Our anonymous submitter in Berkeley found this display in the bathroom she shares with her other roommates. “I hasten to add that the Imodium is not mine and the note is not directed at me,” she says. “Admittedly, the probable owner of said Imodium does need to get her shit together.”
So…perhaps the Vaseline was intended to help the the note-writing roommate metaphorically remove the stick up her ass?
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59 responses so far ↓
#1
brewer1056
Primero! Heh. Seriously, covered in Vaseline? I think I know where the runs are coming from…
Jun 7, 2010 at 6:05 pm rating: 4
#2
SB
Bleh. A real happy-house, that one. Even someone needing to get her shit together doesn’t deserve such a harpy for a roommate.
Jun 7, 2010 at 6:07 pm rating: 22
#3
farcical aquatic ceremony
I would call the notewriter a smartass, but apparently she elected to grasp and stroke the surfaces of a bottle last handled by someone who was producing fecal mist, so, no, not such a smartass…
Jun 7, 2010 at 7:07 pm rating: 29
#4
shwonline
You know what does work great for getting your shit together? Dung beetles.
Jun 7, 2010 at 7:10 pm rating: 40
#5
UnclGhost
Wow, hopefully that was just sitting on the counter and the PAN-writer wasn’t just rummaging around in the medicine cabinet for things to use as a basis for a PAN.
Jun 7, 2010 at 7:21 pm rating: 4
#6
Quite Contrary
I don’t think this roommate relationship will last beyond whoever gets kicked out or evicted.
Jun 7, 2010 at 7:41 pm rating: 4
#7
Bunnee
Someone’s bathroom is gonna’ get diiiirty tonight, after reading that note!
Jun 7, 2010 at 7:46 pm rating: 5
#8
Walker, "Tex" (a stranger)
The vaseline is the metaphor. Getting your shit together is a slippery business.
Jun 7, 2010 at 8:32 pm rating: 8
#9
damon
Ohhh…Berkeley. Yeah…that explains a lot.
Jun 7, 2010 at 8:41 pm rating: 5
#10
Escape Goat
Only didactic assholes add an aside such as metaphorically. blah blah blah metaphorically, blah blah blah literally. Geez, Teach, did you want to add some quote fingers, too? Or would I not “get it,” “so to speak”?
Jun 7, 2010 at 10:46 pm rating: 5
#11
Xenobiologista
The Imodium is to help people who are uncontrollably shitting out notepaper after having it rammed up their ass by #2 from yesterday.
Jun 8, 2010 at 1:24 am rating: 14
#12
Wallace
Ah, even with such a blatant clue, little miss note writer’s missed the point. Pissed off house sharer chooses the irritating target, buys immodium, leaves it on display but unopenable thanks to a lick of Vaseline. Now for part two; the laxatives in the most probably over – labelled food intge fridge. Harpy revenge.
Jun 8, 2010 at 1:31 am rating: 12
#13
Canthz_B
There’s a great possibility this feud will run for a while.
A real Super Bowl!!
Oh, there will be movements towards reconciliation, but they will be irregular in nature as roommate number one and roommate number two play fast and loose with the rules, placing notes everywhere from the rooftop to the bowels of the building.
Yup, they’re really on a roll.
Jun 8, 2010 at 1:56 am rating: 10
#14
Splint Chesthair
I’ve never had a problem with roommates I didn’t get along with. I’ve always had a gym membership and my schedule was getting up early and to the gym. Shower at gym and then find stuff to do until it’s time to get back home and go to bed. Make sure bedroom is locked. As a bonus, no one asks you to clean up because you’re never there.
Jun 8, 2010 at 6:39 am rating: 4
#15
Becca
Oh wow… Yet another reason why I’m so glad I stopped house-sharing after my first year of uni!
Jun 8, 2010 at 7:17 am rating: 1
#16
Party in my pants
I can’t believe no one has noticed or commented on how dirty and nasty the sink looks.
Jun 8, 2010 at 7:33 am rating: 4
#17
texonza
Wait, the entire bottle is a suppository?
I’ve been using this stuff wrong.
Jun 8, 2010 at 8:32 am rating: 21
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Sep 6, 2010 at 10:31 pm rating: 0
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