And Jesus said: “Duhhh”

April 4th, 2010 · 118 comments

Just one more special Easter note for you, kids. (Then I’m off to the drugstore to see if I can score any half-price Cadbury Mini Eggs.)

This one comes from Ray in Mount Vernon, Ohio, who said it was left on his wife’s windshield a while back, in response to a bumper sticker on her car that reads “What Would Buddha Do?”

Budda can't Do any-thing. He is still in the grave. Jesus rose from the grave. He is alive. Duhhh

Alrighty then. Back to your pagan traditions!

related: but He took the wheel

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118 responses so far ↓

  • #1   plausibletheories bang

    Happy Easter, PAN community!

    Apr 4, 2010 at 1:24 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   Pagani

    Wait, if he is alive…where is he? I met a couple of people outside the White House who claimed to be Jesus but I didn’t believe them. Oh yeah, the story covers that too. It’s always “It happened but we can’t prove it you just have to believe us” isn’t it?

    I enjoy fantasy fiction as much as anyone but I don’t think it is a good idea to run your life by it, be it Jesus, Harry Potter, Jack Sparrow, or Luke Skywalker.

    Apr 4, 2010 at 1:32 pm   rating: 46  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Savvy?

      Apr 4, 2010 at 2:52 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   park rose

      If you see Buddha, kill him.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 2:59 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   MAMARILLA2 bang

      The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy, but they were listening in gibberish.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 3:38 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.4   H Christ

      And Jesus said, “Are you still so ignorant?” – Matthew 15:16

      Apr 4, 2010 at 5:02 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   dex73r

    notice the high Xtian/PassiveAggressive ratio.
    (a buddhist would’nt do something like this)

    Apr 4, 2010 at 1:34 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   VM

      But isn’t the bumper sticker itself, by hijacking another religion’s phrase for its own purposes, a sort of passive-aggressive act to begin with? (Though it might not be a Buddhist placing the bumper sticker, just an equal-opportunity snarker.)

      Apr 4, 2010 at 2:21 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   MAMARILLA2 bang

      I am pretty sure that the Christians ‘borrowed’ the saying themselves. The bracelet thing they thought of themselves.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 2:59 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   infanttyrone

      Christians invented bracelets ?
      How utterly charming !

      Apr 4, 2010 at 7:44 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.4   park rose bang

      That little snippet of information is the missing link, ty.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 8:08 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.5   infanttyrone

      So, those aren’t pedophiles accosting schoolgirls with that line about scoping out their charm bracelets…they’re paleontologists ?
      Methinks the logic a little Leakey, Lucy…

      A lass, poor Lucy, I knew her well…so fond of Danish and York mints.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 8:43 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.6   Aubrey

      The bracelet thing is a long time coming. I have my own little collection of POW bracelets from long before there were WWJD ones. My favorite is a “Free John McCain” one.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 10:59 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.7   going to hell, duh

      I can assure you that Buddhists can be this nasty, we just generally keep it amongst ourselves. We may not be telling non-Buddhists what to do, but there are certainly those among us who LOVE telling other Buddhists what they are doing wrong and how their thinking is deeply flawed.

      Apr 5, 2010 at 5:20 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.8   infanttyrone

      rose,
      Sometimes I get the urge to clasp you (nicely).

      Apr 5, 2010 at 11:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.9   BoneLover

      Hahaha. Leakey and Lucy. Gotta love that paleontology humor!

      Apr 6, 2010 at 2:25 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.10   Canthz_B bang

      Bah! Leakey/Lucy jokes are for Zinjanthropussies! :-P

      Apr 6, 2010 at 2:54 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   president_benson

    Was the car parked at a library? Either way, the note writer was carrying around a disposed Card Catalog card. Weird.

    Unrelated, but I now have an urge to read “Flying Blind.” Regardless if it was written for readers “ages 9-12.”

    Here’s the plot:
    “Fourteen-year-old Jay Cooper is enjoying the view from his Uncle Rex’s Cessna when a low-flying 757 speeds past them. Caught in its wind turbulence, their small plane is shaken violently, knocking Rex unconscious and leaving Jay blind from a head injury.

    With fuel running out fast, Jay drifting in and out of consciousness, and the plane heading straight for a mountain range, this high-flying adventure shows the importance of faith as Jay faces numerous unseen dangers.”

    Whee!

    Apr 4, 2010 at 1:35 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   anglophile bang

      this high-flying adventure shows the importance of faith as Jay faces numerous unseen dangers.

      So, Jesus is the co-pilot, then?

      Apr 4, 2010 at 1:38 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   president_benson bang

      Exactly

      Apr 4, 2010 at 1:41 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   Wade bang

      If Frank Peretti wrote it, Jay was Flying Blind because of This Present Darkness.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 1:53 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   anglophile bang

      I had no idea there was such a thing as the Christian thriller genre. Color me intrigued.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 2:10 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.5   Melanie

      Wade, good to see that there are at least two of us who recognized that author’s name and genre!

      Apr 4, 2010 at 9:24 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.6   SillyGirl

      I have a bumper sticker that says “God used to be my co-pilot, but we crashed into the mountains and I had to eat him” along w/ a smily face wiping its mouth with a napkin.

      Apr 5, 2010 at 11:08 am   rating: 24  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.7   Elmo

      Librarian types are known for leaving notes on catalog cards for titles which have been weeded from the collection.

      Apr 5, 2010 at 2:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.8   Bubba Joe

      VM -

      Christians have stolen almost every idea for a holiday they have.
      Don’t use your zombie ‘lord’

      Apr 6, 2010 at 6:04 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.9   Bubba Joe

      Whoa! What happened there???
      Don’t use your zombie ‘lord’ as an excuse against stolen slogans. They are the largest group of thieves there are…

      Apr 6, 2010 at 6:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   c3m

    Jesus must be a zombie then! AHHHH!!

    Apr 4, 2010 at 1:41 pm   rating: 30  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Fanboy Wife

      That’s what I thought too!

      Apr 4, 2010 at 2:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   SillyGirl

      I think it’s the CTR-ALT-DEL or maybe the Cyanide & Happiness comic strip , but not positive, that has a “zombie Jesus” that occasionally appears.

      Apr 5, 2010 at 11:09 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Critical Grass bang

    Let’s just ignore the writer’s lack of sense of humor, right? Right.
    That said, all I can read is: “My God is better than your-rs la la la la lalaaaaaa!”

    Apr 4, 2010 at 1:46 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Fanboy Wife

      Well, the Kemetic Pagans out there can claim that their resurrected God Wesir (Osiris) is older than Jesus! La la la la!

      Apr 4, 2010 at 2:08 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   The Great Joe Bivins

    Is this the Bible-thumpers’ watchword this year? Almost this exact sentence is currently written on the sign for the church by my house.

    Apr 4, 2010 at 1:58 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   Missy

    I can’t get over some of the stuff that people believe. As we get older we grow out of believing in the Easter Bunny, etc. Ya know, because it’s completely impossible? Duhhhh is right.

    Apr 4, 2010 at 2:08 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   Kate

      You don’t believe in the Easter Bunny?

      Apr 4, 2010 at 2:54 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   MAMARILLA2 bang

      My Karma ran over your Easter Bunny,

      Apr 4, 2010 at 3:08 pm   rating: 28  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   Mo®

      ‘Rilla ♥

      Apr 4, 2010 at 4:51 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.4   Sparkles23 bang

      We believe in the Easter Beagle at our house.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 8:52 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.5   Critical Grass bang

      ‘Rilla ♥ [2]

      Apr 4, 2010 at 9:00 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   VM

    What amuses me is that the note writer, having JUST SEEN the bumper sticker with the name Buddha on it, STILL misspells it!

    Apr 4, 2010 at 2:24 pm   rating: 25  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   park rose

      Had that weak-as-piss beer on his mind and breath is my theory.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 3:02 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Maybe the lack of schooling beyond the fourth grade?

      Apr 4, 2010 at 3:09 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.3   dex73r

      home schooling can do that.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 6:04 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.4   Critical Grass bang

      Homeschooled religious intolerant? Why am I not surprised?

      Apr 4, 2010 at 9:06 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.5   chrisswiss83 bang

      I think it was a completely unrelated note about the note-writer’s late friend Budda. He can’t help it, but every time he sees the word Buddha he tears up, removes the nearest card from the card catalog at the local library, and writes a passive-aggressive note about it.

      Apr 5, 2010 at 4:04 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   bug

    well i haven’t seen jesus do anything lately either. at least buddha has an excuse

    Apr 4, 2010 at 2:28 pm   rating: 33  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   MAMARILLA2 bang

      The trouble with being a god is that you’ve got no one to pray to.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 3:35 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   sleeps

      Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 6:02 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   sliverofjade

    Your God (in the form of Jesus) was nailed to a cross.
    My God (Thor) has a hammer.
    Any questions?

    Apr 4, 2010 at 2:37 pm   rating: 34  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   park rose bang

      Yup. When you go at it “hammer and tongs”, Thor, who do you do it with? Freya*? Or are you saying that Jesus was your bitch**?

      *don’t have a clue.
      **apologies.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 3:20 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   MAMARILLA2 bang

      “It’s a god-eat-god world.”

      Apr 4, 2010 at 3:45 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.3   park rose bang

      I know you’re quoting Pratchett, ‘rilla, but if a god ate Anubis, then it would be a god-eat-dog world, right? Or, if Anubis ate a god it would be a dog-god-eat-god world. And then, if the god that Anubis ate was also canine, or say, even a dog-god-star, such as Sirius ¤ , then it would be a dog-god-eat-god-dog-star-world. I have a feeling when all is said and done that the answer is 42.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 4:19 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.4   Sirius¤ bang

      Hummh? What now? Oh–

      *hits snooze alarm

      Apr 5, 2010 at 3:35 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.5   park rose bang

      You know I dream of you ♥ ;)

      Apr 5, 2010 at 8:32 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Kate

    An enlightened person knows that there is a Buddha in each of us.
    My bumper sticker:
    “What Would Each of Us Do?”,
    although it creates mammoth time-consuming considerations.

    Apr 4, 2010 at 2:59 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   bug

      It’s too bad more Christians aren’t in touch with the Jesus inside of them.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 8:10 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Every Sunday and Wednesday. Then they put him back in the box and go out in the world to make customer service employees as miserable as they are the rest of the week.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 3:57 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   willard

    The use of the conditional tense, “would” doesn’t seem to me to require the subject of the action to be alive, anyhow. One could as easily say “What would Abraham Lincoln do?” Moot point, note-leaver person.

    Apr 4, 2010 at 3:04 pm   rating: 25  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   dex73r

      so, let’s change the modal-verb:
      “what will Jesus do?”
      nothing, he’s still nailed there.
      until someone takes him down, of course.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 6:07 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   park rose

    You know, I think the Siddhārtha Gautama Buddha actually reached enlightenment, and therefore, either reached Nirvarna, or is kicking about in all of us somewhere. He might have come back, or remained, as a bodhisattva (saint) to help us all out, and everyone is Buddha . . . it’s a major tenet of the religion, I think. I guess in the same way that everyone is meant to have Christ in them, in the way that St. Thomas probably preached. So monotheists, your logic is kind of flawed, but when did logic and religion ever go hand in hand? And don’t worry about it too much, the polytheists are allowed to tolerate you, so your rampant inclusiveness – garnering exclusiveness – will go unchecked.

    By the way, the above is the Cliff Notes’ version, and is probably wildly inaccurate.

    Apr 4, 2010 at 3:09 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   park rose

      I can’t edit at the moment. The polytheists tolerance is hypothetical, or course, but life would be a lot easier if we kind of found room for all the spirits, djinn and gods out there (sorry any spiritual/supernatural creatures I have missed out. I know you are legion).

      Apr 4, 2010 at 3:15 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   Pterosaur

      I’m a Buddhist. Buddhism is complicated, but your Cliff Notes have the gist of it. :)

      Apr 4, 2010 at 7:55 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.3   Aubrey

      The beauty of Buddhism is that pretty much everything works as long as it is done with compassion and without ego. Or, we just chant sometimes.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 11:09 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.4   park rose bang

      Worked in Sri Lanka ;)

      Apr 4, 2010 at 11:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   Padma

    Happy Jewish zombies day!

    Apr 4, 2010 at 4:54 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   dex73r

      i thought that’s what halloween’s for.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 6:25 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   infanttyrone

      Maybe zombie Jesus is at schul in Port au Prince,
      just hobnobbing with his homie Hebrews in Haiti ?

      Apr 4, 2010 at 8:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   Monzo Matic bang

    Athiests think they’re so funny. You’re not.

    Apr 4, 2010 at 6:37 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   dex73r

      ya ain’t funny either.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 6:47 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   park rose bang

      Knock Knock.
      Who’s there?
      Doctor.
      Doctor Who?
      Yes.

      *guess you’re right, Monzo. Why don’t you hit us with some believer burlesque, though, remember, to be a believer doesn’t necessarily mean that you believe in just one god, the maker of heaven and earth and so on*

      Also, you’ve got a multitudinous litter to pick from – the animistic, the monotheistic (favourite word this thread), the polytheistic (who also might be animistic), the agnostic, the autotheists, the pantheists (everyone on here), the antitheists even. Ooh, I just found the eutheists and the dystheists (thanks wikipedia).

      Who’s going to carry the joke on? Atheists need not apply.:

      One day a shaman, a Catholic priest and a Buddhist nun walked into a bar . . .

      I’m counting on the theists to bring it home with a bang.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 7:22 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.3   aaa bang

      Anyone who thinks they’re clever or funny most likely isn’t.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 7:22 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.4   bug

      How awesomely PA of you, Monzo. Couldn’t pick a comment to reply to?

      Apr 4, 2010 at 7:58 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.5   infanttyrone

      rose,

      I can help with some of these…

      Animists….Disney worshipers

      Monotheists….rejectors of the Gospel of St.Ereo

      Pollytheists…crackers all, the lot of them; mere dogma parroters

      Ag-nosh-tics…a ferverous bunch, only spotted in the Rocky Mountains

      Autotheists…old Beach Boys fans worshipping the Deuce (coupe)

      Eutheists…currently outperforming the $theists (Rand-ian objectivists)

      Dystheists…nice folks, but their churches are always broke

      So, did the priest order shots in the dark until the nun hit the enlightenment switch, at which point they noticed that the shaman was missing, he having walked *through* the bar and on down the road ?

      Apr 4, 2010 at 8:24 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.6   infanttyrone

      Knock knock
      Who’s there ?
      Bannana.
      Bannana who?
      Bannana bannana.

      Knock knock
      Who’s there ?
      Bannana.
      Bannana who?
      Bannana bannana.

      Knock knock
      Who’s there ?
      Orange.
      Orange who ?
      Orange ya glad I didn’t say bannana ?

      Apr 4, 2010 at 8:29 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.7   park rose bang

      Monzo, Pol Pot and Mao Tse Tung were well known for their rollicking senses of humour. I think you’re onto something.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 9:17 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.8   Canthz_B bang

      Atheists don’t think they’re funny, they think mytheists are.

      Grow up. Big Daddy in the Sky isn’t holding you in his extra large hands.
      Call your Allstate agent.

      Apr 5, 2010 at 2:35 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.9   chrisswiss83 bang

      Just like a theist, always generalizing.

      Apr 5, 2010 at 4:07 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.10   anglophile bang

      I’m rubber, you’re glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.

      Nyah! :P

      Apr 5, 2010 at 8:23 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.11   Sirius¤ bang

      A shaman, a priest, and a nun with a parrot on her shoulder walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says,

      “What is this, some kind of joke?”

      Apr 5, 2010 at 3:43 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.12   GhostWriter bang

      One day a shaman, a Catholic priest and a Buddhist nun walked into a bar . . .

      The shaman ordered tequila, the priest ordered a Bushmills, and the Buddhist nun ordered a Saki.

      The shaman said, “Tequila is truly the drink that brings you the most power- after I drink tequila, I have the power to become one with animals and see the world through their eyes.”

      The priest stated, “You’re wrong; Bushmills is the drink that gives you the most power. After I drink some Bushmills, I can bring the Holy Spirit down onto others, for blessings or punishment.”

      The Buddhist nun smiled and replied, “Your drinks offer great power, but I think Saki’s got you both beat. After a few of these, I can pull a train right in the middle of the monastery dining hall.”

      Apr 6, 2010 at 11:39 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.13   infanttyrone

      I think I can
      I think I can

      Apr 6, 2010 at 3:55 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   aaa bang

    The Buddha wouldn’t put an arrogant-ass note on a stranger’s car. I’m pretty sure Jesus wouldn’t, either.

    Apr 4, 2010 at 7:24 pm   rating: 42  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   Pterosaur

      And Jesus spake,
      “At he who shall display markings of the heathen creed,
      Look thou upon him with scorn,
      And write thou scrolls of thy superior knowledge,
      To be left upon the heathen’s cart in silence.”

      The Book of Assholes, 1:1-5

      Apr 4, 2010 at 8:10 pm   rating: 37  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   Sparkles23 bang

    Loving the Frank Peretti library card.

    It would have been better if it had been “Piercing the Darkness”

    Apr 4, 2010 at 8:50 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Mad_luc

    My gods bigger then yooooour god, my cocks double the size that yours is~

    Apr 4, 2010 at 8:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   park rose bang

      Does that mean you deny His existence six times before it crows?

      Apr 4, 2010 at 9:13 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   Critical Grass bang

    The note writer should consideer that Jesus’ Father is very influent on the death/living matter. Buddha has got no one but himself, so it might take a little bit longer for him to, you know, ressurect and all. Be patient, dude!

    Apr 4, 2010 at 9:13 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   infanttyrone

      Hola CG,
      And just maybe Buddha got it right the first time and can stay dead.
      He may be happier now than Jesus’ is supposed to be when He returns.
      Maybe we should be Grateful that he’s Dead.
      ty

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhRJK6W7Oic

      Apr 5, 2010 at 12:12 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.2   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Nothing more than a touch of grey…

      Apr 5, 2010 at 1:36 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.3   infanttyrone

      Y’mean neither church has enough coin for a little Grecian Formula ?

      Apr 6, 2010 at 1:38 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.4   Canthz_B bang

      Jesus is in for a rude re-awakening when he returns to form his kingdom.

      Mankind has so moved beyond subjugation by kings.

      I foresee a thousand years of dissent.

      Sure, there will no trouble with the true believers he chooses, but what about their children and children’s children? Execute them if they exercise free will?
      Toe the line or die?
      Some paradise.

      Hey! Look at me! I’m a Prophet!!

      Apr 6, 2010 at 1:43 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   oi bang

    Buddha is not in the grave either. Hindus are not buried they are cremated.
    duhhh!

    Apr 4, 2010 at 9:21 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   park rose bang

      Well, oi, I also think that Christ rose from the cave as opposed to from the grave, but maybe I’m being pedantic.

      Apr 4, 2010 at 11:43 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.2   infanttyrone

      Well, rose, I think in this case the cave was the grave.
      Sort of an old-school, above-ground mausoleum-thing.

      Of course to be sure, I’ll have to consult my cat, Pope Casper.
      He’s infallible in matters of feast and morsels, although lately lackadaisical at the business of bringing mouses to ground.

      Apr 5, 2010 at 12:21 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.3   park rose

      Just going with the rolling the rock away, but it probably meant something else. Childhood imagination is a powerful thing.

      Apr 5, 2010 at 2:10 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.4   infanttyrone

      Well, here’s another “rockaway, rockaway” number.
      Go ahead, put you hand up on the leever (sic), cave in, take a chance….

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MygwRml8K0&feature=related

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWCKy399aSo&feature=related

      Apr 6, 2010 at 2:00 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #22   Eruanna

    Trying to figure out what exactly Frank Peretti has to do with it.

    Apr 4, 2010 at 10:07 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   the Librarian

    At my library, we used those old card catalog cards for keeping track of books/materials we order. Now I realize we’ve been terribly misguided, and I should be using them to leave ignorant and intolerant notes on people’s windshields. Awesome! That will be more fun, anyway.

    Apr 4, 2010 at 10:20 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Adam

    It’s so crazy that you posted this today, because this note has something to do with Easter.

    Apr 4, 2010 at 11:58 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   anglophile bang

      Adam, I have missed you so.

      Apr 5, 2010 at 8:25 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   Canthz_B bang

    Buddha Skakyamuni was born as a royal prince in 624 BC.
    He need not be still in the grave…he’s had plenty of time to die and come back as Jesus, then as Muhammad, then as George Carlin.

    Apr 5, 2010 at 2:24 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   Mo® bang

      Nah Prior, definitely Richard Prior.

      Apr 5, 2010 at 10:17 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.2   MAMARILLA2 bang

      When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

      Apr 5, 2010 at 1:42 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   MN

    I’m not going to participate in a religious debate here because I could care less about what other people worship. It’s their right to do so. That said, the note writer is a douche. Someone’s belief or bumper sticker is none of their business. The note writer is the type of person that sours people not only on Christianity, but religion in general. They make themselves look bad by acting so superior and disrespecting the beliefs of others.

    Apr 5, 2010 at 6:00 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   anglophile bang

      On the other hand (I love playing Devil’s Advocate), the recipient of the note took that private matter of religion and displayed it for all to see by putting it on a bumper sticker. If you do that, you’re inviting comments, from my point of view.

      It’s just our luck that the comment was pretty hilariously funny.

      Apr 5, 2010 at 8:29 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   phleabo

    The fact that the Buddha is still dead is actually kinda THE WHOLE POINT of Buddhism. Following the eightfold noble path leads to liberation from suffering, and thus karma, and the cycle of death and birth.

    Maybe the note was left by a fellow Buddhist having a bit of fun with the guy with the bumper sticker.

    Apr 5, 2010 at 6:43 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   Pterosaur

    “What would Buddha do?”

    Upon receiving such an ignorant yet hilariously ironic note, Buddha would have had a good chuckle and shown it to others to increase their amusement, education, and enlightenment.

    Apr 5, 2010 at 9:55 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   Mo® bang

      ” Hey Jesus get a load of this!” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OYG LOL

      Apr 5, 2010 at 10:18 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   mhadaway

    It was obviously a librarian!!! S/he used an old card from the card catalog! Hilarious.

    Apr 5, 2010 at 10:25 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   Mary Jane

    Am I the only one who googled card catalog? who uses that anymore?

    Apr 5, 2010 at 3:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #30.1   Mark bang

      You young whippersnappers, with your Googles and Amazonias and your color TVs… back in my day…

      Apr 5, 2010 at 3:34 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.2   ISpy

      Not to mention that Dewey Decimal System.

      Apr 12, 2010 at 9:31 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #31   Canthz_B bang

    What’s so unbelievable about dying, being laid to rest and being seen walking the Earth days later?

    If Elvis could do it, Jesus probably could too. I mean, I wouldn’t put anything past someone who knew the Hippie movement was coming so far in advance.

    Apr 5, 2010 at 10:10 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   orinoco womble

    Buddhist humour:
    A lady stops by a Buddhist tofu-pup stand and asks, “Can you make me one with everything?”

    “No ma’am,” replies the salesman, “You have to achieve that yourself.”

    She pays for her food and then says, “Hey, what about my change?”

    “Sorry, ma’am,” is the reply, “Change comes from within.”

    Apr 7, 2010 at 7:21 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Laura

    Why couldn’t the Buddhist vacuum in corners? ‘Cause he had no attachments.

    Can’t you kind of see this whole discussion as a Sinfest cartoon?

    Apr 9, 2010 at 6:24 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   sora

    doncha know that budda gets reincarnated every time he dies DUHHHHHHHHH.!

    Apr 12, 2010 at 2:37 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   Oh Jesus I love you and Buddha Too

    Wow, you are absolutely right. Jesus rose from the grave so priests can molest little boys.

    Apr 13, 2010 at 10:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   Matthew

    Apparently Duhh is the sound zombie Jesus makes.

    Apr 14, 2010 at 7:44 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     

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