I know the economy hasn’t rebounded as quickly as we had hoped, but I’m not yet at the point where my dollar needs to be stretched so far that I’m using horse remedies on my skin.

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Directions for Banitch use: 5g per 100kg bodyweight daily divided between 2 feeds about 12 hours apart. A higher rate may be used in more severe cases and if the animal will take it. 1kg will last an average 500kg, 16.2hh horse about 40 days. The use of other agents such as molasses and/or a sandwich to improve palatability is recommended and the formula should be introduced very gradually building to the optimum amount over 5 or 6 days to accustom horse to taste.

I’m guessing that it’s not unimportant. I’ll be curious to hear what the boys down at the lab have to say.

Your Butt Is Mine
Gonna Make You Righteous
Just Show Your Face
In the Broad Daylight (of the area in front of the altar)
I’m Telling You
How you should Feel
Gonna ease Your Mind
Don’t Shoot To Kill (commandment number six)
Come On, Come On,
Lay all your sins On Me, All Right…

I’m Giving You
On Count Of Three (Father, Son, Holy Spirit)
To Show Your tongue
Or Let It Be . . . (I mean, I know Mother Mary was mentioned, but come on…Oh, and you can speak in tongues, if you wish… but We’re not really into that, especially if you’re taking the Eucharist – too much danger of choking)
I’m Telling You
Just open Your Mouth
I Know Your breath is Gamey
What You’re About

Well They Say The Sky’s
The Limit, and beyond (Paps lives up there)
And To Me That’s Really True, he’s the only one (apart from me and The Spirit)
But My Friend You Have
Seen Nothing
Just Wait ‘Til I Get Through with you (after you peel me off the roof of your mouth, that is).

You Know I’m Smooth, I’m
Bad, You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I’m Bad, I’m
Bad Baby
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know, You Know, You
Know It, Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now (a chance to be forgiven)
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
Whooooooo! I’m the Holy Ghost!
(Just To Tell You Once Again)

The Word Is Out (New Testament. Born Agains every corner)
You’re Doin’ it Wrong (look there is only ONE GOD – and I KNOW you didn’t go to confession) Gonna Lock You Up
Before Too Long,
Your Lyin’ Eyes
Gonna Take You Right (up to Hotel California…oh wait, we’re doing the Ten Commandments and stuff. Not American 70s Top 40)
So Listen Up
Don’t Make A Fight,
Your Talk Is Cheap (unlike my wine – that’s my blood, we’re talking about)
You’re Not A Man (that’s me! the wafer! my body!)
You’re Throwin’ Stones
To Hide Your Hands (80s again – Billy Joel – WTF!…no, what I mean is Let he who is without sin…)

But They Say The Sky’s
The Limit
And To Me That’s Really True
And My Friends You Have
Seen Nothin’
Just Wait ‘Til I Get Through (you know, like into the wafer and the wine. This transubstantiation takes time . . . )

You Know I’m Smooth, I’m
Bad, You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I’m Bad, I’m
Bad Baby
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know, You Know, You
Know It, Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now (a chance to be forgiven)
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
Whooooooo! I’m the Holy Ghost!
(Just To Tell You Once Again)

Who’s Bad?
(Well, I’m thinking Michael Bolton, Huey Lewis and the News,
Those Sodomites and Gomorrahans… well, we showed them! Wait!)
Who’s Bad?
Eu da Christ, man
Eu da Christman,
You Bad
(In my Divine wafer-like judgment, I also think this parody is somewhat lacking and that the writer will no doubt go to Hell in a hand basket where she will have to listen to Huey Lewis on rotation for eternity)
That’s Bad.

*This song was followed up with Transubstantiation Let Me Down, (But I’m Left Here). It was a hit in the U.K., but barely caused a ripple elsewhere.

http://www.pegasushealth.com/Products/Skin%20Care%20&%20Itchiness/Banitch.htm

My hand itches to slap the copy writer.