Comments on: And Jesus said: “Duhhh” http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/04/and-jesus-said-duhhh/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Mon, 20 May 2013 00:18:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Matthew http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/04/and-jesus-said-duhhh/comment-page-1/#comment-353150 Matthew Wed, 14 Apr 2010 12:44:47 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=13907#comment-353150 Apparently Duhh is the sound zombie Jesus makes. Apparently Duhh is the sound zombie Jesus makes.

]]> By: Oh Jesus I love you and Buddha Too http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/04/and-jesus-said-duhhh/comment-page-1/#comment-353092 Oh Jesus I love you and Buddha Too Wed, 14 Apr 2010 03:19:38 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=13907#comment-353092 Wow, you are absolutely right. Jesus rose from the grave so priests can molest little boys. Wow, you are absolutely right. Jesus rose from the grave so priests can molest little boys.

]]> By: ISpy http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/04/and-jesus-said-duhhh/comment-page-1/#comment-352897 ISpy Tue, 13 Apr 2010 02:31:39 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=13907#comment-352897 Not to mention that Dewey Decimal System. Not to mention that Dewey Decimal System.

]]> By: sora http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/04/and-jesus-said-duhhh/comment-page-1/#comment-352823 sora Mon, 12 Apr 2010 19:37:00 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=13907#comment-352823 doncha know that budda gets reincarnated every time he dies DUHHHHHHHHH.! doncha know that budda gets reincarnated every time he dies DUHHHHHHHHH.!

]]> By: Laura http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/04/and-jesus-said-duhhh/comment-page-1/#comment-352613 Laura Fri, 09 Apr 2010 23:24:20 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=13907#comment-352613 Why couldn't the Buddhist vacuum in corners? 'Cause he had no attachments. Can't you kind of see this whole discussion as a Sinfest cartoon? Why couldn’t the Buddhist vacuum in corners? ‘Cause he had no attachments.

Can’t you kind of see this whole discussion as a Sinfest cartoon?

]]> By: orinoco womble http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/04/and-jesus-said-duhhh/comment-page-1/#comment-352256 orinoco womble Wed, 07 Apr 2010 12:21:23 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=13907#comment-352256 Buddhist humour: A lady stops by a Buddhist tofu-pup stand and asks, "Can you make me one with everything?" "No ma'am," replies the salesman, "You have to achieve that yourself." She pays for her food and then says, "Hey, what about my change?" "Sorry, ma'am," is the reply, "Change comes from within." Buddhist humour:
A lady stops by a Buddhist tofu-pup stand and asks, “Can you make me one with everything?”

“No ma’am,” replies the salesman, “You have to achieve that yourself.”

She pays for her food and then says, “Hey, what about my change?”

“Sorry, ma’am,” is the reply, “Change comes from within.”

]]> By: Bubba Joe http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/04/and-jesus-said-duhhh/comment-page-1/#comment-352192 Bubba Joe Tue, 06 Apr 2010 23:06:19 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=13907#comment-352192 Whoa! What happened there??? Don't use your zombie 'lord' as an excuse against stolen slogans. They are the largest group of thieves there are... Whoa! What happened there???
Don’t use your zombie ‘lord’ as an excuse against stolen slogans. They are the largest group of thieves there are…

]]> By: Bubba Joe http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/04/and-jesus-said-duhhh/comment-page-1/#comment-352191 Bubba Joe Tue, 06 Apr 2010 23:04:09 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=13907#comment-352191 VM - Christians have stolen almost every idea for a holiday they have. Don't use your zombie 'lord' VM -

Christians have stolen almost every idea for a holiday they have.
Don’t use your zombie ‘lord’

]]> By: MAMARILLA2 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/04/and-jesus-said-duhhh/comment-page-1/#comment-352158 MAMARILLA2 Tue, 06 Apr 2010 20:57:11 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=13907#comment-352158 Every Sunday and Wednesday. Then they put him back in the box and go out in the world to make customer service employees as miserable as they are the rest of the week. Every Sunday and Wednesday. Then they put him back in the box and go out in the world to make customer service employees as miserable as they are the rest of the week.

]]> By: infanttyrone http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/04/and-jesus-said-duhhh/comment-page-1/#comment-352157 infanttyrone Tue, 06 Apr 2010 20:55:05 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=13907#comment-352157 I think I can I think I can I think I can
I think I can

]]> By: GhostWriter http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/04/and-jesus-said-duhhh/comment-page-1/#comment-352093 GhostWriter Tue, 06 Apr 2010 16:39:13 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=13907#comment-352093 <i>One day a shaman, a Catholic priest and a Buddhist nun walked into a bar . . . </i> The shaman ordered tequila, the priest ordered a Bushmills, and the Buddhist nun ordered a Saki. The shaman said, "Tequila is truly the drink that brings you the most power- after I drink tequila, I have the power to become one with animals and see the world through their eyes.” The priest stated, “You’re wrong; Bushmills is the drink that gives you the most power. After I drink some Bushmills, I can bring the Holy Spirit down onto others, for blessings or punishment.” The Buddhist nun smiled and replied, “Your drinks offer great power, but I think Saki’s got you both beat. After a few of these, I can pull a train right in the middle of the monastery dining hall.” One day a shaman, a Catholic priest and a Buddhist nun walked into a bar . . .

The shaman ordered tequila, the priest ordered a Bushmills, and the Buddhist nun ordered a Saki.

The shaman said, “Tequila is truly the drink that brings you the most power- after I drink tequila, I have the power to become one with animals and see the world through their eyes.”

The priest stated, “You’re wrong; Bushmills is the drink that gives you the most power. After I drink some Bushmills, I can bring the Holy Spirit down onto others, for blessings or punishment.”

The Buddhist nun smiled and replied, “Your drinks offer great power, but I think Saki’s got you both beat. After a few of these, I can pull a train right in the middle of the monastery dining hall.”

]]> By: Canthz_B http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/04/and-jesus-said-duhhh/comment-page-1/#comment-352034 Canthz_B Tue, 06 Apr 2010 07:54:17 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=13907#comment-352034 Bah! Leakey/Lucy jokes are for Zinjanthropussies! :-P Bah! Leakey/Lucy jokes are for Zinjanthropussies! :-P

]]> By: BoneLover http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/04/and-jesus-said-duhhh/comment-page-1/#comment-352032 BoneLover Tue, 06 Apr 2010 07:25:10 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=13907#comment-352032 Hahaha. Leakey and Lucy. Gotta love that paleontology humor! Hahaha. Leakey and Lucy. Gotta love that paleontology humor!

]]> By: infanttyrone http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/04/and-jesus-said-duhhh/comment-page-1/#comment-352030 infanttyrone Tue, 06 Apr 2010 07:00:15 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=13907#comment-352030 Well, here's another "rockaway, rockaway" number. Go ahead, put you hand up on the leever (sic), cave in, take a chance.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MygwRml8K0&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWCKy399aSo&feature=related Well, here’s another “rockaway, rockaway” number.
Go ahead, put you hand up on the leever (sic), cave in, take a chance….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MygwRml8K0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWCKy399aSo&feature=related

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