Comments on: A not-so-friendly handshake

By: Bruce

Bruce — Wed, 19 May 2010 08:50:34 +0000

Sure, some things (don’t pee in the freaking trash can!) should go without saying. But if you’re gonna say it, wouldn’t this be the time for absolute clarity? In this situation, the directive “behind the salad bar” seems dangerously vague.
Oh, and did I mention that Jenna in Kansas spotted this notice at a local “salad bar/tanning salon”? [...]

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Fri, 07 May 2010 06:59:32 +0000

I know, Happy Nat.
Did you hear about that party they threw at Stalingrad?

An invitation was to die for.

By: Xenobiologista

Xenobiologista — Wed, 05 May 2010 01:30:09 +0000

Here in Singapore the National Environment Agency prints posters with illustrative cartoons to ask people not to shake their wet hands over the floor. It’s the Nanny State, no kidding. Yet public toilet operators still get away with putting out bottles of diluted dish detergent for “hand soap”.

By: Xenobiologista

Xenobiologista — Wed, 05 May 2010 01:26:04 +0000

Aside from what everybody else said…a tree plantation of acres and acres of identical trees is NOT a forest by any stretch of the imagination. Maybe only to people who never get out of the city and have no idea how to tell one tree from another.

I’m Malaysian and one of my country’s ministers once tried to pull the same stupid shit by insisting that our country is still over 75% forested. He was counting rubber and oil palm (condoms and fat-laden cookies to you) plantations as “rainforest”.

By: Woman on the Verge

Woman on the Verge — Tue, 04 May 2010 18:43:00 +0000

Is anyone else worried about all those fools with their pants on the ground?

By: HappyNat

HappyNat — Tue, 04 May 2010 12:14:23 +0000

These are the same people who think Obama is a Socialist, Nazi, Communist, Muslim, because all ideologies have so much in common. Nazis and Communists are famous for how well they got along with each other.

By: Rob

Rob — Tue, 04 May 2010 10:55:14 +0000

This sounds like a big joke but I’ve witnessed a guy shaking his hands into a bathroom floor while standing next to the hand drier. I just thought that guy was a moron and never would have imagined it was so widespread a problem.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Tue, 04 May 2010 07:23:23 +0000

I’m really tempted, but I’m going to leave the “Pro-life, Pro-death penalty, Anti-Government-funded health care, don’t touch my Medicare, Government can’t run anything big effectively, increase defense spending, lower my taxes, decrease the federal deficit” crowd alone…because they aren’t dumb.

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Tue, 04 May 2010 06:08:45 +0000

Maybe we need a new bumper sticker for Fox hounds…
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Do I contradict myself?
Very well, then I contradict myself,
I am large, I contain multitudes.
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Let ‘em cozy up to it, then let ‘em find out it’s Walt Whitman.
Yeah, embrace that guy, Fox biotches…meltdown milkshake #13.

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Tue, 04 May 2010 05:53:21 +0000

When Oh-dubya tilted at knight with the jewels of queens softly buried ‘neath satin sheets, Frivolity held sway o’er the tourney, men of poesy pressed lances ‘gainst the volume containing Boyle’s Law, and the only rules observed were faint straight lines on paper trying vainly to constrain fiery verses erupting gaily like Etna’s lava strewn rampant ‘cross the page.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Tue, 04 May 2010 05:45:06 +0000

Dear Staff,

We pay your lazy ass to keep the floor a lot cleaner.
Stop bitching and grab your mop before you have to grab your pink slip!

Signed.

Stop raising my tuition to employ annoying staff members.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Tue, 04 May 2010 05:35:30 +0000

I like “Dumocrats”.

Why you ask?

Because only a well ~~indoctrinated~~ educated Fox News viewer can call someone an elitist intellectual and dumb in the same breath.

I think it’s a marvel how their brains can hold such diametrically opposed ideas to be true in the same time and space.

By: kowkow

kowkow — Tue, 04 May 2010 00:05:43 +0000

I used to splash water on the floor all the time because I hated the bitches who lived on my floor. They deserved to slip and fall.

By: mamason

mamason — Tue, 04 May 2010 00:02:58 +0000

Denny’s an optimist.

btw- Love your Grand Slam.