Comments on: Because you’re not really knocked up ’til it’s validated by Web 2.0

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 11:51:43 +0000

Statistics are funny things. Correlation should never be confused with cause and effect.

There are probably as many unplanned pregnancies within marriage as to unmarried couples. Neither condition has any bearing on how well loved or cared for the child will be.

There are a great many poorly raised children from well-to-do homes, and a great many well cared for and well loved children born to people living in poverty.

By: M

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 14:00:34 +0000

My gosh, you’d think she wanted a ticker-tape parade.

You know, I always want to strangle those girls 0n “16 and Pregnant.” They don’t seem to really understand that they have–pardon my language–fucked up their lives beyond all hope of repair by a) getting knocked up in the first place and b) going on MTV to (ostensibly) show how being a teen mom is bad.

By: Scribbles the Monkey

Scribbles the Monkey — Tue, 25 May 2010 15:47:17 +0000

Ahem.

Masculine, feminine, neuter–
I went for a ride on my scooter.

I ran into the Queen and said,
“I’m sorry, old bean,
I forgot to ‘toot-toot’ on my ‘tooter’!”

By: Scribbles the Monkey

Scribbles the Monkey — Tue, 25 May 2010 15:45:08 +0000

Hah, classic, Ana!!

By: modernmoron

modernmoron — Tue, 25 May 2010 15:36:13 +0000

Blah, and I missed the second half. I meant that to distinguish between between other possibilities.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Tue, 25 May 2010 14:54:27 +0000

Her, her best friend, and her boyfriend? I already know too much about the conception for my comfort.

By: modernmoron

modernmoron — Tue, 25 May 2010 12:40:06 +0000

Ah, you’re right TheOldSchool, I did leave that out. My husband has no criminal record.

By: Ana

Ana — Tue, 25 May 2010 05:53:53 +0000

Hi i just wanted to let u know that you and your new family r blessed by.GOD & Jesus!!! i am saying prayers for u and your BEAUTIFUL FAMILY!!! STAY positive, you r bringing a precious BABY into the world Now U shall wear your HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE!!!!
GOD BLESS YOU &BABY AND TO HER OR HIS DADDY

By: Mace Elaine

Mace Elaine — Mon, 24 May 2010 19:47:34 +0000

No, it was a FOURsome. Her amazing boyfriend, her wonderful boyfriend, and her best friend.

I can’t wait for all of them to be on Maury.

By: Mace Elaine

Mace Elaine — Mon, 24 May 2010 19:45:59 +0000

I’m also left confused by all the ellipses. Evidently this is one long run on sentence with confused breaks in it?

Brain hurt.

By: Denny DelVecchio

Denny DelVecchio — Mon, 24 May 2010 02:52:41 +0000

At least we were left out of a play-by-play of the conception.

By: TippingCows

TippingCows — Mon, 24 May 2010 00:34:42 +0000

I too was wondering how one could assume someone is fully-functional just because they joined the military.
I know a lot of people that join in order to receive discipline and to BECOME (what they think is) functional.
Besides, who the hell is FULLY functional?
We all suck in our own way. It’s how we express our dysfunction that either endears people to us, throws us in jail, or makes us an outright bastard.

By: Walker, "Tex" (a stranger)

Walker, "Tex" (a stranger) — Mon, 24 May 2010 00:11:26 +0000

Dear pregnant girl: None of your friends responded because they’re already starting to ditch you lest they have to suffer your soon-to-be-born child, who will doubtlessly have mastered whining at an early age, due to his or her excellent role model.

By: much to my chagrin

much to my chagrin — Sun, 23 May 2010 21:23:14 +0000

Does anyone else hate the word “wedlock?” It’s the kind of word that makes me glad to be living in sin with my boyfriend. My parents were divorced, by the way, something Statistics McWrenchington could have predicted for you.