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• #1   Max S

  Presumably the note writer doesn’t feel the need to inform potential clothes stealing escape convicts that they’re bad because they already know.

  Apr 19, 2010 at 10:18 am   rating: 19  
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• #2   Bunnee

  So, stealing clothes makes you a bad person, but being an escaped convict doesn’t?

  Apr 19, 2010 at 10:24 am   rating: 8  
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  • #2.1   Maas

    Clothes stealing makes you a bad person, being an escaped convict makes you too scary for the note writer to want to inform you of this.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 1:34 pm   rating: 36  
     

  • #2.2   park rose

    Maybe she’s thinking the Cool Hand Luke variety of escaped convict. Hey, babe – the colour doesn’t suit you? – why don’t we see what I’ve got in the bedroom?

    Apr 19, 2010 at 2:00 pm   rating: 2  
     

  • #2.3   Scott

    Apparently, in this case, two wrongs DO make a right!

    Apr 19, 2010 at 5:22 pm   rating: 4  
     
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• #3   Blogmella

  What about if you steal them and then give them to a homeless person?

  Apr 19, 2010 at 10:25 am   rating: 4  
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  • #3.1   Bunnee

    That would make you The Detroit Robin Hood. Funny, I thought Detroit would have run out of things to steal….

    Apr 19, 2010 at 10:31 am   rating: 24  
     

  • #3.2   infant tyrone

    Well, there are all those souls that used to belong to former residents.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 10:48 am   rating: 5  
     

  • #3.3   Stinky

    Detroit Robin-Hoodie?

    Apr 19, 2010 at 11:30 am   rating: 13  
     

  • #3.4   park rose

    Are homeless people necessarily naked?

    Apr 19, 2010 at 2:01 pm   rating: 2  
     

  • #3.5   mamason

    It’s not necessarily necessary. Just a preference.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 2:14 pm   rating: 5  
     

  • #3.6   infant tyrone

    Even if they have some clothing,
    their haberdashery bench strength is light.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 4:12 pm   rating: 1  
     

  • #3.7   farcical aquatic ceremony

    …their haberdashery stench strength is, unfortunately, great.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 6:44 pm   rating: 5  
     

  • #3.8   park rose

    Though not necessarily great.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 7:02 pm   rating: 4  
     
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• #4   eyehearta2

  Ebonics. Know it. Love it.

  (no it, luv it?)

  Apr 19, 2010 at 10:26 am   rating: 2  
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  • #4.1   Sean Jungian

    I see no sign of ebonics in this note.

    Comment score:
    Relevance: Fail
    Humor: Fail
    Grammar: Fail
    Observations: Fail
    Creativity: Fail
    Tangential racism based solely on the purported geographic origin of the note: WIN!

    Apr 19, 2010 at 10:32 am   rating: 57  
     

  • #4.2   infant tyrone

    You (#4) didn’t win the Jackpot, but you did win our 2nd place prize:
    Two weeks in beautiful downtown Detroit ! *

    * No expenses paid, major penalty for early withdrawal.**
    ** Not a junkie joke. ***
    *** But maybe a good album title for Jane’s Addiction.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 10:56 am   rating: 13  
     

  • #4.3   mickeyc

    Assuming someone is fluent in ebonics because they live in a bad neighborhood in Detroit is racist?!
    Congratulations on your mastery of written ebonics Jungian – this is a rare skill indeed.
    I am going to award you my “Gold Star of Seeing Racism Everywhere”. You are also up for a “What White People Like” award for your offense at the writer’s grammar, but I must warn you this is a fiercely competitive award. Winning gives you the right to look smug at dinner parties for six months (kind of like a loaner Nobel Prize).
    Assuming that everyone thinks ebonics is a bad thing: Fail.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 12:40 pm   rating: 9  
     

  • #4.4   Sean Jungian

    Excellent! My smugness has never been so self-importantly pleased.

    Still, please do point out to me the ebonics shown in the note. I fear my caucasianality has given me functional ebonics blindness.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 12:53 pm   rating: 26  
     

  • #4.5   Gunderson

    Way to go everyone. Only 4 posts in, and this thread has already been “Sharpton’ed!”

    Apr 19, 2010 at 1:19 pm   rating: 4  
     

  • #4.6   eyehearta2

    No thanks Tyrone. I’m down there enough as it is. I’m sure Sean has been there quite a bit as well. He seems to know what he is talking about.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 1:27 pm   rating: 3  
     

  • #4.7   infant tyrone

    SJ,
    Now your sufficiency has been suffoncified ?

    Except for three teensy errors, this would be correct standard English.
    1) needs a comma between clothes and I,
    2) you’re (not your) a bad person
    3) unless you’re an escaped convict (not yer)

    Not sure what mickeyc is onto or about, but if you see
    a baggie poking outa his parka pocket, snag it and
    bring it back to the film lab for ‘analysis’, woncha ?
    We may have to exhaust its contents, but I’m pretty sure TOS and WotV would agree with us that often that’s just the price of good science.

    Nil illegitimi carborundum !

    P.S. Any news on the funding front ?

    Apr 19, 2010 at 1:33 pm   rating: 4  
     

  • #4.8   mamason

    I just don’t understand why Sean had to bring our tangentials into the discussion. Does it always have to be about our winkies and pee-pees? Let’s try and keep it clean people!

    Apr 19, 2010 at 1:52 pm   rating: 8  
     

  • #4.9   park rose

    Are we back on the tangled tangental tangential fez tassles, Mama? I agree, someone has to apply a fine-toothed comb* to that shit. Straighten it all out.

    *the kind most often used with that stinging lotion which gets rid of the kids’ lice.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 2:09 pm   rating: 2  
     

  • #4.10   Sean Jungian

    Mamason, I’m happy to discuss your tangetials at any time. Perhaps infant tyrone can even write a grant proposal for us?

    Apr 19, 2010 at 2:16 pm   rating: 1  
     

  • #4.11   mamason

    There are always entitlements…

    Apr 19, 2010 at 2:50 pm   rating: 1  
     

  • #4.12   infant tyrone

    I plan to request a grant of 50,000 USD from the Lederer Foundation to study the clear deterioration in spelling (don’t worry, the proposal will refer to it as “orthographic diversity”) of a critical word on this sub-thread.

    To wit:
    @ 4.8, tangential
    @ 4.9, tangental
    @4.10, tangetials

    We’ll need enough funds for 3-4 of us to plunk down on a nude beach somewhere and mingle with the indigenous personnel. And it has to be during a time when the sun is out most of the day, because we need to be able to show the local buff wallas a list of 4 spellings, those being the ones above and the correct spelling, which is, of course, “tangenitals”.

    Revisions, additions, corrections, etc. are just plain welcome here, especially anything that could serve to amp up our grant figure.

    P.S. His name is “Rover”.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 4:14 pm   rating: 2  
     

  • #4.13   Woman on the Verge

    I’m still waiting to “analyze” that sample…

    Apr 19, 2010 at 4:49 pm   rating: 2  
     

  • #4.14   infant tyrone

    I see two possibilities, Wo…
    1) SJ found nothing, in which case #4 & #4.3 don’t need a dealer;
    2) SJ found something, but doesn’t want to share.

    I’m betting on SJ being straight (with us anyway).
    Let me know if you think of any other ways
    this sample thing could have gone down.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 5:48 pm   rating: 1  
     

  • #4.15   Woman on the Verge

    I’m sure I could come up with some other scenarios. Just let me sniff my Sharpie for a minute and they’ll come to me…

    Apr 19, 2010 at 6:12 pm   rating: 3  
     

  • #4.16   park rose

    Not what I do with my sharps, WotV – but each to their own, the end result might be the same.

    Ty, you know that language is a virus and there are subtle inflections twixt infections and injections.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 7:10 pm   rating: 2  
     

  • #4.17   infant tyrone

    WotV,
    I’m noticing you “staying in character” or “living the role” (wasn’t close to being in the Drama Club; not sure what the right, current phrase is).
    Please don’t “Get Sharp” and drive a car or the like (dozers, forklifts, y’know fun, cathartic, bump ‘n’ bang stuff), if only for the movie’s sake.
    Plus, I’m sure your family would miss you, not to mention their difficulty trying to explain away the telltale black lines between the nares and upper lip, which my mortician friends tell me are hard to lose under less than 0.25 inches of makeup.

    rose,
    Do tell. In a mere moment I reflected on what you said and knew that I couldn’t reject it. It can be a vicious circle too. Some folks get an infection and need an injection. Others give themselves injections and get infected,
    at which point it’s a shampoo job (Lather. Rinse. Repeat.).
    I did the Grammarian-Geometer math. It only takes two 180º reflections, one 90º reflection, and a little slide to turn an eff into a jay. Subtle.
    And if you’re trying to get me to post another Laurie Anderson/Wm. Burroughs clip, it’ll have to wait. Last one of those I did, some citizen liked to crawl up my tailpipe blowin’ hot gas the wrong way. Maybe next month, after the butt blisters heal.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 8:45 pm   rating: 1  
     

  • #4.18   Sean Jungian

    I seem to have misplaced my Masters of Ebonics.

    I believe the sample was contaminated.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 9:27 pm   rating: 1  
     

  • #4.19   infant tyrone

    SJ,
    Jeepers creepers and Jeezy Creezy, bubba, of all the bad luck.
    It got you so messed up you misplaced your prized diploma ? Wow !
    Well, now you know science is safer in the lab with colleagues to help.

    I imagine something similar happened to those other fellas.
    They musta lost their book learnin’ too, so we shouldn’t be too harsh.
    There but for the grace of dancing lessons go we.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 9:57 pm   rating: 0  
     

  • #4.20   Canthz_B

    I have a B.E. and an M.E. and “yer” is not Ebonics, misuse of “your” is ubiquitous.

    But then, perhaps ALL of the notes posted here which contain poor grammar are written by those fluent in Ebonics?

    One never knows, do one?

    Apr 20, 2010 at 3:37 am   rating: 2  
     

  • #4.21   ISUCK

    Stop being so racist! This note was written by a poorly educated white person! Black people can’t write!

    p.s. 420!!!!

    Apr 20, 2010 at 6:59 am   rating: 1  
     
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• #5   Bunnee

  Well, at least the escaped convict will blend right in with that orange and hot pink printed wrap-around skirt.

  Apr 19, 2010 at 10:27 am   rating: 12  
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  • #5.1   infant tyrone

    We spend 15 years on genetic mutation, brain rewiring, and speech therapy and you come back saying this is a Romulan cloaking device ?

    Apr 19, 2010 at 10:32 am   rating: 6  
     
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• #6   anglophile

  Hybristophilia rears its ugly head once again.

  Apr 19, 2010 at 10:30 am   rating: 3  
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  • #6.1   infant tyrone

    Perhaps balanced out by any escapee’s brachycephalic one,
    evolving over years of incarceration
    from keeping its nose out of other people’s business.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 11:19 am   rating: 1  
     

  • #6.2   Sirius¤

    Dolores faithfully hung the brightly colored garments every morning, garments that she hoped would attract a refugee from the forbidding complex down the road. Surely such a refugee would need clothing, a nice meal, and (she dared to hope) some companionship. Alas, the only people she attracted were the nasty street urchins and lowly misdemeanants from the neighborhood.
    Dolores resolved to write a note.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 12:12 pm   rating: 22  
     

  • #6.3   park rose

    Ooh, two new words. 6.0 and 6.2.
    ‘glo, I’ve got to hand it to you:
    

    Hybristophilia is accepted as potentially lethal, other such paraphilias including, but not being limited to asphyxiophilia, autassassinophilia, biastophilia, kleptophilia and chremastistophilia[1].

    The things you learn.
    Sirius ¤ misdemeanant, though of course, just from observation, not participation, I knew misdemeanour. For naughty people who weren’t so naughty I only knew miscreant, but your word choice is precise and exact and has the park rose seal of approval, for what it’s worth.*
    In addition, the dictionary says that miscreants are evil and the spawn of the devil. More Fagin than Artful Dodger, or at the least (worst?) CEOs of large financial institutions. I’ve been hanging out with the wrong crowd. What I thought was a posse of lovable ruffians was a gallery of rogues. I surrounded myself with BAD PEOPLE who were, in turn, all wrapped in sunset-coloured skirts. I guess that should have been the give away.

    *At present, the contents of my purse . . . about 25 cents.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 2:29 pm   rating: 2  
     

  • #6.4   infant tyrone

    1) Sirius, Brava!/Bravo!
    (no heteronormative pressure to choose one …take two, they’re small)

    2) rose, we all love ya…we’ll be patient. Lexicography Monthly’s August 2004 issue had a long article on how people learning new judicial system words and their definitions often tend to apply them willy-nilly to friends and family, irrespective of “common sense applicability”. Soon you’ll be back to embracing us as the lovable posse of ruffians we’ve always been.

    3) rose, If you already knew “brachycephalic”, I’m never playing Scrabble with you for money.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 4:16 pm   rating: 1  
     

  • #6.5   ISpy

    Sirius, oh how I’ve missed you. Or maybe I’ve been away too long.

    Apr 21, 2010 at 2:27 pm   rating: 0  
     
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• #7   Flaboy2425

  Bad, schmad. It’s too cold to be running around naked. I needed them.

  Sincerely,
  Warm and Smiling Clothing Thief

  Apr 19, 2010 at 10:39 am   rating: 3  
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  • #7.1   maceelaine

    That’s a bad Native American name if I’ve ever heard one.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 2:32 pm   rating: 9  
     

  • #7.2   infant tyrone

    Dances With Salvation Army Store Cashiers So He Can Get The 50% Discount Even If It’s The Wrong Color Tag seemed a bit overlong…
    plus he’s agoraphobic, so signifying shopping in a crowd would lack verisimilitude, which would affect his street cred and thus peyote supply.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 4:20 pm   rating: 7  
     
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• #8   Bored at Work

  Well the note writer certainly doesn’t have chremastipophilia.

  Apr 19, 2010 at 10:43 am   rating: 1  
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• #9   dj ottershop

  I would not want to accuse an escaped con of being a bad person, either. They might bust a cap in my ass after wrapping themselves in that fantastic orange-paisley sheet.

  Apr 19, 2010 at 10:49 am   rating: 4  
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• #10   Stinky

  On a related note (sort-of)…see that garbage can in the background between the cars? Do you think someone is using that to save their spot?

  Apr 19, 2010 at 11:32 am   rating: 9  
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  • #10.1   infant tyrone

    The spot looks like it’s big enough for one of these, so maybe…
    http://www.lifeinfozone.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/mini-electric-car.jpg

    Apr 19, 2010 at 11:53 am   rating: 0  
     

  • #10.2   ISpy

    Sharp eye, Stinky! But since when does a motorcycle need to save a spot? Oh. I bet it’s for a Smartcar — in Detroit. Of course.

    Apr 21, 2010 at 2:24 pm   rating: 0  
     
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• #11   dave

  Title of the post is wrong. It should be: o brother where you at?

  Apr 19, 2010 at 11:34 am   rating: 1  
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  • #11.1   mamason

    Yo, bro! Where you be?

    Apr 19, 2010 at 11:58 am   rating: 2  
     

  • #11.2   Capt. Pedantico

    No, I believe YOU’RE WRONG; the title is correct. In the context of the note/the cultural reference, that is. Because what’s missing here? The “you’re.”

    Apr 19, 2010 at 12:42 pm   rating: 3  
     

  • #11.3   mamason

    Oh, now I get it!

    Apr 19, 2010 at 1:46 pm   rating: 2  
     
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• #12   Becky

  YOUR bad at grammar.

  Apr 19, 2010 at 11:44 am   rating: 1  
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  • #12.1   Woman on the Verge

    My bad person? What did I do to deserve one?

    Apr 19, 2010 at 11:48 am   rating: 4  
     

  • #12.2   infant tyrone

    Wo(e) is you, indeed.
    Your A bad person seems to be a subject without a predicate.
    Which means, unless it has a good appeals attorney,
    it’ll never complete its assigned sentence.

    I feel a little juvenile bringing this up, and it may not relieve detention,
    but if it’s under 18 you could say it’s just a phrase it’s going through.

    If it’s any solace, as a parent you’re off the hook, cuz…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffHcGlF0xDw&feature=related

    Apr 19, 2010 at 12:22 pm   rating: 3  
     

  • #12.3   Woman on the Verge

    Did I really deserve Merle Haggard? Really?

    Apr 19, 2010 at 4:53 pm   rating: 1  
     

  • #12.4   infant tyrone

    It was only meant as an alibi if a young’un morphs into a misdemeanant. Exculpatory, extenuating, and any other ex-amples that might apply.

    In case it’s the singer + not the song, here’s another version.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyRgHgMOPzo

    Apr 19, 2010 at 6:27 pm   rating: 0  
     

  • #12.5   Gavin

    I’m convinced that you make these replies to silly comments so confusing on purpose. Rather than simply replying: “ironic much”, etc.

    I suppose it has the desired effect, in that Becky (and her like-minded peers) become so dumfounded trying to establish what the reply means that they are eventually found 4 days later convulsing and sweating prefusely, and are then taken into care, never to return to the forum.

    Apr 23, 2010 at 8:40 am   rating: 0  
     
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• #13   farcical aquatic ceremony

  Clearly, as with the removal of tacky lawn ornaments, these acts of clothing thievery fall under the category crimes committed “for the common good”. FOR CRYIN’ OUT FUCKIN’ LOUD–these people are hangin their greige undies and stretched-out-of-shape leggings out ALONG THE EDGE OF A PUBLIC ROAD!!! Note the two-way street, people: the note writer hasn’t been drying out her poor fashion choices in the privacy of a backyard, she’s been forcing her neighbors to watch her spandex unmentionables and polyester shouldn’taboughtems. Team anti-eyesore.

  Apr 19, 2010 at 12:55 pm   rating: 14  
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  • #13.1   park rose

    Team, Save the Planet!

    Apr 19, 2010 at 2:32 pm   rating: 3  
     

  • #13.2   infant tyrone

    Team Think Globally, Steal Neighbors’ Ugly Crap Locally.
    A Holy Pwned Subdivision of Team Save the Planet.
    Looking to collaborate with Team Now WTF Do We Do With This Crap?

    (For now, after a raid, since landfills are bursting at the seams and dumping in the ocean is strictly OUT, we relax, fire up a fat one and wait for a disposal epiphany to float effortlessly from Gaia’s mind to our’s).

    Apr 19, 2010 at 9:17 pm   rating: 3  
     
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• #14   Wordtinker doesnt smith

  I ain’t a gonna’ steal da biddy’s clothes, but if she leavin some shoes out, Imma have ‘em. Cuz, ya know, I like some shoes now.

  That’s not ebonics, folks. That’s the just the way I sound in person.

  Apr 19, 2010 at 12:55 pm   rating: 6  
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• #15   mamason

  If you steal these clothes I just want you to know that I’m running out of underwear so when your done doing whatever it is your doing with my panties can you please bring them back. You could just hang them back on the line no questions axed.

  (unless yer an escaped convict)

  Apr 19, 2010 at 1:40 pm   rating: 4  
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  • #15.1   infant tyrone

    In this economy, if ever, don’t leave your last clean pair of GP’s hangin’.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 6:50 pm   rating: 0  
     
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• #16   claw71

  What if I don’t steal those clothes but use them to wipe my ass after I crap in your flower bed? Who’s the bad person now?

  Apr 19, 2010 at 1:42 pm   rating: 9  
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  • #16.1   park rose

    All a form of recycling, energy-use reduction and waste management I think, Claw. You’re on the team.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 2:34 pm   rating: 1  
     

  • #16.2   Woman on the Verge

    But which team?

    Apr 19, 2010 at 4:54 pm   rating: 0  
     

  • #16.3   Woman on the Verge

    Which team is claw on? Just checking.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 4:54 pm   rating: 1  
     

  • #16.4   park rose

    Shit-stirrers? Muck-rakers?

    Apr 19, 2010 at 7:14 pm   rating: 1  
     

  • #16.5   infant tyrone

    Things to take on a Crap in Someone Else’s Flower Bed kinda day ?
    1) Reading material + specs if you need them
    2) Pepper spray in case of grouchy Rotties
    3) 1/2 roll TP
    4) Short garden hose for impromptu bidet (in case you need to
    ….sacrifice #3 to a grouchy Rottie)
    5) If it’s dark…one of those flashlights that clip onto your book

    Apr 19, 2010 at 9:46 pm   rating: 2  
     
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• #17   claw71

  I-hi am a man-an of clothes I borrow
  It causes trouble, I’m bad they say
  I-hi am a ne’er-do-well, but I get lucky
  Because the sizes, are all OK

  Apr 19, 2010 at 1:49 pm   rating: 6  
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  • #17.1   sleeps

    You ain’t bona fide!

    Apr 19, 2010 at 3:07 pm   rating: 0  
     

  • #17.2   park rose

    Love the blue-ass, Claw. Love a man who knows how to fiddle an’ holler.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 7:15 pm   rating: 1  
     
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• #18   Fiona

  At last I know how to snag an escaped con of my very own!!

  Apr 19, 2010 at 2:31 pm   rating: 2  
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• #19   Blogmella

  That paisley wrap would look awesome on someone who had escaped from Guantanamo Bay. It would really make a pretty accent to the orange jumpsuit.

  Apr 19, 2010 at 4:33 pm   rating: 2  
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  • #19.1   infant tyrone

    True, but let’s try to keep it localized to PAN.
    Word gets out we’ll get the perp walk mixed up with the runway.
    You’d need shades to open an issue of Vogue.

    Clem (customer): Vergil, come looki’ here, there’s a fly in my soup !
    Vergil(waiter): Hush y’sef, Clem…now ever’body’s gonna want one.

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• #20   Woman on the Verge

  If you steal these clothes, I just want you to know that your taste in clothing sucks.
  (unless you happen to be on the lam and are so desperate that you would wear this ugly paisley shawl)

  Apr 19, 2010 at 4:56 pm   rating: 1  
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• #21   Denny DelVecchio

  Looking at the garment left behind, I feel comfortable saying that should have been a letter of apology.

  Apr 19, 2010 at 10:06 pm   rating: 2  
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• #22   Na

  I imagine it’s because escaped convicts would have a good reason to need her clothes, (to get out of their convict clothes) where anybody else would be doing it just out of spite or selfishiness. But she didn’t think of people who accidentally got locked out of their house while naked, or time travellers from the future who quickly need to change their futuristic clothes to fit in so they don’t interfier too much with the space-time continuum.

  Apr 19, 2010 at 11:10 pm   rating: 3  
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• #23   Canthz_B

  Never discriminate against an escaped convict.
  Given the state of the criminal justice system, there’s a 50% chance she/he is innocent!

  Apr 20, 2010 at 3:42 am   rating: 2  
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• #24   Cleo

  Reminds me of when some white trash neighbors of mine put up a sign on their car that said “missing license plate because some1 stoled it.”
  Written by adults.
  Who have bred/produced children.
  Who are going to perpetuate such moronic tendencies.
  *facepalm*

  Apr 21, 2010 at 4:08 pm   rating: 0  
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• #25   Cleo

  Also:
  No, he’s MY bad person! Get your own!

  Apr 21, 2010 at 4:19 pm   rating: 0  
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