So, KC in Washington, D.C. has a blog, which her mother reads and finds “somewhat amusing, to an extent.” Not everything KC writes meets with Mom’s approval, however.
“She never lectures me,” KC says. “Instead, she post-it notes her grievances and puts them in places I have no other choice but to look at” — a Kix cereal box, for example. (Which I have to admit, I find pretty goddamn adorable.)
related: Sometimes, Mom is (actually, maybe, a little bit) right.
Thank you, Mom, for really trying to not say cuss words around me.
38 responses so far ↓
#1
dollbones
Wow this got posted at the best time. I just got passive-aggressively told to not cuss so much on my Facebook status. Maybe I should send it in.
May 15, 2010 at 5:32 pm rating: 15
#2
marky not mark
And, do something about that dorky tattoo.
It may have been cool to have the score to “Smell the Glove” for about 5 seconds…
May 15, 2010 at 5:34 pm rating: 9
#3
sarah
link to her blog is broken
May 15, 2010 at 6:25 pm rating: 0
#4
Flaboy2425
Old enough to have tattoos but young enough to eat Kix? Oh, the adolescent years, how confusing they are.
May 15, 2010 at 6:51 pm rating: 6
#5
gladystopia
If my mom found my blog, trust me when I say: the cussing would be the LEAST of her objections.
The various adjectives I’ve applied to her siblings…..okay, those wouldn’t make the short list either. Especially since I suspect she agrees with me, a teeny little bit, about her Bill-O-Reilly-fellating brother in particular. (Though “Bill-O-Reilly-fellating” would probably draw at least a look of deep concern and disapproval, more for the fellatio than for the O’Reilly reference, sad to say.)
Fortunately, pseudonymetry is a w0nderful foiler of maternal snoopishness. Which is good, because it’d be real hard to explain the current state of shizz chez Gladys at the moment.
May 15, 2010 at 6:59 pm rating: 7
#6
Agh
I hope my mom hasn’t found my blog. Or my old Myspace page. Or pretty much anything that I have ever posted online. Shit.
Also, septum rings are hot.
May 15, 2010 at 7:18 pm rating: 4
#7
aaa
Goddammit mom,
Stop being such a goddamn fucking pussy and suck it up already. Or least fucking talk to me in person instead of leaving me pussy notes. Fucking hell.
Love,
KC
May 15, 2010 at 7:27 pm rating: 24
#8
lindsey
convenient plug for her blog, eh?
May 15, 2010 at 8:08 pm rating: 9
#9
G
Her mom couldn’t just leave a comment on her blog?
May 15, 2010 at 8:24 pm rating: 11
#10
Gar
Maybe if you moved out…
May 15, 2010 at 8:44 pm rating: 8
#11
Escape Goat
This is what’s I’d blog about that cereal box:
Fuck Tested,
Mother Fucker
Sorry, Mommy.
May 15, 2010 at 9:02 pm rating: 4
#12
catburglar
Stop giving me so many fucking reasons to cuss, please.
KC
May 15, 2010 at 9:48 pm rating: 6
#13
Walker, "Tex" (a stranger)
“Dear mom, please buy more fucking Kix.
Thanks, KC.”
May 15, 2010 at 10:30 pm rating: 20
#14
mamason
This mom is good! Can’t you just hear her disgruntled, dejected, somewhat defeated, *yet still marginally hopeful enough to once again broach the subject of her daughter’s fecal-oral issues* sigh, and imagine the look of disappointment on her face as she writes this?
May 16, 2010 at 12:47 am rating: 4
#15
Party in my pants
Kids these days have tatoos and a limited vocabulary.
May 16, 2010 at 5:37 am rating: 4
#16
tilywinn
This mother doesn’t just register her disgust; she’s registered her approval of Kix cereal. ©
May 16, 2010 at 7:22 am rating: 4
#17
Kyle
Kid-posted, mother-disapproved.
May 16, 2010 at 10:20 am rating: 13
#18
Crisp Flows
Heh, This would’ve resulted in my blog full of archaic swear words with the actual swears in parenthesis.
At the bottom would be my disclaimer that the modern swears are simply translations of archaic terms.
Zounds, I must take leave! (FUCK! I’m late!)
May 16, 2010 at 10:56 am rating: 4
#19
Shawn
As if eating Kix is not punishment enough.
May 16, 2010 at 6:14 pm rating: 2
#20
Denny DelVecchio
Those musical notes are the first few bars of “Me So Horny.”
Check for yourself.
May 16, 2010 at 9:03 pm rating: 3
#21
VZG
I cannot help but imagine their table communication is somewhat similar. Mother slaps a post-it asking KC to pass the butter onto Dad’s forehead, and maybe KC does and then blogs about it: “Mom asked me to pass the butter and I didn’t notice for forty-five minutes because Dad had broccoli in his teeth and it was distracting. Fuck!”
May 17, 2010 at 2:36 am rating: 3
#22
HappyNat
If mom is serious about getting this kid to clean up their language, she needs to stop buying Kix for the kid. If that doesn’t work she can stop buying fruit roll-ups and juice boxes. The last step is to stop packing their kids Dora back pack with emergency goldfish crackers.
May 17, 2010 at 7:38 am rating: 3
#23
eyehearta2
From the blog:
“I’m a 25 year old photographer hailing from Okinawa, Japan. ”
………and I still live at home.
May 17, 2010 at 8:05 am rating: 5
#24
Max Time
umm why does everyone add their mommy? Are you trying to get less respect. I mean if your a parent and you get your kids stuff on facebook AWESOME. but ifyour a teenager and your stupid then go ahead and be dumb and let them know your extra personal stuff. Actually though i think its great if parents have their kids facebook under check but sometimes lookin too much into their stuff jus aint right hahaha
May 17, 2010 at 8:34 am rating: 2
#25
ant
Kid Cursed.
Mother Disapproved.
May 17, 2010 at 9:44 am rating: 1
#26
Vox
Team Mom. Anything that may lead to one less blog…
May 17, 2010 at 3:32 pm rating: 1
#27
angryyoungwoman
My sister used to call me up with the same complaint–or leave comments on my now nearly defunct blog with the same complaint. Bedeviled relatives.
May 19, 2010 at 4:52 pm rating: 0
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Jun 8, 2010 at 4:01 pm rating: 0
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