Comments on: Killing it with kindness

By: the heat

the heat — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 06:10:29 +0000

Beer pong is the official sport of San Diego, specifically beach-area San Diego. Brandon is every dude who lives within a twelve-block radius of me. Team Pissed Off Old Lady, co-captain!

By: brandon

brandon — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 21:30:14 +0000

this is brandon the one who recieved this card! so i would like to say that i am a chemist with a good job of the age of 27. i also like to party! i live on the beach in pacific beach and people party all around me at all times including the people above me! so since i have a backyard with a beer pong table in it that just happened to face a old neighbors window i am screwed! so for all of you that just bashed me… get some friends and party already or at least get a life of some sort.

By: Clumber

Clumber — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 13:05:20 +0000

That it was a free card from a charity makes this PAN extra super special

Got that Brandon?

Team Partying Granny

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 05:16:06 +0000

As long as mimes are counted as clowns, you’re OK in my book.
But you should be able to stretch that 100ml over a long time span,
and the broken glass just cranks up your civil and criminal liability.
So, vaya con huevos. They’ll shatter just dandy.

By: maceelaine

maceelaine — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 23:56:03 +0000

Then again, I’m a scientist, so you shouldn’t trust me. I’m always lying and pissing off clowns.

By: maceelaine

maceelaine — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 19:53:35 +0000

I’d just buy the 100mL bottle and throw that at them. It’s in glass, so it should shatter nicely. But I usually go for the easy route.

I am so, so very glad not to have any of that stuff in my lab. We have enough disturbing smells.

By: MarkI

MarkI — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 18:15:49 +0000

Dear Brandon,
The world is a better place with you in it.
But passiveaggressivenotes.com is not a good place to post personal correspondence.

By: mouse

mouse — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 17:08:27 +0000

I thought the play in the yard ting was a sort of cute way of saying she didn’t disapprove of the activity itself (which some might assume she would do to her age) just the timing.

By: David

David — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 17:06:39 +0000

Aside from a little binge drinking slut who is too self-absorbed to see three inches past the next cock she’s sucking.

What’s her number?

By: Blogmella

Blogmella — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 16:35:09 +0000

Wow Joanna, your entire personality seems to have changed, since the moment you allegedly wrote that note.

After being kept awake for half the night you were all “glad you’re my friend” and stuff. Now you’re attacking Mallory as a “binge drinking slut”, just for posting on here.

Odd that.

By: Stinky

Stinky — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 16:26:40 +0000

I once had neighbors that were up ’til all hours partying. I went over there one time to bitch at them. They offered me a beer and a comfy chair. Brilliant! I don’t recall them ever getting any quieter, but I just didn’t mind them after that.

By: anglophile

anglophile — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 15:56:21 +0000

I’m pretty sure calling the submitter of the note a binge-drinking slut is exactly the way one should respond. For a 70 year-old granny, you’re amazingly technologically savvy, not to mention hep to the way things are done on the World Wide Web. Good for you, Joanna.

P.S. Has anyone ever told you about Facebook? You should look into it. There’s tons of opportunities to be passive-aggressive there!

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 15:27:27 +0000

maceelaine,
I haven’t done serious price comparisons, but you can get it at
https://www.spectrumchemical.com/OA_HTML/ibeCSrdSrchResults.jsp?cg=-200&minisite=10020&respid=50577&ds=0&dr=30&st=kw&cpg=0&section=18956&kw=b1195&searchlov=-1

Remember your safety precautions.
Oh, if you’re in touch with Jamf or Bland, remind them that
C₄H₈O₂, isn’t something positively disturbing for me.

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 14:54:30 +0000

TOS,
If you see Martha Raye at the bash tonight, please give her our best.
A hug may be problematic, since she was buried with military honors in 1994, but I’m sure the gala’s spirits will provide some inspiration.
We’ll always remember her as Benita Bizarre, as well as for the obvious
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=martha+raye+commercial&aq=3

I prefer to hunt, capture, load, fire, and release ammo in a non-PvP environment. I don’t mind a character dying in combat, but I’d like to keep my own personal meat alive for a few more decades, if possible.
We could rig up a police training courses (friend or foe pop-ups) to fire live rounds at you, but I’m strictly spectator material for that movie.

Finally, I haven’t seen anything from Ronco for fez tassels, but…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T8Gxk7vbec