Comments on: Violent (but amusing) threats

By: nil zed

nil zed — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 17:01:49 +0000

I hear Kenneth from 30 Rock saying it.

By: clumber

clumber — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 13:02:22 +0000

♥Rose♥

By: park rose

park rose — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 09:23:41 +0000

Don’t worry, Clumber, RP only empathizes with the note, not the notewriter. I empathize with that note, too. As WotV said, two-toned, misspelt . . . . Peeling masking tape means that the next stop on its journey of disappointment, heartbreak and disillusion is on the poo-scattered ground. I guess that’s why it needed the plastic protector, to address Neeners’ musing.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 07:31:16 +0000

I speak and write no other language but English. After all of these years (and all of the exceptions to grammatical rules), I have come to the conclusion that there is no such thing as “perfect English”.

At least that’s what I tell myself so I can sleep.

By: Rubber Chicken

Rubber Chicken — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 02:22:10 +0000

So was I the only one who remembers the “Brothers Brothers” segment from “In Living Color”?

By: Clumber

Clumber — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 22:21:59 +0000

THREATEN MY DOG SIR AND YOU SHALL FEEL THE BURN OF HOT LEAD INTO YOUR COLON, SIR! The poo you’ll be worrying about is that which oozes to your colostomy bag!

Now, you want to scream at & threaten the owner – have at it. I can even provide you with some addresses and license plates….

Clumber, who always picks up after her dogs’ walks… which she doesn’t have to do very often since we have a huge yard (over an acre) they romp on, and no safe walking areas for well over 2 miles in any direction from our house… so for the vast majority of the time, the poo is in OUR double-fenced yard.

By: RP

RP — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 22:12:23 +0000

Meh. I empathize with the first note.

By: Ashmeadow

Ashmeadow — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:57:10 +0000

Instead of defriending the offenders the note writer should just set up a memorial page. It has the same effect.

By: Matthew

Matthew — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:47:15 +0000

I have

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:35:27 +0000

Remind me of a sketch character…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1zGvQ9WcWg

By: Neeners

Neeners — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:46:53 +0000

Must have been a church note

By: Neeners

Neeners — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:46:04 +0000

Maybe the neighbors should get together and all poop in his yard. All that anger should not be wasted on a little doggie doo!!

By: Neeners

Neeners — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:44:46 +0000

I’m trying to determine which is worse, the dog pooping outside the house or a man going outside to “ripp” the dogs head off and shit down the neck?

Hmm… what a sight for the neighborhood, Crazy Joe’s final meltdown!

What’s really a crime is the guy’s spelling! Oh and the fact he used masking tape outside. Come on, we all know that’s not going to hold yet the use of a plastic page protector is important to him.

By: Woman on the Verge

Woman on the Verge — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:40:01 +0000

“Remind me of a man… “