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By: Mary Kate

Mary Kate — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 22:50:09 +0000

It’s the note with “Sorry” that is then crossed out, that made me shriek and frighten someone in the next room. Like, “No I’ve thought about it and I’m not sorry and why should I pander to you anyway?”

By: rigpixie

rigpixie — Tue, 18 May 2010 14:49:28 +0000

I live near the tattoo parlour; they don’t own the building and Stavanger, Norway has weird ass strict laws about colors, etc that are allowed in town.

They allow signs like that, however, because it’s not swearing in Norwegian. Go figure.

By: El Jefe

El Jefe — Mon, 17 May 2010 02:12:59 +0000

Whoa! Under whose authority is my name being invoked?

Is it because I refused to repair a 32-year-old? Screw that!

By: Max Time

Max Time — Thu, 13 May 2010 13:57:59 +0000

I don’t care if she’s at that time of the month, I just want my taco biaaaaaaaaatch

By: Melissa B

Melissa B — Thu, 13 May 2010 13:53:12 +0000

Mum thinks i should apply!

By: Troy

Troy — Wed, 12 May 2010 17:20:51 +0000

HA! Bang Bang Bar is right by my house! I wonder if it’s opened again.

By: Sam S

Sam S — Wed, 12 May 2010 12:06:52 +0000

I didn’t know that Hallmark ran tatoo shops.

By: Sam S

Sam S — Wed, 12 May 2010 12:02:54 +0000

Jesus Christ… someone is feeding speed to these rabbits…

And it won’t be long… until they tear us to shreds.

By: FeRD

FeRD — Wed, 12 May 2010 05:18:08 +0000

Salmon, pink, what-the-fuck ever. There’s still a gumball machine right inside the door!

Badass. :-/

By: FeRD

FeRD — Wed, 12 May 2010 05:12:17 +0000

Think you missed a word there, Canthz -- they're "closed forever DUE to asshole-boner"! Sounds like somebody's awfully enamored of his newfound sexual skillset! (And awfully confident in his ability to indefinitely sustain the aforementioned asshole-boner. Personally, I find I eventually get too pooped to play!)

By: aaa

aaa — Wed, 12 May 2010 00:32:43 +0000

Oh my, puns. D:

By: se

se — Wed, 12 May 2010 00:28:39 +0000

aaa, you could be a short order cook