Comments on: The mystery of the bum-scratching bike thief

By: Max Time

Max Time — Thu, 13 May 2010 14:04:01 +0000

corndog fuckers!

By: Max Time

Max Time — Thu, 13 May 2010 14:03:16 +0000

“may your bum get a bloody hemroid”

By: El Jefe

El Jefe — Mon, 10 May 2010 16:38:42 +0000

The crossed-out letter clearly looks like an ‘R’ to me. I’m surprised that given the guttersnipe tendencies of folks here they haven’t realized the salaciousness of a “LADY ON BIKER” situation.

Boy, how about some spacing between words too? Otherwise, are we discussing an elementary particle, the ladyon?

By: wurdnurd

wurdnurd — Fri, 07 May 2010 02:25:51 +0000

There once was a bum named Itchy,
whose cardboard home was quite kitschy.
When sober she’s serious,
well liquored delerious.
And on Sue’s seatless bike did find shame.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Thu, 06 May 2010 04:16:33 +0000

WotV, “pubic transportation” requires a rocket engine.

By: Lady May

Lady May — Thu, 06 May 2010 01:11:21 +0000

I was drawn in by the name, but stayed for the goddamned dog fuckers!

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Wed, 05 May 2010 23:53:38 +0000

In this case, I am 99.999% sure Jonah is correct about “whoever”.

Yes, there is no debate…
just trench warfare with stuff being lobbed from one side to the other,
with both sides thinking they are correct, but usually with only one side knowing why they are right and able to provide instructive examples.

It is frustrating to note that in the age-old “To Whom It May Concern” that “whom” is correct (Oh, sorry…standard, rules-based, and back-compatible with all previous versions of the software), even though they both follow that tricky little “To” and are both elements in a full-blown clause.
But that must be why those grammarians get the big bucks…

By: Jonah

Jonah — Wed, 05 May 2010 22:32:13 +0000

I’m thoroughly lured! Anyway, “whoever” is correct. There is no debate over this.

By: Mo®

Mo® — Wed, 05 May 2010 21:21:21 +0000

Campus PD!

By: Mo®

Mo® — Wed, 05 May 2010 21:20:54 +0000

Was this perhaps a bicycle built for two? I would just call it even and be grateful to be rid of the louse bum. He never pedaled anyway!

By: Woman on the Verge

Woman on the Verge — Wed, 05 May 2010 20:17:16 +0000

Is that the trailer for next week’s COPS?

By: Mo®

Mo® — Wed, 05 May 2010 20:12:08 +0000

See Susan ride her bicycle.
Ride Susan ride!
See Susan scratch her bum.
Scratch Susan scratch!
See Susan get arrested for riding her bicycle naked and vigorously “scratching” her nether regions in public.

By: Mo®

Mo® — Wed, 05 May 2010 20:07:41 +0000

And a warm gun.

♥ H for Toy ♥

By: Grumpy McGrumperson

Grumpy McGrumperson — Wed, 05 May 2010 19:34:44 +0000

That first note is an inspiration, truly…

The next time I feel the need to cuss someone on the subway for body slamming me, I think using “May you get a seriously itchy bum!” (spoken in dulcet tones, of course) will make my day that much better.

After all, you can only use, “what the hell?! goddamned dog fucker!” so many times before it loses it charm, really.