Comments on: Look, Tooth Fairy, here’s the deal.

By: Tooth Fairy meets Tiger Mother, with a dash of “Go the F**k to Sleep” | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 00:48:00 +0000

[...] you’re too jaded to handle the cuteness factor of kids’ overly-demanding notes to the Tooth Fairy, you still might get kick out of this tooth-in-cheek note from the Tooth Fairy [...]

By: Passive-aggressive letters to the tooth fairy | Dysonology

Passive-aggressive letters to the tooth fairy | Dysonology — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:05:47 +0000

[...] really didn’t think this tooth-fairy letter could be topped, but in terms of sheer precociousness — not to mention determination — I think [...]

By: Possibly the best letters to the Tooth Fairy of all time | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

Sun, 10 Jul 2011 23:36:15 +0000

[...] really didn’t think this tooth-fairy letter could be topped, but in terms of sheer precociousness — not to mention determination — I think [...]

By: Funniest (not necessarily passive-aggressive) notes of 2010 | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

Fri, 31 Dec 2010 18:20:57 +0000

[...] Dear Tooth Fairy [...]

By: Em

Em — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:26:57 +0000

Too bad your parents didn’t make you a priority.

There is no “E” in RI-DIC-U-LOUS

By: Enkidu

Enkidu — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:14:48 +0000

LLLefties suck and blow simultaneously.

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 21:58:30 +0000

Republicans suck.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 21:45:33 +0000

Dear Haylee,

As you may or may not know, thanks to bills passed by the democrat majority, all of my Tooth Fairy operation is now under the control of the US Postal System. Since they were already losing billions of dollars each year due to mismanagement and poor service, they have demanded cutbacks, and so I am only allowed to collect teeth a few days each week.

In addition, I am no longer allowed to leave money when taking your tooth, unless your parents refuse to work or are in the country illegally. In addition, in an effort to increase business, I must now charge for my services, and even those who don’t use my Tooth Fairy services will be taxed in order to cover the purchase cost of the discarded teeth of others.

I have been assured by the postal service management, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama that the way to increase business is by reducing services and charging more for those lesser services, so I’m hoping to be back up and running full time shortly.

The Tooth Fairy
A division of the USPS

By: Larry

Larry — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:59:25 +0000

Busted! What’s right is right, and the tooth fairy doesn’t have a leg to stand on. But that’s a nice kid.

By: chopchop

chopchop — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 01:58:14 +0000

Yeah, I call bullshit on this note. This is not the handwriting of a child who still believes in the Tooth Fairy. Or even has baby teeth for that matter.

By: AndiK

AndiK — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:45:08 +0000

The best thing about this note…? The look of horrified embarrassment when her parents pull it out of nowhere show her fiance when she’s 25, long after she forgot she ever wrote it.

I’d pay to see that.

By: TippingCows

TippingCows — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 09:45:25 +0000

OMG I hope my kid doesnt get taughten buy you.

Oh, heck. If being scatterbrained is a sin, then call me Lucifer! This kid has awful parents! I’ll bet she doesn’t get presents right on Christmas Day and is made to play in the snow without her shoes on! On top of that, she is most likely made to eat ham in her sandwiches!

By: TippingCows

TippingCows — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 09:39:33 +0000

I’m sure you can smell little kid printing a mile away. You must be the definitive source on little kid writing.
I have two students that have better handwriting than this. They are both nine. Maybe you live in an area where Parkinson’s is prevalent in children?

By: TippingCows

TippingCows — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 09:38:21 +0000

Nah, I get your point of view Dog. I do see where you are coming from. But even I would get a giggle out of it before I wrote a note from the Fairy asking for a “more polite” note because her feelings were hurt. She is sorry, she had the flu, but will be back delivering money for worthless bone and enamel as soon as she feels well enough.