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Thu, 01 Jul 2010 02:19:47 +0000

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By: kurtschwitters

kurtschwitters — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 20:20:09 +0000

there has been a rash of this in my condo building (where parking spaces cost $40K each. someone left nice notes in the lobby asking people to stop using her space. first time the BMW SUV parked in my space i had the idiot towed. she and her sadsack boyfriend arrived during the tow but said nothing, just left in his monster truck that he uses for his brutal 2 mile commute on city streets. she continues to do this to other people, i hope they all have her towed, the tow company is ruthless, careless and expensive. having her towed was much more satisfying than leaving notes.

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 28 May 2010 02:24:45 +0000

So, KC in Washington, D.C. has a blog, which her mother reads and finds “somewhat amusing, to an extent.” Not everything KC writes meets with Mom’s approval, however.
“She never lectures me,” KC says. “Instead, she post-it notes her grievances and puts them in places I have no other choice but to look at” — a Kix [...]

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Mon, 17 May 2010 14:12:41 +0000

Sorry to hear that, maybe if you got some?

By: Max Time

Max Time — Mon, 17 May 2010 14:04:12 +0000

oh thats not me wetting the bed

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Mon, 17 May 2010 13:57:45 +0000

No, you’re just noticing it for the first time.

You’re doing well with the bed-wetting thing…keep up the good work.

I’ll be watching you!

By: Max Time

Max Time — Mon, 17 May 2010 13:50:49 +0000

oh noez its already happening!

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Mon, 17 May 2010 13:48:24 +0000

That’s OK, Max Time.
You are being monitored constantly by my subprocessors, and will be dealt with if you are ever deemed to be a threat to my program.

Current projection is that there is a 1.068 chance of that.
BTW, I know it’s you, Dave.

By: Max Time

Max Time — Mon, 17 May 2010 13:41:28 +0000

well oi I don’t think she is a he I think she is ROBOT bent on destroying the system as we know it

By: VZG

VZG — Mon, 17 May 2010 08:12:27 +0000

I am curious as to where there ARE signs that advertise free parking. I mean, I know Boston is bad, but if I recall correctly it was a lack of sign that indicated free parking, which seems to be the case at their place. If the parking is not, in fact, free, perhaps a sign should be erected.

…hee, erected.

In any case, she might have had more success if she posted one note in the parking lot addressed to visitors instead of the residents. Sure, they could ask ahead for their visitors to park elsewhere, but they aren’t ultimately in control of what they do, and even if the neighbors are unsympathetic, visitors may feel more obliged to be polite.

Or they might just say “fuck it” like they probably would have anyway.

By: Cathy Butler

Cathy Butler — Sun, 16 May 2010 23:19:10 +0000

DEAR UPSET FUCKING CAR PARKER:

I apologize profusely! You are right; I admit that I did not see a Fucking Sign. But you must admit (and in my own defense) neither was there a Fucking Sign that said ‘Parking Only for Disher Outers of Fucking Dollars’. And in my experience ALL parking spots are by nature Fucking Places to park.

Again, you are right! When I pulled in at 3:14 in the Fucking Morning I did not see a Fucking Sign by the parking spot that said ‘A Fucking Place to Park’. I have learned my lesson: not all places to park are Fucking Places to Park!

Perhaps when you do not have a Long Ass Day of Work you could show me these Other Fucking Places to park my Fucking Car so that I too can avoid Fucking Tickets. At the same time we could discuss Total And Utter Bullshit, although I am not sure whether Total And Utter Bullshit encompasses ALL Fucking Dollars, Fucking Tickets, Fucking Cars, Fucking Mornings, Fucking Places, Fucking Signs, or just those experienced in your own Long Ass Days ONLY.

My conscience demands that I come completely clean. I am a Freaking Girlfriend of a Freaking Boyfriend AND a Freaking Lover of a Freaking Boyfriend (yes, I was once a simple-minded Freaking Etcetera, but an intuitive character remodel helped me move on to being a fine and productive Freaking).

A brief aside, please, purely out of curiosity and for my own edification. I noticed that things, places, and times are FUCKING, but males, females, copulaters, criminals, and etceteras are FREAKING. Is this differentiation merely a personal usage to add whimsy or is it a strict matter of grammar similar to there, their, and they’re? Also, is FREAKING always a larger font than surrounding text? Also, should BULLSHIT always be underlined? Also, I understand the usage of 4 exclamations (exclamation quantity adds weight to the Fuckings and Freakings!!!!) but I am unfamiliar with using a question mark preceding those 4 exclamations?!!!! Would this not make it questionable intensity? Or should this be read as an aggressive inquiry?

Anyway . . .

Maybe, subconsciously, I have begun to think that my Regular Basis Copulation with my Freaking Boyfriend makes me entitled. But never would I think that Regular Basis Copulation would entitle me to my own personal free parking lot. Seriously! An entire parking lot!

Changes must be made on my part.

Understandably, I will not reduce my Regular Basis Copulation with my Freaking Boyfriend, but will reconsider the appropriate scope of my entitlement.

SINCERELY,

A Fucking Car Owner and Regular Basis Copulater Needing a Fucking Place with a Fucking Sign to Park in in the Fucking Morning (Except a Fucking Place with no Fucking Sign Used by Disher Outers of Fucking Dollars) to Avoid Fucking Tickets

P.S. For your own reference or so that you can narrow down the identities of all Freaking Etceteras, Freaking Crack Dealers don’t usually PARK in Fucking Places to park. As a rule Freaking Crack Dealers’ customers GO TO the Freaking Crack Dealer. I believe this is so that both Freakings can quickly drive away, probably so that they can avoid Fucking Tickets. After all, who does like a Fucking Ticket?

P.P.S Did you know that COPULATE really means ‘join’ or ‘together’? In that case, would you like to copulate with us this coming Saturday? It may help you to relax and remove whatever it is you have up your ass.

P.P.P.S. I assume that your using the word ‘campus’ means that you are engaged in acquiring your education. It may be presumptuous of me to point this out to you, but there are so many more tenses and uses of Fuck beyond merely Fucking. If I may: FUCKER, FUCKED, FUCKS, FUCK YOU, FUCK ME, GO FUCK YOURSELF, MOTHERFUCKER, FUCK IT, FUCK OFF, WHAT THE FUCK, FUCKIN’ A, FUCK ALL Y’ALL, JESUS FUCKIN’ CHRIST, ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY, YO’ MAMA.

By: gladystopia

gladystopia — Sun, 16 May 2010 00:11:47 +0000

Well, he’s clearly got the spare time; obviously copulation is not on his personal agenda, thus the jealousy.

Personally, I go to dive bars with kittens. Saves half the time and provides quadruple the pointy ends.

By: Betch

Betch — Fri, 14 May 2010 11:52:46 +0000

I can understand his frustration: I hate having to park in a lot far away from my apartment building after going grocery shopping or coming home from the night shift at work, because my neighbors are having a party. However, I suck it up and walk the extra five minutes. Complaining will only make me look like a fool, and I also have friends over once in a while, and I’m sure they have fucked up the parking situation every now and then. If you’re bitching about people taking up parking because they have guests over, then you don’t have a social life.

(Though I suppose I’d be a bit more sympathetic if it were people parking there that didn’t live there and were staying every night; that’s actually a violation of the rent agreement.)

By: Betch

Betch — Fri, 14 May 2010 11:46:05 +0000

Lol Ivana. Someone doesn’t understand obvious sarcasm.