Sonic Boo

February 14th, 2010 · 102 comments

As a Valentine’s Day gift to you all, I present you with this epic love story (which Teddie in Minneapolis discovered pinned to the bulletin board in his apartment building).

Teddie’s love note to this love note: “I love that this person (he? she?) used commas, ellipses, and possibly a semicolon, but no periods. I also love how the all-caps rant in the middle segues into a plea to be Myspace friends again with an offhand ‘anyway.’ Also, what happened to her dad?”

Dear Deseray [redacted],  I love you, First of all and I pretty much always Loved you really u was tha Best girlFriend I ever had you Know, you meant the world to me even though you was cheating on Her with Me everytime you was angry at Her For dancing with alot of girls at district or when your Love and affection fubbed OFF on Me and you really didn't even care, But anyway's I Miss you and talking to you and PLEASE TELL CORY dat I am sorry I Really AM, I just couldn't Help it I knew her LONGER than you and well after a While She Found Me SUPER ATTRACTIVE, and I did the Same For Her and Pretty Much everyBody kept saying dat we was great couples and SHIT you know YOU was the ONE For ME deseray I SWEAR TA MUdAFUCKING GOD you was My only Love For Me deseray.  I AIN'T Never Felt No Love Like you and us...your my Guardian Angel and I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU FOREVER MORE, anyway I wish you can UNBLOCK me OFF Myspace so I can Talk to you instead of having to come all the way here on the Bus and write This shit in person you know, Anyway Hit Me up my # is [redacted] OKay and again I Love you and Miss you and will always Love you  Sincerly  [illegible]  [redacted]      A.K.A Sonic ur Boo Forever  P.s; Sorry For what Happen to your DaD Too I had the Same Feeling...Love You xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Oh, Charles. You are so SUPER ATTRACTIVE I can hardly help myself. Deseray doesn’t know what’s she missing!

related: perfect for each other

FILED UNDER: ex drama · Minneapolis/St. Paul · p.s. · runaway run-on sentences · spelling and grammar police · spurned lover · TL;DR · WTF? · xoxo · You call that punctuation?


102 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Resident Grammarian esq bang

    Umm, she’s really just not that into you

    Feb 14, 2010 at 8:28 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Bunnee

      Wow, my 5 year old son is really into Sonic, too. And he knows how to spell “that”.

      Feb 15, 2010 at 10:12 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Gunderson

    PA…No.

    More like PA-thetic .

    Feb 14, 2010 at 8:28 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   keary

    I….I just …don’t even know where to start with this. I swear to muda fu*kin’ GOD. I can’t believe I rode the bus all the way down here.

    Feb 14, 2010 at 8:30 pm   rating: 56  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   facek

      I know where to start, how did he get the name Sonic?

      Feb 14, 2010 at 10:46 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   park rose bang

      He’s a really good screw?

      He knows how to tell it like it really is?

      When he’s a star, he’ll fix everything?

      He’s a kool thing and he’s gonna liberate us girls
      from male white corporate oppression?

      What were you thinking of?

      Feb 15, 2010 at 1:15 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   VK69

      There is nothing that cannot be improved with a Sonic Youth reference. And I ain’t giving you head in a Sunset bungalow.

      Feb 19, 2010 at 2:10 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   PunkyPower

    What the hell was that?!?

    Feb 14, 2010 at 8:32 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Canthz_B bang

    Love means never having to spell correctly.

    You know, some teachers say you should write the way you speak. Unfortunately, some students take that and run way too far with it.

    (had to fix a misspelling. guess that means I love you guys. Happy Valentine’s Day! :-D )

    Feb 14, 2010 at 8:32 pm   rating: 40  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Wade bang

    Though postal rates keep going up, I still think a stamp is cheaper than bus fare.

    Just sayin’.

    Feb 14, 2010 at 8:35 pm   rating: 46  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Canthz_B bang

      Addressing the letter to “The green house 2nd from the corner” probably made that option a non-starter.

      Feb 14, 2010 at 8:38 pm   rating: 27  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   anglophile bang

      Stamp? What’s dat?

      Feb 14, 2010 at 8:40 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   BurstingAtTheSeams

      A stamp wud also be cheaper than drugs too but her boo forever cant wait to that long to express his LOVE for DESERAY plus a lettern wud take to LONG i mean you was having to admit her myspace page is blocked and all

      Feb 14, 2010 at 9:19 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.4   scaarykitty

      But da post office iz run by da MAN yo! Can’t be funding them mo’fo’s!

      Feb 15, 2010 at 3:51 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.5   Wade bang

      Don’t you mean muda’fo’s?

      Feb 15, 2010 at 9:35 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.6   infant tyrone bang

      Language is fluid and mutable, but new idioms take time to ketch on.

      Maybe Charles is just channeling Mr. Sherman from the 60′s…
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9g4712P_Mw

      Feb 15, 2010 at 1:21 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Canthz_B bang

    Dear Sonic,

    All I have to say to you, Boo, is:

    ENVELOPE!!!

    “Deseray”

    Feb 14, 2010 at 8:36 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   park rose bang

      I really wish they had used one. I feel sad that the letter is here for us to mock (just usurping adam there for a minute). It’s pretty expressive.

      Feb 14, 2010 at 9:47 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Sheri

    I hate it when my love and affection rubs off all over a guy in a club. It’s so embarrassing. And probably not hygienic.

    Feb 14, 2010 at 8:36 pm   rating: 46  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   Connie

      Personally, I find it SUPER ATTRACTIVE.

      Feb 14, 2010 at 9:02 pm   rating: 26  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   withing

    I wanna know what happened to her dad…

    Feb 14, 2010 at 8:42 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   LuLu

    “love and affection rubbed off on me”. maybe he didn’t know how to spell chlamydia.

    Feb 14, 2010 at 8:45 pm   rating: 60  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Canthz_B bang

    Finally, the landlord can stop spying on Deseray (Desiree?) and her two male roommates and accept that she’s a lesbian.

    Hey, that would make a good sitcom!

    Feb 14, 2010 at 8:47 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   anglophile bang

      She’s not a lesbian, she’s bi.

      And as we know, she’s certainly not gay.

      Feb 14, 2010 at 9:27 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   Canthz_B bang

      Even a better sitcom! ;-)

      Feb 15, 2010 at 2:23 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.3   Dory

      *Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That*

      Feb 15, 2010 at 5:26 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.4   sleeps

      Jinx! You owe me a Coke.

      Feb 15, 2010 at 9:37 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Wordtinker doesnt smith bang

    This gives a whole new meaning to SUPER BAD.

    Feb 14, 2010 at 8:48 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Geek Goddess bang

    I dunno bout ya guys, but Im not so sure I wanna go out wif some guy who was wanting to talk to me on myspace instead of coming over and seeing me in person, least, dat’s my opinion,

    Feb 14, 2010 at 8:53 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   Canthz_B bang

    If Sonic was a better hedgehog, maybe his/her love wouldn’t go unrequited.

    Feb 14, 2010 at 8:55 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   park rose bang

      I’m hoping for the lowdown on the two porcupines who were going at it like rabbits on these pages a couple of days ago.

      Feb 14, 2010 at 9:45 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   laurie

      Instead of getting her jewelry, he kept collecting rings all for himself.

      Feb 15, 2010 at 8:12 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   Palomon bang

    This note almost mocks itself.

    Feb 14, 2010 at 8:55 pm   rating: 25  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   infant tyrone bang

      Strategic understatement ? Or erring on the side of caution ? +10

      Feb 15, 2010 at 1:23 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   Resident Grammarian esq bang

    I don’t know which is more offensive, her spelling or the fact that she didn’t switch to Facebook like everyone else

    Feb 14, 2010 at 8:59 pm   rating: 55  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Connie

    This reminds me of a girl I met at camp who had a crush on Sonic the hedgehog. I was hoping those two kids would work it out, but it looks like he’s found another girl.

    Feb 14, 2010 at 9:01 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   Guh

    Am I the only one who was thoroughly confused about the sexes and sexualities of pretty much everyone in this note?

    Feb 14, 2010 at 9:01 pm   rating: 93  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   Connie

      I couldn’t even figure out the note-writer’s name for a while. My cursive reading sucks so bad I thought it said Jfrles.

      So now I’m going with the note writer Charles and everyone mentioned being bisexual. (Her father just came out, too. That’s what happen.)

      Feb 14, 2010 at 9:06 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   confounded

      @Guh: No you are not .. I am at a loss with that as well, although I am assuming Charles is a male .. but seeing as Deseray cheated on a “HER” with him .. guess she swings both ways. Not that I care .. just kind of confusing.

      Feb 14, 2010 at 9:11 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.3   G

      I thought the note writer was “claudia.”

      Feb 14, 2010 at 9:20 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.4   sleeps

      NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT

      Feb 14, 2010 at 11:35 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.5   shamilly

      I thought it was a Torrid Lesbian Affair of the Ghetto until I got to the end and saw Charles.

      I feel kind of dirty for reading it.

      Feb 16, 2010 at 8:15 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   Mishee™ bang

    I got nothin’

    It’s all just so self explanatory..

    Feb 14, 2010 at 9:01 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   dixiechick

    Sonic, sweetie boo, an apartment bulletin board is NOT an earlier-generation version of MySpace.

    (Or maybe it is?)

    Team May I Have An Envelope, Please?!

    Feb 14, 2010 at 9:17 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Lori

    When she blocks you on MySpace…she’s truly not that into you. Gosh, I wonder why not?

    Feb 14, 2010 at 9:21 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   BurstingAtTheSeams

    Sonic… boo…

    Sonic …boom?

    Feb 14, 2010 at 9:44 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   Canthz_B bang

    Dear Deseray,

    I never knew I could fall for a slut the way I’ve fallen for you.
    It is my hope that by posting your exploits on the bulletin board inside the building where you lay your head, you will come to know that I have no clue that you were just using me to make others jealous. That I’m so slow-witted, that I don’t even understand the concept of “personal information”.
    And that my love is so truly blind, I’m only thinking of myself and have given no thought to your feelings.

    Sonic,
    ur Boob forever. ♥

    Feb 14, 2010 at 10:02 pm   rating: 35  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Mel K

    I don’t know what makes Valentine’s Day worse for me. My guess is that he wrote it when she wouldn’t answer her door. I hope it wasn’t raining.

    Is it a) that Charles could be dumb enough to think that this letter was going to win back Deseray’s affections or b) that by the end of writing this note he did not figure out that he was being used. You’d think the penny would have dropped, he would’ve cursed all women and spent the money he saved up for Deseray’s chocolates on beer.

    Both make my heart heavy.

    Feb 14, 2010 at 11:58 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Canthz_B bang

    The scary thing here is that this is a page from a spiral-bound notebook, something normally carried by students and aspiring rap artists..
    Scarier still is that the writer may have good grades, or a lucrative recording contract!

    Feb 15, 2010 at 2:29 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   Clark

    Ladies and gentleman, texting is rotting the brains of our youth and this is proof.

    Feb 15, 2010 at 3:33 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   Werd?

      Nah man. Not troof is da words you make say.

      Feb 15, 2010 at 3:11 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   infant tyrone bang

    A partial list of people who, thankfully, will probably never see this note:

    10. Dale Ellis
    9. Paul Silas
    8. Shawn Kemp
    7. Gary Payton
    6. John Johnson
    5. Lonnie Shelton
    4. Jack Sikma
    3. Dennis Johnson
    2. Gus Williams
    1. Patti Smith

    Feb 15, 2010 at 3:44 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   nicolas

    I don’t know whether he can’t spell “Désiree” correctly, or if it’s an intentional misspelling like y’all Americans like to make. Please pick a side.

    Feb 15, 2010 at 3:46 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   Kore

      I vote for the “you-neek” spelling of Desiree.

      Feb 15, 2010 at 5:21 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.2   park rose bang

      I think you’re missing an ‘h’ in your name, Nicholas.

      Feb 15, 2010 at 7:35 am   rating: 31  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.3   Palomon bang

      Mock me if you must, but keep ‘merica out of it!

      Feb 15, 2010 at 11:06 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.4   CM

      When you wrote “Désiree”, was that an intentional misspelling of “Desirée”?

      Feb 19, 2010 at 2:34 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   Sof

    I swear, reading this is so much better if you’re doing the 1920′s-gangster-with-a-lisp accent.

    Feb 15, 2010 at 5:19 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   Joshua

      Sof, that is strange. It actually comes off as well written dialogue when I read it with your 1920′s gangster-with-a-lisp accent (minus the myspace mention and possibly the last couple of sentences). I can picture an incredible monologue that ends with an execution.

      Feb 17, 2010 at 12:24 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   jfruh

    “mean’t” = greatest misuse of the apostrophe in human history

    Feb 15, 2010 at 7:05 am   rating: 29  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Matt

    Jeebus…punctuation!

    Feb 15, 2010 at 7:34 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   anglophile bang

    I just hate it when I get peer-pressured into dating someone other than my one true love.

    Feb 15, 2010 at 7:35 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Gavin

    I like how he’s put a date next to the I love you message at the top, got a feeling this one’s fickle…

    ♪ … will you still love me tommorow… ♪

    Feb 15, 2010 at 8:30 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   infant tyrone bang

      What if he’s not only not fickle, but so obsessed that he writes one or more every day and leaves the rest of them in the spiral notebook ?

      Teddie, if your building has any security cams trained on the bulletin board area, please see if you can locate and post a photo of Charles.

      The art world needs access to that notebook before Charles goes and steps in front of a beer truck and it gets lost in some evidence locker.

      Feb 15, 2010 at 10:07 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   sleeps

    Some points of interest: Charles’ ‘nickname’ is ‘RIP Grandad Lover & Sonic Master Forever’…? Grandad Lover? Is that what the kids are into these days?

    Also, a note he has posted on Deseray’s wall:

    “i hear ur in Mexico how is it and is cory with u… WAT AM I SAYING OF COURSE HE IS WHY WOULDN’T HE OR SHE BE ”

    Even Charles doesn’t know the genders/sexualities of the parties involved.

    Feb 15, 2010 at 9:48 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   anglophile bang

    Charles has been visiting Lemon Party a little too often.

    (If you’re at work, I wouldn’t suggest googling it)

    Feb 15, 2010 at 9:55 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   anglophile bang

    I see she makes $250,000 and up. In the profession of “no worries, mate”. Right.

    Feb 15, 2010 at 9:59 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   Edwina the Defrocked Nun

    This belongs at http://www.foundmagazine.com/!

    Feb 15, 2010 at 10:39 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   GhostWriter bang

    He’s playing her.
    How do I know? Rather than tear his note cleanly along the pre-perforated margin, he instead chose to rip it sloppily from its spiral binding.
    Bad Form, Sonic!

    Feb 15, 2010 at 12:22 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Sparkles23 bang

    As a former teacher of students with this style of *ahem* writing, I”m impressed that he included a date, a greeting, and a closing on his…um letter.

    Feb 15, 2010 at 2:35 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #39.1   dc76

      As a current teacher of remedial English classes – ROFL, that is so true. I hadn’t thought of that until now. So he does have some advanced skills *big eyeroll*

      Feb 15, 2010 at 3:48 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #39.2   park rose

      I enjoy reading Toni Cade Bambara.

      Feb 15, 2010 at 4:55 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #40   True Love?!

    Dat love and affection rubbed of on me at da club. Well at least I was horny, I get those mixed up.

    “Deseray.. WHYYYY!!!”

    *as he opens celephane and inserts a crack rock into his pipe tucked away in pants lining*

    Feb 15, 2010 at 3:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   dc76

    I’ve never posted here until now.

    Wow. Just…words cannot express how horrifying this is. The grammarnazi in me is screaming in terror right now.

    And I love how he goes from being madly in love to please add me back as a friend on myspace! *big eyeroll* The fact that it was pinned to a board in an apartment building makes it even more frightening. If I hadn’t known that, I’d say this was junior high school! (I wonder if the note writer made it that far in his education).

    young whippersnappers and their social sites! In my day, the only social site was a place you actually went to and talked to people in person!

    And I just noticed that he uses no periods, but has correct comma placement in several places. WTF is up with THAT? Is he going for the world’s record in longest run-on ever?

    Feb 15, 2010 at 3:45 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #41.1   infant tyrone bang

      Maybe he’s channeling Neal Cassidy ?

      Or the “letter” is an homage to Molly Bloom’s soliloquy in Ulysses?

      Feb 15, 2010 at 4:59 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.2   park rose bang

      Faulkner? Michael Herr, Despatches? Heller, Catch-22 (actually, can’t recall with that one). The guy’s got style; he sure knows how to swing a conjunction.

      Feb 15, 2010 at 5:28 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.3   sleeps

      …Kerouac?

      Also, you’ll all be happy to note that his most recent status announces that he’s just had the results of his tests, and he’s negative for HIV, AIDS and STDs. Ladies, try to contain yourselves; don’t all jump the first plane to Minneapolis. Too bad he didn’t get an accidental vasectomy when he went in to get his sexy sex tests.

      Feb 15, 2010 at 7:19 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.4   infant tyrone bang

      But he’s clearly having more than a little problem with that conjugation.

      conjuNCtion…conjuGAtion
      Nawth Cal-eye-nah….Jawjah

      Poe Charlie’s got his-self worked up into quite a state !

      It would just be rubbing comedic salt in his wounded ego to make him listen to the old Lenny Bruce grammar routine:
      TO is a preposition
      COME is a verb

      Feb 15, 2010 at 7:32 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.5   park rose bang

      …writing style on a personal letter pinned to a public notice board, sleeps…I don’t think I’d have too much trouble containing myself from the rest of his life.

      Feb 15, 2010 at 7:37 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.6   infant tyrone bang

      For some reason “vasectomy” in relation to this guy brings to mind an image of a bull in a china shop. Hemingway meets Capote @ Tiffany’s ?

      Feb 15, 2010 at 7:37 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.7   infant tyrone bang

      Maybe he could hook up with Jan and they could settle in for a maelstrom of unfulfilling bizness? Chaz needs the yearbook committee job, no?

      Feb 15, 2010 at 7:57 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.8   Joshua

      Using the word “mealstrom” in a a sentence that includes “bizness” is so… crap, i think something misfired in my brain.

      Feb 17, 2010 at 12:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.9   anglophile bang

      That would be the spelling part, Joshua?

      Feb 17, 2010 at 12:36 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.10   Joshua

      I hate it when I try to mock someone and then typo!

      Feb 17, 2010 at 6:35 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.11   park rose bang

      ‘z’ was struck out, too, Joshua – it’s actually ‘bi-ness’.

      Feb 17, 2010 at 6:40 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.12   Joshua

      If I had paid attention instead of shooting my mouth off, I would have seen that the ‘z’ was struck out and infant tyrone was actually using the word “maelstrom” in a sentence with “bi-ness,” which is perfectly acceptable.

      Feb 18, 2010 at 10:55 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #42   park rose

    The post asking her to marry him (via My Space apps.) means his affection is still strong, after almost a year. And she unblocked him, obviously. I haven’t read the comments yet, but will, and edit this if it’s already ben posted – but the story is that Deseray cheated on Cory with Charles, and then Cory cheated on Deseray with Charles and it evolved into something more, but Cory won out and went back to/never left Deseray. Deseray was the best girlfriend Charles had ever had, but I wonder if Deseray ever thought of him as her boyfriend?
    A very literal post from me. I’m intrigued by the mystery.
    And this from the wall. I hope I put the commas in the right places.

    uJock..iSwagg™ , dis is deseray’s hubby checkin in, tellin her hatin ass ex dat, bitch, u old news, deal wit it, im daddy now, so stepp the fuck back. is over, ur time has passed a real

    So, is Cory out of the picture now, too? Or is ‘bitch’ being used generically? Or does the gender confusion still remain?

    Feb 15, 2010 at 5:06 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   eslinger bang

    Re: #38.3 – sleeps

    As if I’d take a plane. I’d take a bus!

    Feb 15, 2010 at 9:24 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #43.1   sleeps

      Hey oh! And then, everyone will be sayin dat you is great couples an shit.

      Feb 15, 2010 at 9:56 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #44   SAP-er for life

    As a life-long resident of the Twin Cities, I have to wonder if this note was found in the Crack Stacks. Oh, the joys of SUPER ATTRACTIVE (seriously, look up a picture on Google), 70′s era, brutalist style architecture!

    Feb 15, 2010 at 10:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   hello!

    I used to live in Minneapolis. She mentions “district” in the letter. As in District 202 which is a gay youth group hang out place. Charles is FEMALE! and this place is 21 and under so I’m guessing she’s about 18.

    Feb 16, 2010 at 4:17 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #45.1   sleeps

      Charles is a dude. I’ve seen his myspace. Deseray is a female, however everyone (including Charles, who has allegedly had relations with him/her) remains confused/ambiguous about Corey’s gender. Or else possibly is just unsure about Corey’s pronoun preferences.

      Feb 16, 2010 at 12:07 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #46   HDVTech

    He’s the rapper Charles Hamilton. Charles Hamilton has a hard-on for Sonic:

    http://www.konsolekingz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/crash-landed-front.jpg

    He claims that Sonic is his “philosophy”

    Seriously…

    Feb 16, 2010 at 8:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   Julie

    I usually only see spelling like this from the chav British teenagers on Yahoo! Answers.

    I also live in Minneapolis and while the Crack Stacks did not immediately come to mind for me, it isn’t a bad guess!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riverside_Plaza

    Feb 16, 2010 at 8:35 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   ryan0mega

    is it just me or is that a really good scanner. i’d like to get one like that. can someone ask what model it is?

    Feb 16, 2010 at 1:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   Kristi

    Wait, so people really talk like that?

    Also, way to go Teddie! You ripped this off the bulletin board..what if “Desiray” hadn’t seen it yet?! How is she going to know that her “boo, Sonic” thinks she’s the MUDAFUCKING ONE? You are a murderer of love! I hope you’re happy.

    Feb 16, 2010 at 6:26 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   sirius

    The “District” referred to here (where Deseray danced with all those other girls) is District 202, a GLBT youth center which has dances and drag shows on Friday and Saturday nights.

    Let me tell you, the drama out of that place is amazing, and the notes are epic.

    Feb 17, 2010 at 7:26 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   Liz

    Wow…this must be the last thing James Joyce ever wrote.

    Feb 17, 2010 at 10:15 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #51.1   oi bang

      Liz’s comment FTW.

      Feb 17, 2010 at 10:35 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #52   Slvrchelsea

    There’s just so much to say about this. Where to begin?

    Mar 1, 2010 at 12:56 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   Eckle

    What are the odds this guy’s a creepy acquaintance and “Deseray” just cried on his shoulder or gave him a hug once?

    Mar 1, 2010 at 6:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   JS

    Am I the only one who thought of Frank Zappa’s “Deseri” song when reading this?

    http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/frank_zappa/deseri-lyrics-150813.html

    Mar 2, 2010 at 1:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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