Entries from April 2010

And seriously, FYI you guys

April 5th, 2010 · 96 Comments

This note was spotted by Sara at the downtown Alamo Cinema Drafthouse in Austin, seemingly written by an employee channeling Amy Poehler’s character in Wet Hot American Summer.

Hey guys, listen up! There is [sic] way too many memos being posted around here lately, irregardless of what they may say. Let's all do our part to minimize clutter on the wall. Seriously, no biggie, just you know...

Seriously guys, amirite?!?

related: Now finish up them taters, I’m gonna go fondle my sweaters

Tags: Austin · CAPS LOCK · fed-up librarian · irregardless · meta · now that's management · spelling and grammar police

And Jesus said: “Duhhh”

April 4th, 2010 · 118 Comments

Just one more special Easter note for you, kids. (Then I’m off to the drugstore to see if I can score any half-price Cadbury Mini Eggs.)

This one comes from Ray in Mount Vernon, Ohio, who said it was left on his wife’s windshield a while back, in response to a bumper sticker on her car that reads “What Would Buddha Do?”

Budda can't Do any-thing. He is still in the grave. Jesus rose from the grave. He is alive. Duhhh

Alrighty then. Back to your pagan traditions!

related: but He took the wheel

Tags: car · Ohio · unsolicited feedback

(use side door)

April 2nd, 2010 · 68 Comments

Ready for Easter, Christians of the world? Well, we’ve just got a bit of Holy Week housekeeping to take care of first.

ATTENTION - ALTAR GUILD  Please pour unused wine on ground outside (use side door). Pastor has requested that it be disposed of in this manner, because it is the consecrated blood of Jesus Christ. IT SHOULD NOT BE POURED IN THE SINK.

We will be opening at 2:00pm on... Sundays!!! (Go to church.) Thanks, Mama Kim

And a Good Friday to you!

related: The Easter Bunny is so passive-aggressive

Tags: Jesus

Scottish blinking balls

April 1st, 2010 · 92 Comments

I don’t know what this note is really about — Shane in Dallas just said he found it on the bulletin board in his apartment building — but I know I definitely won’t be stopping by #2913 to “talk” it over.

(It just, uh, doesn’t sound like my scene.)

To the Person who has two of our blinking garden balls, taken from #2913... Don't forget, we still have 5 more ...wouldn't want you to not to have a complete set! These came from Scotland. Why don't you stop by, and we'll "talk" it over....? :)

related: you can have the inflatable bananas

Tags: Dallas/Fort Worth · kinda creepy · neighbors · smiley · WTF?