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Thu, 08 Jul 2010 23:10:22 +0000

[...] cleaning out boxes after her grandmother passed away, she stumbled upon a thank you note she had written to her grandparents years earlier. (“In my defense,” Sarah says, [...]

By: Fiona

Fiona — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:19:06 +0000

I’ve come to the conclusion that people are slowly losing the ability to read cursive.

By: Courtney

Courtney — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:37:18 +0000

My grandmother oddly refers to me as “sister” not only in her passive aggressive “would like to see you more often” letters but also while referring to me in relation to her dachshund. o_o

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 03:55:43 +0000

Christmas visits, jam and nuts are nice, but Grandma seems to prefer a July visit and a little of C’s summer sausage as well.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 03:40:31 +0000

Rose put her finger on it!!

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 03:37:42 +0000

My mom is on a “fixed income”, but I can’t figure it out.
Her Social Security benefits went up again this year, and I didn’t get a raise at my job.

Which of us is on a “fixed income” again?

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:46:22 +0000

Claw,

Thank you for putting quotation marks around “fixed income.” I loathe the term. It’s so demeaning to our seniors.

I just can’t see the words: “fixed income,” and avoid the disturbing mental image of a hardcore junkie hitting himself up with smack while sitting in a acquarium filled with semen. (Thankfully, this image is somewhat blurred in my mind’s eye due to the translucent viscosity of man chowder.)

By: stream of bat's piss

stream of bat's piss — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:38:58 +0000

Dear Grandma

When you croak, would it be ok if I got your stereo?

Love always

By: oi

oi — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:05:13 +0000

damn you! that image is hard to bleach out.

By: oi

oi — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:27:26 +0000

whoa! where did my boy friend come from? I would understand if you had said my uncle instead of my boy friend.

By: Mo®

Mo® — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:48:08 +0000

It ain’t her flapjacks that bring all the boys to the yard.

By: Pterosaur

Pterosaur — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:45:52 +0000

My Granny would put on the name labels herself, in her own bizarre form of morbid passive-aggression. Maybe she was hoping to spur on the fights over the good stuff before she died, so that she could enjoy the fun.

Of course, it was mostly dusty knick-knacks covered in cat hair and mothball-stink.

By: Pterosaur

Pterosaur — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:31:41 +0000

“Grandma Cursive” is standard senior issue, along with bologna sandwiches, mothballs, card games, and the Early Bird Special at Country Kitchen Buffet. I think it all comes in the AARP welcome packet.

By: claw71

claw71 — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:23:53 +0000

So you’re saying that your aunt and your grandmother had a threesome with your boyfriend?