Alejandro found this note posted in the men’s toilet of his Santa Monica office building. “All I know is the guy that does this also uses half a roll of TP,” Alejandro says, “so he’s disgusting AND he hates the environment.”
UPDATE: Yes, it’s true: women’s toilets are often left in just as “discussing” a state as the one above. As Amanda in Austin recounts: “Somebody at my work had a terribly disgusting accident in the restroom that they did not clean up, and the custodians weren’t too happy. Neither were all the other women in the building. (And though it took place in the handicap-accessible stall, as far as we know, nobody in the building is disabled.)” A trifling matter? I think not.
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124 responses so far ↓
#1
Jamie
What is it he’s discussing while coating the world in shit?
Conservative politics?
Apr 6, 2010 at 6:44 am rating: 38
#2
Monzo Matic
That discussing shit was fucking delicious?
Sorry guys, I wanted to have my turn
Apr 6, 2010 at 7:09 am rating: 2
#3
ian in hamburg
A pitty it’s so shitty…
Apr 6, 2010 at 7:11 am rating: 14
#4
Gunderson
My guess on the phantom shitter is that its an old ex-Navy person. He still thinks he’s in the South Pacific dropping depth charges on enemy U-boats.
Apr 6, 2010 at 7:25 am rating: 8
#5
Parvenu
Must love people who are “truly discussing”. In the town where I live, which is in Germany, it’s quite usual to call someone who is an intriguer “Integrant” instead of “Intrigant”. I’ve heard it from two friends only in the last two weeks, of which one has a high school degree in germanic linguistics.
Apr 6, 2010 at 7:29 am rating: 0
#6
splint chesthair
Former janitor here and I must say, it’s really quite amazing what conditions you find in toilet stalls. Sometimes I had to turn my head sideways just to try to comprehend the physics of it all.
P.S. women’s toilets were ALWAYS the worst ones.
Apr 6, 2010 at 7:46 am rating: 15
#7
Silence
On behalf of all of us with sideways buttholes, I’d like to say that we’re tired of the discrimination and hatred we receive from the rest of the world, or as we like to call you, Verticals.
Yes, we may be a bit messy, but we can also write our names on a wall…with our poo. BEAT THAT!
Some famous SideGuys include:
Billy Dee Williams
Jack LaLanne
Joan Collins
Casper VanDien
Ryan Peake (guitarist for Nickelback)
William Ellery (RI signer of the Declaration of Independence)
Apr 6, 2010 at 7:58 am rating: 51
#8
The Boob Nazi
I’m pretty sure this is my dad…. Just sayin’
Apr 6, 2010 at 7:59 am rating: 4
#9
Canthz_B
He’s not truly discussing if he’s always talking out of his ass…he’s just talking shit again.
Apr 6, 2010 at 8:08 am rating: 20
#10
Canthz_B
Clever boy has envisioned the corrective colostomy…
“Paper or plastic, Sir?”
“Neither, thank you…I’m bag-free thanks to my brilliant surgeon!”
“Um, yeah…I meant for your groceries.”
Apr 6, 2010 at 8:17 am rating: 7
#11
laurie
I pitty the foo’ who cleans that toilet!
Apr 6, 2010 at 8:19 am rating: 2
#12
Escape Goat
Look! Coming out of the toilet–is it a guy, a pig, a filthy mutt? No. It’s …
Apr 6, 2010 at 8:32 am rating: 3
#13
nativefloridian
“All I know is the guy that does this also uses half a roll of TP,”
For what? He’s clearly not cleaning up after himself with it. So what is he doing with it?
Apr 6, 2010 at 9:00 am rating: 5
#14
oi
“truly discussing” , “who are not” and the sentence with “would be, surgically repositioned” I am truly baffled!
Apr 6, 2010 at 9:15 am rating: 1
#15
Gavin
The topic of this note “discusses” me
Apr 6, 2010 at 9:45 am rating: 6
#16
Long before dawn
There’s something about using a public restroom that really brings out the passive-aggressiveness in some people (the ones leaving the mess).
Apr 6, 2010 at 9:50 am rating: 0
#17
Mitzibell
… and the person with the discussing shit is thinking “but I had my asshole surgically positioned, it’s YOU …”
Apr 6, 2010 at 10:02 am rating: 5
#18
rave
i sense a little bit of sexual tension in this note. it’s probably just me, but the way the writer throws in “little pig,” and “filthy mutt” has me thinking he/she is a total furry. a furry with a toilet training fetish.
Apr 6, 2010 at 10:14 am rating: 14
#19
Kevin
While I was tempted to nitpick his grammar (your vs. you’re), I resisted simply because I completely agree with the sentiment behind the note. I also feel that perhaps it does not go far enough. . . .
Apr 6, 2010 at 11:30 am rating: 5
#20
JayAre
“I need TP for my bunghole.” –Cornholio (aka Beavis)
Apr 6, 2010 at 11:37 am rating: 5
#21
lalala
I always see people says women’s washrooms are worse, but when I had to clean bathrooms at my coffee shop job, men’s washrooms were way worse. I wonder why.
Apr 6, 2010 at 12:30 pm rating: 9
#22
park rose
Well, little pigs do cry wee, wee, wee all the way home.
And you know, it starts with number one. . .
Apr 6, 2010 at 12:30 pm rating: 1
#23
Julie
The grammar on that note is as, if not more, deplorable than the undesirable habits of the bathroom destruction.
Apr 6, 2010 at 12:47 pm rating: 1
#24
Kat Waterflame
Is it sad that, after reading this note, all I can think about is that the word “pity” was spelled wrong?
Apr 6, 2010 at 1:53 pm rating: 1
#25
TippingCows
I want to be behind the note writer (because they shit vertically) but it’s difficult when the grammar and improper spelling/word usage distracts me from the message.
I am also ticked off that I will be wondering for days what the note writer thinks the pig is discussing.
Apr 6, 2010 at 4:01 pm rating: 1
#26
anon
the guy probably has a health problem – just a thought.
My roommate wrote an equally nasty note to our other roommate re: the er, messy state of the loo. Turned out she was bulimic. awkward!
Apr 6, 2010 at 11:40 pm rating: 0
#27
TG
This brings back memories of the time my dad worked with a guy they all dubbed “Howitzer Butt” and he’d tell the tales of the nightmare of using the men’s bathroom daily.
Good times.
Apr 7, 2010 at 12:46 am rating: 5
#28
Bob
anonymous internet TMI of the day: both of the problems this person is complaining about are caused by the shitter being overweight; it’s a symptom of a fat butt. Not only does this make it difficult to center the asshole in the toilet, but it also makes it harder to clean, hence the extra TP usage. I struggle with this every day.
Apr 7, 2010 at 1:24 am rating: 1
#29
Chicken Underwear
Not so passive….
Apr 7, 2010 at 5:21 am rating: 0
#30
notthemarimba
What is with people and the word “trifling”? I don’t get the appeal of using it.
Apr 7, 2010 at 9:53 am rating: 0
#31
The Leen
Wow. The shit police are out in full force this week! Apparently, they also have no grasp of their mother tongue.
Apr 7, 2010 at 12:45 pm rating: 0
#32
Lowell
Team Janitor! Out of sympathy.
Also, I’ve just registered here because this whole site coupled with comments makes me laugh like a donkey.
Apr 7, 2010 at 3:10 pm rating: 1
#33
Liane
I walked in on an airport mess that was three stalls long. Projectile diarrhea DOES exist! Anyway, the sad thing was that there was no opportunity to leave a PAN because I’m sure the perpetrator had already gotten on their plane and messed up that bathroom, too. Instead of leaving a passive note, though, people were being even more passive-aggressive by just walking out of the bathroom without telling anyone about the mess, so everyone else in line had to make the discovery on their own. A gross, wrong, cycle of trauma. Tragic.
Apr 7, 2010 at 3:27 pm rating: 3
#34
TippingCows
How is it an accident if they made it to the bathroom?
Apr 8, 2010 at 3:37 am rating: 0
#35
K
Honestly the sexist nature of the second note makes me want to spray it MORE not less (I’m not a sprayer, btw)… as if my life should revolve around smelling like strawberries and summer, appearing to have no bodily functions whatsoever so I can be oh-so-appealing to a man. Ha. Hahaha.
He’s forgetting that the women who don’t care about getting a man or already have one are not going to fall for the guilt trip based on that insecurity. He will probably find the bathroom in worse shape next time. PA note fail.
Furthermore, it was the *handicapped* bathroom… maybe the woman had a physical disability and could not help herself.
Men and the shit of others… it always brings out their best side. I’m praying this douche nozzle didn’t breed, but I can bet you that he made his female partner (who did fall for the guilt routine) clean their bottoms.
Apr 9, 2010 at 6:11 am rating: 0
#36
John
ya’ll got some really funny stuff here. i don’t get why people leave a toilet full of shit, though; its as if they don’t even care! if that isn’t bad enough, ‘projectile vomit’ is totally unreal……. why can’t people make it IN the toilet OR the trash can?!! and whoever used a half a roll of TP to write a single note is either a ghost or an incredibly clever person.
Apr 10, 2010 at 5:17 pm rating: 0
#37
suziequzie
About the lady who messed up the handicapped toilet? What if… she was handicapped? And that was why it was messed (ie: she was having trouble, or a problem). That cleaning guy probably didn’t even think that may have been the cause. (Mom is handicapped, we’ve had to help her until she got her rehab going… not pretty).
Apr 11, 2010 at 11:51 pm rating: 1
#38
whispies
Shame on you for having bodily functions!
Poop softly and carry a big roll of toilet paper, you female. Men’s eyes can’t take the sight of poo.
Apr 12, 2010 at 11:32 am rating: 3
#39
Terry
Am I the only one who sees the second note as sexist ? Come on. Women make messes too and fling it if men see them. We are as messy as men and so what if male custodian see it ? If male custodians don’t want to see female accidents, they just have to change jobs.
Hm. On another note…your web site is very amusing !!
Apr 14, 2010 at 7:07 am rating: 1
#40
Cleo
True dat. I’m a chick and it’s a rare trip to the public bathroom indeed that at least one (and usually most if not all) the toilets are clogged up with a used tampon.
Apr 21, 2010 at 4:58 pm rating: 0
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Jul 21, 2010 at 10:47 pm rating: 0
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Nov 13, 2010 at 4:03 pm rating: 0
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