FeRD

      *AIRGUITAR*

      Awesome!

      That ain’t lurkin’,
      That’s the way you do it.
      Get your P-A notes comments,
      And your sh*ts, T.P.
      (I want more,)
      (I want more,)
      (I want more damn T.P!)

      Feb 9, 2010 at 12:46 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   The Great Joe Bivins

    Brittney should take a roll of toilet paper and write an epic PAN criticizing both their behavior using the entire roll.

    Feb 8, 2010 at 5:37 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   park rose bang

      I like that Mum has taken the results of BF’s bowel movement and steam-rolled it. The emoticons seem to represent this. BF’s specimens seem a bit constipated, knotted-up and retentive. The result of sitting on the toilet for a long time, and putting in gargantuan effort. No wonder he was upset.

      On Mum’s part, flattening the shit visually under her thumb is a lot less aggressive than doing it in actuality and smearing fæces all over replenished squares. She’d suffer too then, after all.

      Anal retentive vs. anal expulsive, a match made in heaven. After all, everyone knows that opposites attract.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 6:24 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   infant tyrone bang

      @#10
      Brittney Kerouac ?

      Is she French-PANadian ?

      I think great-grandpa Jean-Luis pretty much Beat her to that gimmick…
      I am referring only to the gimmick of writing an epic on a single roll.

      *************************************************
      I do not understand the thesis in #10.1, so I disassociate myself
      from my esteamed colleague’s pre-post-Freudian (i.e., Freudian)
      exegesis on the magnetics of fecal opposites.

      *******************************************************
      Come to think of it, since #10.2 is specifically about the mechanics
      of “On the Rollad, I don’t understand the thesis of #10.3 either.

      So, I don’t know theses. People confirm that they know this
      about me from time to time in far more casual terminology.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 7:09 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.3   park rose bang

      It’s about time Dharma Bums got rewritten.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 7:22 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.4   infant tyrone bang

      As J. Swift or T. Leher would say, “I have a modest proposal”.

      Either do it a la #10 on a roll of TP,
      or do it on the reverse side (aka, white side)
      of a series of “back-stage” photographs of
      the lead guitarist of Blue Oyster Cult.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 8:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.5   park rose bang

      10.2.3: Just spreading the fæcal mist around, ty. A bit like your buddy, Roll and Bath. In the great words of Billie Holiday. I’m not always as dumb as I look.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 9:09 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.6   infant tyrone bang

      Nice ballad, but Billie’s an odd reference to nod to or wink at on a toilet thread, seeing as how she was known for not doing scat.

      I know Roland Kirk + Roland Barthes, but Roll + Bath’s got me scratchin’ noggin. Care to xx-splain ? I bow to Esoterica and hope for illumination.

      *did you mean 10.3.2 ? The edit on 10.3 makes it way betta.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 9:55 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.7   park rose bang

      My total mis-pronunciation. Just imagine it in an Irish accent then. It might work for you. Apologies. Nothing worse than a strung-out joke.
      As far as I can see there is no 10.3.2
      ty, if you want to explain further, or further explanation, please take it to the other side. I’ll answer you there.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 10:42 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   Dribble

    a real man would have used the inner cardboard roll!!

    Feb 8, 2010 at 6:23 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   Geek Goddess bang

      A gentleman would have left it for the next person to use.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 6:42 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   infant tyrone bang

      cardboard roll…after first dis-laminating it into 3-4 usable pieces.

      Plus, this bathroom has no kleenex, paper towels, or reading material other than valuable first editions ? The man is not much of a MacGyver…

      The ultimate solution is to flush (more than once if necessary),
      improvise a bidet (more than once if necessary),
      air dry (once should be enough),
      tidy up and go wash your hands (more than once if necessary).

      Feb 8, 2010 at 6:44 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.3   park rose bang

      @ 11.2, I have a feeling that this might be why most toilets in North America are in the bathroom ;)
      Practical and ingenious.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 6:45 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.4   oi bang

      I don’t like mixing my businesses. i’d much prefer the bath has it’s own room and toilet has it’s own.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 6:52 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.5   park rose bang

      I’m with you, sistah. Preferably in the bath rather than in the toilet ;) We can get down to business there, if you know what I mean…

      I like to mix the yellow and brown business in the same bowl, though. Hopefully the water pressure is strong enough that I don’t have to lend a hand. But, agreed, I’d prefer to do that sometimes combined business in a separate room from where I scrub myself down after one of geek’s workouts.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 7:04 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.6   Canthz_B bang

      We have lots of homes with toilets that are not in the same room as a bath/shower.
      We don’t call them water closets though. We call them half-baths.
      It’s not uncommon to see homes advertised for sale or rent listing 2.5 baths.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 9:29 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.7   park rose bang

      Thanks, CB. Interesting, and if I ever shift over, that’s what I’ll keep an eye out for, and I’ll be ahead on the terminology.

      My U.S. colleague here seemed quite surprised that most houses in Australia (not all) have separate toilets, which is why we usually call it the toilet, so I assumed it was fairly common to have the toilet in the bathroom in the States due to his surprise!

      Sorry for the convoluted sentence.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 9:33 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.8   Canthz_B bang

      It’s the norm to have a toilet in the bathroom, yes. That’s called a full-bath. It’s also common to find half-baths as well.
      Uncommon would be to find a home with a half bath, but a separate room for bathing only…that is, with tub/shower, but without a toilet.
      The single-family homes I’ve lived in have all had half-baths in them, so maybe I’m exaggerating, but I think it’s pretty common.

      *sorry, I’m sober. i’ll try to be funny in about an hour or so! ;-)

      Feb 8, 2010 at 9:47 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.9   park rose bang

      Sorry, CB. I didn’t mean to get all potty-mouth on you there ;) ♥ I just dribble shit nine-tenths of the time, anyway.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 10:01 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.10   Geek Goddess

      You might want to get that checked out, rose. Especially as we have no bathroom tissue in here.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 10:11 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Geek Goddess bang

    This reminds me of the bus trip to Galway on my first trip to Ireland. Nothing but cardboard tubes, with the occasional shreds of paper on them, facility after facility. We used to dream of having a couple of squares!

    Feb 8, 2010 at 6:58 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   park rose bang

      They put Sheryl Crow in charge of supplies, then went one further. Pffft, who needs paper when there’s a perfectly usable tube? The Irish, eco-friendly since before it was fashionable.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 7:09 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   infant tyrone bang

      Procul Harum was going to do a tribute to Irish eco-consciousness on their first album (Kelly’s Cardboard…A Browner Shade of Green).

      The lads took some purple Owsley along on a weekend cruise,
      got seasick, and the rest is pop music history.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 7:27 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   Vintage_K bang

      How appropriate Rose!

      http://www.flickr.com/photos/47284566@N03/4341976457/

      Feb 8, 2010 at 9:59 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.4   Canthz_B bang

      Yeah, rose. Now we put cheese and bacon on potato skins. But those ingenious Irishmen used to have another use for them…before the blight.
      That’s why so many emigrated. It wasn’t hunger related at all. They just couldn’t get a good ass-wipe in Ireland anymore. :-)

      Feb 8, 2010 at 10:30 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   Critical Grass bang

    Replace the TP, don’t replace the TP…
    Really, who gives a shit?!

    Oh, wait…

    Feb 8, 2010 at 7:46 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   infant tyrone bang

      Who, CG ?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KOpepmI7r8&feature=related

      Feb 8, 2010 at 8:21 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   Critical Grass bang

      *switches channel to MTV… out of the blue…*

      Feb 8, 2010 at 8:39 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.3   infant tyrone bang

      Is the blue from one of those gadgets that clips onto the bowl or else is put inside the tank ?

      Feb 8, 2010 at 10:04 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.4   Critical Grass bang

      Yes!

      Feb 8, 2010 at 10:08 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   Fanboy Wife

    I’m siding with mom on this one.

    Feb 8, 2010 at 8:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Canthz_B bang

    Who uses all but a couple of squares of TP?

    The same people who leave a swallow of OJ in the carton.

    Feb 8, 2010 at 9:32 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Pterosaur

      The rule is that whoever empties it, refills it. Two squares of TP (or one teaspoon of juice) is not technically “empty.”

      If both Mom and Boyfriend can avoid using those two squares, the standoff will last indefinitely. The previous standoff over the OJ was forfeited on a technicality after three months when the last drop evaporated.

      Feb 8, 2010 at 11:50 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   Mo® bang

      Is that what Nicole did?

      What, too soon?

      Feb 9, 2010 at 11:20 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.3   infant tyrone bang

      Yes, looking for a profit in her own time, she secreted in the fridge what he had previously secreted into her own cool repository.

      The plan was to auction his “DNA signature” to adoring fans on Ebay.

      Had she only taken a few of her beau’s locks and tresses instead, she might
      be making time with her waiter, and he might not be marking time
      in the Lovelock (sic) Correctional Facility in Lovelock, Nevada.

      *I’m here all week, but only as the opening act for Timo, who is giving the 2010 Sam Kinison Memorial Lecture on comedic boundaries.

      Feb 9, 2010 at 11:58 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   Canthz_B bang

    Why is this guy complaining? What does he think the basket of corn cobs labeled “EMERGENCY SUPPLIES” is there for, decoration?

    Feb 8, 2010 at 10:34 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   TheOldSchool

    I see what is happening.

    Everyone here is pretending that toilet paper isn’t just there for decorative purposes only.

    We all use it everytime we poop! It isn’t just placed there for our guests! We wipe our asses with money and flush it down the toilet! That’s right!!!

    Feb 8, 2010 at 11:44 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   infant tyrone bang

      Put a Jackson in the basket, praise the lord + pass the Charmunitions…

      from Gravity’s Rainbow

      …what stayed at home in Berkshire went into timberland whose diminishing green reaches were converted acres at a clip into paper — toilet paper, banknote stock, newsprint — a medium or ground for shit, money, and the Word. [...] Shit, money, and the Word, the three American truths, powering the American mobility, claimed the Slothrops, clasped them for good to the country’s fate.

      Here’s a sample of 2 out of 3:
      http://seoblackhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/dollar-toliet-paper.jpg

      Feb 9, 2010 at 12:11 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   Adam

    “Hilarious and clever comment”

    Feb 9, 2010 at 12:32 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   Critical Grass bang

      “Condescending response”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 1:11 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   FeRD

      [citation needed]

      Feb 9, 2010 at 1:27 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.3   Geek Goddess bang

      “Nested comment”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 1:53 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.4   anglophile bang

      “spin-off into only loosely-related tangent”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 6:23 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.5   adam

      “veiled insult and narcissistic statement”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 8:30 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.6   park rose bang

      “incorrect pedantic grammatical correction”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 9:31 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.7   infant tyrone bang

      “creative but incomplete back-edit after noticing ’0 thumb count’ ”

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J5KW2K2C6s

      Feb 9, 2010 at 9:31 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.8   oi bang

      “Seemingly innocent, but actually bursting with sarcasm comment”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 9:45 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.9   Mark bang

      “FIRST!!!1!”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 10:08 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.10   Geek Goddess

      “Earnest and non-humorous defense of original contributor”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 11:08 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.11   Mo® bang

      “Forceful restating of the obvious followed by a clumsy come on”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 11:18 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.12   anglophile bang

      “irony-free suggestion that all other commenters get a life”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 11:34 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.13   Mark bang

      “Big Lebowski, Simpsons, or Monty Python quote”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 11:36 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.14   Mo® bang

      ” Disdainful schadenfreude bon mot”

      Careful there’s a beverage here!

      Feb 9, 2010 at 11:47 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.15   Beanster bang

      “blatant suck-upage to every member of this thread (signified by thumbs).”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 11:55 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.16   oi bang

      “PERSONAL INSULTS AND NAME CALLING”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 11:59 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.17   adam

      “Obligitory mentioning of Sandra”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 12:04 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.18   oi bang

      “jumping on bandwagon for stingy tipping and/or bashing vegan food and /or going to lower kingdoms”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 12:05 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.19   Beanster bang

      “unneccessary explanation of what is going on in note/thread”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 12:14 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.20   infant tyrone bang

      “Irrelevant mention of total comment count so far”

      109th !

      Feb 9, 2010 at 12:22 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.21   Mo® bang

      “retro banging your mom with a midget in a windowless van retort”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 12:24 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.22   Vintage_K bang

      “explained and still clueless to what is going on, bless my heart”

      ;) CG

      Feb 9, 2010 at 12:34 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.23   oi bang

      “totally sincere and literal interpretation of ironic comment, prompting original commenter to kill himself”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 12:39 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.24   Critical Grass bang

      “Going back to not so veiled insults, sarcasm and a emoticon to break the awkwardness”

      VK, @ #18.19 Beans explained it all.

      Feb 9, 2010 at 12:41 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.25   infant tyrone bang

      “complaint that the note isn’t really P-A”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 12:48 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.26   oi bang

      “useless, convoluted, long ass comment filled with words from previous comments but completely ignoring the context and relevance to the topic at hand”

      ok I will stop now.

      Feb 9, 2010 at 12:58 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.27   anglophile bang

      “rickroll, due to being slow to catch on to memes”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 1:07 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.28   Critical Grass bang

      “wonders how much longer we can drag this thread”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 1:13 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.29   infant tyrone bang

      “wonders if previous poster is aware of the depth of the archives”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 1:15 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.30   Mo® bang

      * “waits six months to a year to activate the way back machine and comment on thread” *

      Feb 9, 2010 at 1:15 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.31   Geek Goddess bang

      “Threat of over-worked, stretched-out unitard”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 1:23 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.32   Mo® bang

      ” addendum the comment, you’re delicious!”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 1:31 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.33   park rose bang

      “Claim reason for posting and garnering reaction is to gather research for dissertation”
      “Rub hands together in glee that all fell for cunning ploy”
      “Mwahahaha”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 5:11 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   JMonkey78 bang

    I am officially siding with myself. they are both wrong. Leaving an empty roll is an unimaginable travesty by both parties. I personally think that when noone replaces the TP it winds up being a shitty deal for everyone.

    Feb 9, 2010 at 9:15 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   Max Time bang

    this os a major crisis that always should be done as soon as possible, they should make ya pay a fine of 3 cookies every time you don’t replace the toilet paper after you used it all up. Cause don’t we all want to avoid the awkward screamin, I SURE DON”T HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Feb 9, 2010 at 9:18 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   park rose bang

      Put the cookies, down, Max, and back away from the computer. They’re creepers and sleepers, don’t you know? No. NO. NO! NO!! You do not need another.

      Feb 9, 2010 at 9:36 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   Seanette bang

    Assuming BF is not physically impaired, Team Mom.

    Feb 9, 2010 at 9:51 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   infant tyrone bang

    Well, we can at least alert Edie to take Mom + BF off of her list of suspects in the case of those missing crocheted toilet paper roll covers.

    Feb 9, 2010 at 10:07 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   anglophile bang

    “heated and vociferous disagreement with Comment #18 with complete gigglebrax failure”

    Feb 9, 2010 at 1:15 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   Geek Goddess bang

      “Soft-spoken explanation of gigglebrax tradition”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 1:26 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   Vintage_K bang

      “sounds like someone is about to be up shit creek without a paddle”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 1:27 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.3   Mo® bang

      “Disbelief at occurrence but sympathetic show of support and defense”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 1:28 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.4   oi bang

      “Cruel mockery for not giglebraxing and a question about validity of said individual’s last name”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 3:30 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.5   Geek Goddess bang

      “Desperate attempt to recover from own gigglebrax fail at #24″

      Feb 9, 2010 at 4:41 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.6   park rose bang

      “Explanation and exclamation that gigglebrax is not really a word, you know, and claims that only smug bastards indugle in such wankery.”

      Response: “In-joke.”

      Feb 9, 2010 at 5:16 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.7   Geek Goddess bang

      “Clever sexual innuendo”

      *”Wanks smugly”*

      Feb 9, 2010 at 5:27 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   Geek Goddess bang

    Plea for regulars to lay off on the abuse of noobs Joins in mockery, and ups it one level”

    *Wonders why back-edit button took so long to show up – see #23.5, where this comment should have been*

    Feb 9, 2010 at 4:35 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     

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