Which of these urinal notices do you find most troubling?
This one, from a London nightclub?
This one, from a construction site in New York City?
This one, from a campground in Russellville, Arkansas?
Or this one, from an office in Redmond, Washington?
P.S. “Sausage dump” wasn’t a euphemism.
(Thanks to Dylan, Paul, David and Lucy for submitting!)
related: Why I hate Miami
94 responses so far ↓
#1
eslinger
I wanna say “That sausage was fucking delicious!” but I just can’t bring myself to do it without dry-heaving.
Please, won’t someone think of the sausage?
Feb 22, 2010 at 5:25 pm rating: 30
#2
oi
my eyes! my eyes!
edit 1. I may have assessed condition worse than it actually is.
edit 2. but it’s still disturbing that somebody would take food in urinals.
edit 3. I am bored.
Feb 22, 2010 at 5:27 pm rating: 8
#3
The Great Joe Bivins
THAT’S where I left my sausage! I don’t think I want it anymore.
Feb 22, 2010 at 5:30 pm rating: 10
#4
CanCan
I’m very troubled, as well as confused.
Feb 22, 2010 at 5:31 pm rating: 4
#5
snatchbeast
Urinal sausage is so much tastier than urinal cake.
Feb 22, 2010 at 5:38 pm rating: 32
#6
Wade
Wait. Employees are crying yellow tears into the urinal?
That will be an interesting workman’s comp claim.
Feb 22, 2010 at 5:40 pm rating: 4
#7
Wade
I don’t get mad… I get stabby! – Fat Tony
Feb 22, 2010 at 5:44 pm rating: 17
#8
Wordyone
Give a sausage some refuge!
Feb 22, 2010 at 5:45 pm rating: 2
#9
Mark
Unwanted sausages are sent to the sausage refuge. You can adopt them there, if you like. If they are not adopted, the sausages will burst into uncontrollable ejaculation. No taking photos!
- Fat Tony
Feb 22, 2010 at 5:48 pm rating: 15
#10
tiff
read too fast, saw “will be ejaculated”. whole new meaning to being whacked off by Fat Tony
Feb 22, 2010 at 6:11 pm rating: 14
#11
not gen anything
I can’t even begin to imagine a legitimate reason for the sausage in the urinal.
Feb 22, 2010 at 6:57 pm rating: 3
#12
Critical Grass
Photo taking, tears and sausages… These urinals are getting a little disturbing, don’t you think? Know when to stop, people. Sausage is the last drop, or is it a yellow tear?
Feb 22, 2010 at 7:09 pm rating: 7
#13
Susan
In another life, I ran an Officer’s Club, where the guys had a bad habit of leaving cig butts in the urinals. I placed a sign above said urinals–”Please do not place cigarette butts in the urinals.” Somebody wrote under that, “It makes them soggy and hard to light.” I wish I had saved that sign.
Feb 22, 2010 at 7:22 pm rating: 24
#14
Bunnee
OK, no sausage. What about salami?
Feb 22, 2010 at 7:46 pm rating: 4
#15
Bunnee
Other than the sausage, that’s a mighty clean urinal. Why, you could almost eat out of it!
Feb 22, 2010 at 7:51 pm rating: 4
#16
Gun Street Girl
Maybe the sausage phenomenon is similar to all-you-can-eat sushi where you get charged for leaving rice behind – a breakfast buffet where diners get dinged for uneaten sausages? Unfortunately it seems the person trying to get rid of unwanted sausage doesn’t understand how urinals work.
oh wait, the sign was in an OFFICE bathroom? no no, none of this makes any sense at all.
Feb 22, 2010 at 8:06 pm rating: 3
#17
newbuffalomom
I’ve never seen a sausage in a urinal, but I did see a watermelon there once…
Feb 22, 2010 at 8:08 pm rating: 3
#18
Vintage_K
I’m all for sausage parties, sausage dumps…not so much!
Feb 22, 2010 at 8:30 pm rating: 2
#19
Beth
I don’t even want to think about where that sausage has been or why it’s even in a “gents” bathroom. Do guys eat sausages at the urinal? Girls don’t eat sausages while they pee. Must be a multi-task thing.
Feb 22, 2010 at 8:42 pm rating: 0
#20
matt
“flush the tears down the drain” – seriously??
what are you gonna do? Hold a freakin jar underneath his face every time he sees anything yellow? Get real. If the guy is competent enough to get a job, he can clean up his own damn tears – and then arrange to see a psychiatrist before he kills someone in a yellow shirt
Feb 22, 2010 at 8:44 pm rating: 7
#21
Canthz_B
I wish we had refuge containers at my job. Sounds like a nice afternoon get-away, plus it rains sausages!
Feb 22, 2010 at 8:48 pm rating: 2
#22
Canthz_B
I bet they call him Fat Tony because of that urinal cam footage of him on YouTube.
Feb 22, 2010 at 8:50 pm rating: 2
#23
Fanboy Wife
Who is eating sausages in the bathroom?
Feb 22, 2010 at 9:09 pm rating: 1
#24
Canthz_B
There’s nothing funny about a lost sausage.
So, you put a little breakfast in your crotch to keep it warm until your 15 minute break, forget about it when you unzip and lose a morsel or two to the American Standard.
It happens to everyone, right?
Feb 22, 2010 at 9:20 pm rating: 3
#25
eslinger
That doesn’t look like an Eckrich Smoky Breakfast Link, they’re smoother and smaller.
What’s left of the one in the pic is much thicker and has a rough appearance. Any guesses?
I don’t know why I’m thinking about this, it might be because I’m hungry.
Eckrich Maple Smoky Links wrapped in whole wheat toast are sooooo good! Just sayin’.
Feb 22, 2010 at 10:00 pm rating: 0
#26
no one fucking cares
That is either the world’s largest kidney stone, or someone took a dump in the urinal
Feb 22, 2010 at 10:05 pm rating: 1
#27
eslinger
Oh good grief, that’s not a turd. Haven’t you ever seen Caddyshack?!
Feb 22, 2010 at 10:18 pm rating: 1
#28
Canthz_B
I find it odd that no one heard that guy pissing a sausage out.
They must have that place sound-proofed.
Feb 22, 2010 at 10:29 pm rating: 6
#29
farcical aquatic ceremony
hey, single gals–
does the fact that some guys use the term “wedding tackle” make any of the REST of you desperate to get married as soon as you possibly can??
momma always said not to be scared on my wedding night, but I’d no idea worms and rusty hooks were involved…yikes…
Feb 22, 2010 at 10:31 pm rating: 5
#30
Pterosaur
Was that single sausage enough to spur the writer into typing up that note? Or is improper sausage disposal an ongoing problem?
I’m not sure which scenario is worse.
Feb 22, 2010 at 11:14 pm rating: 6
#31
Grant
What? Did they run out of those little pineapple cubes that they usually leave in the loo?
Feb 23, 2010 at 4:16 am rating: 4
#32
Muse
An unmannerly gent from old Carthage
Had to piss while eating a sausage.
Knowing not what to do,
He dropped it into the loo,
And it was captured in this photographage.
Feb 23, 2010 at 5:38 am rating: 19
#33
WelcomeSinners
There was a fat geezer called Tony
Who’s views were implaccably stony
About taking pics
Of gentlemen’s dicks
It made him ever so moany
Feb 23, 2010 at 6:42 am rating: 20
#34
Escape Goat
Are the gents allowed to take photos of urinal sausage in lieu of wedding tackle?
Feb 23, 2010 at 7:16 am rating: 5
#35
Havingfitz
Maybe the urinal is a multi-dimensional portal where things that vanish from other places appear. So far they’ve found a stapler, a few thousand Hot Pockets, a chihuahua, a cell-phone, Baby Jesus (and his Lean Cuisine), and diamond cream. In a lunchroom in Hoboken, there is a furious note on the fridge denouncing a heartless sausage thief.
Feb 23, 2010 at 7:46 am rating: 17
#36
comment
sup Chris! Nice plug on SM about 5 min. ago.
Feb 23, 2010 at 8:30 am rating: 0
#37
Jonah
Don’t construction workers often wear yellow hats? Or is that a stereotype?
Feb 23, 2010 at 10:19 am rating: 1
#38
YO!Adrian
I thought urine was a sausage product…or is semen the only true sausage product?
Feb 23, 2010 at 10:31 am rating: 2
#39
anglophile
I’m starting to get a headache.
Feb 23, 2010 at 4:25 pm rating: 0
#40
S
Terrifying.
Feb 23, 2010 at 5:50 pm rating: 0
#41
Gavin
no. 3 is why cocktail sticks were invented, you wouldn’t want to scoop it out with your hand for a taste.
Feb 24, 2010 at 7:49 am rating: 0
#42
kp
The sausage dumping is amazing.
Feb 25, 2010 at 11:23 am rating: 0
#43
HelgaPataki
What exactly is a “refuge” container? And what size would such a container have to be, in order for one to take refuge within it?
Feb 25, 2010 at 1:16 pm rating: 0
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