Comments on: Those puddles on the floor? Not salad dressing. http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/05/05/those-puddles-on-the-floor-not-salad-dressing/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Sat, 25 May 2013 03:40:53 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: The "Golden Glow" of the Tanning Salon | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/05/05/those-puddles-on-the-floor-not-salad-dressing/comment-page-1/#comment-389617 The "Golden Glow" of the Tanning Salon | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com Thu, 02 Jun 2011 08:13:20 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=14210#comment-389617 [...] besides that whole skin cancer thing, there’s the fact that tanning booths — like  thrift-store fitting rooms — seem to bring out the animal in everyone. And [...] [...] besides that whole skin cancer thing, there’s the fact that tanning booths — like  thrift-store fitting rooms — seem to bring out the animal in everyone. And [...]

]]> By: Max Time http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/05/05/those-puddles-on-the-floor-not-salad-dressing/comment-page-1/#comment-356975 Max Time Thu, 13 May 2010 13:59:52 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=14210#comment-356975 thanks for the note, I'll jus take a leak in this salad thanks for the note, I’ll jus take a leak in this salad

]]> By: kerry anna http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/05/05/those-puddles-on-the-floor-not-salad-dressing/comment-page-1/#comment-356505 kerry anna Mon, 10 May 2010 05:28:10 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=14210#comment-356505 I used to be an Assistant Manager at a tanning salon. On my first day I was required to read a an employee manual with an entire section devoted to handling customer "bathroom" situations. I thought it was a joke. It certainly was not - notes like the one posted above are absolutely essential. I didn't expect to be dealing with so many fluids on a daily basis (sweat I was prepared for, poop and pee not so much). At least two people would pee into a garbage can every single shift - no exaggeration. Poop was a little more rare, maybe every four shifts or so. People messing up the actual bathrooms was even more rare than poop, probably about every other week. Vomit, maybe once or twice a month. Yep, that's right - tanners are fucking disgusting. I never knew. And I really don't understand the connection, maybe being under all the warm light does something to the bowels? (I've never actually tanned, just took the job in a pinch) It's sad and disturbing but let me say it again - NOTES LIKE THE ONE PICTURES ARE ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY IN TANNING SALONS!! I used to be an Assistant Manager at a tanning salon. On my first day I was required to read a an employee manual with an entire section devoted to handling customer “bathroom” situations. I thought it was a joke. It certainly was not – notes like the one posted above are absolutely essential. I didn’t expect to be dealing with so many fluids on a daily basis (sweat I was prepared for, poop and pee not so much). At least two people would pee into a garbage can every single shift – no exaggeration. Poop was a little more rare, maybe every four shifts or so. People messing up the actual bathrooms was even more rare than poop, probably about every other week. Vomit, maybe once or twice a month. Yep, that’s right – tanners are fucking disgusting. I never knew. And I really don’t understand the connection, maybe being under all the warm light does something to the bowels? (I’ve never actually tanned, just took the job in a pinch) It’s sad and disturbing but let me say it again – NOTES LIKE THE ONE PICTURES ARE ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY IN TANNING SALONS!!

]]> By: Jenna http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/05/05/those-puddles-on-the-floor-not-salad-dressing/comment-page-1/#comment-356450 Jenna Sat, 08 May 2010 15:33:00 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=14210#comment-356450 It is also a juice bar and coffee shop. And the outside of the building says Sunsational Massage or something, but I don't know where that would be. The building isn't that big. And the trashcan was about a foot high with a lid. Inside the booth. It is also a juice bar and coffee shop. And the outside of the building says Sunsational Massage or something, but I don’t know where that would be. The building isn’t that big.

And the trashcan was about a foot high with a lid. Inside the booth.

]]> By: infant tyrone http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/05/05/those-puddles-on-the-floor-not-salad-dressing/comment-page-1/#comment-356392 infant tyrone Fri, 07 May 2010 16:40:09 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=14210#comment-356392 CB, Hadn't thought of it until your comment, but maybe if I just ate the books after reading them the added fiber would help move things along. But, you have to admit that reading ala royale would be a distink advantage if I was ever to vacation over there in that Santorini. CB,
Hadn’t thought of it until your comment, but maybe if I just ate the books after reading them the added fiber would help move things along.

But, you have to admit that reading ala royale would be a distink advantage if I was ever to vacation over there in that Santorini.

]]> By: ISpy http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/05/05/those-puddles-on-the-floor-not-salad-dressing/comment-page-1/#comment-356383 ISpy Fri, 07 May 2010 14:37:43 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=14210#comment-356383 Yes. Yes.

]]> By: Canthz_B http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/05/05/those-puddles-on-the-floor-not-salad-dressing/comment-page-1/#comment-356356 Canthz_B Fri, 07 May 2010 06:47:06 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=14210#comment-356356 Gotta lick it out. :twisted: j/k, Clumber ♥ Gotta lick it out. :twisted:

j/k, Clumber ♥

]]> By: park rose http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/05/05/those-puddles-on-the-floor-not-salad-dressing/comment-page-1/#comment-356354 park rose Fri, 07 May 2010 06:35:07 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=14210#comment-356354 Clumber, @ 13.11: you mean, you can take the girl out of the gay, but you can't take the gay out of the girl? ;) Clumber, @ 13.11: you mean, you can take the girl out of the gay, but you can’t take the gay out of the girl? ;)

]]> By: park rose http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/05/05/those-puddles-on-the-floor-not-salad-dressing/comment-page-1/#comment-356351 park rose Fri, 07 May 2010 06:27:38 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=14210#comment-356351 Or smell, if we're talking underground and New York. Or smell, if we’re talking underground and New York.

]]> By: Canthz_B http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/05/05/those-puddles-on-the-floor-not-salad-dressing/comment-page-1/#comment-356345 Canthz_B Fri, 07 May 2010 06:00:24 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=14210#comment-356345 gladystopia, safe to say you weren't dating Magnum Penii?? :-P gladystopia, safe to say you weren’t dating Magnum Penii?? :-P

]]> By: Canthz_B http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/05/05/those-puddles-on-the-floor-not-salad-dressing/comment-page-1/#comment-356343 Canthz_B Fri, 07 May 2010 05:48:45 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=14210#comment-356343 ty, I know how the GPA system works. I just don't approve...having had all AP courses (fucking thanks Mom!!), and not getting extra credit for it...just extra knowledge. The theory I suppose is that kids doing harder work work harder and deserve more credit for it, but they don't work harder. Smart kids work just as hard to get an "A" in advanced work as average kids work to get an "A" in average work. It's all relative. What I REALLY HATED was getting a "B" in grade school, while someone who didn't do as well got an "A". The teacher would say "He/she did their best, and you can do better." I was like, "WTF? I did better than that idiot!" Good thing kids didn't shoot up schools back then, because there'd be bodies, Man...there'd be bodies!! ty, I know how the GPA system works. I just don’t approve…having had all AP courses (fucking thanks Mom!!), and not getting extra credit for it…just extra knowledge.
The theory I suppose is that kids doing harder work work harder and deserve more credit for it, but they don’t work harder.
Smart kids work just as hard to get an “A” in advanced work as average kids work to get an “A” in average work.

It’s all relative.

What I REALLY HATED was getting a “B” in grade school, while someone who didn’t do as well got an “A”.
The teacher would say “He/she did their best, and you can do better.”
I was like, “WTF? I did better than that idiot!”

Good thing kids didn’t shoot up schools back then, because there’d be bodies, Man…there’d be bodies!!

]]> By: Canthz_B http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/05/05/those-puddles-on-the-floor-not-salad-dressing/comment-page-1/#comment-356342 Canthz_B Fri, 07 May 2010 05:39:38 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=14210#comment-356342 Ty, you read a great deal...is there a bowel issue you're not telling us about? I always have to stop because my legs go to sleep. :-P Ty, you read a great deal…is there a bowel issue you’re not telling us about?
I always have to stop because my legs go to sleep. :-P

]]> By: clumber http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/05/05/those-puddles-on-the-floor-not-salad-dressing/comment-page-1/#comment-356313 clumber Fri, 07 May 2010 02:08:08 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=14210#comment-356313 Gladystopia - are you kidding? As soon as my brain got past the "WTF is that.... OMFG... that is a condom...?!" never has the little 'x' on the window been hit so quickly. Besides, I leave that sort of attention to detail to y'all. Gladystopia – are you kidding? As soon as my brain got past the “WTF is that…. OMFG… that is a condom…?!” never has the little ‘x’ on the window been hit so quickly.

Besides, I leave that sort of attention to detail to y’all.

]]> By: wurdnurd http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/05/05/those-puddles-on-the-floor-not-salad-dressing/comment-page-1/#comment-356312 wurdnurd Fri, 07 May 2010 02:07:33 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=14210#comment-356312 Does the salad bar offer urinal cakes for desert? Does the salad bar offer urinal cakes for desert?

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