Comments on: Did you wash your hands? Well, did ya, punk?

By: The office sink pissing contest | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

The office sink pissing contest | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 16:36:03 +0000

[...] At this point, she says, “It’s getting a little awkward. I’m not in any of these departments — I just want to wash my hands.” [...]

By: Walker, "Tex" (a stranger)

Walker, "Tex" (a stranger) — Mon, 24 May 2010 16:09:06 +0000

Sweetheart, if you didn’t wipe, we have a whole new conversation to start.

By: Penny

Penny — Mon, 24 May 2010 15:09:47 +0000

Which just makes washing your hands even more pointless, because after you’re done you need to turn off the tap, push the air dryer button, open the door…and then you get to touch things like shopping carts and escalator rails, which are just as ‘infected’ as you assume unwashed hands to be, if not more.

Washing your hands kills germs, it does. But the germs that you didn’t kill are still there. That 1% germ that wasn’t killed is going to grow up to be big and strong and make millions of babies who are as resistant as he is. All this hand-washing paranoia only serves to breed stronger germs, not lessen their existence.

By: Jen

Jen — Fri, 21 May 2010 02:54:32 +0000

What if you washed your hands before the act? Do you have to wash your hands if you did not wipe or touch anything?

By: Max Time

Max Time — Mon, 17 May 2010 13:35:35 +0000

the germ guy reminds me of the planters peanut guy

By: clumber

clumber — Mon, 17 May 2010 13:06:10 +0000

Our building does as well… but since WAY TOO MANY women don’t wash their hands before leaving, I have no issue with the patronizing. For fuck’s sake you disgusting trolls, wash your hands!

This is why I refuse to attend work potlucks.

By: Chicken Underwear

Chicken Underwear — Mon, 17 May 2010 10:27:11 +0000

Most of these comments have been passive-aggressive.

GREAT!

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Mon, 17 May 2010 08:19:46 +0000

Actually, the people of many tribal cultures cover themselves with mud. The benefits are two-fold:

1) it repels disease carrying biting insects.
2) it exposes the wearer to a lot of little nasties which teaches the immune system to recognize them.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Mon, 17 May 2010 08:12:23 +0000

Question: Where do you think your keyboard gets its contaminants?…from your clean hands?
That’s a neat trick.

Keyboards are dirty motherfuckers because dirty motherfuckers use keyboards.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Mon, 17 May 2010 08:06:44 +0000

Fecal mist is real!!

It’s a very popular cologne in France!

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Mon, 17 May 2010 07:58:24 +0000

Oh, that’s old knowledge…where did you think Colonel Sanders got his slogan?

By: VZG

VZG — Mon, 17 May 2010 07:56:25 +0000

…Fecal mist? Man, your beliefs are crazier than the Egyptian Gods, and them’s some crazy bitches.

By: VZG

VZG — Mon, 17 May 2010 07:53:22 +0000

The public restroom is probably cleaner than your keyboard (whether you wash your hands or not). And doesn’t it make more sense to take preventative measures than to ask everyone to not touch any part of their own body that might ever contract any disease?

By: VZG

VZG — Mon, 17 May 2010 07:51:42 +0000

Only because not exposing yourself to pathogens reduces your tolerance to them. In that case, we should just douse ourselves in shit and cry immunity.