Comments on: Snowed in? Come meet your neighbors! (Unless you’re like, old.)

By: Roommate wanted: NO OLDS! | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

Roommate wanted: NO OLDS! | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 03:28:31 +0000

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By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:57:18 +0000

You’re so ugly, they had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

By: M

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:21:14 +0000

“Please be in your 20′s or early 30′s.”

Honey, if I could, I totally would.

By: ISUCK

ISUCK — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:19:05 +0000

LOL ur all old!

By: Ninny

Ninny — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:30:11 +0000

Well, at least they’ll be off my lawn!

By: Gelfling

Gelfling — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 14:48:15 +0000

This slays me not the least because i would not be able to attend, but my SO would.

Host: “You HAVE a gf and you live together? Well, where is she?”

SO: “She couldn’t come. Your invitation expressly forbade it.”

By: caroline

caroline — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 23:20:25 +0000

Nearly everyone is Arlington is under 30 anyway. Unfortunately, almost everyone in Arlington is unattractive as well. So I’m not sure what the point of all this is.

By: Geek Goddess

Geek Goddess — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 02:18:17 +0000

This is me, too, rose! ~~Wanking~~ Dranking under the table over here!

I guess I just assumed about the Bud. It isn’t my usual, and I will bow to your superior knowledge. That is, if I can stand up high enough under this table in order to bow.

*THUNK*

Owww!!

By: park rose

park rose — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 02:07:19 +0000

Being drank under the table is harder than is generally thunk.
Passive notes, passive voice… all that…

*eek, you might want to define *good booze* Last I saw you were defending Bud , or maybe you were being defunded by him, if you qualify as the geezer. I do and I loves me some old geezer ♥ too.

*p.s. This is me – just used another email.

By: Beth

Beth — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 01:12:58 +0000

Damn Kids!

By: matt

matt — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 19:33:33 +0000

actually there is a loop hole to this rabid ageism. the note does not specify age but date of birth: therefore those born in the 1920s and 30s still qualify.

‘ Would you like some exlax tea dear?’

By: Wordtinker doesnt smith

Wordtinker doesnt smith — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 03:35:21 +0000

I’ve got the hipster clothing. I use a smart phone so hardcopy ID is useless to me. I’m regularly carded for booze/cigarettes, and I can do the splits/ backbend in skinny jeans. My MP3 collection rivals satellite radio in both number and diversity.
Notewriter wishes his girlfriend was 38 like me.

By: Geek Goddess

Geek Goddess — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 22:40:22 +0000

I don’t mind being drank under the table by a geezer, if he is providing the (good) booze.

By: Geek Goddess

Geek Goddess — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 22:37:49 +0000

Geeks can become cool?

Nobody told me.