“I found this posted on every vertical object within a block radius around Adam’s Point in Oakland,” says submitter JasonP. (I particularly enjoy point #4 of the response.)
Meanwhile, a set of neighbors in Vancouver, B.C. were tussling over a similar case of mistaken identity.
related: I’m not creepy, in fact…I’m quite gay.
extra credit: “But he was dressed like a ‘gang person,’ you guys!”
39 responses so far ↓
#1
El Jefe
Does ‘vandalize’ really need a set of quotes? It sounds like they’re asking the complainant to consider the artistic merits of the defacement. Where’s the picture?
May 16, 2010 at 10:19 pm rating: 3
#2
Enso
I’m for Team Perps in this case
May 16, 2010 at 11:07 pm rating: 3
#3
AuntyBron
Note #1 – Nice that he spelled-checked “apologize”.
May 16, 2010 at 11:29 pm rating: 6
#4
Sheri
Awkward…
May 17, 2010 at 12:03 am rating: 4
#5
infant tyrone
If dude is SMASHING A HAMMER, ask if you can help…
give notice maybe…but don’t get cute with a PAN…
you could end up as a serving of Dahmer Carpaccio…
May 17, 2010 at 1:25 am rating: 0
#6
Canthz_B
I wasn’t smashing a hammer at 12:15am and 4:10am. I was hammering a smashed woman I picked up at a sleazy bar.
Don’t come knocking at my door at 4:15am when you hear my headboard rhythmically drumming against the wall.
Have some consideration…at least wait your turn.
May 17, 2010 at 2:45 am rating: 29
#7
Mrs. Rochester
To Anonymous!
STFU.
May 17, 2010 at 5:34 am rating: 4
#8
Party in my pants
Me thinks he doth protest too much!
May 17, 2010 at 6:53 am rating: 4
#9
Woman on the Verge
Just a point of advice-
If you’re going to walk the neighborhood looking for evidence of wrongdoing, pull the stick out of your ass first.
May 17, 2010 at 7:49 am rating: 17
#10
Canthz_B
They liked the way their car was defaced and decided to keep it?
Kudos to their neighborhood Kilroy…but Dude, invest in some proper art supplies and find a sponsor.
Cars and buildings are hard to hang on museum walls.
May 17, 2010 at 8:12 am rating: 5
#11
Max Time
well is anyone else curious what the logo looks like anyways?
May 17, 2010 at 8:31 am rating: 11
#12
Sam S
Speaking for myself, if I had a hammer I’d hammer in the morning, I’d hammer in the evening – all over this apartment building.
May 17, 2010 at 12:02 pm rating: 19
#13
farcical aquatic ceremony
I like how precise the blue marker accuser is with his times: not “midnight and 4 a.m.” but “12:15 am + 4:10 am”, as though to differentiate the ‘hammer smashing’ from, say, the pogo-sticking at 12:05 a.m. or Canthz B’s rhythmic banging, which lasted, what, from 4:12 to 4:14 a.m., C.B.?
May 17, 2010 at 12:03 pm rating: 18
#14
oi
Graphiti is a from artistic expression. Nobody should be offended here.
May 17, 2010 at 12:10 pm rating: 0
#15
mamason
Before you accuse me, take a look at yourself.
Before you accuse me, take a look at yourself.
You say I`ve been tagging other people’s cars
You must be talking about someone else.
I smashed my hammer `bout three or four nights ago.
I smashed my hammer`bout three or four nights ago.
Your mama said, `Son, Don`t you smash your hammer no more.
Before you accuse me, take a look at yourself.
Before you accuse me, take a look at yourself.
You say I’ve been tagging other people’s cars
You must be talking about someone else.
Come on back home, baby; try my hammer one more time.
Come on back home, baby; try my hammer one more time.
You`ve been gone away so long, I’m just about to lose my mind.
May 17, 2010 at 1:05 pm rating: 3
#16
Toya
I had a similar incident like these two back when I lived in a dorm. Odds are the anonymous writers had some sort of bias against the person they were accusing to begin with so when the incident came up, they automatically blamed the innocent party instead of thinking rationally. It’s rationale like theirs that causes innocent people to do jail time.
And I’m sure that once they were corrected about their accusations, they didn’t have the guts to apoloqize. Course why would they? They didn’t have the spine to call the person out directly so why would they bother to apologize (even anonymously) either?
May 17, 2010 at 7:39 pm rating: 2
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