…the proprietors of this Toronto bar will leave you pondering some different questions instead.
![TONITE: SUNDAY 25th BANGBANG BAR IS CLOSED DUE TO FEMALE TEMPERMENT [sic] ISSUES](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3291/4559213104_200d70cfe3.jpg "TONITE: SUNDAY 25th BANGBANG BAR IS CLOSED DUE TO FEMALE TEMPERMENT [sic] ISSUES")
Meanwhile, as Will observed, a Shell station in Austin apparently abides by a similar “honesty is the best” policy.
![Due To Tonyas drug habbit [sic] store will be Closed](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4005/4573635768_509b167ecf.jpg "Due To Tonyas drug habbit [sic] store will be Closed")
…as does a shopping center in Tyler, Texas, where Erin spotted this explanation (on a 100-degree July day).
Similar venting was on display at a store in Ironton, Ohio. (“For the record, I cannot validate whether or not the ‘oner’ was an in fact an asshole,” says submitter Meagan.)
![CLOSED FOREVER DUE TO ASSHOLE ONER [sic]](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2716/4139144865_6efd76c5fc.jpg "CLOSED FOREVER DUE TO ASSHOLE ONER [sic]")
And smetimes, of course, brutal honesty isn’t enough.
So really, why bother with an explanation at all?
related: Closed for good! Remember that the cheese loved you more than you loved it.
75 responses so far ↓
#1
QuarterRoy00
I’m confused…is the bar closed for a Bang Bang to help w/ female temperament issues?
May 10, 2010 at 9:44 pm rating: 6
#2
Melissa B
Wish i were tall enough to apply for that taco job.
May 10, 2010 at 9:47 pm rating: 20
#3
Cyclotron
Is Tonya a Hobbit? Because she has a “habbit”…
May 10, 2010 at 9:50 pm rating: 4
#4
seacurs
Is a drug hobbit anything like a dopey dwarf?
May 10, 2010 at 10:01 pm rating: 27
#5
Long before dawn
/plays Pistol-Packin Mama to help enlighten you
May 10, 2010 at 10:26 pm rating: 0
#6
Canthz_B
Next to last sign: Are they close to opening, or are they locked in there having sex?
May 10, 2010 at 11:11 pm rating: 9
#7
Odious
It’s my “temperment” to have a “habbit” to close my store today (just like I do every day).
There’s a freaking Walmart ad that expands and covers the comment box every time the pointer gets near it.
May 10, 2010 at 11:17 pm rating: 3
#8
jadefirefly
I misread the first one as GangBang bar. The first two thoughts through my head were:
1. What the hell sort of name is that?
2. Do they really CARE if the girls are having bad days?
May 10, 2010 at 11:21 pm rating: 5
#9
Donna Martin Graduates!
Tonya and her habbit would not be welcome at the taco place.
May 10, 2010 at 11:35 pm rating: 3
#10
The Great Joe Bivins
Perhaps they could make do with the short staff if they just put the taco meat on a lower shelf?
May 11, 2010 at 12:46 am rating: 17
#11
Canthz_B
If Moses had carried a short staff, the Israelites would have had to swim for it.
May 11, 2010 at 1:03 am rating: 4
#12
jaywalke
That is so weird . . . I refer to my marriage as the BangBang Bar. It used to be open, too.
May 11, 2010 at 7:06 am rating: 6
#13
Escape Goat
We close today.
Me no sorry.
(Me so horny.)
May 11, 2010 at 8:10 am rating: 5
#14
Canthz_B
Looks like someone didn’t much like anal sex.
They are now closed forever to asshole boners.
May 11, 2010 at 8:23 am rating: 1
#15
Canthz_B
I’m still wondering why “Sorry” decided not to take credit for that sign.
Maybe he was too close to the situation to be impartial.
May 11, 2010 at 8:34 am rating: 2
#16
aaa
I’m 5’1″. I suppose I should be glad I won’t be asked to make tacos.
May 11, 2010 at 8:59 am rating: 2
#17
Mo®
So this Toronto Retro Martini Bar on Bloor street has Karaoke with twin wireless mikes…is this the “Bang bang”? Do they let you bring Thai food in from next door? Is it still a cougar bar? So many questions… Paging Glen Bang.
May 11, 2010 at 10:00 am rating: 3
#18
YO!Adrian
Maybe the sign in Ironton Ohio originally read Asshole Boner which led to a boycott. Nobody in Ohio want to buy stuff from some homo!
May 11, 2010 at 10:38 am rating: 1
#19
Sam S
People, stop joking around, okay?
It reads “Tonya’s drug RABBIT”
Ever had to deal with a lepus hopped up on speed? That shit can close down an entire block.
May 11, 2010 at 11:21 am rating: 10
#20
Blogmella
Oh those tattoo artists are such hardcore rebels, with their “Fuck off” sign and their pastel pink building.
May 11, 2010 at 2:37 pm rating: 22
#21
Edwina the Defrocked Nun
Ya gotta love American small business.
May 11, 2010 at 2:52 pm rating: 0
#22
LordOfThePants
cop reading note: “officer, there are two armed men inside.”
his partner: “I sure hope so, a one-armed man ain’t gonna be able to make a taco.”
May 11, 2010 at 3:14 pm rating: 9
#23
Escape Goat
A 32-yr-old needs repair? Geez, try being 40 years old, lil bitch.
May 11, 2010 at 5:52 pm rating: 1
#24
Troy
HA! Bang Bang Bar is right by my house! I wonder if it’s opened again.
May 12, 2010 at 12:20 pm rating: 1
#25
Max Time
I don’t care if she’s at that time of the month, I just want my taco biaaaaaaaaatch
May 13, 2010 at 8:57 am rating: 0
#26
Mary Kate
It’s the note with “Sorry” that is then crossed out, that made me shriek and frighten someone in the next room. Like, “No I’ve thought about it and I’m not sorry and why should I pander to you anyway?”
Jun 13, 2010 at 5:50 pm rating: 0
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