Comments on: Ford Motor Company’s interesting new guerilla marketing campaign

By: Amy

Amy — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 02:50:12 +0000

Sure, Redbox and Netflix may have been the death of their former stomping grounds. Yet as Erin in San Diego noticed while shopping for DVDs at her local Best Buy, at least one of those condescending cinephiles has condescended to grace us with her presence (and her oh-so-artistic ampersands?) in big-box land.

Meanwhile, as Ali noticed, a [...]

By: Amy

Amy — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 17:57:46 +0000

So, Brandon in San Diego had a party, and apparently people stayed out pretty late playing beer pong in the yard — a yard which happens to be just outside the bedroom window of the neighbors, an older couple in their 70s. The morning after, our submitter Mallory says, Brandon woke up to find this [...]

By: Molly

Molly — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 04:49:58 +0000

I remember reading somewhere that people who dot their “i”s with little circles, hearts, smiley faces, etc. are very highly needy and attention-whorish. I’ll believe that.

By: Men Are Pigs

Men Are Pigs — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 01:31:53 +0000

Why is it that men are the only ones that are allowed to be interested in trucks and cars? I think you should stop with the ignorant comments and try talking to an intelligent woman, then you might realize some women aren’t just interested in shopping and makeup.

By: McMoFo

McMoFo — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 17:03:16 +0000

On second thought, I’d rather have a Waldorf salad.

By: Mo®

Mo® — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 15:59:13 +0000

So, that’s two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads.

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 15:17:02 +0000

Listen, don’t mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.

By: Cady

Cady — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 15:09:15 +0000

I get all my cars from ze Germans.

By: TippingCows

TippingCows — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 08:27:03 +0000

I see we are both sensitive to this. Such philanderers we are … philanthropists … Dr. Phils … whatever.

I have been known to leave notes on poorly parked cars when I see the person make the poor parking choice with my own eyes. I have noticed it happens a lot of Escalades, Ford trucks, and Suburbans and Dodge trucks. Not sure if a Chevy ever offended me in such a way!

By: Youji

Youji — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 05:34:09 +0000

I’ve got a ’99 Cavalier that’s got 145k miles on it and still gets over 30mpg on the highway. I’ve taken it from southern Michigan to Baltimore and back four times = D

I love this little car.

By: Odious

Odious — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 21:17:56 +0000

This time it’s the webmaster who goes on grammar alert!

A lifetime of diplomat-worthy
OR
A lifetime’s worth of diplomat-worthy
NOT
A lifetime worth of diplomat-worthy

ex. A year’s worth of food
It’s called a “temporal expression apostrophe”

By: Odious

Odious — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 21:06:07 +0000

Because when the car next to you is parked over the line, you have to as well. Then when that person leaves, you’re the one that gets the note from the asshole, who isn’t smart enough to apply logic and figure out what happened.

By: Mace Elaine

Mace Elaine — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 19:04:18 +0000

I’d like a Calvin peeing on a Calvin peeing sticker sticker.

By: rave

rave — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 16:51:42 +0000

this note just cemented my theory that people who dot their i’s with open circles rather than dots are one (or both) of the following: a girl in junior high school, or fucking psychotic.
just saying.