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Mon, 12 Apr 2010 01:01:33 +0000

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By: Toya

Toya — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 23:17:28 +0000

All 4 of those people seem to be under the false belief that they are more important than everyone else because they’re prgnant, married, or social butterfly. I see status updates like these on fb all the time. It’s like “Geez. Do these people have anything to talk about other than their kids, their significant other, their wedding, etc?”

By: Ninny

Ninny — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:31:47 +0000

@Mo®: it would be übercool to use the accurate Finnish translation for ‘mucus plug’: ‘limatulppa’.

OMFSM. I think I just icked myself out! Ick! Ick!!

By: Z

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:34:55 +0000

omg that’s hilarious. Sounds like my Jersey family. I wish someone would pump my gas! I hate when I’m all dolled up and have to get out, have men look. Feel dumb, pray I don’t get gas on me…

By: molly ringwald

molly ringwald — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:56:27 +0000

i live in jersey… we have no choice but to have someone pump our gas. hence the phrase, “we don’t pump our gas, we pump our fists.” don’t judge us by our worst specimens. okay, you can….

By: Max Time

Max Time — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:46:42 +0000

i think maybe if you werent such a attention whore people would goto your wedding instead of their usual hang out at a small bar. What has it been only a day since you all hung out, give them a break they got their own life, agenda, problems, and actual other real friends who might have more important weddings or FUNNER things to do then see your vegas wedding with elvis, and besides yall just get shit faced drunk and suck on some random guys dick for three hours.

By: wfa

wfa — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:10:25 +0000

Pregnancy, forever changes the way you bore people.

By: Nicole

Nicole — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:07:22 +0000

Er. Palomon I must have accidentally stolen someone’s username because I’ve only posted here once.

By: undrline

undrline — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:45:50 +0000

I can’t believe I just spent time looking up how to do that. Arrr.

By: Geek_Kittie

Geek_Kittie — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:54:52 +0000

Part of me finds this kind of amusing, while a part of me finds it kind of embarrassing. I have to admit I’ve done this a couple of times in the past. Granted, I was far more prone to psychotic break downs back then.

By: matt

matt — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:56:19 +0000

#2.2 yeh. being a guy, i dont really get the whole sentimental baby thing. To me its just a fussing/screaming blob of meat getting squeezed out of someone’s vag.

By: Mel K

Mel K — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:56:08 +0000

Thank you. Will try this weekend. Can’t believe I didn’t think of this before.

By: Palomon

Palomon — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 05:37:29 +0000

Nicole! I was wondering where you went.

Christina misses you.