O Brother, Where “You’re” At?

April 19th, 2010 · 87 comments

Trixie found this morally and grammatically curious note pinned to clothesline in her boyfriend’s Detroit neighborhood. So, uh, if you’re looking for a safe house after a prison break…

 If you steal these clothes I just want you to know that your [sic] a bad person. (Unless yer an escaped convict)

related: I know where she lives.

FILED UNDER: CAPS LOCK · Detroit · stealing · your/you're


87 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Max S

    Presumably the note writer doesn’t feel the need to inform potential clothes stealing escape convicts that they’re bad because they already know.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 10:18 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   Bunnee

    So, stealing clothes makes you a bad person, but being an escaped convict doesn’t?

    Apr 19, 2010 at 10:24 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Maas

      Clothes stealing makes you a bad person, being an escaped convict makes you too scary for the note writer to want to inform you of this.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 1:34 pm   rating: 37  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   park rose bang

      Maybe she’s thinking the Cool Hand Luke variety of escaped convict. Hey, babe – the colour doesn’t suit you? – why don’t we see what I’ve got in the bedroom?

      Apr 19, 2010 at 2:00 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   Scott

      Apparently, in this case, two wrongs DO make a right!

      Apr 19, 2010 at 5:22 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   Blogmella bang

    What about if you steal them and then give them to a homeless person?

    Apr 19, 2010 at 10:25 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Bunnee

      That would make you The Detroit Robin Hood. Funny, I thought Detroit would have run out of things to steal….

      Apr 19, 2010 at 10:31 am   rating: 25  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   infant tyrone bang

      Well, there are all those souls that used to belong to former residents.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 10:48 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   Stinky bang

      Detroit Robin-Hoodie?

      Apr 19, 2010 at 11:30 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.4   park rose bang

      Are homeless people necessarily naked?

      Apr 19, 2010 at 2:01 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.5   mamason bang

      It’s not necessarily necessary. Just a preference.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 2:14 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.6   infant tyrone bang

      Even if they have some clothing,
      their haberdashery bench strength is light.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 4:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.7   farcical aquatic ceremony

      …their haberdashery stench strength is, unfortunately, great.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 6:44 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.8   park rose bang

      Though not necessarily great.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 7:02 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   eyehearta2

    Ebonics. Know it. Love it.

    (no it, luv it?)

    Apr 19, 2010 at 10:26 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Sean Jungian

      I see no sign of ebonics in this note.

      Comment score:
      Relevance: Fail
      Humor: Fail
      Grammar: Fail
      Observations: Fail
      Creativity: Fail
      Tangential racism based solely on the purported geographic origin of the note: WIN!

      Apr 19, 2010 at 10:32 am   rating: 58  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   infant tyrone bang

      You (#4) didn’t win the Jackpot, but you did win our 2nd place prize:
      Two weeks in beautiful downtown Detroit ! *

      * No expenses paid, major penalty for early withdrawal.**
      ** Not a junkie joke. ***
      *** But maybe a good album title for Jane’s Addiction.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 10:56 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   mickeyc

      Assuming someone is fluent in ebonics because they live in a bad neighborhood in Detroit is racist?!
      Congratulations on your mastery of written ebonics Jungian – this is a rare skill indeed.
      I am going to award you my “Gold Star of Seeing Racism Everywhere”. You are also up for a “What White People Like” award for your offense at the writer’s grammar, but I must warn you this is a fiercely competitive award. Winning gives you the right to look smug at dinner parties for six months (kind of like a loaner Nobel Prize).
      Assuming that everyone thinks ebonics is a bad thing: Fail.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 12:40 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   Sean Jungian

      Excellent! My smugness has never been so self-importantly pleased.

      Still, please do point out to me the ebonics shown in the note. I fear my caucasianality has given me functional ebonics blindness.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 12:53 pm   rating: 26  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.5   Gunderson

      Way to go everyone. Only 4 posts in, and this thread has already been “Sharpton’ed!”

      Apr 19, 2010 at 1:19 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.6   eyehearta2

      No thanks Tyrone. I’m down there enough as it is. I’m sure Sean has been there quite a bit as well. He seems to know what he is talking about.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 1:27 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.7   infant tyrone bang

      SJ,
      Now your sufficiency has been suffoncified ?

      Except for three teensy errors, this would be correct standard English.
      1) needs a comma between clothes and I,
      2) you’re (not your) a bad person
      3) unless you’re an escaped convict (not yer)

      Not sure what mickeyc is onto or about, but if you see
      a baggie poking outa his parka pocket, snag it and
      bring it back to the film lab for ‘analysis’, woncha ?
      We may have to exhaust its contents, but I’m pretty sure TOS and WotV would agree with us that often that’s just the price of good science.

      Nil illegitimi carborundum !

      P.S. Any news on the funding front ?

      Apr 19, 2010 at 1:33 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.8   mamason bang

      I just don’t understand why Sean had to bring our tangentials into the discussion. Does it always have to be about our winkies and pee-pees? Let’s try and keep it clean people!

      Apr 19, 2010 at 1:52 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.9   park rose bang

      Are we back on the tangled tangental tangential fez tassles, Mama? I agree, someone has to apply a fine-toothed comb* to that shit. Straighten it all out.

      *the kind most often used with that stinging lotion which gets rid of the kids’ lice.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 2:09 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.10   Sean Jungian

      Mamason, I’m happy to discuss your tangetials at any time. Perhaps infant tyrone can even write a grant proposal for us?

      Apr 19, 2010 at 2:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.11   mamason bang

      There are always entitlements…

      Apr 19, 2010 at 2:50 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.12   infant tyrone bang

      I plan to request a grant of 50,000 USD from the Lederer Foundation to study the clear deterioration in spelling (don’t worry, the proposal will refer to it as “orthographic diversity”) of a critical word on this sub-thread.

      To wit:
      @ 4.8, tangential
      @ 4.9, tangental
      @4.10, tangetials

      We’ll need enough funds for 3-4 of us to plunk down on a nude beach somewhere and mingle with the indigenous personnel. And it has to be during a time when the sun is out most of the day, because we need to be able to show the local buff wallas a list of 4 spellings, those being the ones above and the correct spelling, which is, of course, “tangenitals”.

      Revisions, additions, corrections, etc. are just plain welcome here, especially anything that could serve to amp up our grant figure.

      P.S. His name is “Rover”.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 4:14 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.13   Woman on the Verge bang

      I’m still waiting to “analyze” that sample…

      Apr 19, 2010 at 4:49 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.14   infant tyrone bang

      I see two possibilities, Wo…
      1) SJ found nothing, in which case #4 & #4.3 don’t need a dealer;
      2) SJ found something, but doesn’t want to share.

      I’m betting on SJ being straight (with us anyway).
      Let me know if you think of any other ways
      this sample thing could have gone down. ;-)

      Apr 19, 2010 at 5:48 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.15   Woman on the Verge bang

      I’m sure I could come up with some other scenarios. Just let me sniff my Sharpie for a minute and they’ll come to me…

      Apr 19, 2010 at 6:12 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.16   park rose bang

      Not what I do with my sharps, WotV – but each to their own, the end result might be the same.

      Ty, you know that language is a virus and there are subtle inflections twixt infections and injections.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 7:10 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.17   infant tyrone bang

      WotV,
      I’m noticing you “staying in character” or “living the role” (wasn’t close to being in the Drama Club; not sure what the right, current phrase is).
      Please don’t “Get Sharp” and drive a car or the like (dozers, forklifts, y’know fun, cathartic, bump ‘n’ bang stuff), if only for the movie’s sake.
      Plus, I’m sure your family would miss you, not to mention their difficulty trying to explain away the telltale black lines between the nares and upper lip, which my mortician friends tell me are hard to lose under less than 0.25 inches of makeup.

      rose,
      Do tell. In a mere moment I reflected on what you said and knew that I couldn’t reject it. It can be a vicious circle too. Some folks get an infection and need an injection. Others give themselves injections and get infected,
      at which point it’s a shampoo job (Lather. Rinse. Repeat.).
      I did the Grammarian-Geometer math. It only takes two 180º reflections, one 90º reflection, and a little slide to turn an eff into a jay. Subtle.
      And if you’re trying to get me to post another Laurie Anderson/Wm. Burroughs clip, it’ll have to wait. Last one of those I did, some citizen liked to crawl up my tailpipe blowin’ hot gas the wrong way. Maybe next month, after the butt blisters heal.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 8:45 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.18   Sean Jungian

      I seem to have misplaced my Masters of Ebonics.

      I believe the sample was contaminated.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 9:27 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.19   infant tyrone bang

      SJ,
      Jeepers creepers and Jeezy Creezy, bubba, of all the bad luck.
      It got you so messed up you misplaced your prized diploma ? Wow !
      Well, now you know science is safer in the lab with colleagues to help.

      I imagine something similar happened to those other fellas.
      They musta lost their book learnin’ too, so we shouldn’t be too harsh.
      There but for the grace of dancing lessons go we.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 9:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.20   Canthz_B bang

      I have a B.E. and an M.E. and “yer” is not Ebonics, misuse of “your” is ubiquitous.

      But then, perhaps ALL of the notes posted here which contain poor grammar are written by those fluent in Ebonics?

      One never knows, do one? ;-)

      Apr 20, 2010 at 3:37 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.21   ISUCK

      Stop being so racist! This note was written by a poorly educated white person! Black people can’t write!

      p.s. 420!!!!

      Apr 20, 2010 at 6:59 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Bunnee

    Well, at least the escaped convict will blend right in with that orange and hot pink printed wrap-around skirt.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 10:27 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   infant tyrone bang

      We spend 15 years on genetic mutation, brain rewiring, and speech therapy and you come back saying this is a Romulan cloaking device ?

      Apr 19, 2010 at 10:32 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   anglophile bang

    Hybristophilia rears its ugly head once again.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 10:30 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   infant tyrone bang

      Perhaps balanced out by any escapee’s brachycephalic one,
      evolving over years of incarceration
      from keeping its nose out of other people’s business.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 11:19 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   Sirius¤ bang

      Dolores faithfully hung the brightly colored garments every morning, garments that she hoped would attract a refugee from the forbidding complex down the road. Surely such a refugee would need clothing, a nice meal, and (she dared to hope) some companionship. Alas, the only people she attracted were the nasty street urchins and lowly misdemeanants from the neighborhood.
      Dolores resolved to write a note.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 12:12 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   park rose bang

      Ooh, two new words. 6.0 and 6.2.
      ‘glo, I’ve got to hand it to you:

      Hybristophilia is accepted as potentially lethal, other such paraphilias including, but not being limited to asphyxiophilia, autassassinophilia, biastophilia, kleptophilia and chremastistophilia[1].

      The things you learn.
      Sirius ¤ misdemeanant, though of course, just from observation, not participation, I knew misdemeanour. For naughty people who weren’t so naughty I only knew miscreant, but your word choice is precise and exact and has the park rose seal of approval, for what it’s worth.*
      In addition, the dictionary says that miscreants are evil and the spawn of the devil. More Fagin than Artful Dodger, or at the least (worst?) CEOs of large financial institutions. I’ve been hanging out with the wrong crowd. What I thought was a posse of lovable ruffians was a gallery of rogues. I surrounded myself with BAD PEOPLE who were, in turn, all wrapped in sunset-coloured skirts. I guess that should have been the give away.

      *At present, the contents of my purse . . . about 25 cents.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 2:29 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.4   infant tyrone bang

      1) Sirius, Brava!/Bravo!
      (no heteronormative pressure to choose one …take two, they’re small)

      2) rose, we all love ya…we’ll be patient. Lexicography Monthly’s August 2004 issue had a long article on how people learning new judicial system words and their definitions often tend to apply them willy-nilly to friends and family, irrespective of “common sense applicability”. Soon you’ll be back to embracing us as the lovable posse of ruffians we’ve always been.

      3) rose, If you already knew “brachycephalic”, I’m never playing Scrabble with you for money.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 4:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.5   ISpy

      Sirius, oh how I’ve missed you. Or maybe I’ve been away too long.

      Apr 21, 2010 at 2:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Flaboy2425

    Bad, schmad. It’s too cold to be running around naked. I needed them.

    Sincerely,
    Warm and Smiling Clothing Thief

    Apr 19, 2010 at 10:39 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   maceelaine bang

      That’s a bad Native American name if I’ve ever heard one.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 2:32 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   infant tyrone bang

      Dances With Salvation Army Store Cashiers So He Can Get The 50% Discount Even If It’s The Wrong Color Tag seemed a bit overlong…
      plus he’s agoraphobic, so signifying shopping in a crowd would lack verisimilitude, which would affect his street cred and thus peyote supply.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 4:20 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Bored at Work bang

    Well the note writer certainly doesn’t have chremastipophilia.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 10:43 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   dj ottershop

    I would not want to accuse an escaped con of being a bad person, either. They might bust a cap in my ass after wrapping themselves in that fantastic orange-paisley sheet.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 10:49 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Stinky bang

    On a related note (sort-of)…see that garbage can in the background between the cars? Do you think someone is using that to save their spot?

    Apr 19, 2010 at 11:32 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   dave

    Title of the post is wrong. It should be: o brother where you at?

    Apr 19, 2010 at 11:34 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   mamason bang

      Yo, bro! Where you be?

      Apr 19, 2010 at 11:58 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   Capt. Pedantico

      No, I believe YOU’RE WRONG; the title is correct. In the context of the note/the cultural reference, that is. Because what’s missing here? The “you’re.”

      Apr 19, 2010 at 12:42 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.3   mamason bang

      Oh, now I get it!

      Apr 19, 2010 at 1:46 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Becky

    YOUR bad at grammar.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 11:44 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Woman on the Verge bang

      My bad person? What did I do to deserve one?

      Apr 19, 2010 at 11:48 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   infant tyrone bang

      Wo(e) is you, indeed.
      Your A bad person seems to be a subject without a predicate.
      Which means, unless it has a good appeals attorney,
      it’ll never complete its assigned sentence.

      I feel a little juvenile bringing this up, and it may not relieve detention,
      but if it’s under 18 you could say it’s just a phrase it’s going through.

      If it’s any solace, as a parent you’re off the hook, cuz…
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffHcGlF0xDw&feature=related

      Apr 19, 2010 at 12:22 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   Woman on the Verge bang

      Did I really deserve Merle Haggard? Really?

      Apr 19, 2010 at 4:53 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.4   infant tyrone bang

      It was only meant as an alibi if a young’un morphs into a misdemeanant. Exculpatory, extenuating, and any other ex-amples that might apply.

      In case it’s the singer + not the song, here’s another version.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyRgHgMOPzo

      Apr 19, 2010 at 6:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.5   Gavin

      I’m convinced that you make these replies to silly comments so confusing on purpose. Rather than simply replying: “ironic much”, etc.

      I suppose it has the desired effect, in that Becky (and her like-minded peers) become so dumfounded trying to establish what the reply means that they are eventually found 4 days later convulsing and sweating prefusely, and are then taken into care, never to return to the forum.

      Apr 23, 2010 at 8:40 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   farcical aquatic ceremony

    Clearly, as with the removal of tacky lawn ornaments, these acts of clothing thievery fall under the category crimes committed “for the common good”. FOR CRYIN’ OUT FUCKIN’ LOUD–these people are hangin their greige undies and stretched-out-of-shape leggings out ALONG THE EDGE OF A PUBLIC ROAD!!! Note the two-way street, people: the note writer hasn’t been drying out her poor fashion choices in the privacy of a backyard, she’s been forcing her neighbors to watch her spandex unmentionables and polyester shouldn’taboughtems. Team anti-eyesore.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 12:55 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   park rose

      Team, Save the Planet!

      Apr 19, 2010 at 2:32 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   infant tyrone bang

      Team Think Globally, Steal Neighbors’ Ugly Crap Locally.
      A Holy Pwned Subdivision of Team Save the Planet.
      Looking to collaborate with Team Now WTF Do We Do With This Crap?

      (For now, after a raid, since landfills are bursting at the seams and dumping in the ocean is strictly OUT, we relax, fire up a fat one and wait for a disposal epiphany to float effortlessly from Gaia’s mind to our’s).

      Apr 19, 2010 at 9:17 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   Wordtinker doesnt smith bang

    I ain’t a gonna’ steal da biddy’s clothes, but if she leavin some shoes out, Imma have ‘em. Cuz, ya know, I like some shoes now.

    That’s not ebonics, folks. That’s the just the way I sound in person.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 12:55 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   mamason bang

    If you steal these clothes I just want you to know that I’m running out of underwear so when your done doing whatever it is your doing with my panties can you please bring them back. You could just hang them back on the line no questions axed.

    (unless yer an escaped convict)

    Apr 19, 2010 at 1:40 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   infant tyrone bang

      In this economy, if ever, don’t leave your last clean pair of GP’s hangin’.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 6:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   claw71 bang

    What if I don’t steal those clothes but use them to wipe my ass after I crap in your flower bed? Who’s the bad person now?

    Apr 19, 2010 at 1:42 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   park rose

      All a form of recycling, energy-use reduction and waste management I think, Claw. You’re on the team.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 2:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   Woman on the Verge bang

      But which team?

      Apr 19, 2010 at 4:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.3   Woman on the Verge bang

      Which team is claw on? Just checking.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 4:54 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.4   park rose bang

      Shit-stirrers? Muck-rakers?

      Apr 19, 2010 at 7:14 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.5   infant tyrone bang

      Things to take on a Crap in Someone Else’s Flower Bed kinda day ?
      1) Reading material + specs if you need them
      2) Pepper spray in case of grouchy Rotties
      3) 1/2 roll TP
      4) Short garden hose for impromptu bidet (in case you need to
      ….sacrifice #3 to a grouchy Rottie)
      5) If it’s dark…one of those flashlights that clip onto your book

      Apr 19, 2010 at 9:46 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   claw71 bang

    I-hi am a man-an of clothes I borrow
    It causes trouble, I’m bad they say
    I-hi am a ne’er-do-well, but I get lucky
    Because the sizes, are all OK

    Apr 19, 2010 at 1:49 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   sleeps

      You ain’t bona fide!

      Apr 19, 2010 at 3:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   park rose bang

      Love the blue-ass, Claw. Love a man who knows how to fiddle an’ holler.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 7:15 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   Fiona

    At last I know how to snag an escaped con of my very own!!

    Apr 19, 2010 at 2:31 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Blogmella bang

    That paisley wrap would look awesome on someone who had escaped from Guantanamo Bay. It would really make a pretty accent to the orange jumpsuit.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 4:33 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   infant tyrone bang

      True, but let’s try to keep it localized to PAN.
      Word gets out we’ll get the perp walk mixed up with the runway.
      You’d need shades to open an issue of Vogue.

      Clem (customer): Vergil, come looki’ here, there’s a fly in my soup !
      Vergil(waiter): Hush y’sef, Clem…now ever’body’s gonna want one.

      Apr 19, 2010 at 6:59 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   Woman on the Verge bang

    If you steal these clothes, I just want you to know that your taste in clothing sucks.
    (unless you happen to be on the lam and are so desperate that you would wear this ugly paisley shawl)

    Apr 19, 2010 at 4:56 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Denny DelVecchio

    Looking at the garment left behind, I feel comfortable saying that should have been a letter of apology.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 10:06 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Na

    I imagine it’s because escaped convicts would have a good reason to need her clothes, (to get out of their convict clothes) where anybody else would be doing it just out of spite or selfishiness. But she didn’t think of people who accidentally got locked out of their house while naked, or time travellers from the future who quickly need to change their futuristic clothes to fit in so they don’t interfier too much with the space-time continuum.

    Apr 19, 2010 at 11:10 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   Canthz_B bang

    Never discriminate against an escaped convict.
    Given the state of the criminal justice system, there’s a 50% chance she/he is innocent!

    Apr 20, 2010 at 3:42 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Cleo

    Reminds me of when some white trash neighbors of mine put up a sign on their car that said “missing license plate because some1 stoled it.”
    Written by adults.
    Who have bred/produced children.
    Who are going to perpetuate such moronic tendencies.
    *facepalm*

    Apr 21, 2010 at 4:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Cleo

    Also:
    No, he’s MY bad person! Get your own!

    Apr 21, 2010 at 4:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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