Comments on: The sausage fest of horrors

By: HelgaPataki

HelgaPataki — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 19:16:04 +0000

What exactly is a “refuge” container? And what size would such a container have to be, in order for one to take refuge within it?

By: kp

kp — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:23:30 +0000

The sausage dumping is amazing.

By: Gavin

Gavin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 13:49:53 +0000

no. 3 is why cocktail sticks were invented, you wouldn’t want to scoop it out with your hand for a taste.

By: S

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 23:50:47 +0000

Terrifying.

By: anglophile

anglophile — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 22:25:37 +0000

I’m starting to get a headache.

By: se

se — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 21:54:27 +0000

CB, “smoking a sausage in the mens restroom” is not something most straight guys would ever admit to.
It was tough to type it out.

By: Mo®

Mo® — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 21:11:06 +0000

and cat toys disappearing under couches.

By: molly ringwald

molly ringwald — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 20:47:03 +0000

what about socks? does this magic portal somehow connect to dryers worldwide?

By: Mo®

Mo® — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 20:31:15 +0000

Of you or the Shore? The J. S. people, ummm no.

By: Vintage_K

Vintage_K — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 20:05:09 +0000

LOL…are you a fan Timo?

By: Maas

Maas — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 19:24:20 +0000

The unsettling irony is that the sign warning about the condition is itself in yellow.

By: Mo®

Mo® — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:43:38 +0000

Snooki!

By: Flaboy2425

Flaboy2425 — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:10:04 +0000

Honest, Mom, I just went in to pee and it fell off.

By: Beanster

Beanster — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:35:29 +0000

i have a real and non-funy answer to this question.

the cited reason is for splashing – i’ve had to wash the walls too many times.

the real reason is that we hope men will invent a fun little game and try to melt the ice, the happy side-affect of which is that they are actually aiming, making our job at the end of the night much more pleasant.