Comments on: Grow some thicker bark, why don’tcha?

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Thu, 21 Apr 2011 14:11:02 +0000

[...] Grow some thicker bark, why donttcha? [...]

By: Clumber

Clumber — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:35:54 +0000

… into your douchecanoe neighbor’s yard… wheeeee!

By: Clumber

Clumber — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 19:38:41 +0000

Serious dogs are a pain, true. In my experience it is the Herding breeds that are the most serious.

Least serious? Boxers. PBGVs.

I had a very very serious Sheltie who was a beta-status dog… just itchin’ to be alpha, and she lifted her leg to pee, even after she was spayed.

I have 2 boys right now (and more than 2 bitches…) and both are quite apt at leaving pee-messages where ever they want to – even while being pulled along…. it just becomes more cursive-style writing. If I see gardens or whatever in our path, I try to steer them off the sidewalk around those areas, but really now. It rains like crazy here, the pee is gone – whooosh.

By: infanttyrone

infanttyrone — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 22:13:17 +0000

rose,
I’m frond of tracking jargon, but I’ll leave it to you to stalk the badlands of botanical terminology with a serrate blade issued by Special Branch.
Relax after a job well done and enjoy your crowning achievement with a delicious cone.
If further questions shoot up, we’ll conifer with you for the anthers.

By: infanttyrone

infanttyrone — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 21:50:02 +0000

Keep ‘em floem, folks…we’re here all week.

Now more hits with the Stones from their album Xylem on Main Street…

By: Bunnee

Bunnee — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 18:41:31 +0000

I can’t believe no one has made any Rush references…
“There is unrest in the forest,
There is trouble with the trees,
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas.

The trouble with the maples,
(And they’re quite convinced the’re right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light.
But the oaks can’t help their feelings
If they like the way they’re made.
And they wonder why the maples
Can’t be happy in their shade.

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights.
“These oaks are just too greedy;
We will make them give us light.”
Now there’s no more oak oppression,
For they passed a noble law,
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe, and saw.”

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 16:48:19 +0000

We should cut down all the trees on the planet. Who needs oxygen, fruit, nuts or shade?
Besides, with all of the trees gone, we could finally see the forests!

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 16:44:23 +0000

Any tree that believes it can learn to write is a real sap!

By: Walker, "Tex" (a stranger)

Walker, "Tex" (a stranger) — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 04:30:30 +0000

Behold the poor dogwood tree — that can’t go for a walk and so has to pee on itself.

By: sharkfan

sharkfan — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 03:08:39 +0000

don’t you mean ‘sanctimonious fuckbuckets’?

By: infanttyrone

infanttyrone — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 02:25:59 +0000

Ah, Morticia…I love it when you talk tech…Il me fait trembler avec plaisir.

By: park rose

park rose — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 22:29:46 +0000

Put in a trunk call to the special branch, Neeners, if you want the literacy to really take root and flourish.

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 22:21:18 +0000

wotv, and that’s why I don’t have a serious dog.

By: infanttyrone

infanttyrone — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 21:25:58 +0000

For best results, with mechanical pencils…cuz they’re too young to shave.