Truly (worth) discussing

April 6th, 2010 · 125 comments

Alejandro found this note posted in the men’s toilet of his Santa Monica office building. “All I know is the guy that does this also uses half a roll of TP,” Alejandro says, “so he’s disgusting AND he hates the environment.”

Who ever the guy is that uses this toilet daily and leaves it a mess everyday. Please use the toilet at your house and mess it up. Nobody wants to use this toilet after you shit here. I can imagine what your bathroom looks like at home. The other option would be to have your asshole surgically repositioned so your shit drops straight down like everybody else. If nobody had told you yet, you're a pig, somebody who is truly discussing, and are not fit to use a public toilet. Didn't your mother teach you any manners as a young little pig? At the very least have pity the poor guy who has to scrape and clean your shit off the rim of the toilet daily. When you walk a dog your required to pick up its shit, maybe think of yourself as a filthy mutt, and clean up after your self. God help you when we find out who you are!

UPDATE: Yes, it’s true: women’s toilets are often left in just as “discussing” a state as the one above. As Amanda in Austin recounts: “Somebody at my work had a terribly disgusting accident in the restroom that they did not clean up, and the custodians weren’t too happy. Neither were all the other women in the building. (And though it took place in the handicap-accessible stall, as far as we know, nobody in the building is disabled.)” A trifling matter? I think not.

To the nasty, trifling, inconsiderate inappropriate female, who soiled the handicap accessible bathroom, you should be ashame of yourself. You obviously had an accident, you should at least clean up after yourself as much as possible. It's a shame and a disgrace that the male housekeeper should see such filth from a female! It would be very much appreciated if you would have respect for the bathroom accommodations. Shame on you!!!!!

related: the most disgusting thing

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125 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Jamie

    What is it he’s discussing while coating the world in shit?

    Conservative politics?

    Apr 6, 2010 at 6:44 am   rating: 41  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Meesh

      Yes, and asshole repositioning refers to the most recent elections.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 7:36 am   rating: 54  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   poo poo

      Not any worse than liberal politics… those people just lean up against the wall and let it spray!

      Apr 6, 2010 at 1:46 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   Canthz_B bang

      And Conservatives think “it” (money/access to opportunity) will just trickle down on its own.

      Unfortunately, they keep sopping it up with tax loopholes before it gets to the masses below.

      Just how long can you use a teabag anyway…before it loses its potency?

      Sorry, no need for politics here…just couldn’t let that slide.

      Apr 7, 2010 at 9:08 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   Limeliberator bang

      Does anyone else find it hilarious when people on the news call themselves ‘Teabaggers”? I have a very different definition of teabagging.. (though perhaps not appealing to the masses.)

      Apr 8, 2010 at 12:17 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   Canthz_B bang

      I do, but only because I can’t see the connection to the Boston Tea Party.

      It’s hard to say you’re being taxed without representation when there are 435 Representatives in the House and 100 Senators.

      Maybe if they dressed up like Indians (or the whole Village People group), I could take them more seriously! :-P

      Apr 8, 2010 at 7:49 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Monzo Matic bang

    That discussing shit was fucking delicious?

    Sorry guys, I wanted to have my turn :-)

    Apr 6, 2010 at 7:09 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   tinkerbell2

      it’s a little too late to say sorry now. We’re not angry, we’re just disappointed.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 10:59 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   park rose bang

      If Monzo is a coprophiliac, and it appears that she is, then she was just being honest.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 12:48 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   infanttyrone

      I don’t think I’d want to kiss her if she were/was grinning

      Apr 6, 2010 at 1:30 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.4   infanttyrone

      Speaking of eating doodie…
      If coprophilia is recycling one’s output product,
      does that make it the gastronomical corollary of turbocharging ?

      * Alla you Carnot cycle fans…just go with the flow, OK ?

      Apr 6, 2010 at 3:47 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.5   Monzo Matic bang

      Awww why can’t you kiss me if I’m grinning? That’s the best kind of kiss. Shame.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 4:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   ian in hamburg

    A pitty it’s so shitty…

    Apr 6, 2010 at 7:11 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Bunnee

      The note writer seems to be having a pitty potty!

      Apr 6, 2010 at 9:00 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   Mo®

      You’re so shitty, oh so shitty, and I pity the poor cleaning guys!

      Apr 6, 2010 at 10:55 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   park rose bang

      It’s the pitty shitty ditty!

      Apr 6, 2010 at 12:49 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.4   infanttyrone

      After the complaints about all the Gore, I’d love to find out that the writer’s name was Lesley.

      Hey, even Leslie would tickle my irony bone, but I wouldn’t give it a high Nielsen rating.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 1:35 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.5   FeRD

      I dunno, PR… I’d describe that as the shitty pitty ditty.

      (No offense to the ‘mo. We know he tried his best.)

      Apr 6, 2010 at 6:28 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Gunderson

    My guess on the phantom shitter is that its an old ex-Navy person. He still thinks he’s in the South Pacific dropping depth charges on enemy U-boats.

    Apr 6, 2010 at 7:25 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Parvenu

    Must love people who are “truly discussing”. In the town where I live, which is in Germany, it’s quite usual to call someone who is an intriguer “Integrant” instead of “Intrigant”. I’ve heard it from two friends only in the last two weeks, of which one has a high school degree in germanic linguistics.

    Apr 6, 2010 at 7:29 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Meesh

      That’s like people who say “intregal” when they mean “integral.” Sheesh.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 7:52 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   Mace Elaine

      I love when people accidentally use “intregal.” I imagine them approaching zero as they near infinity.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 1:39 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.3   infanttyrone

      You have anal-ogized the nuculus of the problem without referring to corn or kernels, Colonel…Here’s to you, soon-to-be-Brigadier !

      Apr 6, 2010 at 1:40 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.4   jadefirefly

      And the people who say “perfer”. That one drives me batty.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 1:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.5   molly ringwald

      i hate when people say “axe” instead of “ask”

      irregardless of who you are, that is unacceptable!

      Apr 6, 2010 at 3:48 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.6   Michelle S.

      Your prolly hate when people say prolly too.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 3:49 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.7   infanttyrone

      That’s something that drives people like ‘myself’ right up the wall.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 3:59 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.8   molly ringwald

      “prolly” ranks right up there with “ridic” and “obvi” and when people say “Valentime’s Day” …

      ugh.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 4:16 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.9   The Girl With Kaleidescope Eyes

      I hate when people mistakenly refer to Alzheimer’s Disease as “Old Timers” or say “supposebly”. While this might sound really endearing coming from a six year old, it makes me cringe when I hear adults screw these words up.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 4:46 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.10   FeRD

      I know it’s pretty common (even our previous President was an adherent), but I had a PHYSICS PROFESSOR in college who said “newkewlar” instead of nuclear. …That just shouldn’t be allowed.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 6:31 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.11   AuntyBron

      Well I hate anybody who says or does anything differently than I do. I hate you all.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 11:14 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.12   a-Arialist

      I hate it when people say ‘pacific’ instead of ‘specific’. Grrrr. Or adults that say ‘spsketti’ instead of ‘spaghetti’ and think it’s cute.

      Apr 7, 2010 at 2:33 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.13   Boomshine

      I love Bisghetti!

      Apr 7, 2010 at 4:57 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.14   Canthz_B bang

      “Chicken Pops” is either a childhood disease, or when Dad is afraid to tell Mom he gambled away the mortgage money again.

      Apr 7, 2010 at 6:03 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.15   nys_emt

      Or it’s just some kind of nasty ass cereal!

      Apr 7, 2010 at 9:56 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.16   jayskinner70

      Hi all! Long-time reader, first-time commenter.

      I hate my best friend’s 30 year old girlfriend who always says “I’m celebrating so-and-so’s birTday.” Birthday without the “h”? My typical response is to drop the “h” from as many words as I can for the rest of the day…Is that considered PA?

      Apr 7, 2010 at 11:44 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.17   Odious

      oh yeah??
      Well I had a boss who said :
      “The utes of America ain’t like we use to be”
      and
      “For all intensive purposes”

      Apr 7, 2010 at 4:01 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.18   Canthz_B bang

      I had a boss who routinely used “assure” instead of “ensure”.
      She once asked me to proofread an email before she sent it, so I took the opportunity to point that out.
      She looked me in the eye and said she’d make a couple of the changes I suggested, but she was happy with “assure”.

      I just blinked my eyes to make sure I was awake and returned to my cubicle.

      Apr 8, 2010 at 7:57 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.19   Meghan G

      I’ve had two professors that pronounce origin “o-ridge-in.”

      Apr 9, 2010 at 11:16 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   splint chesthair

    Former janitor here and I must say, it’s really quite amazing what conditions you find in toilet stalls. Sometimes I had to turn my head sideways just to try to comprehend the physics of it all.

    P.S. women’s toilets were ALWAYS the worst ones.

    Apr 6, 2010 at 7:46 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Meesh

      Of course women’s restrooms are grosser. We’ve got more bodily functions to tend to in there. Does this really surprise anyone (aside from men who are convinced that women don’t poop)?

      Apr 6, 2010 at 8:06 am   rating: 24  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   laurie

      Women also don’t get the luxury of peeing standing up. We always need toliet paper. And if toliet seat covers aren’t provided, well…some have to find other ways. Also, many are accompanied by small children learning the way of the toliet~

      Doesn’t excuse not cleaning up after yourself, though.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 8:22 am   rating: 26  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   Captain Planet

      I try to convince myself, but it’s a feat of self denial too far. It kind of does surprise me that women’s bogs are nastier though, I always figured the “remain seated for the entire performance” instructions so beloved of stupid toilet-note makers where adhered to more often than not. Another illusion shattered.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 8:29 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.4   Not That Nicole the Other Nicole

      I washed truck stop bathrooms for a year or so, and yeah. Women’s are WAY WORSE.

      Once, I encamped outside a stall when a lady snuck out of the bathroom to tell me her neighbor had dropped a bloodied tampon on the floor and *stepped on it* for reasons I to this day fail to comprehend completely. My vigil was completed when the offender emerged and revealed herself to be–a fellow employee. I suppose she had some sort of vendetta against me or one of the other janitorial staff, but seriously, is that the worst you can come up with? I despair of human creativity.

      No one is above suspicion.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 8:46 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.5   Canthz_B bang

      Women are obsessed with bathroom cleanliness at home.
      Is it any wonder that public restrooms bear the brunt of their resentment?

      Apr 6, 2010 at 8:54 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.6   Captain Planet

      Also what’s the deal with those toilet seat cover things anyway. Unless someone pissed all over the seat, who cares. The seats are usually about the most hygenic part of the monstrosities which are public toilets.

      Also, that tampon story, is ummm, welll, just wow.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 9:28 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.7   Mo®

      What! Women poop!?!?!? :shock:
      .
      :lol:

      Apr 6, 2010 at 10:59 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.8   maas bang

      So much for the book I was writing to be titled “Some People Poop”…

      Apr 6, 2010 at 1:36 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.9   AiyeSuk

      Meesh- More bodily functions doesnt excuse making a mess in the bathroom. And yes, it does surprise a few of us, see 6.3. Now that I think of it though, I bet women hover the hell outta those seats.

      Laurie- Peeing standing up is cool, also over rated, but only if you clean up after yourself. Theres always a small splatter. Whether it be public or private if youre one of the ones who clean up after themselves its a step similar to wiping your J. Cool you have kids.

      Nicole- that sucks.

      Canthz- lol.

      Mo – <3

      And yes. Im totally forserious.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 1:37 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.10   infanttyrone

      That hovering position must wreak havoc on your abs.
      There’s a clue to the popularity of Pilates with the womenfolk.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 1:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.11   oh really

      Sadly, Captain Planet, women do pee all over the seat in public restrooms. All the damn time. It’s the damn hovering.

      I will admit there have been a few times where I’ve called someone out on pissing all over the seat if I walk into a stall right after they walked out of it. If you must hover, clean up after your own damn self. No one else wants to deal with your pee all over the seat. And hovering when you crap? There are no words. Either save it for at home or settle down on the seat.

      And, yes, women’s public restrooms are almost always disgusting. I figure a lot of women are just happy to be in a bathroom someone else has to clean, so they don’t give a damn what they do to it.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 4:57 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.12   Captain Planet

      Good lord, that opened my eyes to whole new levels of nastiness I had hitherto never suspected. Hovering while pinching one off is wrong on so many levels.

      Apr 7, 2010 at 4:39 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.13   Meesh

      That’s so weird. The timestamps on 6.5 and 6.11 read 2010, but they had to have been written in 1956.

      Apr 7, 2010 at 7:17 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.14   Canthz_B bang

      Meesh, only if you take them seriously and don’t see that we’re making fun of the stereotype, not supporting it.
      No need to burn your bra over it, we get it.

      I don’t mind though, women are moody because of their hormones and shouldn’t be expected to be rational beings! ;-)

      Apr 7, 2010 at 7:26 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.15   Meesh

      CB, you filthy little pig, you :)

      Apr 7, 2010 at 7:50 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.16   Canthz_B bang

      Why, Meesh…that’s so 1972 of you! :lol:

      Apr 7, 2010 at 8:22 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.17   Parvenu

      I used to be a cleaning person in a big café and I can confirm that the ladie’s toilets were by far the greater mess. Marking one’s territory with menstrual blood, for example, appeared like common practice amongst some ladies.

      Apr 9, 2010 at 1:59 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Silence

    On behalf of all of us with sideways buttholes, I’d like to say that we’re tired of the discrimination and hatred we receive from the rest of the world, or as we like to call you, Verticals.

    Yes, we may be a bit messy, but we can also write our names on a wall…with our poo. BEAT THAT!

    Some famous SideGuys include:

    Billy Dee Williams
    Jack LaLanne
    Joan Collins
    Casper VanDien
    Ryan Peake (guitarist for Nickelback)
    William Ellery (RI signer of the Declaration of Independence)

    Apr 6, 2010 at 7:58 am   rating: 51  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   infanttyrone

      Don’t overlook Jimmy Olsen, Ed Norton, or Sancho Panza.
      Don’t Kick those famous SideGuys to the curb.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 1:50 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   The Boob Nazi

    I’m pretty sure this is my dad…. Just sayin’

    Apr 6, 2010 at 7:59 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Canthz_B bang

    He’s not truly discussing if he’s always talking out of his ass…he’s just talking shit again.

    Apr 6, 2010 at 8:08 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Canthz_B bang

    Clever boy has envisioned the corrective colostomy…

    “Paper or plastic, Sir?”

    “Neither, thank you…I’m bag-free thanks to my brilliant surgeon!”

    “Um, yeah…I meant for your groceries.”

    Apr 6, 2010 at 8:17 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   laurie

    I pitty the foo’ who cleans that toilet!

    Apr 6, 2010 at 8:19 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Escape Goat

    Look! Coming out of the toilet–is it a guy, a pig, a filthy mutt? No. It’s …

    Apr 6, 2010 at 8:32 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Canthz_B bang

      …Pooperman!!

      Apr 6, 2010 at 8:44 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   park rose bang

      ain’t i clean, bad machine
      super cool, super mean
      feelin’ good, for the man
      Superfly, here i stand
      secret stash, heavy bread
      baddest bitches, in the bed
      I’m your pooperman.
      Im your pooperman.
      I’m your pooperman.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 12:35 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   infanttyrone

      Hi Mom!
      So hold me, Mom, in your long arms
      So hold me, Mom, in your long arms
      In your automatic arms
      Your electronic arms
      In your arms
      So hold me, Mom, in your long arms
      Your petrochemical arms
      Your military arms
      In your electronic arms

      Background music from Laurie Anderson’s i>O Pooperman for the commercial for the NewElectronic SuperPooperScooper.

      *Original plan was to use Cleaning Up After Mutts Kin B A Bitch, but negotiations broke down and that part of the project went sideways.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 2:02 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.4   Escape Goat

      Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Shit Stains …

      Apr 6, 2010 at 4:15 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.5   park rose bang

      The thread hit skid mark row, right EG?

      Apr 8, 2010 at 10:24 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.6   Escape Goat

      PR, I literally have no idea where the superhero references even came from. I just began hearing that silly voice from the old “Super Friends” cartoon reading these notes aloud inside my head. I have issues.

      Apr 8, 2010 at 12:07 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.7   infant tyrone bang

      Ah, SuperFriends…gotta love those classics, y’all…

      from other classics…

      Hey little sister who is it you’re with?
      Hey little sister what’s your vice and wish?
      Hey little sister shot gun (oh yeah)
      Hey little sister who’s your superman ?
      Hey little sister shot gun!

      Little sister, the sky is falling, I don’t mind, I don’t mind.
      Little sister, the fates are calling on you.
      The Moirae straddle the world.
      Even Zeus kisses their asses.
      Clotho spins the thread of your life,
      Lachesis measures it until
      Atropos cuts it with cold love.

      Ari Onassis wore many hats
      as the head of his multifaceted business empire,
      so can we say he was a pastiche-CEO ?

      Apr 8, 2010 at 1:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.8   Brilliantn33percentlessirritating

      @infant tyrone…
      I think we are waiting for the customary bazinga.

      This is what happens when you have a degree in library science, folks.

      Ty, you just murdered this thread in cold blood with something masquerading as humor that only a computer programmed in 1984 could love. Where’s Pooperman, the Legendary Sideways Shit Hero when you need him?

      Apr 9, 2010 at 5:59 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.9   infant tyrone bang

      I seem to have offended you, Lord Vader.
      But for that mask…I might know whether or not to care.

      Apr 9, 2010 at 5:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   nativefloridian

    “All I know is the guy that does this also uses half a roll of TP,”

    For what? He’s clearly not cleaning up after himself with it. So what is he doing with it?

    Apr 6, 2010 at 9:00 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   Canthz_B bang

      Well, if you roll it just right and inhale deeply enough…HEY, I WAS BROKE, OKAY?!?!?!

      That was some of the best shit I ever smoked! ;-)

      Apr 6, 2010 at 9:04 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   Mace Elaine

      And how, exactly, does the guy know that mystery dude uses half a roll? Does he leave the discared TP nearby? Does he go in with his calipers and measure several times a day? I’m curious.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 1:42 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.3   whit

      I’m sure the half a roll he used is still clogging the toilet.

      Apr 7, 2010 at 11:32 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.4   Mace Elaine

      Aw, that’s no fun. I wanted calipers to be involved.

      Apr 8, 2010 at 5:25 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   oi bang

    “truly discussing” , “who are not” and the sentence with “would be, surgically repositioned” I am truly baffled!

    Apr 6, 2010 at 9:15 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Gavin

    The topic of this note “discusses” me

    Apr 6, 2010 at 9:45 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Jonathan

      For others, it evokes a private moment of disturb.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 11:45 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   park rose bang

      Gavin, brave of you to ‘fess up. You better start saying your prayers, son.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 12:54 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   Long before dawn

    There’s something about using a public restroom that really brings out the passive-aggressiveness in some people (the ones leaving the mess).

    Apr 6, 2010 at 9:50 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Mitzibell bang

    … and the person with the discussing shit is thinking “but I had my asshole surgically positioned, it’s YOU …” ;-)

    Apr 6, 2010 at 10:02 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   rave

    i sense a little bit of sexual tension in this note. it’s probably just me, but the way the writer throws in “little pig,” and “filthy mutt” has me thinking he/she is a total furry. a furry with a toilet training fetish.

    Apr 6, 2010 at 10:14 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   maas bang

      Yes, it seems like it should be harder for the author to hold both the beliefs that the producer of the mess is a pig (who may have never been taught manners) and that he is a morally responsible agent. The tone, then, suggests that it be taken as a rant, and not a literal criticism of the offending party. It’s a pity really, that someone with such an upright position would resort to pettiness of this sort.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 1:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   brandine

      Or Alec Baldwin.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 2:33 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   Kevin

    While I was tempted to nitpick his grammar (your vs. you’re), I resisted simply because I completely agree with the sentiment behind the note. I also feel that perhaps it does not go far enough. . . .

    Apr 6, 2010 at 11:30 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   Kate

      Aye. Team Janitor.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 11:40 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.2   park rose bang

      Swab the decks!

      Apr 6, 2010 at 12:56 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.3   infanttyrone

      The Admirable is visiting tomorrow.
      When you’ve done the decks, swab the dicks, docks, and ducks, too.

      *If you’re a StarTrek fan, swab the Dax, but don’t mess up the symbiote.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 2:09 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   JayAre

    “I need TP for my bunghole.” –Cornholio (aka Beavis)

    Apr 6, 2010 at 11:37 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   Jonathan

      I used to know a guy who looked JUST like Beavis.

      But that’s not important right now. What’s important is the level of skill it takes to turn “bunghole” into a one-syllable word.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 11:46 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.2   jadefirefly

      My father, of all people, can do that.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 1:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.3   infanttyrone

      Asshole, porthole, keyhole, wormhole….piehole.
      What’s the problem ?
      Don’t play Scattergories for money is my recommendation.
      Or Family Food under any conditions, for that matter.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 2:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   lalala

    I always see people says women’s washrooms are worse, but when I had to clean bathrooms at my coffee shop job, men’s washrooms were way worse. I wonder why.

    Apr 6, 2010 at 12:30 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   park rose bang

    Well, little pigs do cry wee, wee, wee all the way home.

    And you know, it starts with number one. . .

    Apr 6, 2010 at 12:30 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   infanttyrone

      I’m lookin’ out for ya, in more ways than #1.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 2:11 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   Julie

    The grammar on that note is as, if not more, deplorable than the undesirable habits of the bathroom destruction.

    Apr 6, 2010 at 12:47 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   anglophile bang

      I give your comment a C+. The content is good, but it is awkwardly phrased. You can resubmit for a chance to raise your grade.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 1:24 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   infanttyrone

      I’m a soft touch with big thumbs, so I’ll say B-.

      Factoring in the public nature of the comment gives it a higher degree of difficulty than, say, writing it on the wall of a stall.

      Stolen from an old H.S. English teacher:
      The world is my john…and I am its wall.

      Apr 6, 2010 at 2:21 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   Kat Waterflame

    Is it sad that, after reading this note, all I can think about is that the word “pity” was spelled wrong?

    Apr 6, 2010 at 1:53 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   TippingCows

    I want to be behind the note writer (because they shit vertically) but it’s difficult when the grammar and improper spelling/word usage distracts me from the message.
    I am also ticked off that I will be wondering for days what the note writer thinks the pig is discussing.

    Apr 6, 2010 at 4:01 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   H for Toy bang

      Communism ala Orwell.

      Apr 7, 2010 at 2:15 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.2   Canthz_B bang

      Spiders?

      Apr 7, 2010 at 8:06 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   anon

    the guy probably has a health problem – just a thought.

    My roommate wrote an equally nasty note to our other roommate re: the er, messy state of the loo. Turned out she was bulimic. awkward!

    Apr 6, 2010 at 11:40 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   TG

    This brings back memories of the time my dad worked with a guy they all dubbed “Howitzer Butt” and he’d tell the tales of the nightmare of using the men’s bathroom daily.

    Good times.

    Apr 7, 2010 at 12:46 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   Bob

    anonymous internet TMI of the day: both of the problems this person is complaining about are caused by the shitter being overweight; it’s a symptom of a fat butt. Not only does this make it difficult to center the asshole in the toilet, but it also makes it harder to clean, hence the extra TP usage. I struggle with this every day.

    Apr 7, 2010 at 1:24 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   Canthz_B bang

      Bob, not to put too fine a point on it, but if your asshole is off-center, obesity isn’t your “big” problem. :-)

      Apr 7, 2010 at 2:11 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.2   The Leen

      Canthz, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
      (I don’t use “lol” because to me, it’s a bit disingenuous. I mean, really, how many of those people are actually laughing out loud and how many are merely smiling a little? Big diff, if you ask me.)

      Apr 7, 2010 at 12:48 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   Chicken Underwear

    Not so passive….

    Apr 7, 2010 at 5:21 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   notthemarimba

    What is with people and the word “trifling”? I don’t get the appeal of using it.

    Apr 7, 2010 at 9:53 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   The Leen

    Wow. The shit police are out in full force this week! Apparently, they also have no grasp of their mother tongue.

    Apr 7, 2010 at 12:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   Lowell bang

    Team Janitor! Out of sympathy.

    Also, I’ve just registered here because this whole site coupled with comments makes me laugh like a donkey.

    Apr 7, 2010 at 3:10 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Liane

    I walked in on an airport mess that was three stalls long. Projectile diarrhea DOES exist! Anyway, the sad thing was that there was no opportunity to leave a PAN because I’m sure the perpetrator had already gotten on their plane and messed up that bathroom, too. Instead of leaving a passive note, though, people were being even more passive-aggressive by just walking out of the bathroom without telling anyone about the mess, so everyone else in line had to make the discovery on their own. A gross, wrong, cycle of trauma. Tragic.

    Apr 7, 2010 at 3:27 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   TippingCows

    How is it an accident if they made it to the bathroom?

    Apr 8, 2010 at 3:37 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   K

    Honestly the sexist nature of the second note makes me want to spray it MORE not less (I’m not a sprayer, btw)… as if my life should revolve around smelling like strawberries and summer, appearing to have no bodily functions whatsoever so I can be oh-so-appealing to a man. Ha. Hahaha.

    He’s forgetting that the women who don’t care about getting a man or already have one are not going to fall for the guilt trip based on that insecurity. He will probably find the bathroom in worse shape next time. PA note fail.

    Furthermore, it was the *handicapped* bathroom… maybe the woman had a physical disability and could not help herself.

    Men and the shit of others… it always brings out their best side. I’m praying this douche nozzle didn’t breed, but I can bet you that he made his female partner (who did fall for the guilt routine) clean their bottoms.

    Apr 9, 2010 at 6:11 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   John

    ya’ll got some really funny stuff here. i don’t get why people leave a toilet full of shit, though; its as if they don’t even care! if that isn’t bad enough, ‘projectile vomit’ is totally unreal……. why can’t people make it IN the toilet OR the trash can?!! and whoever used a half a roll of TP to write a single note is either a ghost or an incredibly clever person.

    Apr 10, 2010 at 5:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   suziequzie

    About the lady who messed up the handicapped toilet? What if… she was handicapped? And that was why it was messed (ie: she was having trouble, or a problem). That cleaning guy probably didn’t even think that may have been the cause. (Mom is handicapped, we’ve had to help her until she got her rehab going… not pretty).

    Apr 11, 2010 at 11:51 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   whispies

    Shame on you for having bodily functions!

    Poop softly and carry a big roll of toilet paper, you female. Men’s eyes can’t take the sight of poo.

    Apr 12, 2010 at 11:32 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Terry

    Am I the only one who sees the second note as sexist ? Come on. Women make messes too and fling it if men see them. We are as messy as men and so what if male custodian see it ? If male custodians don’t want to see female accidents, they just have to change jobs.
    Hm. On another note…your web site is very amusing !!

    Apr 14, 2010 at 7:07 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   Cleo

    True dat. I’m a chick and it’s a rare trip to the public bathroom indeed that at least one (and usually most if not all) the toilets are clogged up with a used tampon.

    Apr 21, 2010 at 4:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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