Comments on: Coffee, mate?

By: Those heirloom tomatoes had sentimental value! | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

Those heirloom tomatoes had sentimental value! | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 19:20:19 +0000

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By: drobbins

drobbins — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 02:34:06 +0000

Daves 4 life!

By: Blogmella

Blogmella — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 21:19:41 +0000

@The Leen: If somebody wrote that, you should have written “So did I” underneath.

By: Chii

Chii — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 06:16:33 +0000

dude. if they got a mini fridge of their own @ the office…that might help. no? or just find less sleezy peeps @ work.

By: catburglar

catburglar — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 05:08:34 +0000

Please Stop!!! is even worse.

By: drollgirl

drollgirl — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 23:06:17 +0000

BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! i worked with a chick that busted a co-worker red-handed that was eating her lunch. she almost beat the shit out of him.

By: Err...

Err... — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 16:41:49 +0000

Just how much coffee creamer can one person use in a business week?

By: nice girl79

nice girl79 — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 14:20:48 +0000

I have never had this problem and i have never had to leave a note on any of my property. This is because i have a personal policy. I buy food to share, oh i know it is a crazy concept but i never bring something to work unless i plan to share. There is no reason to get upset over stupid coffee creamer. People who get upset over these things are uptight and need to get a life.

By: Escape Goat

Escape Goat — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 02:11:47 +0000

I used to protect my brownies with a “Caution: Fecal Sample” sign. Somebody always at least one.

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 19:56:37 +0000

TOS,
If I’d known about her, Your Exellency, I soutane-ly would have.
Mercí for the tip.

Now I have to contact my old college buddy in London and tell him where he has to be on 5 May, which appears to be McHugh’s Basement in Belfast.

Apparently she’s done this show to good reviews as far back as 2001, but…
She appears to have a paltry 21 MySpace friends;
she has no Facebook presence;
Youtube doesn’t know her;
her official home page is unresponsive.

She can’t perform in public and then be as private as Pynchon…can she?
Has the UK lit an enormous bonfire of salvia divinorum and transcended the Web, getting a head start on the 2012 thing ? I’ll fire me up a ‘missive (he likes ‘em rare) to the Professor and let y’all know if he’s got the skinny.

Pendant ce temps, garçon, I’ll skip the croques du merde and order your foie gras and cognac. Oh, and the cigarette girl’s costume, if she’ll sell it.
One must blend in with the troops, n’est-ce pas?

ITSBE: any info on the rumours that Lou and Maria Bamford will team up for a concept CD (to be produced by U2′s Edge, with a cameo by B.B. Bordan, formerly of Molly Hatchet) based on the songs of Lizzie Borden ?

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 18:33:13 +0000

it,

Perhaps you could have mentioned the work of Lou Dalgleish.

By: farcical aquatic ceremony

farcical aquatic ceremony — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 17:58:16 +0000

@2.4: You have named yourself well. Feel free to take as much time away as necessary to become, you know, a better person.

By: Hmm...

Hmm... — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 14:55:23 +0000

I’m still waiting for the follow up PAN about leaving bio-hazard materials in the refrigerator.

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 14:39:35 +0000

Shirley you’d rather park it in that comfy Booth over there.

*still trying to devise a way to get castmember Lynn (Natasha) Borden’s name into this w/o posting a YT link to I Don’t Want To Go To Chelsea…

**giving up on Filbert Gottfried and Who’s Afraid of Filbert Grape

*** checked (so to speak) with Amarillo Slim, who confirms that Hazel always had the nuts, but who denies that Shirley Booth was an early Hollywood afficionado of Texas HoldEm