Please stop cursing so much on your mother-f’ing blog.

May 15th, 2010 · 38 comments

So, KC in Washington, D.C. has a blog, which her mother reads and finds “somewhat amusing, to an extent.” Not everything KC writes meets with Mom’s approval, however.

“She never lectures me,” KC says. “Instead, she post-it notes her grievances and puts them in places I have no other choice but to look at” — a Kix cereal box, for example. (Which I have to admit, I find pretty goddamn adorable.)

Stop cussing so much in your blog, please. -Mom

related: Sometimes, Mom is (actually, maybe, a little bit) right.

Thank you, Mom, for really trying to not say cuss words around me.

FILED UNDER: blog · cereal · D.C. · fuck fuckity fuck fuck · kids · Moms & Dads · Mother-daughter notes


38 responses so far ↓

  • #1   dollbones bang

    Wow this got posted at the best time. I just got passive-aggressively told to not cuss so much on my Facebook status. Maybe I should send it in.

    May 15, 2010 at 5:32 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Maas

      Did you ask what the right amount cursing was?

      May 16, 2010 at 1:11 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   marky not mark

    And, do something about that dorky tattoo.
    It may have been cool to have the score to “Smell the Glove” for about 5 seconds…

    May 15, 2010 at 5:34 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Blogmella bang

      Maybe they are passive aggressive notes?

      May 15, 2010 at 5:55 pm   rating: 56  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   sarah

    link to her blog is broken

    May 15, 2010 at 6:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   dmf

      yes but i know where the ‘h’ key is.

      May 15, 2010 at 6:33 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Flaboy2425

    Old enough to have tattoos but young enough to eat Kix? Oh, the adolescent years, how confusing they are.

    May 15, 2010 at 6:51 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   AuntyBron

      SIlly Flaboy, Kix are for…..no, wait, wrong cereal…nevermind.

      May 16, 2010 at 3:49 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   VZG

      …trids!

      May 17, 2010 at 2:31 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   Boomshine

      Team Kix all the way!

      May 17, 2010 at 5:19 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   gladystopia

    If my mom found my blog, trust me when I say: the cussing would be the LEAST of her objections.

    The various adjectives I’ve applied to her siblings…..okay, those wouldn’t make the short list either. Especially since I suspect she agrees with me, a teeny little bit, about her Bill-O-Reilly-fellating brother in particular. (Though “Bill-O-Reilly-fellating” would probably draw at least a look of deep concern and disapproval, more for the fellatio than for the O’Reilly reference, sad to say.)

    Fortunately, pseudonymetry is a w0nderful foiler of maternal snoopishness. Which is good, because it’d be real hard to explain the current state of shizz chez Gladys at the moment.

    May 15, 2010 at 6:59 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Canthz_B bang

      The O’Reilly Factor would make any blog suck.

      May 17, 2010 at 2:50 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Agh

    I hope my mom hasn’t found my blog. Or my old Myspace page. Or pretty much anything that I have ever posted online. Shit.

    Also, septum rings are hot.

    May 15, 2010 at 7:18 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   aaa bang

    Goddammit mom,

    Stop being such a goddamn fucking pussy and suck it up already. Or least fucking talk to me in person instead of leaving me pussy notes. Fucking hell.

    Love,
    KC

    May 15, 2010 at 7:27 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   lindsey

    convenient plug for her blog, eh?

    May 15, 2010 at 8:08 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   G bang

    Her mom couldn’t just leave a comment on her blog?

    May 15, 2010 at 8:24 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Gar

    Maybe if you moved out…

    May 15, 2010 at 8:44 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Escape Goat

    This is what’s I’d blog about that cereal box:
    Fuck Tested,
    Mother Fucker

    Sorry, Mommy.

    May 15, 2010 at 9:02 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   catburglar

    Stop giving me so many fucking reasons to cuss, please.
    KC

    May 15, 2010 at 9:48 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Walker, "Tex" (a stranger)

    “Dear mom, please buy more fucking Kix.

    Thanks, KC.”

    May 15, 2010 at 10:30 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   mamason bang

    This mom is good! Can’t you just hear her disgruntled, dejected, somewhat defeated, *yet still marginally hopeful enough to once again broach the subject of her daughter’s fecal-oral issues* sigh, and imagine the look of disappointment on her face as she writes this?

    May 16, 2010 at 12:47 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Party in my pants

    Kids these days have tatoos and a limited vocabulary.

    May 16, 2010 at 5:37 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   tilywinn bang

    This mother doesn’t just register her disgust; she’s registered her approval of Kix cereal. ©

    May 16, 2010 at 7:22 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Kyle

    Kid-posted, mother-disapproved.

    May 16, 2010 at 10:20 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   Crisp Flows

    Heh, This would’ve resulted in my blog full of archaic swear words with the actual swears in parenthesis.

    At the bottom would be my disclaimer that the modern swears are simply translations of archaic terms.

    Zounds, I must take leave! (FUCK! I’m late!)

    May 16, 2010 at 10:56 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   Maas

      I thought “zounds” was a contraction/abbreviation/conflation of “God’s wounds”.

      May 16, 2010 at 1:17 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   Crisp Flows

      It is a mild Shakespearean curse and it does mean god’s wounds. However, the usage is commonly done to express surprise or shock.

      Amusingly, Fuck has so many meanings and nuances, it is possible to make a sentence with that word oft used but each time with different meaning.

      May 16, 2010 at 2:25 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   Shawn

    As if eating Kix is not punishment enough.

    May 16, 2010 at 6:14 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   Denny DelVecchio

    Those musical notes are the first few bars of “Me So Horny.”

    Check for yourself.

    May 16, 2010 at 9:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   Boomshine

      I call bullshit. Give us a link, because I can’t find a “Me So Horny” tab for the life of me.

      May 17, 2010 at 5:23 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   VZG

    I cannot help but imagine their table communication is somewhat similar. Mother slaps a post-it asking KC to pass the butter onto Dad’s forehead, and maybe KC does and then blogs about it: “Mom asked me to pass the butter and I didn’t notice for forty-five minutes because Dad had broccoli in his teeth and it was distracting. Fuck!”

    May 17, 2010 at 2:36 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   HappyNat

    If mom is serious about getting this kid to clean up their language, she needs to stop buying Kix for the kid. If that doesn’t work she can stop buying fruit roll-ups and juice boxes. The last step is to stop packing their kids Dora back pack with emergency goldfish crackers.

    May 17, 2010 at 7:38 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   eyehearta2

    From the blog:
    “I’m a 25 year old photographer hailing from Okinawa, Japan. ”

    ………and I still live at home.

    May 17, 2010 at 8:05 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Max Time bang

    umm why does everyone add their mommy? Are you trying to get less respect. I mean if your a parent and you get your kids stuff on facebook AWESOME. but ifyour a teenager and your stupid then go ahead and be dumb and let them know your extra personal stuff. Actually though i think its great if parents have their kids facebook under check but sometimes lookin too much into their stuff jus aint right hahaha

    May 17, 2010 at 8:34 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   ant

    Kid Cursed.
    Mother Disapproved.

    May 17, 2010 at 9:44 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   Vox bang

    Team Mom. Anything that may lead to one less blog…

    May 17, 2010 at 3:32 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   angryyoungwoman

    My sister used to call me up with the same complaint–or leave comments on my now nearly defunct blog with the same complaint. Bedeviled relatives.

    May 19, 2010 at 4:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   A few choice words from Mom | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people

    [...] Is your blog kid-tested, Mom-approved? [...]

    Jun 8, 2010 at 4:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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